Shots Fired After Mansfield Man Passes Gas!

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http://www.wetmtv.com/news/loc...49e2-837c-3bbb07f3f7df


SOUTHPORT - Flatulence is blamed for a Sunday night shooting at a Southport business.

William Hoover, 32, pulled out a semi-automatic rifle at Wheeler's Beverage Barn and shot at three people who teased him about passing gas, a Chemung County sheriff's investigator said.

The incident began inside the store after 6 p.m., where Hoover got into an argument with the three people who teased him about his flatulence, deputies said.

When the argument moved outside and turned physical, Hoover ran to his car, pulled out a semi-automatic rifle, and shot at the three people, deputies said.

Nobody was hurt, and Hoover, of Mansfield, Pennsylvania, was arrested Monday and charged with attempted assault.

Employees at Wheeler's Beverage Store would not comment on the incident, and the victims asked not to be identified due to fears of retaliation.


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Jeeebus

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You'd think that shooting at people with a rifle might warrant something a tad more substantial than "attempted assault."
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: Jeeebus
You'd think that shooting at people with a rifle might warrant something a tad more substantial than "attempted assault."
Yeah, no sh!t. Shouldn't it at least be assault with a deadly weapon?
 

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Originally posted by: thecoolnessrune
Yo dawg you be getting all up in grizzay due to my poopay maaaaang?!!

Translated for white people: "I say good sir, you seem to be put in a tizzy by my rectal secretions."
 

NuroMancer

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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: Jeeebus
You'd think that shooting at people with a rifle might warrant something a tad more substantial than "attempted assault."
Yeah, no sh!t. Shouldn't it at least be assault with a deadly weapon?

Attempted Murder?

If you pull out a gun, and aim it at people in anger, and then pull the trigger. I dinno about you but thats attempted murder in my books.

Just because you can't aim because of the ordor....
 

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Analog... Are you living in the WETM viewing area? I'm from Horseheads and currently living in Wellsboro...
 

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Originally posted by: Pastore
Analog... Are you living in the WETM viewing area? I'm from Horseheads and currently living in Wellsboro...


No, it was just interesting.
 

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"...and the victims asked not to be identified due to fears of retaliation."

Does anyone else find this funny? Obviously they didn't mean it like that. But it seems like he could probably could fart back in retalliation.