Sex Toy Parties.

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: sandorski
Sounds like a good place to take a Date! Not First Date though, maybe a 5th or 6th, maybe...

Yeah, except:

A) Guys aren't allowed

B) What if she buys the strap-on? :shocked:

C) Remember that other girls are present! Picture this scenario...GF goes to a sex toy party...GF buys the "anal intruder 6000" strap-on (even if just for a joke - :shocked: :shocked: )...other women are at the party...including your boss's wife. Riiiiiight.

A) Goto a Unisex one

b) Pucker up

c) bleh, good for the ego

 

[dderidex]

Originally posted by: sandorski

Originally posted by: dderidex

Originally posted by: sandorski
Sounds like a good place to take a Date! Not First Date though, maybe a 5th or 6th, maybe...

Yeah, except:

A) Guys aren't allowed

B) What if she buys the strap-on? :shocked:

C) Remember that other girls are present! Picture this scenario...GF goes to a sex toy party...GF buys the "anal intruder 6000" strap-on (even if just for a joke - :shocked: :shocked: )...other women are at the party...including your boss's wife. Riiiiiight.

A) Goto a Unisex one

b) Pucker up

c) bleh, good for the ego

b) Do the WHAT now?! Oh, no! I'd be all like "WHOAH, crazy woman! There'd better be something going on between you and the UPS girl you haven't told me about that you were thinking about when you bought that thing!"

c) Or your boss thinking you are a freak. You know, one way or the other.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: meltdown75
they call them "Fantasia" parties around here. our neighbours invited us to a "couples" Fantasia party but we kept making excuses to avoid it. ew.

OMGWTFBBQ! They're called Fantasia parties?! I just got off the phone with my mother the other night, she was going to what she called a "candle & fantasia" party; I had assumed "fantasia" was some sort of product in the same realm as candles.

I think I'm going to be sick...

:laugh: sorry to be the one to give you that little peice of info... :laugh: OMGWTFHILARIOUS!!!

btw i guess 'candles' is just code for big dongers!! hahahahahah

 

[MustangSVT]

depends on quality of the girls.

not like the ugly sex groups shown on HBO's real sex
they are nasty...

 

[Eli]

WTF? lol

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: meltdown75
they call them "Fantasia" parties around here. our neighbours invited us to a "couples" Fantasia party but we kept making excuses to avoid it. ew.

OMGWTFBBQ! They're called Fantasia parties?! I just got off the phone with my mother the other night, she was going to what she called a "candle & fantasia" party; I had assumed "fantasia" was some sort of product in the same realm as candles.

I think I'm going to be sick...

LMFAO!!!

 

[TheNinja]

I would take the girl. You might lose your money but you'll never lose the memory of porking the hottest chick. And People can take away your money but they can never take THAT Fact away from you.

 

[ViRGE]

Originally posted by: dderidex
Weird #2) Your mom felt the need to TELL you she was going to a sex-toy party :shocked:

Honestly, I'm guessing she didn't bother covering it up because what were the odds I'd actually know what a fantasia party is. That said, the holidays are going to be very odd this year.

 

[sandorski]

Originally posted by: ViRGE

Originally posted by: dderidex
Weird #2) Your mom felt the need to TELL you she was going to a sex-toy party :shocked:

Honestly, I'm guessing she didn't bother covering it up because what were the odds I'd actually know what a fantasia party is. That said, the holidays are going to be very odd this year.

Just hope that the new footstool you like sitting on isn't a Sybian!

 

Seems like only fat chicks put them on..... The ones that i have seen (i was only there for a min) was kinda interesting.

 

[cjgallen]

1. Steal Pizza Hut uniform
2. Cut hole in bottom of pizza box box
3. "Deliver pizza" at fantasia party
4.