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Sex Frog

jdoggg12

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A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde, goes to her local pet store in
search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box
full of frogs. The sign says: Sex Frogs! Only $20 each! Money Back
Guarantee! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, "I'll take one." The man
packaged the frog and said, "Just follow the instructions carefully."

The girl nods, grabs the box, and is quickly on her way home. As soon as
she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the instructions
and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do:

1. Take a shower.
2. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4. Crawl into bed and position the frog in place.

She then quickly gets into bed with the frog and, to her surprise, nothing
happens! The girl is totally frustrated and quite upset at this point. She
re-reads the instructions and notices at the bottom of the paper it says,
"If you have any problems or questions, please call the pet store." So, the
girl calls the pet store.

The man says, "I had some complaints earlier today. I'll be right over."
Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him
in and says, "See, I've done everything according to the instructions and
the damn thing just sits there."

The man, looking very concerned, picks up the frog, stares directly into
its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I'm only going to show you how to
do this one more time!"






**Disclaimer**
1. Yes, i'm sure the the joke is older than God himself, so no need to tell us all that you heard it when you were in diapers
2. Yes, i'm sure its repost even though i searched, if you call it, link it
3. No, i didn't say its funny so oldsmoboats law doesn't apply
4. No, i don't care if you don't think its funny, i did and i shared for those that will too

:)
 
Jun 27, 2005
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I don't care about your disclaimer... That joke has been around longer than frogs have roamed the earth.

Still kinda funny tho...
 
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I am here to save this thread:
Did you know all the tanks in the French military have six gears? 5 reverse and 1 forward, in case they are ever attacked from behind.
 

clamum

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Originally posted by: electronicmaji
made of lameness and fail.
Funny, but not as funny as your post in that "Cougar" thread in L & R. That sh!t had me rollin.
 

DrPizza

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Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I am here to save this thread:
Did you know all the tanks in the French military have six gears? 5 reverse and 1 forward, in case they are ever attacked from behind.

Thread saved! :thumbsup:


 

thepd7

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Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I am here to save this thread:
Did you know all the tanks in the French military have six gears? 5 reverse and 1 forward, in case they are ever attacked from behind.

Thread saved! :thumbsup:
LOL prodigalrebel to the rescue!
 

Skunkwourk

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Originally posted by: thepd7
Originally posted by: DrPizza
Originally posted by: theprodigalrebel
I am here to save this thread:
Did you know all the tanks in the French military have six gears? 5 reverse and 1 forward, in case they are ever attacked from behind.

Thread saved! :thumbsup:
LOL prodigalrebel to the rescue!
HAHA great joke!!
 

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