Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Race to Catch the Race Coordinator:
39) OhioDude ........................15555 / 30
45) Major Tom........................14067 / 57
Race to 16000:
41) lane42 .............................15209 / 48
42) DroolMAN! ......................14647 / 0
48) Pazoo ..............................13426 / 31
Team Toft/Vold's Bold Challenge - 10K by 10/27/2002:
75) Toft / Vold - DK ...............8740 / 71
The Great 10K CountDown:
69) Mihai ................................9236 / 32
71) GSmith ............................9112 / 0
73) wirelessenabled ...........8953 / 83
Race to 9000:
89) Karsten ............................7248 / 30
90) Maku .................................7084 / 32
95) Domination .....................6747 / 29
100)Rowdy Ray .......................6401 / 48
136)LiveLongAndProsper .....4392 / 65
Race to 8000:
93) tuffguy ...............................6792 / 16
94) mucman ..........................6780 / 26
96) Swanny ............................6727 / 19
136)LiveLongAndProsper .....4392 / 65
Race to 6000:
111)minendo ...........................5721 / 16
113)paf077 ...............................5665 / 31
116)thecool1 ............................5503 / 13
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
110)TeAm Confused Ai3x .....5775 / 28
117)JimMc ................................5386 / 19
121)clueless ............................5103 / 17
128)micron ...............................4740 / 21
144)MoFunk .............................4058 / 51
Another race to 6000:
109)ledzepp98 .........................5798 / 11
110)TeAm Confused Ai3x .....5775 / 28
Neovan's Scary Halloween Run to 4500:
145)neovan ..............................4053 / 18
167)Tetsuo316 ........................3312 / 0
170)ReaganCRW ...................3265 / 32
Summer Sizzler to 3500:
160)sukhoi ................................3502 / 5
161)pyxis ...................................3471 / 11
167)Tetsuo316 ........................3312 / 0
The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500:
Conjur ...................................10663 / 47 (2345)
ICXRa ....................................6951 / 39 (2326)
Yield.....................................16455 / 38 (2311)
Basilisk420 ..........................7630 / 36 (2058)
GreatWhiteNorth ...............13324 / 5 (1389)
What's 2500 wu's Between Friends?:
GreatWhiteNorth .................13324 / 5 (2032)
cakin ........................................10995 / 18 (1964)
crt1530 ..................................11510 / 3 (574)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500:
Swanny .................................6727 / 19 (595)
micron ...................................4740 / 21 (572)
thawolfman ............................1233 / 0 (533)
teriba .....................................2849 / 21 (515)
marrkks.................................2177 / 15 (311)
DDad's Wonderful Tuff Crabby Ass(imilator) Race to 750:
ys ............................................1869 / 8 (745)
ElFenix ..................................7467 / 18 (658)
Race to 750:
dmcowen ..............................767 / 13 (142)
Serialb .................................4882 / 8 (140)
Evadman .............................3860 / 7 (104)
Kruptikos .............................2605 / 10 (103)
Spacehead ...........................639 / 6 (67)
Lonely Racers:
10) PieDerro ........................38857 / 245
12) Smokeball .....................36817 / 113
14) USS IsOs .......................35296 / 39
27) IJump .............................22986 / 5
34) USS Poop ......................17541 / 12
35) zodder ............................17111 / 72
36) Yield.................................16455 / 38
37) def ...................................15957 / 33
38) m2kewl ..........................15855 / 101
40) Darth Polo .....................15534 / 9
43) SoulAssassin ...............14493 / 19
46) Crazee ............................14006 / 103
47) WayneS ..........................13465 / 4
58) EvilWobbles ..................11180 / 63
59) Assimilator1 ..................11128 / 47
63) ZeroEffect .......................10745 / 17
65) LANMAN ........................10326 / 194 :Q
66) Baldy18 ..........................10277 / 19
88) Slahr Dzhe ......................7258 / 4
102)Eltano1 .............................6262 / 0
112)Freewolf ............................5667 / 35
115)Jwyatt ................................5508 / 20
123)Serialb ..............................4882 / 8
125)Panhead49 ......................4791 / 121 :Q
141)Dazmite ............................4177 / 8
152)migroo ...............................3656 / 4
154)Ishmael2k .........................3647 / 10
155)Maggotry ............................3622 / 12
198)Emos ................................2739 / 23 :Q
201)BigFatCow .......................2697 / 34 :Q
232)Logix .................................2296 / 1
273)Boogak .............................1845 / 0
297)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
431)Adul ....................................1064 / 13
448)JetsFanatic.......................1018 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 8/30:
Crazee - 14000 (14006)
REDHORSE - 8000 (8998)
clstrfbc - 2500 (2502)
JustStarting - 2000 (2003)
xxsk8er101xx - 500 (501)
beatmassa - 500 (500)
qt0cali - 500 (500)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
LANMAN - The Great 10K Countdown - 8/29/2002
Wayne's World - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/28/2002
Barbary - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/27/2002
SoulAssassin - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/27/2002
lane42 - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/25/2002
Yield - What's 2500 wu's Between Friends? - 8/23/2002
Rowdy Ray - Race to 6000 - 8/22/2002
Migroo - 1500 WU Tally Tagger - 8/21/2002
Maggotry - Summer Sizzler to 3500 - 8/21/2002
PhotoLenny - The Other Team AnandTech SETI 500 - 8/21/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
Today it is Super Sukhoi's turn to bathe in the luxurious warm waters of the gold plated gilded hottub with the bare butt cherubs carved around the decorative rim in the victory lounge. Crossing the finish line in the Summer Sizzler to 3500, Super Sukhoi nails his name up on the SRL Wall of Fame before heading over to the awards stand to pick up the key to the lounge and the little slice of heaven that awaits inside. Juggling a scary hardware malady and a move back to the institution of higher learning, Sukhoi still managed to hold off the battle being waged to his rear by a hard charging Powerful Pyxis and cross the finish line before the official close of the summer sizzler season. Congratulations, Sukhoi! Grab a sody pop from the fridge and settle into the hottub and prepare for a quantum mechanics lesson like you've never had before, delivered by our world famous, bikini-clad hottub babes.
Major Tom is beginning to apply a little more pressure to my current position than I care dwell on. With his daily averages now nearing the 60 wu mark, my grasp on 39th place in the TA standings is beginning to loosen. Lane42 continues to lead the Race to 16000 by a healthy margin as Droolie pauses to load up the queue. Team Pazoo, still hovering around the 30 wu per day mark must be starting to feel the bloat of a full wu bladder. Any day now, I expect the climactic culmination of their "Queue-Tinkle-Powie" maneuver to leave the spectators hyper-ventilating at trackside as they dig themselves out from under the fallout from the wu powie. But then again, I could be wrong and Team Pazoo isn't stock-piling wus for a major packet blast. Time will tell...
"Go, Tuffie, go!" The chant crescendos amongst TuffGuy's considerable following in the stands watching the heroes circle the track in the Race to 8000. Leading the pack but watching that advantage dwindle, Tuffie glances over his shoulder to see the mucster cruising only eight wu's to the rear. With a queue-load of new recruits in camp, Mucky Man is not about to slow down for anyone or anything at this point. Back to his true racing form, Minnie Minendo continues to lead the Race to 6000, checking the rear radar periodically for the telltale blips that would signal the aproaching pafster. With nearly 300 wu's to go to the finish line, paf077 has plenty of time to mount an assault on Minnie's flanks. With the addition of the Spleenus Enhancement, the British Bulldog Tag Team Threesome has made the outlook for the Long Island Rocker look not nearly as rosie as it did only one week ago in Another race to 6000. With their new power augmentation system in place, the Bulldogs hover only 23 wu's behind ledzepp98 and are poised to pounce.
There's a big nasty battle brewing in The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 amongst the top three racers in the bracket. Conjur rifles 47 wu's through the wu tubing to burst out to a 19 wu lead in front of ICXRa whose current race tallyometer reads 2326. Only 15 wu's to his rear, the Yielder cruises, looking for an open passing lane. This finish promises to be one for the ages as these three combatants blister the track down the final back stretch. Swanny and Mighty Micron continue their knock-down drag-out war in the PORC 1500 with the Aquatic White Bird nursing a 23 wu lead. Why Yes YS begins his stretch drive to the checkered flag, now only 5 wu's away, in DDad's Wonderful Tuff Crabby Ass(imilator) Race to 750 and what a tour d'force we have in the Race to 750! Dazzling Dave McOwen was handed second place keys yesterday by serialb and this morning hands them right back! A powerful 14 wu purge overnight allowed the Davester to storm right back into the lead by two wu's.
Advancements among racers on 8/30 include Toft / Vold - DK up 1 to 75, wirelessenabled up 1 to 73, MoFunk up 1 to 144, ReaganCRW up 1 to 170, LANMAN up 1 to 65, Freewolf up 1 to 112, Jwyatt up 1 to 115, Panhead49 up 3 to 125, Dazmite up 1 to 141, migroo up 1 to 152, Maggotry up 2 to 155, Emos up 1 to 198, BigFatCow up 3 to 201, Adul up 2 to 431.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Race to Catch the Race Coordinator:
39) OhioDude ........................15555 / 30
45) Major Tom........................14067 / 57
Race to 16000:
41) lane42 .............................15209 / 48
42) DroolMAN! ......................14647 / 0
48) Pazoo ..............................13426 / 31
Team Toft/Vold's Bold Challenge - 10K by 10/27/2002:
75) Toft / Vold - DK ...............8740 / 71
The Great 10K CountDown:
69) Mihai ................................9236 / 32
71) GSmith ............................9112 / 0
73) wirelessenabled ...........8953 / 83
Race to 9000:
89) Karsten ............................7248 / 30
90) Maku .................................7084 / 32
95) Domination .....................6747 / 29
100)Rowdy Ray .......................6401 / 48
136)LiveLongAndProsper .....4392 / 65
Race to 8000:
93) tuffguy ...............................6792 / 16
94) mucman ..........................6780 / 26
96) Swanny ............................6727 / 19
136)LiveLongAndProsper .....4392 / 65
Race to 6000:
111)minendo ...........................5721 / 16
113)paf077 ...............................5665 / 31
116)thecool1 ............................5503 / 13
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
110)TeAm Confused Ai3x .....5775 / 28
117)JimMc ................................5386 / 19
121)clueless ............................5103 / 17
128)micron ...............................4740 / 21
144)MoFunk .............................4058 / 51
Another race to 6000:
109)ledzepp98 .........................5798 / 11
110)TeAm Confused Ai3x .....5775 / 28
Neovan's Scary Halloween Run to 4500:
145)neovan ..............................4053 / 18
167)Tetsuo316 ........................3312 / 0
170)ReaganCRW ...................3265 / 32
Summer Sizzler to 3500:
160)sukhoi ................................3502 / 5
161)pyxis ...................................3471 / 11
167)Tetsuo316 ........................3312 / 0
The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500:
Conjur ...................................10663 / 47 (2345)
ICXRa ....................................6951 / 39 (2326)
Yield.....................................16455 / 38 (2311)
Basilisk420 ..........................7630 / 36 (2058)
GreatWhiteNorth ...............13324 / 5 (1389)
What's 2500 wu's Between Friends?:
GreatWhiteNorth .................13324 / 5 (2032)
cakin ........................................10995 / 18 (1964)
crt1530 ..................................11510 / 3 (574)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500:
Swanny .................................6727 / 19 (595)
micron ...................................4740 / 21 (572)
thawolfman ............................1233 / 0 (533)
teriba .....................................2849 / 21 (515)
marrkks.................................2177 / 15 (311)
DDad's Wonderful Tuff Crabby Ass(imilator) Race to 750:
ys ............................................1869 / 8 (745)
ElFenix ..................................7467 / 18 (658)
Race to 750:
dmcowen ..............................767 / 13 (142)
Serialb .................................4882 / 8 (140)
Evadman .............................3860 / 7 (104)
Kruptikos .............................2605 / 10 (103)
Spacehead ...........................639 / 6 (67)
Lonely Racers:
10) PieDerro ........................38857 / 245
12) Smokeball .....................36817 / 113
14) USS IsOs .......................35296 / 39
27) IJump .............................22986 / 5
34) USS Poop ......................17541 / 12
35) zodder ............................17111 / 72
36) Yield.................................16455 / 38
37) def ...................................15957 / 33
38) m2kewl ..........................15855 / 101
40) Darth Polo .....................15534 / 9
43) SoulAssassin ...............14493 / 19
46) Crazee ............................14006 / 103
47) WayneS ..........................13465 / 4
58) EvilWobbles ..................11180 / 63
59) Assimilator1 ..................11128 / 47
63) ZeroEffect .......................10745 / 17
65) LANMAN ........................10326 / 194 :Q
66) Baldy18 ..........................10277 / 19
88) Slahr Dzhe ......................7258 / 4
102)Eltano1 .............................6262 / 0
112)Freewolf ............................5667 / 35
115)Jwyatt ................................5508 / 20
123)Serialb ..............................4882 / 8
125)Panhead49 ......................4791 / 121 :Q
141)Dazmite ............................4177 / 8
152)migroo ...............................3656 / 4
154)Ishmael2k .........................3647 / 10
155)Maggotry ............................3622 / 12
198)Emos ................................2739 / 23 :Q
201)BigFatCow .......................2697 / 34 :Q
232)Logix .................................2296 / 1
273)Boogak .............................1845 / 0
297)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
431)Adul ....................................1064 / 13
448)JetsFanatic.......................1018 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 8/30:
Crazee - 14000 (14006)
REDHORSE - 8000 (8998)
clstrfbc - 2500 (2502)
JustStarting - 2000 (2003)
xxsk8er101xx - 500 (501)
beatmassa - 500 (500)
qt0cali - 500 (500)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
LANMAN - The Great 10K Countdown - 8/29/2002
Wayne's World - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/28/2002
Barbary - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/27/2002
SoulAssassin - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/27/2002
lane42 - The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 - 8/25/2002
Yield - What's 2500 wu's Between Friends? - 8/23/2002
Rowdy Ray - Race to 6000 - 8/22/2002
Migroo - 1500 WU Tally Tagger - 8/21/2002
Maggotry - Summer Sizzler to 3500 - 8/21/2002
PhotoLenny - The Other Team AnandTech SETI 500 - 8/21/2002
_______________________________________
Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
Today it is Super Sukhoi's turn to bathe in the luxurious warm waters of the gold plated gilded hottub with the bare butt cherubs carved around the decorative rim in the victory lounge. Crossing the finish line in the Summer Sizzler to 3500, Super Sukhoi nails his name up on the SRL Wall of Fame before heading over to the awards stand to pick up the key to the lounge and the little slice of heaven that awaits inside. Juggling a scary hardware malady and a move back to the institution of higher learning, Sukhoi still managed to hold off the battle being waged to his rear by a hard charging Powerful Pyxis and cross the finish line before the official close of the summer sizzler season. Congratulations, Sukhoi! Grab a sody pop from the fridge and settle into the hottub and prepare for a quantum mechanics lesson like you've never had before, delivered by our world famous, bikini-clad hottub babes.
Major Tom is beginning to apply a little more pressure to my current position than I care dwell on. With his daily averages now nearing the 60 wu mark, my grasp on 39th place in the TA standings is beginning to loosen. Lane42 continues to lead the Race to 16000 by a healthy margin as Droolie pauses to load up the queue. Team Pazoo, still hovering around the 30 wu per day mark must be starting to feel the bloat of a full wu bladder. Any day now, I expect the climactic culmination of their "Queue-Tinkle-Powie" maneuver to leave the spectators hyper-ventilating at trackside as they dig themselves out from under the fallout from the wu powie. But then again, I could be wrong and Team Pazoo isn't stock-piling wus for a major packet blast. Time will tell...
"Go, Tuffie, go!" The chant crescendos amongst TuffGuy's considerable following in the stands watching the heroes circle the track in the Race to 8000. Leading the pack but watching that advantage dwindle, Tuffie glances over his shoulder to see the mucster cruising only eight wu's to the rear. With a queue-load of new recruits in camp, Mucky Man is not about to slow down for anyone or anything at this point. Back to his true racing form, Minnie Minendo continues to lead the Race to 6000, checking the rear radar periodically for the telltale blips that would signal the aproaching pafster. With nearly 300 wu's to go to the finish line, paf077 has plenty of time to mount an assault on Minnie's flanks. With the addition of the Spleenus Enhancement, the British Bulldog Tag Team Threesome has made the outlook for the Long Island Rocker look not nearly as rosie as it did only one week ago in Another race to 6000. With their new power augmentation system in place, the Bulldogs hover only 23 wu's behind ledzepp98 and are poised to pounce.
There's a big nasty battle brewing in The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 amongst the top three racers in the bracket. Conjur rifles 47 wu's through the wu tubing to burst out to a 19 wu lead in front of ICXRa whose current race tallyometer reads 2326. Only 15 wu's to his rear, the Yielder cruises, looking for an open passing lane. This finish promises to be one for the ages as these three combatants blister the track down the final back stretch. Swanny and Mighty Micron continue their knock-down drag-out war in the PORC 1500 with the Aquatic White Bird nursing a 23 wu lead. Why Yes YS begins his stretch drive to the checkered flag, now only 5 wu's away, in DDad's Wonderful Tuff Crabby Ass(imilator) Race to 750 and what a tour d'force we have in the Race to 750! Dazzling Dave McOwen was handed second place keys yesterday by serialb and this morning hands them right back! A powerful 14 wu purge overnight allowed the Davester to storm right back into the lead by two wu's.
Advancements among racers on 8/30 include Toft / Vold - DK up 1 to 75, wirelessenabled up 1 to 73, MoFunk up 1 to 144, ReaganCRW up 1 to 170, LANMAN up 1 to 65, Freewolf up 1 to 112, Jwyatt up 1 to 115, Panhead49 up 3 to 125, Dazmite up 1 to 141, migroo up 1 to 152, Maggotry up 2 to 155, Emos up 1 to 198, BigFatCow up 3 to 201, Adul up 2 to 431.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
