shortylickens
No Lifer
I tried searching, but I couldnt find anything similar.
So, on my list is:
- 1 suit, in good condition, shoes, belt and shirts to match.
- 2 ties, 2 sets of nice socks and boxers.
- 3 plain white T-shirts, that are actually WHITE, not tan.
- 1 pocketknife, not some stupid cheap thing from the acrade grabber claw game, but not a macho combat knife either. Preferably a folder of good brand no larger than 4 inches. 1 Whetstone or other sharpening device.
- 1 shaving kit, leather or sturdy nylon. Also include a pack of decent blade razers (or a straight razer if he can use one) and an electric razer with international adapters. Condoms (within the expiration date).
- 1 quality flashlight, Maglight or Surefire, and batteries and extra bulbs or LED's.
- 1 shotgun, with both a smooth and rifled barrel.
- 1 basic toolkit with good variety of english and metric parts. Steel toolbox on rollers.
- 1 durable lighter. Either a Zippo or a tough butane type. Plenty of fuel.
- 1 dog, of good breeding, perhaps a lab or shepard. Or a mutt who can hold his own.
- A full set of beer and shot glasses, whether he drinks or not. Again only quality. No cheap little Disneyland shot glasses.
- A deep freeze. Ideally one so big it will only fit in the garage. Should be filled with red meat and the occasional pork product. Or bags of wings.
Those are what I could come up with after a 12 hour shift and no sleep for 24 hours.
I am keeping this inside the house, so anything outside the house (car, boat, etc.) is not needed, though I am sure someone will mention them anyway. I am also restricting it to things one can buy. I know a hundred men here will say "a good woman". But my list is to be filled with things that can be picked up in one weekend of shopping. A "good" woman is not one of them.
AND since I know it will come up:
An uncut video of Traci Lords, a fleshlight, a realdoll, a russian bride, a drilldo, a heart shaped waterbed and a video camera.
There. Now I said it so you perverts dont have to. 😉
So, on my list is:
- 1 suit, in good condition, shoes, belt and shirts to match.
- 2 ties, 2 sets of nice socks and boxers.
- 3 plain white T-shirts, that are actually WHITE, not tan.
- 1 pocketknife, not some stupid cheap thing from the acrade grabber claw game, but not a macho combat knife either. Preferably a folder of good brand no larger than 4 inches. 1 Whetstone or other sharpening device.
- 1 shaving kit, leather or sturdy nylon. Also include a pack of decent blade razers (or a straight razer if he can use one) and an electric razer with international adapters. Condoms (within the expiration date).
- 1 quality flashlight, Maglight or Surefire, and batteries and extra bulbs or LED's.
- 1 shotgun, with both a smooth and rifled barrel.
- 1 basic toolkit with good variety of english and metric parts. Steel toolbox on rollers.
- 1 durable lighter. Either a Zippo or a tough butane type. Plenty of fuel.
- 1 dog, of good breeding, perhaps a lab or shepard. Or a mutt who can hold his own.
- A full set of beer and shot glasses, whether he drinks or not. Again only quality. No cheap little Disneyland shot glasses.
- A deep freeze. Ideally one so big it will only fit in the garage. Should be filled with red meat and the occasional pork product. Or bags of wings.
Those are what I could come up with after a 12 hour shift and no sleep for 24 hours.
I am keeping this inside the house, so anything outside the house (car, boat, etc.) is not needed, though I am sure someone will mention them anyway. I am also restricting it to things one can buy. I know a hundred men here will say "a good woman". But my list is to be filled with things that can be picked up in one weekend of shopping. A "good" woman is not one of them.
AND since I know it will come up:
An uncut video of Traci Lords, a fleshlight, a realdoll, a russian bride, a drilldo, a heart shaped waterbed and a video camera.
There. Now I said it so you perverts dont have to. 😉
