Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Race to Catch the Race Coordinator:
39) OhioDude ........................15673 / 28
47) Major Tom........................14382 / 52
Race to 16000:
41) lane42 .............................15463 / 137 :Q
43) DroolMAN! ......................14908 / 61
45) Pazoo ..............................14418 / 906 :Q:Q:Q:Q
Team Toft/Vold's Bold Challenge - 10K by 10/27/2002:
75) Toft / Vold - DK ...............8854 / 55
The Great 10K CountDown:
69) Mihai ................................9436 / 32
70) wirelessenabled ...........9279 / 106
71) GSmith ............................9231 / 45
Race to 9000:
88) Karsten ............................7366 / 38
90) Maku .................................7186 / 27
94) Domination .....................6858 / 33
101)Rowdy Ray .......................6596 / 36
129)LiveLongAndProsper .....4768 / 177 :Q
Race to 8000:
92) mucman ..........................6930 / 33
95) tuffguy ...............................6821 / 7
96) Swanny ............................6804 / 25
129)LiveLongAndProsper .....4768 / 177 :Q
Race to 6000:
112)minendo ...........................5801 / 24
113)paf077 ...............................5785 / 75 :Q
114)thecool1 ............................5540 / 10
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
109)British Bulldog Racers .....5876 / 23
117)JimMc ...................................5457 / 18
120)clueless ...............................5162 / 14
128)micron ..................................4774 / 9
141)MoFunk ................................4319 / 51
Another race to 6000:
109)British Bulldog Racers .....5876 / 23
110)ledzepp98 ...........................5838 / 10
Neovan's Scary Halloween Run to 4500:
145)neovan ..............................4100 / 35
163)ReaganCRW ...................3400 / 34
168)Tetsuo316 ........................3318 / 1
Summer Sizzler to 3500:
161)pyxis ...................................3510 / 11
168)Tetsuo316 ........................3318 / 1
Race to Crunch 3000:
EvilWobbles ........................11422 / 63 (130)
zodder ..................................17392 / 53 (120)
Soni ......................................33414 / 56 (109)
TA Cube ...............................23719 / 48 (101)
Major Tom ...........................14382 / 52 (98)
The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500:
Conjur ...................................10809 / 43 (2491)
Yield.....................................16609 / 38 (2465)
ICXRa ....................................7086 / 46 (2461)
Basilisk420 ..........................7737 / 29 (2165)
GreatWhiteNorth ...............13429 / 4 (1494)
What's 2500 wu's Between Friends?:
GreatWhiteNorth .................13429 / 4 (2137)
cakin ........................................11085 / 24 (2054)
crt1530 ..................................11523 / 4 (587)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500:
Swanny .................................6804 / 25 (672)
micron ...................................4774 / 9 (606)
teriba .....................................2922 / 21 (588)
thawolfman ............................1233 / 0 (533)
marrkks.................................2233 / 16 (367)
Race to 750:
dmcowen ..............................822 / 14 (197)
Serialb .................................4931 / 8 (189)
Evadman .............................3896 / 11 (140)
Kruptikos .............................2636 / 8 (134)
Spacehead ...........................697 / 7 (125)
Lonely Racers:
10) PieDerro ........................39838 / 235
14) USS IsOs .......................35718 / 68
27) IJump .............................23010 / 11
34) USS Poop ......................17587 / 10
37) def ...................................16147 / 90 :Q
40) Darth Polo .....................15566 / 8
44) SoulAssassin ...............14578 / 21
48) WayneS ..........................13713 / 36
59) Assimilator1 ..................11223 / 22
63) ZeroEffect .......................10818 / 20
65) LANMAN ........................10648 / 8
66) Baldy18 ..........................10322 / 6
86) ElFenix ............................7527 / 12
89) Slahr Dzhe ......................7268 / 3
102)Eltano1 .............................6262 / 0
111)Freewolf ............................5817 / 17
116)Jwyatt ................................5533 / 6
126)Panhead49 ......................4791 / 0
142)Dazmite ............................4214 / 10
152)Maggotry ............................3695 / 19
153)migroo ...............................3693 / 5
154)Ishmael2k .........................3686 / 11
160)sukhoi ...............................3517 / 5
199)BigFatCow .......................2743 / 46 :Q
200)Emos ................................2741 / 0
233)Logix .................................2307 / 0
268)ys .......................................1910 / 7
276)Boogak .............................1845 / 0
299)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
425)Adul ....................................1101 / 8
450)JetsFanatic.......................1018 / 0
_______________________________________
Milestones achieved on 9/3:
Cory - 61000 (61021)
IJump - 23000 (23010)
LastKnight - 15000 (15196)
pazoo - 14000 (14418)
GhettoFob - 1500 (1561)
JCA - 1500 (1501)
Belldandy_Lover - 1000 (1003)
Sharam - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
ys - DDad's Wonderful Tuff Crabby Ass(imilator) Race to 750 - 9/1/2002
Super Sukhoi - Summer Sizzler to 3500 - 8/31/2002
LANMAN - The Great 10K Countdown - 8/29/2002
Wayne's World - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/28/2002
Barbary - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/27/2002
SoulAssassin - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/27/2002
lane42 - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/25/2002
Yield - What's 2500 wu's Between Friends? - 8/23/2002
Rowdy Ray - Race to 6000 - 8/22/2002
Migroo - 1500 WU Tally Tagger - 8/21/2002
_______________________________________
Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
SRL cleaning crews are working overtime this morning clean up the remnants from all of the major dumpages that occurred yesterday and overnight. These people work extremely hard and deserve every stick of RAM they're paid to do one of the dirtiest jobs in the SRL.
This morning it's time for a little celebration as the Summer Sizzler to 3500 officially comes to a close. Powerful Pyxis kicked in the after-burners yesterday to thrust his racing rigs across the finish line and earn the right to have his face plastered on the SRL Wall of Fame for the next several weeks. As the crowd rises to it's feet to deliver yet another standing ovation for their heroes, Pyxis makes his way towards the awards stand to pick up his lounge key and the combination to the beer locker. I'm afraid I have some bad news for Pyxis, though. The race babes have asked if they can take a semi-vacation after working all that overtime several weeks ago during our 18 day winning streak, so they won't be teaching a physics lesson. Instead they'd rather just give you a full body massage and maybe do a little dance for you while you lounge in the hottub. Hope you don't mind, Pyxis. :Q
Yesterday, a new SRL race hit the thread after it's first full day of action. This race features a full slate of veterans and will be run to the 3000 wu tally mark. Following a brief vacation in the Lonely Racer's bracket, the Sinister Oscillator rejoins the ranks of the active racers and holds the lead by 10 with a current tally of 130. Saddled up and riding into town once again is the SRL lawman, Zappin' Zod, whose running total after two tally clicks sits at 120 for a neat 60 wu per day average. Bringing to the race track his sizable entourage of rowdy fans and currently cruising right in the middle of the pack is TA-Seti's beloved stats master soni. His 109 after two days has his lady fans squeeling with delight as they cheer on their hero. Running in fourth position are the masters of disasters, the silent and often deadly TA Cube. Cruising the galaxy looking for a sub-space conduit, the drones will certainly be a factor before this race is over. And bringing up the rear is the protector of the universe, the defender of good and the enemy of evil, Major Tom. Currently Major Tom is bringing up the rear with a two day total of 98, but he is one of the SRL's most accomplished masters of the "Queue-Tinkle-Powie!" technique and I'm sure that already, workunits are tinkling into a queue bladder somewhere building up pressure for a big Powie.
To celebrate their newly acquired Spleenus enhancement the members of Team Confused Ai3x have changed their moniker to the British Bulldog Racers, a name that more reflects their tenacious nature. Along with their slick new name, the British Bulldog Racers also have a slick new daily average to show off, one in the twenties that should pretty much allow them to lock up both of their 6K races when all is said and done.
Speaking of "Powies!", taking the monster dump award for the day and showing the SRL world just how exciting a Power-Powie purge can be, Team Pazoo delivers a "Pazoo Powie!" consisting of 906 wu's, eliciting gasps from the sell-out crowd taking in the action at the Race to 16000. So impressive was the explosive dump, SRL officials have awarded Team Pazoo a quad shockie, the rarest and most coveted award the SRL has to offer. The only other quad shockies ever given out in the storied history of the SETI Racing League belong to IJump and the C & C WU Factory. Wow! Somebody pass Team Pazoo the TP!
Advancements among racers on 9/3 include Pazoo up 3 to 45, wirelessenabled up 2 to 70, LiveLongAndProsper up 1 to 129, thecool1 up 1 to 114, ReaganCRW up 2 to 163, def up 1 to 37, ElFenix up 1 to 86, Maggotry up 1 to 152, BigFatCow up 4 to 199, Adul up 2 to 425.
_______________________________________
God Bless America!
_______________________________________
Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Race to Catch the Race Coordinator:
39) OhioDude ........................15673 / 28
47) Major Tom........................14382 / 52
Race to 16000:
41) lane42 .............................15463 / 137 :Q
43) DroolMAN! ......................14908 / 61
45) Pazoo ..............................14418 / 906 :Q:Q:Q:Q
Team Toft/Vold's Bold Challenge - 10K by 10/27/2002:
75) Toft / Vold - DK ...............8854 / 55
The Great 10K CountDown:
69) Mihai ................................9436 / 32
70) wirelessenabled ...........9279 / 106
71) GSmith ............................9231 / 45
Race to 9000:
88) Karsten ............................7366 / 38
90) Maku .................................7186 / 27
94) Domination .....................6858 / 33
101)Rowdy Ray .......................6596 / 36
129)LiveLongAndProsper .....4768 / 177 :Q
Race to 8000:
92) mucman ..........................6930 / 33
95) tuffguy ...............................6821 / 7
96) Swanny ............................6804 / 25
129)LiveLongAndProsper .....4768 / 177 :Q
Race to 6000:
112)minendo ...........................5801 / 24
113)paf077 ...............................5785 / 75 :Q
114)thecool1 ............................5540 / 10
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
109)British Bulldog Racers .....5876 / 23
117)JimMc ...................................5457 / 18
120)clueless ...............................5162 / 14
128)micron ..................................4774 / 9
141)MoFunk ................................4319 / 51
Another race to 6000:
109)British Bulldog Racers .....5876 / 23
110)ledzepp98 ...........................5838 / 10
Neovan's Scary Halloween Run to 4500:
145)neovan ..............................4100 / 35
163)ReaganCRW ...................3400 / 34
168)Tetsuo316 ........................3318 / 1
Summer Sizzler to 3500:
161)pyxis ...................................3510 / 11
168)Tetsuo316 ........................3318 / 1
Race to Crunch 3000:
EvilWobbles ........................11422 / 63 (130)
zodder ..................................17392 / 53 (120)
Soni ......................................33414 / 56 (109)
TA Cube ...............................23719 / 48 (101)
Major Tom ...........................14382 / 52 (98)
The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500:
Conjur ...................................10809 / 43 (2491)
Yield.....................................16609 / 38 (2465)
ICXRa ....................................7086 / 46 (2461)
Basilisk420 ..........................7737 / 29 (2165)
GreatWhiteNorth ...............13429 / 4 (1494)
What's 2500 wu's Between Friends?:
GreatWhiteNorth .................13429 / 4 (2137)
cakin ........................................11085 / 24 (2054)
crt1530 ..................................11523 / 4 (587)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500:
Swanny .................................6804 / 25 (672)
micron ...................................4774 / 9 (606)
teriba .....................................2922 / 21 (588)
thawolfman ............................1233 / 0 (533)
marrkks.................................2233 / 16 (367)
Race to 750:
dmcowen ..............................822 / 14 (197)
Serialb .................................4931 / 8 (189)
Evadman .............................3896 / 11 (140)
Kruptikos .............................2636 / 8 (134)
Spacehead ...........................697 / 7 (125)
Lonely Racers:
10) PieDerro ........................39838 / 235
14) USS IsOs .......................35718 / 68
27) IJump .............................23010 / 11
34) USS Poop ......................17587 / 10
37) def ...................................16147 / 90 :Q
40) Darth Polo .....................15566 / 8
44) SoulAssassin ...............14578 / 21
48) WayneS ..........................13713 / 36
59) Assimilator1 ..................11223 / 22
63) ZeroEffect .......................10818 / 20
65) LANMAN ........................10648 / 8
66) Baldy18 ..........................10322 / 6
86) ElFenix ............................7527 / 12
89) Slahr Dzhe ......................7268 / 3
102)Eltano1 .............................6262 / 0
111)Freewolf ............................5817 / 17
116)Jwyatt ................................5533 / 6
126)Panhead49 ......................4791 / 0
142)Dazmite ............................4214 / 10
152)Maggotry ............................3695 / 19
153)migroo ...............................3693 / 5
154)Ishmael2k .........................3686 / 11
160)sukhoi ...............................3517 / 5
199)BigFatCow .......................2743 / 46 :Q
200)Emos ................................2741 / 0
233)Logix .................................2307 / 0
268)ys .......................................1910 / 7
276)Boogak .............................1845 / 0
299)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
425)Adul ....................................1101 / 8
450)JetsFanatic.......................1018 / 0
_______________________________________
Milestones achieved on 9/3:
Cory - 61000 (61021)
IJump - 23000 (23010)
LastKnight - 15000 (15196)
pazoo - 14000 (14418)
GhettoFob - 1500 (1561)
JCA - 1500 (1501)
Belldandy_Lover - 1000 (1003)
Sharam - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
ys - DDad's Wonderful Tuff Crabby Ass(imilator) Race to 750 - 9/1/2002
Super Sukhoi - Summer Sizzler to 3500 - 8/31/2002
LANMAN - The Great 10K Countdown - 8/29/2002
Wayne's World - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/28/2002
Barbary - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/27/2002
SoulAssassin - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/27/2002
lane42 - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/25/2002
Yield - What's 2500 wu's Between Friends? - 8/23/2002
Rowdy Ray - Race to 6000 - 8/22/2002
Migroo - 1500 WU Tally Tagger - 8/21/2002
_______________________________________
Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
SRL cleaning crews are working overtime this morning clean up the remnants from all of the major dumpages that occurred yesterday and overnight. These people work extremely hard and deserve every stick of RAM they're paid to do one of the dirtiest jobs in the SRL.
This morning it's time for a little celebration as the Summer Sizzler to 3500 officially comes to a close. Powerful Pyxis kicked in the after-burners yesterday to thrust his racing rigs across the finish line and earn the right to have his face plastered on the SRL Wall of Fame for the next several weeks. As the crowd rises to it's feet to deliver yet another standing ovation for their heroes, Pyxis makes his way towards the awards stand to pick up his lounge key and the combination to the beer locker. I'm afraid I have some bad news for Pyxis, though. The race babes have asked if they can take a semi-vacation after working all that overtime several weeks ago during our 18 day winning streak, so they won't be teaching a physics lesson. Instead they'd rather just give you a full body massage and maybe do a little dance for you while you lounge in the hottub. Hope you don't mind, Pyxis. :Q
Yesterday, a new SRL race hit the thread after it's first full day of action. This race features a full slate of veterans and will be run to the 3000 wu tally mark. Following a brief vacation in the Lonely Racer's bracket, the Sinister Oscillator rejoins the ranks of the active racers and holds the lead by 10 with a current tally of 130. Saddled up and riding into town once again is the SRL lawman, Zappin' Zod, whose running total after two tally clicks sits at 120 for a neat 60 wu per day average. Bringing to the race track his sizable entourage of rowdy fans and currently cruising right in the middle of the pack is TA-Seti's beloved stats master soni. His 109 after two days has his lady fans squeeling with delight as they cheer on their hero. Running in fourth position are the masters of disasters, the silent and often deadly TA Cube. Cruising the galaxy looking for a sub-space conduit, the drones will certainly be a factor before this race is over. And bringing up the rear is the protector of the universe, the defender of good and the enemy of evil, Major Tom. Currently Major Tom is bringing up the rear with a two day total of 98, but he is one of the SRL's most accomplished masters of the "Queue-Tinkle-Powie!" technique and I'm sure that already, workunits are tinkling into a queue bladder somewhere building up pressure for a big Powie.
To celebrate their newly acquired Spleenus enhancement the members of Team Confused Ai3x have changed their moniker to the British Bulldog Racers, a name that more reflects their tenacious nature. Along with their slick new name, the British Bulldog Racers also have a slick new daily average to show off, one in the twenties that should pretty much allow them to lock up both of their 6K races when all is said and done.
Speaking of "Powies!", taking the monster dump award for the day and showing the SRL world just how exciting a Power-Powie purge can be, Team Pazoo delivers a "Pazoo Powie!" consisting of 906 wu's, eliciting gasps from the sell-out crowd taking in the action at the Race to 16000. So impressive was the explosive dump, SRL officials have awarded Team Pazoo a quad shockie, the rarest and most coveted award the SRL has to offer. The only other quad shockies ever given out in the storied history of the SETI Racing League belong to IJump and the C & C WU Factory. Wow! Somebody pass Team Pazoo the TP!
Advancements among racers on 9/3 include Pazoo up 3 to 45, wirelessenabled up 2 to 70, LiveLongAndProsper up 1 to 129, thecool1 up 1 to 114, ReaganCRW up 2 to 163, def up 1 to 37, ElFenix up 1 to 86, Maggotry up 1 to 152, BigFatCow up 4 to 199, Adul up 2 to 425.
_______________________________________
God Bless America!
_______________________________________
Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Facebook
Twitter