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shana tova.

Rabbinic literature and the liturgy itself describes Rosh Hashanah as "The Day of Judgment" (Yom ha-Din), "The Day of Rememberance" (Yom ha-Zikkaron) and "The Day of the Blowing of the Shofar" (Yom Terua).

How do I get elected Shofar?
 
a shofar is a ram's horn. if you want to be a shofar, you will need to learn the skill of metamorphosis before tuesday.
 
Originally posted by: tami
a shofar is a ram's horn. if you want to be a shofar, you will need to learn the skill of metamorphosis before tuesday.

metamorphisis... changing from fugly catepillar to butterfly. where's my horn? I want someone to blow my shafar
 
Originally posted by: jadinolf
Originally posted by: tami
a shofar is a ram's horn. if you want to be a shofar, you will need to learn the skill of metamorphosis before tuesday.

It went over your head, tami.

no, it didn't. but i didn't want this thread to get disgustingly sick. i don't think that statement (and the subsequent one, which i refused to reply to) was very appropriate.
 
Originally posted by: tami
Originally posted by: jadinolf
Originally posted by: tami
a shofar is a ram's horn. if you want to be a shofar, you will need to learn the skill of metamorphosis before tuesday.

It went over your head, tami.

no, it didn't. but i didn't want this thread to get disgustingly sick. i don't think that statement (and the subsequent one, which i refused to reply to) was very appropriate.

Good girl.

I assume he got that from an old joke.
 
Originally posted by: tami
...to all of those who celebrate!

to the rest of you, happy new year to you too.


Shalom. 🙂 Not Jewish, but grew up Italian and Catholic with many Jewish friends. Different religions; same guilt trip. 😀
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
Originally posted by: tami
...to all of those who celebrate!

to the rest of you, happy new year to you too.


Shalom. 🙂 Not Jewish, but grew up Italian and Catholic with many Jewish friends. Different religions; same guilt trip. 😀

LMAO! 😀 Brooklyner? LI'er?
 
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