Sex in LOTR TT...? Doh **Update** False Alarm

[Storm]

**Updated**

Guess not but more violence

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I hope this isnt a repost

LOTR: The Two Towers: If there's one thing Tolkien fans might get upset about, its sex - and you thought you had your priorities screwed up. In one of the funnier film/sex related offbeat news stories since the "young girls love spending hours riding the new Harry Potter vibrating broomstick" story a few months back, its been revealed that we're in store for some of it in this next chapter according to the British classification board who've rated the film a '12A' in that country. According to TheOneRing.Net, in their ruling which was sent out to cinema chains they describe the film as containing "moderate action, violence and one sex scene". This has surprised a lot as there's no hint of any such scene in the book. Could Eowyn be mounting Aragorn's "pale rider", was that Gandalf/Saruman fight merely a Middle-Earth version of sado-masochistic foreplay? or will Frodo and Sam finally get a room and go for it hammer and tongs? Questions will be answered next month. Thanks to 'SooozleQ'

Borrowed from Darkhorizons who borrowed from TheOneRing.Net

I dunno about you guys we dont need no chitty chitty bang bang in LOTR

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: Storm
I hope this isnt a repost

LOTR: The Two Towers: If there's one thing Tolkien fans might get upset about, its sex - and you thought you had your priorities screwed up. In one of the funnier film/sex related offbeat news stories since the "young girls love spending hours riding the new Harry Potter vibrating broomstick" story a few months back, its been revealed that we're in store for some of it in this next chapter according to the British classification board who've rated the film a '12A' in that country. According to TheOneRing.Net, in their ruling which was sent out to cinema chains they describe the film as containing "moderate action, violence and one sex scene". This has surprised a lot as there's no hint of any such scene in the book. Could Eowyn be mounting Aragorn's "pale rider", was that Gandalf/Saruman fight merely a Middle-Earth version of sado-masochistic foreplay? or will Frodo and Sam finally get a room and go for it hammer and tongs? Questions will be answered next month. Thanks to 'SooozleQ'

Borrowed from Darkhorizons who borrowed from TheOneRing.Net

I dunno about you guys we dont need no chitty chitty bang bang in LOTR

You don't wanna see eowyn and galadriel work their elvish magic together in the glade?

 

[Atrail]

 

[Wallydraigle]

Maybe Aragorn and Arwen get it on when she comes to fight at Helm's Deep:disgust:

 

[Storm]

You don't wanna see eowyn and galadriel work their elvish magic together in the glade?

Uh no... do you ?

 

[TNTrulez]

I want to see Eowyn get it on, preferably with another chick.

 

[StageLeft]

Originally posted by: TNTrulez
I want to see Eowyn get it on, preferably with another chick.

Throw arwen in and it's all good. Hell throw a few female hobits in as well what the heck!

 

[Bulk Beef]

Man, I was just talking about this with some friends last weekend.

LOTR Porn!!! An untapped niche market, I think. You could make some serious money doing this stuff.

Mmmm, hobbit sex...

 

[Dacalo]

how depressing

 

[hungrypete]

one ring to rule them all, one ring to find them, one ring to bring them all, to have a hobbit orgy at mount doom?

 

[Martin]

Originally posted by: Skoorb

Originally posted by: Storm
I hope this isnt a repost

LOTR: The Two Towers: If there's one thing Tolkien fans might get upset about, its sex - and you thought you had your priorities screwed up. In one of the funnier film/sex related offbeat news stories since the "young girls love spending hours riding the new Harry Potter vibrating broomstick" story a few months back, its been revealed that we're in store for some of it in this next chapter according to the British classification board who've rated the film a '12A' in that country. According to TheOneRing.Net, in their ruling which was sent out to cinema chains they describe the film as containing "moderate action, violence and one sex scene". This has surprised a lot as there's no hint of any such scene in the book. Could Eowyn be mounting Aragorn's "pale rider", was that Gandalf/Saruman fight merely a Middle-Earth version of sado-masochistic foreplay? or will Frodo and Sam finally get a room and go for it hammer and tongs? Questions will be answered next month. Thanks to 'SooozleQ'

Borrowed from Darkhorizons who borrowed from TheOneRing.Net

I dunno about you guys we dont need no chitty chitty bang bang in LOTR

You don't wanna see eowyn and galadriel work their elvish magic together in the glade?

No dice! Eowyn is not an elf

 

[IDog]

"The certificate for The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers is confirmed as 12A. However, the correct certificate addendum is in fact, "contains intense combat and fantasy horror scenes". It is NOT, "contains moderate action, violence and one sex scene" which was attached by mistake. This is in fact the correct certificate addendum for James Bond: Die Another Day. "

Well, I guess I know what movie I'll be seeing instead.