Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Race to Catch the Race Coordinator:
37) OhioDude ........................14351 / 22
38) def .....................................14233 / 26
48) Major Tom........................12047 / 33
Turtle Wars: Episode II. The Tortoise Strikes Back at 15K:
37) Dude OhioWalker ..........14351 / 22
39) Darth Polo .......................14073 / 11
The Great 10K CountDown:
59) Crazee ..............................10017 / 90
60) Simon Crooke .................9807 / 83
62) Baldy18 ............................9625 / 22
65) Conjur ...............................9056 / 45
66) EvilWobbles ....................8731 / 56
Race to 6000:
94) mucman ............................5945 / 16
98) Eltano1 ..............................5843 / 23
100)Swanny ..............................5797 / 19
110)thecool1 ............................5144 / 6
113)minendo ...........................4942 / 9
115)Rowdy Ray .......................4834 / 44
117)JimMc ................................4814 / 13
121)paf077 ...............................4483 / 36
Another race to 6000:
105)ledzepp98 .........................5404 / 9
106)TeAm Confused Ai3x .....5372 / 4
Neovan's Scary Halloween Run to 4500:
152)neovan ..............................3296 / 25
164)Tetsuo316 ........................3036 / 14
251)ReaganCRW ...................1835 / 24
Summer Sizzler to 3500:
154)Ishmael2k .........................3245 / 7
156)sukhoi ................................3218 / 0
158)Maggotry ............................3149 / 10
161)pyxis ...................................3081 / 8
164)Tetsuo316 ........................3036 / 14
252)LiveLongAndProsper .....1830 / 61
Can Steve Shoot 2000 WU's by 8/19/2002?:
245)ShotgunSteve ..................1916 / 0
Clash of the Super WU Poopers - Race to Dump 10,000:
EvadMan ...........................3533 / 1 (9797)
PieDerro .........................29891 / 91 (7929)
IJump ..............................18489 / 6 (7759)
Robor ..............................92278 / 163 (7584)
Grant ...............................79898 / 160 (6424)
Hack ................................51615 / 118 (6417)
Captain's Crunch to 3000:
USS Phiton ..........................22392 / 85 (971)
USS Pazoo ............................10688 / 31 (946)
USS Jaws ............................30721 / 61 (869)
USS Guid .............................20867 / 31 (594)
The Federation's Transwarp Traverse - 2500 by 8/4/2002:
The Federation ....................17263 / 51 (1061)
The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500:
The Federation ..................17263 / 51 (1026)
SoulAssassin ....................12750 / 167 (930) :Q:Q
wirelessenabled .................5872 / 28 (922)
EvilWobbles ........................8731 / 56 (897)
WayneS ..............................11701 / 59 (808)
Barbary ...............................25310 / 48 (785)
Yield.....................................14914 / 38 (770)
Conjur ...................................9056 / 45 (738)
lane42 .................................13152 / 25 (713)
GreatWhiteNorth ...............12587 / 23 (652)
ICXRa ....................................5210 / 28 (585)
Basilisk420 ..........................6107 / 29 (535)
Something to 2500:
zodder ...................................14854 / 48 (1060)
Soni .......................................30982 / 46 (850)
DroolMAN! ............................12739 / 38 (752)
Beeker35 .................................877 / 0 (183)
What's 2500 wu's Between Friends?:
WayneS .................................11701 / 59 (1308)
GreatWhiteNorth .................12587 / 23 (1295)
Yield........................................14914 / 38 (1248)
lane42 ...................................13152 / 25 (1231)
cakin ........................................10018 / 0 (987)
crt1530 ..................................11189 / 10 (253)
The Crunch Bunch Munch to 1500:
minendo ................................4942 / 9 (1482)
Swanny ..................................5797 / 19 (1227)
ZeroEffect ............................10141 / 10 (1063)
MaxSiren ................................8628 / 8 (820)
1500 WU Tally Tagger:
Freewolf ................................4248 / 37 (1382)
minendo ...............................4942 / 9 (1267)
micron ...................................3791 / 21 (1048)
migroo ..................................2939 / 23 (943)
IceCreamLtDan ..................6052 / 30 (906)
Race to Crunch 1500 That I Can't Think Of A Name For:
SoulAssassin ....................12750 / 167 (1388) :Q:Q
Polo .....................................14073 / 11 (986)
paf077 ...................................4483 / 36 (781)
Toft / Vold - DK .....................7546 / 25 (716)
DDad's Wonderful Tuff Crabby Ass(imilator) Race to 750:
tuffguy ....................................5812 / 23 (517)
Assimilator1 .........................10336 / 14 (502)
DDad .....................................2669 / 107 (421) :Q:Q
ys ............................................1420 / 7 (296)
ElFenix ..................................7034 / 8 (225)
The Other Team AnandTech SETI 500:
teriba ....................................1975 / 20 (500)
Dazmite ................................3765 / 10 (361)
Adul .........................................591 / 13 (263)
Fingers .................................2611 / 8 (262)
JustStarting .........................1624 / 10 (235)
PhotoLenny .........................3930 / 6 (209)
Team AnandTech SETI 500:
Jwyatt ...................................5254 / 16 (475)
ledzepp98 ...........................5404 / 9 (278)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ........5372 / 4 (275)
Kruptikos .............................2226 / 6 (224)
Emos ...................................2476 / 7 (190)
Lonely Racers:
12) Smokeball......................31982 / 120
13) USS IsOs .......................31437 / 92
34) USS Poop ......................17020 / 12
47) m2kewl ...........................12273 / 90
83) LANMAN ..........................6908 / 330 :Q:Q :Q
84) Slahr Dzhe .......................6838 / 0
93) Maku .................................5992 / 23
122)Serialb ..............................4477 / 10
125)Panhead49 ......................4086 / 85 :Q
192)MoFunk .............................2532 / 41
210)BigFatCow .......................2259 / 20
211)Logix .................................2237 / 4
267)Boogak .............................1700 / 12
271)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
288)marrkks.............................1566 / 21
406)JetsFanatic.......................1016 / 0
733)thawolfman ......................351 / 17
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Milestones achieved on 7/19:
bigwoofer - 11000 (11000)
Crazee - 10000 (10017)
Sammael - 3000 (3017)
TeAm * MoFunk - 2500 (2532)
Strych9 - 1500 (1505)
Grog - 1000 (1001)
GOSHA - 250 (250)
Heifetz - 100 (107)
JamesM3M5 - 100 (103)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
LANMAN - Race to Crunch 1500 That I Can't Think Of A Name For - 7/16/2002
cakin - The Great 10K Countdown - 7/15/2002
Freewolf - Another Race to 4000 - 7/14/2002
Panhead49 - Another Race to 4000 - 7/14/2002
ZeroEffect - The Great 10K Countdown - 7/12/2002
Toft / Vold - DK - The Crunch Bunch Munch to 1500 - 7/11/2002
IJump - IJump's Post Independence Day Bash - 15,000 by 7/11/2002 - 7/11/2002
MoFunk - Team AnandTech SETI 500 - 7/9/2002
Pazoo - The Great 10K Countdown - 7/7/2002
Zodder - Race to Catch the Race Coordinator - 7/6/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
Today, we welcome another AnandTecher into the 10K club. It's none other than Team Anandtech's official insane dude, Crazee. crossing over the morph point to the cheers of his large adoring fan club, Crazee heads over to the awards stand to pick up his tenth golden K Key, the one that opens the door to the gloriously appointed 10K lounge where he will celebrate in style with a first class physics lesson from our lovely and PhD touting race babes. Since our 10K babes haven't had any company since cakin crossed over five days ago, they are quite wound up and looking very much forward to enthralling you with a riveting lecture on black holes and time warps as you relax in the large 10K hottub. Since they're feeling a little frisky, I'd expect a pop quiz if I were you. Congratulations on becoming the 59th Teamer to morph to five digits, Crazee!
Also earning kudos and congrats today is Terrible Teriba who saunters across the finish line in The Other Team AnandTech SETI 500, landing exactly on the 500 wu destination marker. The Terrible One really came into his own during this race, enhancing his production to a degree we've never seen from his fleet before, more than doubling his pre-race levels. So incredible was his rise in the production ranks that his closest competitor was nearly 140 wu's behind when Teriba crossed the finish line! Now it's time to party down with the party babes in the racer's lounge. Head on in, grab a sody pop and settle into the hottub and enjoy the moment, Teriba! Congratulations on an impressive victory!
Causing the fans and the racing officials to sit up and take notice in The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 is SoulAssassin who powerfully pounds 167 packets into tiny particles to earn a double shockie and leap from fourth place into the number two spot directly behind Admiral Engineer. The impressive purge leaves both the Sinister Oscillator and Wirelessenabled spinning along the side of the track, wondering where the sudden tornado came from. In the Captain's Crunch to 3000, Captain Phil has reconnected the disconnected connector junctions between the phase inverted dual elevated warp reducer couplings and the high temperature plasma feed lines to the outside containment nodes along the transwarp guide stems. Finally, the trans-galactic transwarp field stabilized at the same frequency between both engine nacelles and the USS Phiton was able to cover a monster 81 parsecs to wrest first place away from Captain Pazoo.
As he pulled even with JimMc in Another Race to 6000, Rowdy Ray raised the Cane of Flatulence and dealt a nasty bonk to JimMc's nose, causing the poor fellow to shriek in terror and begin searching wildly for the SRL issue gas mask under his rig's pilot seat. Too late! The cane had already done it's damage and JimMc was left coughing and wheezing along the side of the road as Rowdy Ray gunned the red Rascal Rider's engine and surged into sixth place. Next up is another encounter with Minnie Minendo. Some excitement is brewing in DDad's Wonderful Tuff Crabby Ass(imilator) Race to 750 as DDad unloads a monster pile consisting of 107 workunits to bring both Assimilator1 and Tuffie within view. My earlier prognostications that this bracket had become a two man race were obviously made in a drunken stupor. And causing a rumble and a roar, LANMAN dumps a magnificent 330 workunits to create a huge mess in the Lonely Racer's bracket and prompting the call-up of fourteen more SRL cleaning crews. Wow, what a dump!
Advancements among racers on 7/19 include Simon Crooke up 1 to 60, EvilWobbles up 1 to 66, Rowdy Ray up 2 to 115, paf077 up 1 to 121, neovan up 1 to 152, Tetsuo316 up 1 to 164, ReaganCRW up 2 to 251, LiveLongAndProsper up 4 to 252, LANMAN up 3 to 83, MoFunk up 4 to 192, Logix up 1 to 211, marrkks up 2 to 288, thawolfman up 22 to 733.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Race to Catch the Race Coordinator:
37) OhioDude ........................14351 / 22
38) def .....................................14233 / 26
48) Major Tom........................12047 / 33
Turtle Wars: Episode II. The Tortoise Strikes Back at 15K:
37) Dude OhioWalker ..........14351 / 22
39) Darth Polo .......................14073 / 11
The Great 10K CountDown:
59) Crazee ..............................10017 / 90
60) Simon Crooke .................9807 / 83
62) Baldy18 ............................9625 / 22
65) Conjur ...............................9056 / 45
66) EvilWobbles ....................8731 / 56
Race to 6000:
94) mucman ............................5945 / 16
98) Eltano1 ..............................5843 / 23
100)Swanny ..............................5797 / 19
110)thecool1 ............................5144 / 6
113)minendo ...........................4942 / 9
115)Rowdy Ray .......................4834 / 44
117)JimMc ................................4814 / 13
121)paf077 ...............................4483 / 36
Another race to 6000:
105)ledzepp98 .........................5404 / 9
106)TeAm Confused Ai3x .....5372 / 4
Neovan's Scary Halloween Run to 4500:
152)neovan ..............................3296 / 25
164)Tetsuo316 ........................3036 / 14
251)ReaganCRW ...................1835 / 24
Summer Sizzler to 3500:
154)Ishmael2k .........................3245 / 7
156)sukhoi ................................3218 / 0
158)Maggotry ............................3149 / 10
161)pyxis ...................................3081 / 8
164)Tetsuo316 ........................3036 / 14
252)LiveLongAndProsper .....1830 / 61
Can Steve Shoot 2000 WU's by 8/19/2002?:
245)ShotgunSteve ..................1916 / 0
Clash of the Super WU Poopers - Race to Dump 10,000:
EvadMan ...........................3533 / 1 (9797)
PieDerro .........................29891 / 91 (7929)
IJump ..............................18489 / 6 (7759)
Robor ..............................92278 / 163 (7584)
Grant ...............................79898 / 160 (6424)
Hack ................................51615 / 118 (6417)
Captain's Crunch to 3000:
USS Phiton ..........................22392 / 85 (971)
USS Pazoo ............................10688 / 31 (946)
USS Jaws ............................30721 / 61 (869)
USS Guid .............................20867 / 31 (594)
The Federation's Transwarp Traverse - 2500 by 8/4/2002:
The Federation ....................17263 / 51 (1061)
The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500:
The Federation ..................17263 / 51 (1026)
SoulAssassin ....................12750 / 167 (930) :Q:Q
wirelessenabled .................5872 / 28 (922)
EvilWobbles ........................8731 / 56 (897)
WayneS ..............................11701 / 59 (808)
Barbary ...............................25310 / 48 (785)
Yield.....................................14914 / 38 (770)
Conjur ...................................9056 / 45 (738)
lane42 .................................13152 / 25 (713)
GreatWhiteNorth ...............12587 / 23 (652)
ICXRa ....................................5210 / 28 (585)
Basilisk420 ..........................6107 / 29 (535)
Something to 2500:
zodder ...................................14854 / 48 (1060)
Soni .......................................30982 / 46 (850)
DroolMAN! ............................12739 / 38 (752)
Beeker35 .................................877 / 0 (183)
What's 2500 wu's Between Friends?:
WayneS .................................11701 / 59 (1308)
GreatWhiteNorth .................12587 / 23 (1295)
Yield........................................14914 / 38 (1248)
lane42 ...................................13152 / 25 (1231)
cakin ........................................10018 / 0 (987)
crt1530 ..................................11189 / 10 (253)
The Crunch Bunch Munch to 1500:
minendo ................................4942 / 9 (1482)
Swanny ..................................5797 / 19 (1227)
ZeroEffect ............................10141 / 10 (1063)
MaxSiren ................................8628 / 8 (820)
1500 WU Tally Tagger:
Freewolf ................................4248 / 37 (1382)
minendo ...............................4942 / 9 (1267)
micron ...................................3791 / 21 (1048)
migroo ..................................2939 / 23 (943)
IceCreamLtDan ..................6052 / 30 (906)
Race to Crunch 1500 That I Can't Think Of A Name For:
SoulAssassin ....................12750 / 167 (1388) :Q:Q
Polo .....................................14073 / 11 (986)
paf077 ...................................4483 / 36 (781)
Toft / Vold - DK .....................7546 / 25 (716)
DDad's Wonderful Tuff Crabby Ass(imilator) Race to 750:
tuffguy ....................................5812 / 23 (517)
Assimilator1 .........................10336 / 14 (502)
DDad .....................................2669 / 107 (421) :Q:Q
ys ............................................1420 / 7 (296)
ElFenix ..................................7034 / 8 (225)
The Other Team AnandTech SETI 500:
teriba ....................................1975 / 20 (500)
Dazmite ................................3765 / 10 (361)
Adul .........................................591 / 13 (263)
Fingers .................................2611 / 8 (262)
JustStarting .........................1624 / 10 (235)
PhotoLenny .........................3930 / 6 (209)
Team AnandTech SETI 500:
Jwyatt ...................................5254 / 16 (475)
ledzepp98 ...........................5404 / 9 (278)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ........5372 / 4 (275)
Kruptikos .............................2226 / 6 (224)
Emos ...................................2476 / 7 (190)
Lonely Racers:
12) Smokeball......................31982 / 120
13) USS IsOs .......................31437 / 92
34) USS Poop ......................17020 / 12
47) m2kewl ...........................12273 / 90
83) LANMAN ..........................6908 / 330 :Q:Q :Q
84) Slahr Dzhe .......................6838 / 0
93) Maku .................................5992 / 23
122)Serialb ..............................4477 / 10
125)Panhead49 ......................4086 / 85 :Q
192)MoFunk .............................2532 / 41
210)BigFatCow .......................2259 / 20
211)Logix .................................2237 / 4
267)Boogak .............................1700 / 12
271)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
288)marrkks.............................1566 / 21
406)JetsFanatic.......................1016 / 0
733)thawolfman ......................351 / 17
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Milestones achieved on 7/19:
bigwoofer - 11000 (11000)
Crazee - 10000 (10017)
Sammael - 3000 (3017)
TeAm * MoFunk - 2500 (2532)
Strych9 - 1500 (1505)
Grog - 1000 (1001)
GOSHA - 250 (250)
Heifetz - 100 (107)
JamesM3M5 - 100 (103)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
LANMAN - Race to Crunch 1500 That I Can't Think Of A Name For - 7/16/2002
cakin - The Great 10K Countdown - 7/15/2002
Freewolf - Another Race to 4000 - 7/14/2002
Panhead49 - Another Race to 4000 - 7/14/2002
ZeroEffect - The Great 10K Countdown - 7/12/2002
Toft / Vold - DK - The Crunch Bunch Munch to 1500 - 7/11/2002
IJump - IJump's Post Independence Day Bash - 15,000 by 7/11/2002 - 7/11/2002
MoFunk - Team AnandTech SETI 500 - 7/9/2002
Pazoo - The Great 10K Countdown - 7/7/2002
Zodder - Race to Catch the Race Coordinator - 7/6/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
Today, we welcome another AnandTecher into the 10K club. It's none other than Team Anandtech's official insane dude, Crazee. crossing over the morph point to the cheers of his large adoring fan club, Crazee heads over to the awards stand to pick up his tenth golden K Key, the one that opens the door to the gloriously appointed 10K lounge where he will celebrate in style with a first class physics lesson from our lovely and PhD touting race babes. Since our 10K babes haven't had any company since cakin crossed over five days ago, they are quite wound up and looking very much forward to enthralling you with a riveting lecture on black holes and time warps as you relax in the large 10K hottub. Since they're feeling a little frisky, I'd expect a pop quiz if I were you. Congratulations on becoming the 59th Teamer to morph to five digits, Crazee!
Also earning kudos and congrats today is Terrible Teriba who saunters across the finish line in The Other Team AnandTech SETI 500, landing exactly on the 500 wu destination marker. The Terrible One really came into his own during this race, enhancing his production to a degree we've never seen from his fleet before, more than doubling his pre-race levels. So incredible was his rise in the production ranks that his closest competitor was nearly 140 wu's behind when Teriba crossed the finish line! Now it's time to party down with the party babes in the racer's lounge. Head on in, grab a sody pop and settle into the hottub and enjoy the moment, Teriba! Congratulations on an impressive victory!
Causing the fans and the racing officials to sit up and take notice in The Star-Studded Stellar Cluster Crunch to 2500 is SoulAssassin who powerfully pounds 167 packets into tiny particles to earn a double shockie and leap from fourth place into the number two spot directly behind Admiral Engineer. The impressive purge leaves both the Sinister Oscillator and Wirelessenabled spinning along the side of the track, wondering where the sudden tornado came from. In the Captain's Crunch to 3000, Captain Phil has reconnected the disconnected connector junctions between the phase inverted dual elevated warp reducer couplings and the high temperature plasma feed lines to the outside containment nodes along the transwarp guide stems. Finally, the trans-galactic transwarp field stabilized at the same frequency between both engine nacelles and the USS Phiton was able to cover a monster 81 parsecs to wrest first place away from Captain Pazoo.
As he pulled even with JimMc in Another Race to 6000, Rowdy Ray raised the Cane of Flatulence and dealt a nasty bonk to JimMc's nose, causing the poor fellow to shriek in terror and begin searching wildly for the SRL issue gas mask under his rig's pilot seat. Too late! The cane had already done it's damage and JimMc was left coughing and wheezing along the side of the road as Rowdy Ray gunned the red Rascal Rider's engine and surged into sixth place. Next up is another encounter with Minnie Minendo. Some excitement is brewing in DDad's Wonderful Tuff Crabby Ass(imilator) Race to 750 as DDad unloads a monster pile consisting of 107 workunits to bring both Assimilator1 and Tuffie within view. My earlier prognostications that this bracket had become a two man race were obviously made in a drunken stupor. And causing a rumble and a roar, LANMAN dumps a magnificent 330 workunits to create a huge mess in the Lonely Racer's bracket and prompting the call-up of fourteen more SRL cleaning crews. Wow, what a dump!
Advancements among racers on 7/19 include Simon Crooke up 1 to 60, EvilWobbles up 1 to 66, Rowdy Ray up 2 to 115, paf077 up 1 to 121, neovan up 1 to 152, Tetsuo316 up 1 to 164, ReaganCRW up 2 to 251, LiveLongAndProsper up 4 to 252, LANMAN up 3 to 83, MoFunk up 4 to 192, Logix up 1 to 211, marrkks up 2 to 288, thawolfman up 22 to 733.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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