Sex Toy Stuck In Woman's Vagina For 10 YEARS (PHOTO)

[master_shake_]

Doesn't this belong in love and relationships lol

 

[eits]

That's what I'm trying to figure out. I could feel my ex's nuva ring within a second or two of going in there and that thing is small. But a toy? If not discomfort for the guy, how about the woman or are we talking hotdog down a hallway type of gal here?

right? i felt my ex's iud strings... how do you miss a fucking sex toy?

 

[Printer Bandit]

Did it smell like death?

 

[Red Squirrel]

This would make a great Duracell commercial.

*Doctor pulling it out with some surgical pliers, it's full of nastyness and flies and he accidentally activates it and it starts to vibrate as cottage cheese start to fall off*

"Duracell Quantum. Locks in energy for 10 years, guaranteed! Don doo dullllllll"

 

[master_shake_]

This would make a great Duracell commercial.

*Doctor pulling it out with some surgical pliers, it's full of nastyness and flies and he accidentally activates it and it starts to vibrate as cottage cheese start to fall off*

"Duracell Quantum. Locks in energy for 10 years, guaranteed! Don doo dullllllll"

I literally just gagged.

 

[Brainonska511]

I see they use the indefinite article of "a sex toy" and not "her sex toy."

Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor. But … every once in a while… it's a dildo. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo. We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo.

 

[zCypher]

This would make a great Duracell commercial.

*Doctor pulling it out with some surgical pliers, it's full of nastyness and flies and he accidentally activates it and it starts to vibrate as cottage cheese start to fall off*

"Duracell Quantum. Locks in energy for 10 years, guaranteed! Don doo dullllllll"

LMAO! Thank you, Anandtech. You always deliver.

 

[Childs]

Some damn good batteries in that one!

It would have been funnier if the X-ray showed the outline of the Energizer Bunny.

 

[SolMiester]

So what kind of BATTERY would cause "shaking" for 10 years?

FTFY

 

[Svnla]

Talk about a "transform" sex toy.

 

[Markbnj]

Doesn't this belong in love and relationships lol

Oh no, no it doesn't.

 

[ElFenix]

told doctors she used the five-inch toy in a drunken sexual encounter a decade ago

so, about the time this was first reposted