Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
42) IJump ...............................12214 / 62
Race to Catch the Race Coordinator:
35) OhioDude ........................13681 / 18
36) zodder ..............................13178 / 59
39) def .....................................12962 / 50
49) Major Tom........................10975 / 14
Turtle Wars: Episode II. The Tortoise Strikes Back at 15K:
35) Dude OhioWalker ..........13681 / 18
37) Darth Polo .......................13095 / 8
The Great 10K CountDown:
54) Assimilator1 ....................9834 / 36
56) m2kewl .............................9722 / 93 :Q
57) ZeroEffect .........................9700 / 17
60) cakin .................................9075 / 44
61) pazoo ................................9061 / 56
62) Baldy18 ............................8819 / 25
70) Crazee ..............................7894 / 67
Race to 9000:
62) Baldy18 ............................8819 / 25
66) MaxSiren ..........................8405 / 13
Race to 6000:
93) mucman ............................5429 / 14
97) Eltano1 ..............................5281 / 18
98) Swanny ..............................5243 / 20
105)thecool1 ............................4891 / 13
113)minendo ...........................4458 / 21
114)JimMc ................................4400 / 14
125)paf077 ...............................3732 / 30
Another race to 6000:
99) ledzepp98 .........................5142 / 8
100)TeAm Confused Ai3x .....5100 / 1
Another Race to 4000:
126)PhotoLenny ......................3721 / 8
133)Panhead49 ......................3624 / 13
145)Freewolf ............................3263 / 28
148)Ammocan .........................3202 / 16
May Mauling to 3500:
158)Ishmael2k ........................2983 / 0
159)Nemur ...............................2941 / 0
166)pyxis ..................................2861 / 3
167)Maggotry ...........................2849 / 10
Clash of the Super WU Poopers - Race to Dump 10,000:
EvadMan ...........................3315 / 8 (9579)
Cygor & Cobra ..............66080 / 3 (7773)
PieDerro .........................25596 / 214 (3634)
Robor ..............................87504 / 166 (2810)
Grant ...............................76025 / 124 (2551)
Hack ................................47611 / 158 (2413)
IJump ..............................12214 / 62 (1484)
The Crunch Bunch Munch to 1500: <------------------------- Look at Rowdy Ray go!
Toft / Vold - DK ......................6843 / 13 (1021)
Rowdy Ray ............................3682 / 32 (1016)
minendo ................................4458 / 21 (998)
Swanny ..................................5243 / 20 (673)
ZeroEffect ..............................9700 / 17 (622)
MaxSiren ................................8405 / 13 (597)
1500 WU Tally Tagger:
minendo ...............................4458 / 21 (783)
migroo ..................................2499 / 18 (503)
micron ...................................3227 / 19 (484)
IceCreamLtDan ..................5626 / 15 (480)
Freewolf ................................3263 / 28 (397)
What's 1500 wu's Between Friends?:
GreatWhiteNorth .................11349 / 57 (57)
Yield........................................13711 / 45 (45)
cakin ........................................9075 / 44 (44)
WayneS .................................10434 / 41 (41)
lane42 ...................................11961 / 40 (40)
crt1530 ..................................10951 / 15 (15)
Race to Crunch 1500 That I Can't Think Of A Name For:
LANMAN ................................4901 / 42 (42)
paf077 ...................................3732 / 30 (30)
SoulAssassin ....................11379 / 17 (17)
Toft / Vold - DK .....................6843 / 13 (13)
Polo .....................................13095 / 8 (8)
Team AnandTech SETI 500:
Jwyatt ...................................4808 / 13 (29)
Kruptikos .............................2023 / 13 (21)
ledzepp98 ...........................5142 / 8 (16)
Emos ...................................2300 / 6 (14)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ........5100 / 1 (3)
MoFunk ................................1676 / 0 (0)
Lonely Racers:
15) Smokeball........................28666 / 115
16) USS IsOs ........................28577 / 109
29) USS Guid .......................19631 / 69
32) USS Poop ......................16690 / 9
46) DroolMAN! ......................11394 / 49
74) EvilWobbles .....................7375 / 41
79) Slahr Dzhe .......................6706 / 4
94) Maku .................................5326 / 17
117)wirelessenabled .............4358 / 50
118)Serialb ..............................4218 / 9
120)ICXRa ................................4166 / 43
153)sukhoi ...............................3033 / 7
171)neovan ..............................2756 / 1
191)Bleep .................................2419 / 7
208)Logix ..................................2180 / 3
214)BigFatCow .......................2030 / 0
232)ShotgunSteve ..................1877 / 0
259)Boogak ..............................1639 / 3
261)SpookyFish .......................1614 / 1
357)marrkks..............................1096 / 14
388)JetsFanatic........................1006 / 2
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Milestones achieved on 6/20:
Grant - 76000 (76025)
Rattledagger - 2000 (2377)
Nemesis77 - 1000 (1005)
ssammy - 1000 (1002)
jetskr9 - 500 (506)
Mika Oila - 500 (500)
NOX - 250 (373)
Idoxash - 250 (259)
Baker-Tech - 250 (255)
Skrill - 100 (106)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
cakin - Race to 9000 - 6/20/2002
pazoo - Race to 9000 - 6/20/2002
ICXRa - Another Race to 4000 - 6/18/2002
frglss - Team AnandTech SETI 1000 - 6/15/2002
wirelessenabled - Wireless Dazzler to 4000 - 6/14/2002
EvilWobbles - Race to 7000 - 6/10/2002
crazee - Race to 7000 - 6/9/2002
Serialb - Race to 4000 - 6/7/2002
JetsFanatic - Seti 1000 - 6/6/2002
bbarnes - May Mauling at 3500 - 6/3/2002
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We have two more new crunchfests on the docket this morning and two more new rookie drivers joining the SRL as well. Assembling for a short drag race for mid-level munchers to 1500 wu's are veteran racers GreatWhiteNorth, Yield (whose fans once again pilfer all the street signs near the race track), Makin' Bacon cakin, lane42, and crt1530. Also entering into the fray is a first time racer but long-time TA-Seti member, WayneS. Quick out of the gate, GWN leads the pack into the first turn with 57 followed 12 wu's back by Yield with cakin a short two more to his rear. Running in fourth place is the newcomer WayneS, showing no signs of any rookie jitters in the early going with 41 which is one more than the tally turned in by lane42. Stumbling out of the gate with 15, crt1530 brings up the rear. In a race entitled What's 1500 wu's Between Friends?, we'll just see how many of these racers remain friends after the knock-down drag-out fight this quick contest promises to be draws to a close.
I ran out of clever juice so the next new race on the docket this morning is entitled the Race to Crunch 1500 That I Can't Think Of A Name For. This bracket also sports a star-studded line-up of racing veterans along with another rookie racer. Exploding out of the gate this morning is the aforementioned rookie racer, LANMAN who has been stomping around the forums for many years but is just now making his auspicious SRL debut with 42 dingers right out of the gate. Settling into the second position with 30 is our Canadian friend paf077 who decides to double-dip in a drag race along with his traditional race to 6000. The Assassin rejoins active competition, crunching up 17 wu's to lay claim to the third spot and the team of Great Danes, Toft / Vold - DK wrestle with a balky queue with 13 to land in the fourth spot after one day of racing. Bringing up the rear, but not for long, is the triple dipping Frenchman riding the big tortoise, Polo, who I believe is just about ready to purge a queue and generate one of his patented high-powered Turtle Dumps. Good luck, gentlemen!
I can feel the heat to my rear and it's not because of the Jalapeno peppers I had with my chicken quesadillas last night. Gaining ground on my aft at a frightening pace is Sheriff Zod, now only 503 wu's behind in the Race to Catch the Race Coordinator. By my latest calculations, barring a miracle, I have about 17 days until Zappin' Zod runs me over. (Gee, I hope that Cray T3E-1350 I just ordered comes in in time!) M2kewl is way cool in The Great 10K CountDown as he knocks down a titanesque 93 :Q to smoke passed ZeroEffect and pull to within 112 wu's of Assimilator1 who raises a few eyebrows himself with a nifty 36. Meanwhile, Eltano1 and Swanny are two of the movers and shakers in the Race to 6000, stomping up 18 and 20 wu's respectively to continue their hot pursuit of the mucster who cruises right around 150 wu's ahead. It might be time to put on the assimilatin' shoes, mucman. And in a strange twist of packets, Cygor & Cobra dump three :Q wu's for the day in the Clash of the Super WU Poopers. I'm guessing that one of the high-pressure wu conduits inside the mashing machinery sprung a small leak around one of the queue seals...
Advancements among racers on 6/20 include def up 1 to 39, m2kewl up 1 to 56, JimMc up 1 to 114, paf077 up 3 to 125, Panhead49 up 1 to 133, DroolMAN! up 1 to 46, marrkks up 2 to 357.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
42) IJump ...............................12214 / 62
Race to Catch the Race Coordinator:
35) OhioDude ........................13681 / 18
36) zodder ..............................13178 / 59
39) def .....................................12962 / 50
49) Major Tom........................10975 / 14
Turtle Wars: Episode II. The Tortoise Strikes Back at 15K:
35) Dude OhioWalker ..........13681 / 18
37) Darth Polo .......................13095 / 8
The Great 10K CountDown:
54) Assimilator1 ....................9834 / 36
56) m2kewl .............................9722 / 93 :Q
57) ZeroEffect .........................9700 / 17
60) cakin .................................9075 / 44
61) pazoo ................................9061 / 56
62) Baldy18 ............................8819 / 25
70) Crazee ..............................7894 / 67
Race to 9000:
62) Baldy18 ............................8819 / 25
66) MaxSiren ..........................8405 / 13
Race to 6000:
93) mucman ............................5429 / 14
97) Eltano1 ..............................5281 / 18
98) Swanny ..............................5243 / 20
105)thecool1 ............................4891 / 13
113)minendo ...........................4458 / 21
114)JimMc ................................4400 / 14
125)paf077 ...............................3732 / 30
Another race to 6000:
99) ledzepp98 .........................5142 / 8
100)TeAm Confused Ai3x .....5100 / 1
Another Race to 4000:
126)PhotoLenny ......................3721 / 8
133)Panhead49 ......................3624 / 13
145)Freewolf ............................3263 / 28
148)Ammocan .........................3202 / 16
May Mauling to 3500:
158)Ishmael2k ........................2983 / 0
159)Nemur ...............................2941 / 0
166)pyxis ..................................2861 / 3
167)Maggotry ...........................2849 / 10
Clash of the Super WU Poopers - Race to Dump 10,000:
EvadMan ...........................3315 / 8 (9579)
Cygor & Cobra ..............66080 / 3 (7773)
PieDerro .........................25596 / 214 (3634)
Robor ..............................87504 / 166 (2810)
Grant ...............................76025 / 124 (2551)
Hack ................................47611 / 158 (2413)
IJump ..............................12214 / 62 (1484)
The Crunch Bunch Munch to 1500: <------------------------- Look at Rowdy Ray go!
Toft / Vold - DK ......................6843 / 13 (1021)
Rowdy Ray ............................3682 / 32 (1016)
minendo ................................4458 / 21 (998)
Swanny ..................................5243 / 20 (673)
ZeroEffect ..............................9700 / 17 (622)
MaxSiren ................................8405 / 13 (597)
1500 WU Tally Tagger:
minendo ...............................4458 / 21 (783)
migroo ..................................2499 / 18 (503)
micron ...................................3227 / 19 (484)
IceCreamLtDan ..................5626 / 15 (480)
Freewolf ................................3263 / 28 (397)
What's 1500 wu's Between Friends?:
GreatWhiteNorth .................11349 / 57 (57)
Yield........................................13711 / 45 (45)
cakin ........................................9075 / 44 (44)
WayneS .................................10434 / 41 (41)
lane42 ...................................11961 / 40 (40)
crt1530 ..................................10951 / 15 (15)
Race to Crunch 1500 That I Can't Think Of A Name For:
LANMAN ................................4901 / 42 (42)
paf077 ...................................3732 / 30 (30)
SoulAssassin ....................11379 / 17 (17)
Toft / Vold - DK .....................6843 / 13 (13)
Polo .....................................13095 / 8 (8)
Team AnandTech SETI 500:
Jwyatt ...................................4808 / 13 (29)
Kruptikos .............................2023 / 13 (21)
ledzepp98 ...........................5142 / 8 (16)
Emos ...................................2300 / 6 (14)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ........5100 / 1 (3)
MoFunk ................................1676 / 0 (0)
Lonely Racers:
15) Smokeball........................28666 / 115
16) USS IsOs ........................28577 / 109
29) USS Guid .......................19631 / 69
32) USS Poop ......................16690 / 9
46) DroolMAN! ......................11394 / 49
74) EvilWobbles .....................7375 / 41
79) Slahr Dzhe .......................6706 / 4
94) Maku .................................5326 / 17
117)wirelessenabled .............4358 / 50
118)Serialb ..............................4218 / 9
120)ICXRa ................................4166 / 43
153)sukhoi ...............................3033 / 7
171)neovan ..............................2756 / 1
191)Bleep .................................2419 / 7
208)Logix ..................................2180 / 3
214)BigFatCow .......................2030 / 0
232)ShotgunSteve ..................1877 / 0
259)Boogak ..............................1639 / 3
261)SpookyFish .......................1614 / 1
357)marrkks..............................1096 / 14
388)JetsFanatic........................1006 / 2
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Milestones achieved on 6/20:
Grant - 76000 (76025)
Rattledagger - 2000 (2377)
Nemesis77 - 1000 (1005)
ssammy - 1000 (1002)
jetskr9 - 500 (506)
Mika Oila - 500 (500)
NOX - 250 (373)
Idoxash - 250 (259)
Baker-Tech - 250 (255)
Skrill - 100 (106)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
cakin - Race to 9000 - 6/20/2002
pazoo - Race to 9000 - 6/20/2002
ICXRa - Another Race to 4000 - 6/18/2002
frglss - Team AnandTech SETI 1000 - 6/15/2002
wirelessenabled - Wireless Dazzler to 4000 - 6/14/2002
EvilWobbles - Race to 7000 - 6/10/2002
crazee - Race to 7000 - 6/9/2002
Serialb - Race to 4000 - 6/7/2002
JetsFanatic - Seti 1000 - 6/6/2002
bbarnes - May Mauling at 3500 - 6/3/2002
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We have two more new crunchfests on the docket this morning and two more new rookie drivers joining the SRL as well. Assembling for a short drag race for mid-level munchers to 1500 wu's are veteran racers GreatWhiteNorth, Yield (whose fans once again pilfer all the street signs near the race track), Makin' Bacon cakin, lane42, and crt1530. Also entering into the fray is a first time racer but long-time TA-Seti member, WayneS. Quick out of the gate, GWN leads the pack into the first turn with 57 followed 12 wu's back by Yield with cakin a short two more to his rear. Running in fourth place is the newcomer WayneS, showing no signs of any rookie jitters in the early going with 41 which is one more than the tally turned in by lane42. Stumbling out of the gate with 15, crt1530 brings up the rear. In a race entitled What's 1500 wu's Between Friends?, we'll just see how many of these racers remain friends after the knock-down drag-out fight this quick contest promises to be draws to a close.
I ran out of clever juice so the next new race on the docket this morning is entitled the Race to Crunch 1500 That I Can't Think Of A Name For. This bracket also sports a star-studded line-up of racing veterans along with another rookie racer. Exploding out of the gate this morning is the aforementioned rookie racer, LANMAN who has been stomping around the forums for many years but is just now making his auspicious SRL debut with 42 dingers right out of the gate. Settling into the second position with 30 is our Canadian friend paf077 who decides to double-dip in a drag race along with his traditional race to 6000. The Assassin rejoins active competition, crunching up 17 wu's to lay claim to the third spot and the team of Great Danes, Toft / Vold - DK wrestle with a balky queue with 13 to land in the fourth spot after one day of racing. Bringing up the rear, but not for long, is the triple dipping Frenchman riding the big tortoise, Polo, who I believe is just about ready to purge a queue and generate one of his patented high-powered Turtle Dumps. Good luck, gentlemen!
I can feel the heat to my rear and it's not because of the Jalapeno peppers I had with my chicken quesadillas last night. Gaining ground on my aft at a frightening pace is Sheriff Zod, now only 503 wu's behind in the Race to Catch the Race Coordinator. By my latest calculations, barring a miracle, I have about 17 days until Zappin' Zod runs me over. (Gee, I hope that Cray T3E-1350 I just ordered comes in in time!) M2kewl is way cool in The Great 10K CountDown as he knocks down a titanesque 93 :Q to smoke passed ZeroEffect and pull to within 112 wu's of Assimilator1 who raises a few eyebrows himself with a nifty 36. Meanwhile, Eltano1 and Swanny are two of the movers and shakers in the Race to 6000, stomping up 18 and 20 wu's respectively to continue their hot pursuit of the mucster who cruises right around 150 wu's ahead. It might be time to put on the assimilatin' shoes, mucman. And in a strange twist of packets, Cygor & Cobra dump three :Q wu's for the day in the Clash of the Super WU Poopers. I'm guessing that one of the high-pressure wu conduits inside the mashing machinery sprung a small leak around one of the queue seals...
Advancements among racers on 6/20 include def up 1 to 39, m2kewl up 1 to 56, JimMc up 1 to 114, paf077 up 3 to 125, Panhead49 up 1 to 133, DroolMAN! up 1 to 46, marrkks up 2 to 357.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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