Shortest relationship

[waggy]

when i was in the 8th grade i had some girl come up and say we were dateing (i had a major crush on her) well anyway it was lunch time and she "forgot" her lunch money so i got her lunch. she broke up with me after lunch =(


damn..sniff i tried to forget ti it! ahhh!

 

[damiano]

Originally posted by: shady123

Originally posted by: damiano
about 5 minutes
(a BJ in the bathroom of some bar or club)
had a few of those 😀

5 minutes? Thats a short bj....

I beg to differ
5 whole minutes of sucking is way enough for a girl to get a neck pain a jaw dislocated
I guess you watch to much Pr0n ...
and when it is in the bathroom of a bar it's a long time... (people knocking on the door 😉 )

edit: spelling

 

[zippy]

7th grade...like a day or two I think. It was lame. I was tricked into 'asking her out'...I didn't really want to but a mutual friend conned me into doing it. Bah. I felt like throwing up the whole day/two until I dumped her. 😱 😛

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: shady123

Originally posted by: damiano
about 5 minutes
(a BJ in the bathroom of some bar or club)
had a few of those 😀

5 minutes? Thats a short bj....

I beg to differ
5 whole minutes of sucking is way enough for a girl to get a ned pain a jaw dislocated
I guess you watch to much Pr0n ...
and when it is in the bathroom of a bar it's a long time... (people knocking on the door 😉 )

Are you a member of the minutemen?

 

[nativesunshine]

My shortest relationship...where the guy and I were actually girlfriend/boyfriend...


2.5 weeks. Guess he got bored and dumped me. ::shrugs::

 

[zippy]

Originally posted by: Staley8

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: shady123

Originally posted by: damiano
about 5 minutes
(a BJ in the bathroom of some bar or club)
had a few of those 😀

5 minutes? Thats a short bj....

I beg to differ
5 whole minutes of sucking is way enough for a girl to get a ned pain a jaw dislocated
I guess you watch to much Pr0n ...
and when it is in the bathroom of a bar it's a long time... (people knocking on the door 😉 )

Are you a member of the minutemen?

Isn't the Minutemen club motto, "The British are Cumming!" ?

 

[m2kewl]

1 minute

me: wanna fvck?
her: no!

😛

 

[damiano]

Originally posted by: Staley8

Originally posted by: damiano

Originally posted by: shady123

Originally posted by: damiano
about 5 minutes
(a BJ in the bathroom of some bar or club)
had a few of those 😀

5 minutes? Thats a short bj....

I beg to differ
5 whole minutes of sucking is way enough for a girl to get a ned pain a jaw dislocated
I guess you watch to much Pr0n ...
and when it is in the bathroom of a bar it's a long time... (people knocking on the door 😉 )

Are you a member of the minutemen?

as I said
next time you get one, time yourself...you will see that five minutes getting blown is a LONG time
maybe this won't happen for a while obviously

 

[Ausm]

About 1/2 hr in the backseat of some dude's car...

Ausm

 

[Ausm]

Originally posted by: shady123

Originally posted by: damiano about 5 minutes (a BJ in the bathroom of some bar or club) had a few of those 😀

5 minutes? Thats a short bj....

She or he (god forbid🙂 ) must had the word hoover on their forehead 😉

Ausm

 

[nativesunshine]

It figures that to you guys..a mindless "hook up" = relationship.

bleh...

 

[damiano]

Originally posted by: nativesunshine
It figures that to you guys..a mindless "hook up" = relationship.

bleh...

actually,
I will remove my post: these days even if you get a BJ you swear to the court:
"I never had a sexual relation with that woman"
😉

imagine a relationship
😱

 

[bigalt]

Originally posted by: nativesunshine
It figures that to you guys..a mindless "hook up" = relationship.

bleh...

weird, i thought it was always the women that thought that way.

 

[Nitemare]

some chick at a bar..

ended when i banged her

 

[amnesiac]

Shortest = 7 months
Longest = 3.5 years
Current = 10 months

+ 2 one-night stands
+ 1 2-month long booty call arrangement

 

[styelers]

3 months