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Sex In An Elevator or A Plane

I've done the elevator...but I cheated.

I worked in a hotel at the time as security.

The elevator was on the bottom floor in the basement, in the service area where nobody worked at night.

I jammed the door with a broom handle and had my evil way with one of the conceirge chicks. :evil: The handrail at waist-height makes a mighty fine footrest for her. :evil:
 
Originally posted by: CorporateRecreation
plane is a lot safer than an elevator

I beg to differ. Just stop the evelvator and you've got no worries. Now airplanes...that's the real deal...
 
A tree, eh? Like in a tree-house? Or just BAM! right there in the tree? Hmmm....

EDIT: WhyTH were you in a tree when that came over you?
 
Originally posted by: MX2times
What about a tree? Thats normal right?...or am I the only one?😕

tree can be dangerous both physically (falling :shocked: ) and emotionally (someone seeing 😱)
 
In a tree! That's BRILLIANT. I never would've thought of it.

And I'm waiting for my elevator key still. Soon as I get that, FTW.
 
Originally posted by: Zolty
Originally posted by: MX2times
What about a tree? Thats normal right?...or am I the only one?😕

tree can be dangerous both physically (falling :shocked: ) and emotionally (someone seeing 😱)

Maybe he was in the tree to showcase his Über skillz....
 
Originally posted by: MichaelD
I've done the elevator...but I cheated.

I worked in a hotel at the time as security.

The elevator was on the bottom floor in the basement, in the service area where nobody worked at night.

I jammed the door with a broom handle and had my evil way with one of the conceirge chicks. :evil: The handrail at waist-height makes a mighty fine footrest for her. :evil:

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I thought if you stopped an elevator then you have to get someone to come in and start it up again or set off all kinds of alarms.
 
Originally posted by: Dimmu
Originally posted by: Zolty
Originally posted by: MX2times
What about a tree? Thats normal right?...or am I the only one?😕

tree can be dangerous both physically (falling :shocked: ) and emotionally (someone seeing 😱)

Maybe he was in the tree to showcase his Über skillz....

I'm a she. I suppose there are obviously folks here that still arent aware of that😉
 
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