Sex is like snow...

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

STFU, you fvcking attention whore, and quit posting everything that crosses your mind.

Spider.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Syringer
You never know how many inches you're going to get and you don't know how long it'll last.

Horrible! A spider could tell a better joke.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

FInished the damned spider story

 

[DanTMWTMP]

this is the gene police....GET OUT OF THE POOL

I refuse to support a company named after Bill Gates' penis

dudeman007's sig = :lol;

Spider

 

[RossMAN]

Originally posted by: Spikesoldier

Originally posted by: dudeman007
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[GroundZero]

Originally posted by: ElFenix

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
I disagree. Sex is like spiders.

How's that? Because girls are terrified of it, and the bigger it is the more they scream?

so that's what happened? she got scared and you went home?

"hers" was bigger than his,
so he got scared and ran away...

 

[FoBoT]

ice storm?

 

[Armitage]

Originally posted by: Syringer
You never know how many inches you're going to get and you don't know how long it'll last.

Heh ... I always thought it was because more then 6" was a pain in the ass 😉

 

[amol]

😕

 

[KoolDrew]

Originally posted by: Syringer

Originally posted by: flxnimprtmscl
I disagree. Sex is like spiders.

How's that? Because girls are terrified of it, and the bigger it is the more they scream?

LOL

 

[toant103]

Originally posted by: Syringer
You never know how many inches you're going to get and you don't know how long it'll last.

not unless you know them well. hhaagaga