Rip the Jacker

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dated jolly green GIANTS, that, flew on JETS
An A-list actress, who was never walked off sets
She loved stuffed animals, especially BEARS
Was a role model, like a CARDINAL to our peers
A PATRIOTIC tomboy, like Mary Ellen from The Waltons
A former lifeguard, who had the skills of a DOLPHIN
When I met her, she was in drama school and wore BENGALS
Drove a BRONCO, and she was far from star spangled
Had basic skills, and worked part time in mills
Raised buffalo's, cause she was behind them BILLS
Had a man who always roared like LION
A domestic violent cat, tackled the girl and kept her crying
Couldn't care, she was losing her hair, from depression
She was in the air, and there was some room for interceptions
I told her to stay strong, not to be ashamed
You're a "ten-i-see", you just need to TITAN your game
Her ancestors were CHIEFS, who ran with running deer
On the sail with the SEAHAWKS, who battled the BUCCANEERS
The beloved patriot garments, was suede coat liners
Held rare coins, frequently sought from gold miners
They were hard working warriors, we call over timers
Shot plenty arrows at COWBOYS and 49ERS
Her interesting background, but quite unusual
A great force grip, but out of bounds for a musical
She told me to call her, if I came to town
I started TEXAN her, soon as my plane had touchdown
Holding my luggage, in the hand that revealed the bad scars
She pulled up at arrivals, driving the JAGUAR
Her BROWN skin was soft, her legs beautifully shaven
Her house was fly, sitting on the roof, was a RAVEN
As we entered, I heard laughter
She walked into a large living room, I went after her
There was two of her, girlfriends, playing chess like they were VIKINGS
Militant as PANTHERS, they're resemblance was striking
Had on thongs, high heels, and belts that was garter
Energized like phones that just came off the CHARGER
I introduced myself to gain yardage
Cuz anything less then smooth, would of been straight up garbage
The shorter one met me, when I had a sky pager
Thought I rolled with robbers, STEELERS and panty RAIDERS
She took fruit from the orange bowl, it was in season
One of them said she loved the juice and kept squeezing
I knew that I was gonna get, wined and dined
It would of been a penalty, not to pass the scrimmage line
Now I laid back and relaxed, waiting for the kick-off
One removed the lip gloss, like she was bout to lick all
She caressed me, with fingertips soft as velvet
Dying for me to PACKER, as she stroked my helmet
And I was thinking these girls was SAINTS
But it was first and ten, and there was extra walls to paint
Before you know it, I had all three in a huddle
Buckin' like a COLT, before I released them puddles
They spread EAGLES like wide receivers
As I RAM them in the endzone, and they became true believers

Slick ass track by the one and only, GZA.
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kevinthenerd

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She...

She screams in silence
a sullen riot penetrating through her mind.
Waiting for a sign
To smash the silence with the brick of self-control

Are you locked up in a world
That's been planned out for you
Are you feeling like a social tool without a use

Scream at me until my ears bleed
I'm taking heed just for you

She...
She's figured out
All her doubts were someone else's point of view
Waking up this time
To smash the silence with the brick of self-control

Are you locked up in a world
That's been planned out for you
Are you feeling like a social tool without a use

Scream at me until my ears bleed
I'm taking heed just for you

YAHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Are you locked up in a world
Thats been planned out for you
Are you feeling like a social tool without a use

Scream at me until my ears bleed
I'm taking heed just for you
 

DrPizza

Administrator Elite Member Goat Whisperer
Mar 5, 2001
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You're kidding, right? I think I could give a bunch of 9th graders the following homework assignment: "Make up a rhyme that uses the team names/mascots of all the NFL teams. I'd bet that at least 1/4 of them would be better.

In other words, I'm not impressed... I've seen better stuff come from children.
 

Pabster

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Originally posted by: kevinthenerd
She...

She screams in silence
a sullen riot penetrating through her mind.
Waiting for a sign
To smash the silence with the brick of self-control

Well, Green Day > whatever artist OP quotes :D :p
 

Raduque

Lifer
Aug 22, 2004
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She

She walks by moonlight
No one really knows
Enchanted starlight
Never goin home
I know shes goin down, goin
Everybody knows shes so good

Doin well for others
She doesnt really know
The powers are within her
As she takes off her clothes

I know shes goin down, goin
Everybody knows shes so good

Doin well for others
She doesnt really know
The powers are within her
As she takes off her clothes

I know shes goin down, goin
Everybody knows shes so good

Kiss ;)
 

kevinthenerd

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Jun 27, 2002
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Originally posted by: Pabster
Originally posted by: kevinthenerd
She...

She screams in silence
a sullen riot penetrating through her mind.
Waiting for a sign
To smash the silence with the brick of self-control

Well, Green Day > whatever artist OP quotes :D :p

QFT

btw, old school Green Day > new sh¡t, but it's all still very good