Brutuskend
Lifer
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are walking throught the park. They pass a bench with three women sitting eating banana's.
"After-noon, ladies" says Sherlock. Dr Watson turns to Sherlock and says, "Do you know those ladies?"
Sherlock smiles back and says, "If you mean do I know the Nun, the Prostitute and the married woman, no I dont."
"That's remarkable, Holmes," says Dr Watson. "How did you know what they were?"
"Elementry, Watson. The first woman is breaking bits of banana off and eating it, I deduce she is a nun. The second is ramming the banana in with both hands, therefore a prostitute."
"And the third? How did you know she was married? By a ring?"
"No, by the way she is holding the banana in one hand and pushing her head towards it with the other."
"After-noon, ladies" says Sherlock. Dr Watson turns to Sherlock and says, "Do you know those ladies?"
Sherlock smiles back and says, "If you mean do I know the Nun, the Prostitute and the married woman, no I dont."
"That's remarkable, Holmes," says Dr Watson. "How did you know what they were?"
"Elementry, Watson. The first woman is breaking bits of banana off and eating it, I deduce she is a nun. The second is ramming the banana in with both hands, therefore a prostitute."
"And the third? How did you know she was married? By a ring?"
"No, by the way she is holding the banana in one hand and pushing her head towards it with the other."
