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Shawn Johnson

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Xylitol

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I think I got a crush on her

-please lock - people here are weird and nasty



Locked at OP's request.


esquared
Anandtech Senior Moderator
 
I'd rather have a girl that did ok but not great in gymnastics. She'd be just as flexible (for my needs 😉) and she would be more likely to have boobs.
 
Originally posted by: Epic Fail
Don't forget the flexibility.
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I dated a competitive gymnast once.

She could do the splits to her left, and then without leaving the floor turn into a split to her right. Her hips were that flexible. Boy that was fun.
 
Originally posted by: torpid
If girls who look like they are in grade school float your boat, then by all means...
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i think she looks adorable. Her smile is priceless. If we were in the mideast, she'd been married off and have kids by now. While she's underage, I don't have any predatory thoughts about her, other than she's beautiful and as someone else said, her smile makes me smile.
 
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: torpid
If girls who look like they are in grade school float your boat, then by all means...
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i think she looks adorable. Her smile is priceless. If we were in the mideast, she'd been married off and have kids by now. While she's underage, I don't have any predatory thoughts about her, other than she's beautiful and as someone else said, her smile makes me smile.
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Yes. The same is true of my cat, though. I don't have a crush on my cat or shawn johnson.
 
Originally posted by: torpid
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: torpid
If girls who look like they are in grade school float your boat, then by all means...
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i think she looks adorable. Her smile is priceless. If we were in the mideast, she'd been married off and have kids by now. While she's underage, I don't have any predatory thoughts about her, other than she's beautiful and as someone else said, her smile makes me smile.
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Yes. The same is true of my cat, though. I don't have a crush on my cat or shawn johnson.
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they marry cats off in the mideast? 😛
 
Originally posted by: Quasmo
Out of all the gymnasts shes the only one that looks like a normal 16 year old kid.
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hm, I don't think she looks normal at all... a 5'2" bundle of muscles.
 
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: torpid
Originally posted by: TechBoyJK
Originally posted by: torpid
If girls who look like they are in grade school float your boat, then by all means...
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i think she looks adorable. Her smile is priceless. If we were in the mideast, she'd been married off and have kids by now. While she's underage, I don't have any predatory thoughts about her, other than she's beautiful and as someone else said, her smile makes me smile.
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Yes. The same is true of my cat, though. I don't have a crush on my cat or shawn johnson.
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they marry cats off in the mideast? 😛
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Goats, cats, what's the difference? They are both cute and taste good in an Indian curry. Although maybe not my cat, because he's got some flab.
 
Originally posted by: Nitemare
You can have her, I'll take Alicia Sacramone or Nastia Liukin.

They are legal as well.
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Nastia is pretty, although her eye makeup yesterday was "nasty-uh-lookin"

drumroll please!
 
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