<dramatic pause> Let's get ready to RRRRRUUUUUMMMMMBBBBBLLLLLEEEEE!!!!!!! <the crowd goes nuts>
And lastly... (What's he doing here?!?) in the center of the ring... (Is that who I think it is?!?) Averaging 15 wu's per day, but not afraid of ANYBODY, the infamous masked avenger... EeeeevaaaaderMannnnnn! <The women in the crowd faint and the men weep. Everybody loves an underdog.>
PS - In the interest of fairness, the racing judges have given EvaderMan a 9,348 wu head start...
