XZeroII

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You skipped class because you had to go to the bathroom...


anyone else think this story is a bit...odd?
 

Sukhoi

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I knew someone that pissed all over the floor during band. He didn't miss class.
 

Toasthead

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You had to go since 3rd period and you skipped 8TH?!? You're telling me there were NO BREAKS between all those classes?


Sounds like either a lame excuse or a lame attempt at attention.
 

UNCjigga

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You had to go to the bathroom in 3rd period...so you went during 8th period...what the fsck am I missing here???
 

Glitchny

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Originally posted by: BmXStuD
Since i ever skiped a class! Man i skipped 8th period today because i had to go to the bathroom bad since 3rd period! Now you saying cant you hold it and im like not if i had to do what i had to do since 3rd period hehe. Well the moral of this story is you cant be PERFECT all the time and not miss any clasess or dich. Man i never skipped any class in school before damn.

u somehow missed an entire class by being in the bathroom? are u a camel?
 

BmXStuD

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Originally posted by: Sukhoi
I knew someone that pissed all over the floor during band. He didn't miss class.



it wasnt a piss it was something else that kept trying to come out.
 

Noid

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yes ,,, it's odd...

It must take him longer to take a piss than the rest of us ... to skip it between classes ...

(Periods are in High school .... right? ... or is that grade school ... I forget ...I'm old)


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opps ... he needed a dump ... lol ...

... and yes ... it's still a very odd post
 

Gunslinger08

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A kid in my 6th grade social studies class sh!t himself the first day of school.. he continued the legacy throughout high school. He got caught whacking off in class several times, ran away from home but ended up in his ditch, and was generally just a fvck up.

Josh
 

Ryan

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Bah - I skipped class all the time (I usually did the maximum allowable limit in HS) ;)
 

BmXStuD

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wtf now days no student does this @ school lol. Not sure in your days but do u go to the bathrooms in public to do your duty no same thing @ school. Now im public you got to do the #1 not #.2. Right
 

Gunslinger08

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Originally posted by: BmXStuD
Originally posted by: Sukhoi
I knew someone that pissed all over the floor during band. He didn't miss class.



it wasnt a piss it was something else that kept trying to come out.

That's what we college boys call "turtleheading" or "prairie dogging."

Josh
 

Keego

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Call me stupid, but why bother skipping? Why not just go and get to class? You sound very boring :p
 

kt

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He's probably one of those who can't use public for number 2.
 

Gunslinger08

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Originally posted by: BmXStuD
wtf now days no student does this @ school lol. Not sure in your days but do u go to the bathrooms in public to do your duty no same thing @ school. Now im public you got to do the #1 not #.2. Right

I understood you until about the the wtf part.

Josh
 

pyonir

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Originally posted by: BmXStuD
wtf now days no student does this @ school lol. Not sure in your days but do u go to the bathrooms in public to do your duty no same thing @ school. Now im public you got to do the #1 not #.2. Right

I have no idea wtf you are talking about here.
 

blackdogdeek

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Originally posted by: BmXStuD
wtf now days no student does this @ school lol. Not sure in your days but do u go to the bathrooms in public to do your duty no same thing @ school. Now im public you got to do the #1 not #.2. Right

:confused:
 

XZeroII

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Originally posted by: joshsquall
A kid in my 6th grade social studies class sh!t himself the first day of school.. he continued the legacy throughout high school. He got caught whacking off in class several times, ran away from home but ended up in his ditch, and was generally just a fvck up.

Josh

Where's the link to that tard page? The tard teacher who made a webpage? There was a really funny one in there.