Sexy ________ Costumes

MaxDepth

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EDIT: Some Franklin Street, Chapel Hill pics
(From what I hear, if you are a leg man, you would have been in heaven. Check out the link above for Halloween 37 and 38)


Wow. I went to the Halloween Station store at the Mall to help a friend pick something up for a party this past weekend. Yeah, I prefer people making up their own costume than store bought but then again, I'd rather have them dress up than wearing that stupid "Boo!" t-shirt. Please, people, a little effort here?

Anyway...I was a little astounded when I looked at the selection of costumes for women. Basically, every costume was a variation of "Sexy [Insert occupation here]." Sexy nurse, sexy pirate, sexy UPS delivery girl, sexy Mrs. Claus, etc. Yikes, they even made Velma sexy! I bet there is even a costume that tries to make a female Charlie Brown sexy.

Yes...It is great to see a sexy Dorothy now and again and always a well dressed (or undressed) Catholic school girl. But I've come to realize in my ancient age that I appreciate the hint of undress and mystery in a costume now. Plus, I've found that girl who spends time coming up with something creative to wear is the kind of girl to be creative elsewhere. (Let's just leave that remark as just that.)


So to guys and girls, what have you been seeing out at the parties? I wonder what folks will be wearing on Franklin Street in Chapel Hill this year. Lately it has been unseasonably warm at nights but this Wednesday it is supposed to get down to 50.



(PS - My costume this year is actually two: Sauron and the Flying Spaghetti Monster.)
Sauron link1 Link 2

(PPS - I know, this thread is worthless without pics. But hang on, Halloween isn't until Wednesday. I'll post 'em when I get them.)
 

Engraver

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I'm going as sexy Optimus Prime. Basically I'm just driving around in a red/blue semi.
 

krunchykrome

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I was out in Federal Hill Baltimore on Saturday night, and I saw lots and lots of short skirts, bare abdomens, and cleavage galore.
 

thecoolnessrune

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Originally posted by: krunchykrome
I was out in Federal Hill Baltimore on Saturday night, and I saw lots and lots of short skirts, bare abdomens, and cleavage galore.

Same here. I know several of my college friends went that route. Short mousy girl went with the genie outfit (skirt split on both sides all the way to just strings on the hips) Cleavage galore, hips, stomach, whatever you wanted you could pretty much see..

Another friend went just as a creepy girl :p Cheetah patter short skirt etc. It's just distateful to me but I guess people like this anymore so the girls do it for em..
 

apac

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Last weekend I saw a slutty space cowgirl, a slutty cowgirl, a couple slutty ladybugs, a slutty nurse, a girl dressed like michael jackson, a bumble bee, and a greek goddess. Also a couple girls wearing costumes I didn't recognize that I'm convinced were just worn to show cleavage.

<3 halloween! The guys costumes are hilarious, and the girls costumes are barely legal.
 

nakedfrog

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I saw a girl in a sexy sailor costume on Saturday, and there were no complaints from me.
 

trmiv

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Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I saw a girl in a sexy sailor costume on Saturday, and there were no complaints from me.

Were you standing at attention?
 

Jeff7

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Sauron and the FSM?
Get the One Ball to the tasty sauces of Mount Ragu.
 

tidehigh

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sexy geishai (sp), sexy nurse, sexy pirate, sexy cat, marylin monroe, flapper. hot, but lame. i want some sexy creativity from a chics costume.
 

Ricochet

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The party store near me has a whole slew of these slutty costumes. There's not much variety for girls at all.

A family friend dressed as the Little Red Riding Hood at a party this Saturday. I've known her since she was a little girl. Well, this costume pretty much cemented in my head that she is no longer a "little girl" anymore (she's 20). Some of the guys definitely took notice. Her brother and I pretty much has to play the role of cockblockers.
 

Throckmorton

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Originally posted by: ricochet
The party store near me has a whole slew of these slutty costumes. There's not much variety for girls at all.

A family friend dressed as the Little Red Riding Hood at a party this Saturday. I've known her since she was a little girl. Well, this costume pretty much cemented in my head that she is no longer a "little girl" anymore (she's 20). Some of the guys definitely took notice. Her brother and I pretty much has to play the role of cockblockers.

Why didn't you play the role of the wolf? You know the story is an allegory for sexuality
 

yllus

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A lot of prom queens at the party I was at Saturday night. I ended up wearing Ms. Fook Mi Silly's sash.
 
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Yeah, browsing for costumes online this year, I couldn't help but wonder what the fuller chicks think when 90% of what's for sale equates to skimpy lingerie. Honestly, this is like the most superficial holiday of the year now.
 

GagHalfrunt

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Originally posted by: HeroOfPellinor
Yeah, browsing for costumes online this year, I couldn't help but wonder what the fuller chicks think when 90% of what's for sale equates to skimpy lingerie. Honestly, this is like the most superficial holiday of the year now.

God bless America. Every in the most prudish country there's one holiday where it okay to dress like a slut.