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Share fun sayings teachers have told you.

MoPHo

MoPHo

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Your parents aren't practicing safe sex, they're practicing quiet sex.

Enjoy that little nugget.
 
There's also Ms. Dean, the health teacher (abstinence advocate):

When you're having sex, picture my face. <-- best birth control evar.
 
Originally posted by: shinerburke
"You'll be in prison within 6 months after you graduate after assaulting a child in a supermarket with a jar of dill pickles"
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Fixed! 😀
 
"Oh my god, was that an Amazon?" - After a really tall blond secretary stopped in to deliver a message
 
Johnathon Livingston Seagull is a classic.
[Whip w/braided plastic lanyard] Get your ass around the track now!
Thats not how you play the game (in regards to winning a civics simulation by being a complete despot taking bribes and lying)
 
Watching Caeser

nkgreen: "Dang. Elizabeth Taylor was hot back in the day."
Mr. Rushing: "I'd still take her for a ride."
 
"You need to know how to program in Cobol to survive out there in the real world..."

Told to me by a college professor who was a professional student and had never worked in the real world. He told me this in 1992.
 
"... when he touched her, she felt good", my hilarious health teacher referring to his sister who was pregnant twice in her teens.
 
The length of an essay should be like a women's skirt; short enough to make it interesting, yet long enough to cover the subject.
 
my latin teacher used to pop into my spanish class and say: "cómo se dice 'how do you say?'" 😛
 
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