Shocking Barbershop Incident!!! ***CONFIRMED!!***

Amused

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A guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks, " How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of customers and says, "About 3 hours." The guy leaves.

A week later the same guy sticks his head in the shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around the shop and says, "About an hour and a half." The guy leaves.

The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over at a friend in the shop and says, "Hey, Bill. Follow that
guy and see where he goes." A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop, laughing hysterically.

The barber asks, "Bill, where did he go when he left here?" Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, "Your house."
 

Rob9874

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Originally posted by: KnightBreed
I have a feeling I'm not the only person that didn't get that. :confused:

Assuming you're not being sarcastic...
The guy was finding out how busy the barber was that day, so he could sleep with his wife.
 
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Originally posted by: Rob9874
Originally posted by: KnightBreed
I have a feeling I'm not the only person that didn't get that. :confused:

Assuming you're not being sarcastic...
The guy was finding out how busy the barber was that day, so he could sleep with his wife.
Gah, I feel stupid. :eek:
 

oLLie

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Originally posted by: KnightBreed
Originally posted by: Rob9874
Originally posted by: KnightBreed
I have a feeling I'm not the only person that didn't get that. :confused:

Assuming you're not being sarcastic...
The guy was finding out how busy the barber was that day, so he could sleep with his wife.
Gah, I feel stupid. :eek:

Don't feel stupid.. I didn't get it either. In fact, I don't see how the wife part is mentioned at all or even implied. I thought he was going to the guys house to steal his stuff...
 

globalstud

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Most of you are in college correct? There is a simple algebraic equation to figure this joke out.

(not knowing guy is checking if barber is busy in order to boff barbers wife) = (dumbass)
 

Cuda1447

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Originally posted by: lnguyen
if he was stealing stuff, the guy woulda know by the first day :)

OMG, I thought he was stealing the stuff to, then I read ^ and busted out laughing!!!

 

T2T III

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Assuming you're not being sarcastic...The guy was finding out how busy the barber was that day, so he could sleep with his wife.
Actually, with the terminology on this board, that statement could be translated to the following: The guy was seeing how busy the barber was so he could head over to the barber's house because he was hittin' the barber's wife.
 

Red Dawn

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I have a feeling I'm not the only person that didn't get that.
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Assuming you're not being sarcastic...
The guy was finding out how busy the barber was that day, so he could sleep with his wife.
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Gah, I feel stupid.
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Don't feel stupid.. I didn't get it either. In fact, I don't see how the wife part is mentioned at all or even implied. I thought he was going to the guys house to steal his stuff..

Can you guys be any more pathetic?