Share the most offensive / inappropriate moment in your life

thatsright

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Someone said something they shouldn't, or prsumed something they shouldn't or did X, Y or Z to earn them eternal infamy and regret.
 

DainBramaged

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I'm generally pretty aware of what's going on around me and the crowd I'm in. Worst I can remember is sitting at the chow hall and saying that "so-and-so" wasn't ugly enough to be a lesbian. Then I realized another woman who is gay and <ahem> unattractive was sitting right behind me.

<sigh>
 

Pliablemoose

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Several months ago I was bring home a smoking hot French Moroccan woman back to my place for a killer replay of sex we'd had the week before...

Unbenonced to me, a fuck buddy had come to town and was in my apt doing my dishes, greeted me at the door with a big kiss, with the French woman behind me...

They saw each other & it was like throwing a couple of feral cats in a bag, only I was in the bag too :(

There were no threesomes for teh moose that night, the fuck buddy didn't kill me in my sleep, for which I'm grateful...
 

olds

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Several months ago I was bring home a smoking hot French Moroccan woman back to my place for a killer replay of sex we'd had the week before...

Unbenonced to me, a fuck buddy had come to town and was in my apt doing my dishes, greeted me at the door with a big kiss, with the French woman behind me...

They saw each other & it was like throwing a couple of feral cats in a bag, only I was in the bag too :(

There were no threesomes for teh moose that night, the fuck buddy didn't kill me in my sleep, for which I'm grateful...
You lucked out. But to be on the safe side, you may want to get the key back from him so he doesn't surprise you again.
 

destrekor

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sex in a public jacuzzi at an amusement park hotel, with other people in the jacuzzi, hopefully unaware
 

olds

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sex in a public jacuzzi at an amusement park hotel, with other people in the jacuzzi, hopefully unaware
Rookie. I was in the same situation but the other people in the jacuzzi knew what was going on. To top it off, my ex girlfriend came down and started yelling at me in front of everyone for screwing the other chick.
 

yhelothar

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Had sex in the cinny once while watching pirates 3. We were sitting in the back corner, and had that corner to ourselves... She just sat on my crotch where i whipped it out from the fly.
I think the person from across the walkway noticed.

One time I was tutoring this 11yr old girl, and she was talking to me about the movie 300... and she was telling me that the nude oracle girl's boobs were small... and I replied back that they were perfect... I was working at a tutoring center.. and my boss heard. FUUUUUUUUU
She was like, I ought to fire you right now for talking to an 11yr old girl like that, but I think you're a good tutor, so she let me off with a warning.
In defense, she's the one that brought it up, I just responded without thinking. D:
 

BoomerD

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I grew up offensive and inappropriate...and haven't changed for the better as I age.
 

Zebo

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I've never been embarrassed because everything I do is righteous. Don't believe me just ask me.
 

Zebo

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Several months ago I was bring home a smoking hot French Moroccan woman back to my place for a killer replay of sex we'd had the week before...

Unbenonced to me, a fuck buddy had come to town and was in my apt doing my dishes, greeted me at the door with a big kiss, with the French woman behind me...

They saw each other & it was like throwing a couple of feral cats in a bag, only I was in the bag too :(

There were no threesomes for teh moose that night, the fuck buddy didn't kill me in my sleep, for which I'm grateful...
a) what are you doing taking girls back to your place.
b) comfort inn is 49.99 with AAA discount
c) what are you doing giving a girl key to your place.
d) you fail at playin'
 

DangerAardvark

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Rookie. I was in the same situation but the other people in the jacuzzi knew what was going on. To top it off, my ex girlfriend came down and started yelling at me in front of everyone for screwing the other chick.

I, for one, would be honored to stew in your fuck water.
 

Iron Woode

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back in 1989 I banged my girlfriend on the front fender of my 1984 Caprice Classic. This was at 9:00 PM while parked on the side of the road (Queens Ave) in our downtown near the Public Library. She was wearing a rather short skirt so it was easy access for me and it looked like we were just hugging. Good thing I'm well hung, so obvious pumping was easier to hide.
 

bobross419

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My in-laws had some of the local ball players (Daytona Cubs, minor league team) staying at there place the same time my wife and I were living there. My mother-in-law was trying to get the players to eat better in the morning and got them a bunch of yogurt and fresh fruit to make parfaits. I made some comment about how guys don't eat parfaits, so she said "Well, why don't we just call it Man-Yogurt"...
 

DaTT

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I grew up offensive and inappropriate...and haven't changed for the better as I age.

This

Nothing really offends me, but I can can offend people without really thinking about it. I am trying to tone it down a little when in certain company.
 

irishScott

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This

Nothing really offends me, but I can can offend people without really thinking about it. I am trying to tone it down a little when in certain company.

QFT.

Only I was raised as a sheltered goody goody and went off the politeness reservation in late high school. My parents are the type that they don't realize people add curse words for emphasis (ie: shut the fuck up > shut up), so if you curse around them any opinion you may have becomes instantly invalidated. If they were being robbed at gunpoint and the guy told them to shut the fuck up, they'd probably say "there's no need for language". I'm dead serious. :p
 

NetGuySC

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When my wife asked the store clerk when her baby was due, of course the clerk said she wasn't pregnant.
 

Exterous

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When my wife asked the store clerk when her baby was due, of course the clerk said she wasn't pregnant.

You never know though. A friend of mine would do that just to mess with people when she was pregnant.
 

BoomerD

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This

Nothing really offends me, but I can can offend people without really thinking about it. I am trying to tone it down a little when in certain company.

:biggrin: After working over 30 years in construction, going back to school 3 years ago was quite an experience for me. I was expected to...behave myself and act properly in class. :eek:

Now I'm working in a CPA office, and I have to be on my best behavior all day.

Some days, I nearly explode! :twisted: