The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less. - Brendan Behan
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. - Billy Joel
Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it. - Sophia Loren
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. - Matt Groening
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. - Elton John
I feel a lot healthier when I'm having sex. Physically. I feel all these jitters when I wake up in the morning. Just energy jitters. I take vitamins, I work out every day. When I'm having sex, I don't have that. - Alyssa Milano
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. - Woody Allen
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. - Marge Piercy
Sex is emotion in motion. - Mae West
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough. - Bill Maher
Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much. - Ann Landers
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. - Barbara Bush
Just because society, and government, and whatever was different 100 years ago, doesn't mean that people didn't have sex, pick their nose, or swear. - Kate Winslet
There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A peanut butter and jelly sandwich is better than bad sex. - Billy Joel
Sex is like washing your face - just something you do because you have to. Sex without love is absolutely ridiculous. Sex follows love, it never precedes it. - Sophia Loren
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities. - Matt Groening
There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats. - Elton John
I feel a lot healthier when I'm having sex. Physically. I feel all these jitters when I wake up in the morning. Just energy jitters. I take vitamins, I work out every day. When I'm having sex, I don't have that. - Alyssa Milano
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's one of the best. - Woody Allen
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. - Marge Piercy
Sex is emotion in motion. - Mae West
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us better people and don't come in clearly enough. - Bill Maher
Women complain about sex more often than men. Their gripes fall into two major categories: (1) Not enough. (2) Too much. - Ann Landers
Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is. - Barbara Bush
Just because society, and government, and whatever was different 100 years ago, doesn't mean that people didn't have sex, pick their nose, or swear. - Kate Winslet
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