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Sex in the car wash

sportage

sportage

Lifer
I had a million dollar idea while waiting at the car wash. Some kids were offering to pre-wash windows before the driver & car entered the automatic car wash. For tips.
Then I thought... What a great idea for unemployed hookers... car wash quickies!
A line of waiting women, taking turns, jumping in the car with the driver just as the car enters the automatic wash. Then five or ten minutes later both you and your car are happy. You tip the hooker, she jumps out, runs around the building back in line waiting in turn for the next customer. A win win situation. The hooker makes some nice money, in the daylight, safely. You and your car get serviced. And we create jobs for economy.
No strings attached, no drama, just a pleasant day at the car wash.
What a nice way to kill a few minutes sitting in your car at the car wash while a machine tosses soap, water and wax at your vehicle.
And after all, the wife never cares to go along with you when you pay that Saturday morning visit to the old car wash.
The million dollar idea! 😀
 
Have you actually been at a carwash? It's literally over in like a minute, even the average nerdy kid here would struggle to finish in time...
 
Or, we could just legalize prostitution. This would make the world safer for the hookers, safer for the john's, bring in tax money and create jobs (more lab tech's for std testing, etc).
 
That's a lot of pressure to perform in the allotted time. Maybe they'll have a pull over area to finish your business. Kinda like when you have to wait for your food at Culvers.
 
My wife blew me while going through a carwash once, and halfway through the wax applicator apparently wasn't working so they had a guy a and a girl on each side of the car manually applying it with spray guns.

The guy started to applaud and the girl jumped back with her hand over her mouth.

Neither asked to join in 🙁
 
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