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BigJ

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Had a couple of friends over tonight, played a little Ghost Recon online(Xbox Live) and just listened to music. For me and my friends got 2 cases of Bud, a 12 pack of Mike's Hard Lemonade, and a 12 of Skyy Blue. Good Stuff. About 10 people over total, with 8 people drinking. My sister's college friends were over and so were my friends catholic school friends. Good night :D
 
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Grasshopper27

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LOL! The best was when I wasn't even that drunk...

About a month ago we were all gathered over at Thumper's sister's house for a party. There were perhaps a dozen people there total.

Her sister and her girlfriend got really, really plastered and started dancing together on the coffee table. Needless to say, the guys enjoyed it, the girls rolled their eyes (this was a couples thing), and I tried to watch without pissing off Thumper too much (ok, I'm weak, two girls grinding in front of me, I wanna watch!)

Sigh... Thumper motioned to me to intervene when they started making out in front of everyone while trying to dance, she was worried they would fall over and hurt themselves. Never not wanted to do something so bad in my life, making them stop.

Sigh...

The next day Thumper teased me about it, saying I wasn't supposed to be eyeing her sister like that. I pointed out in my defense that her sister was doing the bump and grind two feet right in front of me. Being a guy, that is about the best there is from a fantasy point of view, what was I supposed to do? :)

Sigh...

Grassshopper
 
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Dudd

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Originally posted by: grasshopper26
LOL! The best was when I wasn't even that drunk...

About a month ago we were all gathered over at Thumper's sister's house for a party. There were perhaps a dozen people there total.

Her sister and her girlfriend got really, really plastered and started dancing together on the coffee table. Needless to say, the guys enjoyed it, the girls rolled their eyes (this was a couples thing), and I tried to watch without pissing off Thumper too much (ok, I'm weak, two girls grinding in front of me, I wanna watch!)

Sigh... Thumper motioned to me to intervene when they started making out in front of everyone while trying to dance, she was worried they would fall over and hurt themselves. Never not wanted to do something so bad in my life, making them stop.

Sigh...

The next day Thumper teased me about it, saying I wasn't supposed to be eyeing her sister like that. I pointed out in my defense that her sister was doing the bump and grind two feet right in front of me. Being a guy, that is about the best there is from a fantasy point of view, what was I supposed to do? :)

Sigh...

Grassshopper
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That's it? Geeze, come to one of my high school dances, at every one girls are plastered and start doing that. Strangely, the (mostly male) chaperones don't seem to mind. :D
 
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DigDug

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this impromptu lesbianism is a product of America's hypersexualism of women. Women themselves buy into it and start doing this sh!t. Although a real turn on, its really quite pathetic when you think about it.
 
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kami333

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This one time, I got really really drunk, and then I somehow lost my clothes so I ran around butt naked looking for them, and ended up cock smacking a poor innocent bystander.:eek:
 
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Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: BlipBlop
this impromptu lesbianism is a product of America's hypersexualism of women. Women themselves buy into it and start doing this sh!t. Although a real turn on, its really quite pathetic when you think about it.
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Some of it is just that, but a lot of it isn't. Guys are not gay because socity accepts it you know...

Her sister really is gay, has been all her life and knew early on (didn't know what it meant, but the feelings were there).

She has been involved with her current g/f for awhile now, of course the law being what it is they could never get married. :(

Grasshopper
 
ElFenix

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well... ummm... no... no... damnit all my stories end with my puking.
 
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BigJ

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
well... ummm... no... no... damnit all my stories end with my puking.
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Yep, thats what one of my sister's friends are doing right now, hugging the porcelain, and crying, damn I feel bad she can't hold her alcohol :(
 
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Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: Dudd
That's it? Geeze, come to one of my high school dances, at every one girls are plastered and start doing that. Strangely, the (mostly male) chaperones don't seem to mind. :D
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High school girls? Bahh... doesn't interest me. Just a bunch of kids. Besides, there is a difference between that and when you're in a room with just a dozen people and the two girls in question are showing off and their butts are right at eye level all of two feet in front of you.

Mmm... I get all moist just thinking about it... Thumper would kill me if she knew I was fantasizing about her sister. :)

Grasshopper
 
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BigJ

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Originally posted by: kami
Good night
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You're calling it a night already?
And if you can type this well you didn't have a good night. ;)
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lol Good night in as a Good (nice) night, I have a sober friend spell checking what I post.
 
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boi

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About a week ago I go to my friends gf's party. only 10 people are there by 8PM. Then the alcohol arrives:) I have a full liter of gin :)
Drink the whole bottle in about 20 minutes. A lot of people(like 50) come and then I get buzzed. I mess with with all the people, insulting them and other crazy stuff.
I pass out. I wake up at about 4 AM in the morning. No one is there =0 I ask my friends what happened and then they said I threw up on myself so they changed my clothes. They said I played with the dog and the dog was licking the vomit off of my face. Somehow, I managed to fall over the huge dog house. My friend was mad at me because he said I interrupted him doing the nasty w/ his gf:Q
 
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BigJ

Lifer
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lol and my sister's friend just keeps on puking, about the 6th, no make that 7th time so far.
 
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AlienCraft

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Originally posted by: BigJ2078
Originally posted by: ElFenix
well... ummm... no... no... damnit all my stories end with my puking.
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Yep, thats what one of my sister's friends are doing right now, hugging the porcelain, and crying, damn I feel bad she can't hold her alcohol :(
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Start pouring the water in her. When she stops puking , get some aspirin in her, but not too much. and pour more water in her.... If you like the puking, you'll love the hangover...
Why does the fun carnival ride always end in puking?? ;)
 
ElFenix

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Originally posted by: BigJ2078
Originally posted by: ElFenix
well... ummm... no... no... damnit all my stories end with my puking.
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Yep, thats what one of my sister's friends are doing right now, hugging the porcelain, and crying, damn I feel bad she can't hold her alcohol :(
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well... not all my stories... just the ones where i drink a bottle of wine then fill it up twice with beer. or where i drink a bottle of wine then beer then a start on the 100% everclear punch. or where i drink the library's $2 long islands... ooo not good
 
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BigJ

Lifer
Nov 18, 2001
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Originally posted by: AlienCraft
Originally posted by: BigJ2078
Originally posted by: ElFenix
well... ummm... no... no... damnit all my stories end with my puking.
Click to expand...

Yep, thats what one of my sister's friends are doing right now, hugging the porcelain, and crying, damn I feel bad she can't hold her alcohol :(
Click to expand...
Start pouring the water in her. When she stops puking , get some aspirin in her, but not too much. and pour more water in her.... If you like the puking, you'll love the hangover...
Why does the fun carnival ride always end in puking?? ;)
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Made her just drink water even if she does puke it up, and more water after that. Also made sure she took multi-vitamins so naturally she doesn't get a vitamin deficientcy (or however u spell it, who nows) from puking, etc.
 
LordMaul

LordMaul

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