Should America nuke the French?

glenn1

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I'm playing Civilization and just built the Manhattan project a few turns ago and have a couple of tactical nukes to spare. Who do you think deserves to get some atomic death?
 

DaveSimmons

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Aug 12, 2001
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No one likes us
I don't know why.
We may not be perfect
But heaven knows we try.
But all around even our old friends put us down.
Let's drop the big one and see what happens.
We give them money
But are they grateful?
No they're spiteful
And they're hateful.
They don't respect us so let's surprise them;
We'll drop the big one and pulverize them.
Now Asia's crowded
And Europe's too old.
Africa's far too hot,
And Canada's too cold.
And South America stole our name.
Let's drop the big one; there'll be no one left to blame us.

Bridge:

We'll save Australia;
Don't wanna hurt no kangaroo.
We'll build an all-American amusement park there;
They've got surfing, too.
Well, boom goes London,
And boom Paris.
More room for you
And more room for me.
And every city the whole world round
Will just be another American town.
Oh, how peaceful it'll be;
We'll set everybody free;
You'll have Japanese kimonos, baby,
There'll be Italian shoes for me.
They all hate us anyhow,
So let's drop the big one now.
Let's drop the big one now.
 

tokamak

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i hope you have SDI defense in all your cities, because once you build MP, its katy bar the door on nukes. the computer is a bastage in that game. they'll nuke you and not even think twice.
 

ribbon13

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WOPR is a reference to the movie "War Games" for all you ignorant children. It's a classic.
 

RaDragon

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Yes, nuke them before they nuke you. And ditto on what tokamak said about SDI defenses!