Sex With a Squid is Illegal?

[MooMooCow]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/2878375/Perv-had-pics-of-sex-with-squid.html

I'm going to have to rethink my Friday night activities.

 

[Pliablemoose]

He is also alleged to have had photos of a person performing sex acts with horses and dogs.

Four of the allegations state he had images showing acts likely to cause "serious injury to a woman's breasts" and private parts.


It is alleged the images range from level one to four. Five is considered the most serious.

Defending, Leigh Davies, told Swansea magistrates: "This is a case that's probably better dealt with in the Crown Court."

I need more level 5 porn...

 

[dennilfloss]

Cthulhu is not pleased.:hmm:

 

[shortylickens]

I'm sorry, I'd like to be disgusted, but I'm too busy laughing my balls off.

 

[moshquerade]

This makes Squidward sad

 

[jalaram]

This infringement on our freedoms is getting to be too much. It's just like strangulation will become a felony in NH soon.

 

[The Sauce]

It's illegally awesome.

 

[Tristicus]

 

[ShawnD1]

lol. The UK is seriously worse than Japan. They actually assigned categories for how bad porn is. Does 2 girls 1 cup count as level 4? Level 5?

 

[Number1]

They repeatedly mention the thing is dead as if it made it worst.

Let's just assume it would have been safer for the fornicator.

LOL

Now I don't know why having sex with animal is against the law but this guy should go to jail for possessing child porn.

 

[Eli]

They repeatedly mention the thing is dead as if it made it worst.

Let's just assume it would have been safer for the fornicator.

LOL

Now I don't know why having sex with animal is against the law but this guy should go to jail for possessing child porn.

It is essentially illegal for the same reasons child porn is illegal; neither of them can consent.

 

[darkxshade]

It is essentially illegal for the same reasons child porn is illegal; neither of them can consent.

Can I eat a child? D:

 

[Sloper]

It is essentially illegal for the same reasons child porn is illegal; neither of them can consent.

Does the animal give consent before we kill em for food?

 

[Eli]

Hey guys, I don't make the laws.. LOL..

Just saying. I'm not sure where I stand on this one.

 

[Kirby]

does your hand consent? D:

 

[darkxshade]

The law is specist

 

[Number1]

Does the animal give consent before we kill em for food?

Good point Sloper!

 

[IronWing]

It is essentially illegal for the same reasons child porn is illegal; neither of them can consent.

Apparently the squid was dead before the act. Should acts be illegal simply because they are tacky?

 

[Nitemare]

Apparently the squid was dead before the act. Should acts be illegal simply because they are tacky?

So he is a necrophiliac as well?

 

[Sloper]

Man if this was necro squid sex, I can't see how it can be topped.

 

[moshquerade]

Man if this was necro squid sex, I can't see how it can be topped.

I saw that vid already

 

[SagaLore]

Uh... how the hell does someone have sex with a squid?

 

[darkxshade]

Uh... how the hell does someone have sex with a squid?

No lubricant required... plus they look pretty stretchy

We'll have to move this to L&R pretty soon. :\

 

[YOyoYOhowsDAjello]

It is essentially illegal for the same reasons child porn is illegal; neither of them can consent.

Louis C.K.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8VlUFpqCqU

warning: language

 

[Kadarin]

So if having sex with a dead squid is illegal, who is the victim of the crime?