She's smoking hot

T9D

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It's not the business it's the money. Doesn't matter what you do as long as it pays well to be rich. That's all they care.
 

T9D

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It's a good business.

Selling duck whistles? Sure it's making him money. But if it wasn't and he was broke some hot chick isn't going to give a crap (since that's the whole point of this thread). Some hot chicks wouldn't be sitting around saying "some day I'm going to nab me a duck caller seller".
 

OlafSicky

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Selling duck whistles? Sure it's making him money. But if it wasn't and he was broke some hot chick isn't going to give a crap (since that's the whole point of this thread). Some hot chicks wouldn't be sitting around saying "some day I'm going to nab me a duck caller seller".

Made me lol you are right because that is such a fascinating field to be in.
 

SlitheryDee

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You don't even have to be in a business. Win the lottery or a big lawsuit and you can totally score a chick just like that. I'm not even talking about some gold digging floozy either. If she's a really good woman she'll convince herself that she's with you because she loves you rather than the wealth and security you represent.
 

Pocatello

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You don't even have to be in a business. Win the lottery or a big lawsuit and you can totally score a chick just like that. I'm not even talking about some gold digging floozy either. If she's a really good woman she'll convince herself that she's with you because she loves you rather than the wealth and security you represent.

It's harder to win the lottery though. Becoming a successful businessman who makes tons of money isn't easy, but it sure beat the odds of winning the lottery.
 

Squisher

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It's not the business it's the money. Doesn't matter what you do as long as it pays well to be rich. That's all they care.

I'm not 100% sure about this because I don't watch the show, but I think the good looking wives predate the big money. However, the long hair and beards weren't there and according to my wife who watches the show they all were good looking guys.

So, the money rolled in and they grew their hair out and the wives stuck around in spite of it.

EDIT: btw-they just about all have college degrees and one had a full ride with a football scholarship.
 
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boomhower

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I'm not 100% sure about this because I don't watch the show, but I think the good looking wives predate the big money. However, the long hair and beards weren't there and according to my wife who watches the show they all were good looking guys.

So, the money rolled in and they grew their hair out and the wives stuck around in spite of it.

EDIT: btw-they just about all have college degrees and one had a full ride with a football scholarship.

That pretty much sums it up. Decent looking guys got hot wives, got rich, let themselves go to shit and wives stick around.

If memory serves it was the old dude that started it that had the scholarship and he actually quite because it interfered to much with his duck hunting.
 

alkemyst

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She's taken and you aren't in the wrong business. You don't know how to leverage your business.
 

BUTCH1

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That pretty much sums it up. Decent looking guys got hot wives, got rich, let themselves go to shit and wives stick around.

If memory serves it was the old dude that started it that had the scholarship and he actually quite because it interfered to much with his duck hunting.

Correct, he was a starting college QB, Terry Bradshaw was his backup, he said "I got tired of big dudes trying to maul me" LOL...
 

NFS4

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I'm not 100% sure about this because I don't watch the show, but I think the good looking wives predate the big money. However, the long hair and beards weren't there and according to my wife who watches the show they all were good looking guys.

So, the money rolled in and they grew their hair out and the wives stuck around in spite of it.

EDIT: btw-they just about all have college degrees and one had a full ride with a football scholarship.

I've never seen the show, but doing a quick google search it appears you're right:

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Looks like Jep and his wife have been together for a LONG time:

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gorcorps

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That pretty much sums it up. Decent looking guys got hot wives, got rich, let themselves go to shit and wives stick around.

If memory serves it was the old dude that started it that had the scholarship and he actually quite because it interfered to much with his duck hunting.

Bingo

I like how people try to justify such couples, and think the wife HAS to be a gold digger. God forbid they actually like each other. T9D is just bitter because he can't land a hottie so it MUST be the money. There's no possible way those guys are actually likeable.
 

Strk

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The whole over-the-top redneck part is really just for the show. If you watch the first season, you can tell they're just starting to grow the beards/hair.

Duck Dynasty is just another scripted reality show. It is entertaining, but a lot of that show is total BS.