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"Sex Disneyland" to open in Syndey Australia!!!

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Said Cheif Executive of The Daily Planet Ltd, Andrew Harris -

"Prostitution is completely decriminalized in Sydney and we are going to build a monster"

"We want a complete one-stop adult venue ? we want a complete adult venue with adult cinemas, adult shops ... we have found much bigger premises in a much better location to create a sex Disneyland."

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i think this "Sex Disneyland" you speak of is also known as my room. 😀 Hold on tight it's going to be a wild ride.
 
Originally posted by: CubicZirconia
I really can't see them being able to use the Disneyland name.
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I believe it's just being referred to as such. It wouldn't actually be called Sex Disneyland. Although if it was, i'd fly down just to get my pic taken in front of the bright neon blinking sign!!!
 
Originally posted by: codeyf
Originally posted by: SSP
Originally posted by: CubicZirconia
I really can't see them being able to use the Disneyland name.
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Howbout Dizneyland.
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Titsneyland?
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Dis-knee-land (for certain areas where the women go down?)
Ditzneyland (for the blonde section?)
Disneyhand (for the cheap section?)

Sex Disneyland the happiest place on earth

 
People think the food is expensive at Disneyland... just wait until you see what those people charge for a PocketPak of Kleenex.

"Welcome to the Y snack bar."

They'll probably do pretty well, charging $50 for an all-day pass, because 30 minutes after going in all the men will be saying, "Wow, look at......uhhhhhhhmmmmm......well, I guess it's time to go home and take a nap." Of course, the guy who runs the Rent-a-Cot concession will make a fortune (I was going to say he'd really clean up, but...)

"Hey, Dude, let's ride the Velvet Tunnel again!" "No way, man, I'm sore."

"Honey, the guys are going to the Daily Planet tonight. Can I take my penis? Aw, c'mon, all the other guys are taking theirs!"

"Geez, the security here is as tough as the airport! Hey, why is that security guy putting on a latex glove?"

Is there a discount at the hotel if you bring your own sheets? 'Cause I think most people will do it anyway.
 
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