- Apr 14, 2001
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Four people were bragging about how smart their Cats were.
The first was an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third was
a Chemist the fourth was a Government Worker.
To prove his cats mettle, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square,
do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and
promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed
that was pretty smart.
The Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out
into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them
into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was pretty
amazing.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked
over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass
from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was in awe.
Then the three men turned to the government Worker and smirked, "What
can your cat do?".
The Government Worker called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break,
do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk,
sh!t on the paper, f'cked the other three cats, claimed he injured
his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working
conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the
rest of the day on sick leave.
The first was an Engineer, the second an Accountant, the third was
a Chemist the fourth was a Government Worker.
To prove his cats mettle, the Engineer called to his cat, "T-square,
do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to a desk, took out some paper and a pen and
promptly drew a circle, a square, and a triangle. Everyone agreed
that was pretty smart.
The Accountant said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
said, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff." Spreadsheet went out
into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them
into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each. Everyone agreed that was pretty
amazing.
But the Chemist said his cat could do better. He called his cat and
said, "Measure, do your stuff." Measure got up, walked
over to the fridge, took out a quart of milk, got a 10 ounce glass
from the cupboard and poured exactly 8 ounces without spilling a drop.
Everyone agreed that was in awe.
Then the three men turned to the government Worker and smirked, "What
can your cat do?".
The Government Worker called to his cat and said, "Coffee Break,
do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk,
sh!t on the paper, f'cked the other three cats, claimed he injured
his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working
conditions, put in for Workers Compensation and went home for the
rest of the day on sick leave.
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