she must've thought i was some sort of pervert...

[puffff]

went to a pharmacy and picked up a box of condoms and a bottle of centrum silver... at the register, i realized it was an odd combination of purchases....









i swear, the condoms are for my girlfriend, the vitamins are for her parents!!!!!

 

[MX2]

...and?

 

[OVerLoRDI]

I don't get it

 

[Cygnus X1]

lamest thread today

 

[Brainonska511]

I bet the person at the pharmacy register really couldn't care less.

 

[puffff]

Originally posted by: OVerLoRDI
I don't get it

centrum silver are vitamins formulated for persons over 50.

 

[waggy]

no. what would have been bad is.


condoms
ky jelly
banana/plunger handle.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: waggy
no. what would have been bad is.


condoms
ky jelly
banana/plunger handle
doggie treats

 

[everman]

condoms
magic markers
bananas and a stapler

 

[Skunkwourk]

stolen from the 3 items at walmart thread


Oil Funnel
Lubricant
A Bag of 200 Goldfish

 

[theprodigalrebel]

wow. lamest. thread. ever.

edit: ok, now it's funny!

 

[SonnyDaze]

Originally posted by: puffff
i swear, the condoms are for my girlfriend, the vitamins are for her parents!!!!!

:shocked: Oh my.......

 

[us3rnotfound]

k!

 

[compuwiz1]

Originally posted by: puffff
went to a pharmacy and picked up a box of condoms and a bottle of centrum silver... at the register, i realized it was an odd combination of purchases....









i swear, the condoms are for my girlfriend, the vitamins are for her parents!!!!!

You have a girlfriend with a penis? Interesting......

 

[JulesMaximus]

Originally posted by: SonnyDaze

Originally posted by: puffff
i swear, the condoms are for my girlfriend, the vitamins are for her parents!!!!!

:shocked: Oh my.......

She needs them for our date later on. Thanks puffff! I'll try not to wear her out.

 

[SketchMaster]

Funnel
Tube
Beer




...And KY jelly. (Jackass 2)

 

[bctbct]

Originally posted by: JulesMaximus


She needs them for our date later on. Thanks puffff! I'll try not to wear her out.

ha, at least you guys are being considerate of the boyfriend :thumbsup:

 

[her209]

At least you didn't pick up some Halloween candy to add to it...

 

[Triforceofcourage]

lame attempt to brag about having sex with his gf that has a penis? FTL!!!

 

[TheoPetro]

if out bought condoms, some rope, a butcher knife, and a plastic bottle of vodka then it woulda been weird