Short motherboard

[Bleep]

HE HE!
I gave a motherboard to a guy, it was a slot 1 board and i gave him the slocket and a celron 500. the motherboard had 4pci slots and 3 isa slots.
Today he calls me and tells me the board wont work so I went over figuring that he had shorted it to the case somehow. He was right it was dead the fans would not even turn on. Looked at all the plugs and stuff and it finially dawned on me the isa slots were gone. I said this is not the board I gave you, he said yes it is, I said no the board I gave you had some isa slots on it. His reply was well it would not fit in the case so I sawed of the end of the board so it would fit and I dont have any thing that plugs into those sockets anyway.

Stunned into silence
Bleep
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[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Bleep
HE HE!
I gave a motherboard to a guy, it was a slot 1 board and i gave him the slocket and a celron 500. the motherboard had 4pci slots and 3 isa slots.
Today he calls me and tells me the board wont work so I went over figuring that he had shorted it to the case somehow. He was right it was dead the fans would not even turn on. Looked at all the plugs and stuff and it finially dawned on me the isa slots were gone. I said this is not the board I gave you, he said yes it is, I said no the board I gave you had some isa slots on it. His reply was well it would not fit in the case so I sawed of the end of the board so it would fit and I dont have any thing that plugs into those sockets anyway.

Stunned into silence
Bleep
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:Q

 

[morkinva]

Bahahahaha!

 

[Bleep]

Ah Ha!
Stunned you into silience too.
Bleep

 

[dakata24]

OMG! :Q

and why did you give this person the mobo/cpu in the first place? take whatevers leftover back.. id bet he'll fudge that as well...

 

[morkinva]

Hey, explain to him that he needs both halves to work and give him some glue -- see what he comes up with

 

[The Stigenator]

hahaha.. OMG!!!

I fell off the chair.

 

[Bleep]

and why did you give this person the mobo/cpu in the first place

I had a bunch of them laying around from upgrades and he wanted to build a machine for his son.
Once I got home and was thinking about it I had to laugh, that was the stupidest thing I have ever heard of anyone doing to a computer. I am still laughing, got the giggles really.
Bleep

 

[compuwiz1]

Whoahohohohoho! That cat has no business working on anything that requires a greater IQ than 50! :Q

Edit: I take that back, he has no business working on anything. Hell, doesn't sound like he's qualified to tie his own shoes.

 

[DaveSimmons]

Hahahahaha!

Is his name by any chance "Raplh Wiggum" ? If not you should still start calling him that

 

[AGodspeed]

LMAO! OMG!!!!!!!! :Q :Q :Q :Q :Q

 

[morkinva]

pics?

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Okay um... I don't feel so bad now

nik

 

[narzy]

oh dear lord...

 

[Cattlegod]

this is a joke right?

 

[Adul]

omg !!! hahahahahaahaa

 

[Ameesh]

its the same guy who threw water on his athlon cause it was too hot and it shorted out.







(btw you should post his name and email so we can all make fun of him)

 

[Windogg]

*** Stunned Silence ***

 

[NutBucket]

ROFLMAO!!!! :Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q

 

[Shaftatplanetquake]

I'm surprised this man made it through childhood and has actually became a man. I would think that he should have had an unfortunate mishap, and died, before these events came to pass.

 

[Instagib]

ROFL

 

[DanFungus]

*stunned*
*laughing*
*stunned*

 

[Evadman]

I don't know what to say to that. I really don't.


<edit>
Damn enter button
</edit>

 

[ElFenix]

hahahhahahahh!


thats like sawing off two cylinders on a small block to try to cram it into an accord

 

[hollowman]

i hope this is a joke...:Q