Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
JW Middleton's Heat Attack Sprint to 35k by 6/1:
9) JW.Middleton ...............34891 / 80
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
22) networkman ..................22057 / 89
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
52) IJump ...............................9820 / 86
Turtle Wars: Episode II. The Tortoise Strikes Back at 15K:
34) USS Ohio .......................13187 / 24
39) USS Tortoise .................12302 / 11
Race to 12,000:
40) zodder ..............................11962 / 33
42) def .....................................11797 / 66
The Great 10K CountDown:
51) Tarca .................................9825 / 66
52) IJump ................................9820 / 86
56) ZeroEffect .........................9291 / 17
Race to 9000:
63) cakin .................................8051 / 36
64) MaxSiren ..........................7992 / 18
65) Baldy18 ............................7890 / 19
68) pazoo ................................7554 / 37
Race to 7000:
77) ElFenix ..............................6552 / 9
78) EvilWobbles .....................6474 / 44
79) Jabroni ..............................6205 / 42
81) Crazee ...............................6110 / 74
Race to 6000:
95) mucman ..........................5078 / 20
99) Eltano1 .............................4882 / 19
101)Swanny .............................4796 / 16
106)thecool1 ............................4601 / 34
112)JimMc ................................4139 / 8
118)minendo ...........................3783 / 59 :Q
146)paf077 ...............................2984 / 13
Race to 4000:
117)Serialb ..............................3854 / 14
195)GolfGeek ..........................2217 / 13
Another Race to 4000:
128)PhotoLenny ......................3520 / 6
141)Panhead49 ......................3088 / 0
151)ICXRa ................................2915 / 59
154)Ammocan .........................2856 / 17
187)Freewolf ............................2392 / 53 :Q
Wireless Dazzler to 4000:
139)wirelessenabled .............3165 / 37
140)Dazmite .............................3098 / 30
May Mauling to 3500:
132)bbarnes ............................3357 / 22
164)Nemur ...............................2776 / 27
165)Ishmael2k ........................2724 / 0
169)pyxis ..................................2643 / 21
172)Maggotry ...........................2618 / 9
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
376)JetsFanatic ..........................982 / 0
442)frglss ....................................762 / 5
Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie:
IBhacknU ..............................42974 / 1198 (3314):Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q
Smokeball ............................25669 / 84 (2719)
PieDerro ...............................19895 / 269 (2513) :Q
USS IsOs ..............................26081 / 122 (1883)
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
SoulAssassin .......................10340 / 28 (2448)
The Crunch Bunch Munch to 1500:
Toft / Vold - DK ......................6169 / 10 (347)
minendo ................................3783 / 59 (323) :Q
Rowdy Ray ............................2964 / 24 (298)
Swanny ..................................4796 / 16 (226)
ZeroEffect ..............................9291 / 17 (213)
MaxSiren ................................7992 / 18 (184)
1500 WU Tally Tagger:
minendo ...............................3783 / 59 (108) :Q
IceCreamLtDan ..................5210 / 19 (64)
migroo ..................................2054 / 11 (58)
micron ...................................2787 / 9 (44)
Freewolf ................................2392 / 53 (-474) :Q
Lonely Racers:
30) USS Guid .......................17973 / 71 :Q
32) USS Poop ......................16373 / 12
44) lane42 .............................10905 / 13
48) GreatWhiteNorth ...........10336 / 30
49) DroolMAN! ......................10166 / 26
50) crt1530 ..............................10058 / 35
66) m2kewl .............................7736 / 24
76) Slahr Dzhe .......................6605 / 7
97) TeAm Confused Ai3x .....4974 / 12
98) ledzepp98 ........................4974 / 9
103)Maku ..................................4762 / 9
105)Jwyatt ................................4604 / 2
114)Karsten .............................4050 / 35
135)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
147)EvadMan ..........................2980 / 14
152)sukhoi ...............................2912 / 4
185)neovan ..............................2426 / 0
198)Bleep .................................2188 / 20
206)Emos .................................2105 / 20
207)Avenger01 ........................2096 / 5
211)Logix ..................................2054 / 8
225)BigFatCow ........................1923 / 3
229)ShotgunSteve ..................1855 / 7
231)Kruptikos ...........................1835 / 6
250)Boogak ..............................1621 / 0
271)SpookyFish .......................1490 / 6
302)teriba ..................................1271 / 6
350)Dingas ...............................1081 / 4
421)Corsairpro ..........................811 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 5/26:
Robor - 83000 (83009)
IBhacknU - 42000 (42974)
IsOs - 26000 (26081)
networkman - 22000 (22057)
SetiCruncher - 1500 (1512)
UNLTuba - 1500 (1502)
Adam Zucker - 1000 (1095)
|M4R10| - 1000 (1016)
Meep Work - 250 (254)
Jaramin - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
def - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/26/2002
soni - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/26/2002
crt1530 - Great 10K Countdown - 5/26/2002
Migroo - 2000 by June 1, 2002 - 5/25/2002
Migroo - The M & M Boys and Some Others Race to Crumch 1000 - 5/25/2002[/b]
DroolMAN - Great 10K Countdown - 5/25/2002
Yield - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/24/2002
networkman - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/20/2002
OhioDude - Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K - 5/20/2002
Evadman - Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist - 5/19/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
Well, so much for a long drawn out battle. The drama and suspense of the Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie was shattered yesterday as the Maui Man prolifically purges nearly 1200 workunits overnight to fly from third place to first, taking the checkered flag and leaving everyone from his competitors to the guy who cleans the toilets in the racer's lounge stunned and muttering non-sensical mumblings in disbelief. The last time we witnessed such magnificent dumpage was when the C & C Wu Factory graced our race thread earlier this year. Leaving the Pie Guy and Commander Smoke hacking on wu fumes and tripping over spent wu cartidges, the Hackster literally leaves sections of the race track burning from the tremendous heat of his thunderous passing. "Wow!" is all that's left to be said. Congratulations, Hackster! That was one impressive purge!
Also achieving his hard-fought goal this morning of 22,000 wu's by June 1st, one of TA-Seti's most respected veterans earns victory kudos and beer as he crosses the finish line in Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002 with four days to spare. If you remember, NWM's original goal was 20,000 but he eschewed that milestone marker, labeling it "whimpy" and "girly", in order to challenge himself to the limit. The new goal required him to average at least 70 wu's per day throughout the duration of his challenge and despite consistent bouts with Berkeley Bandwither Bursitis, NWM was able to keep the fleet humming regardless of the ravages of that insidious disease. On many occasions, his daily tally resided above the eighty wu mark, sometimes even cresting the lofty century tally where only Titans dare tread. Congratulations, networkman! Don't forget to pick up your 22nd :Q K-key. And beer.
To those in the US, have a safe and happy Memorial Day holiday. Please remember what this day is about.
May God bless the memories of the men and women who made the supreme sacrifice to ensure that we may live in liberty.
Freedom is not free.
Advancements among racers on 5/26 include Eltano1 up 1 to 99, minendo up 1 to 118, ICXRa up 2 to 151, Ammocan up 2 to 154, Freewolf up 4 to 187, Dazmite up 1 to 140, pyxis up 2 to 169, TeAm Confused Ai3x up 1 to 97, Maku up 1 to 103, Emos up 2 to 206, Kruptikos up 1 to 231, teriba up 2 to 302.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
JW Middleton's Heat Attack Sprint to 35k by 6/1:
9) JW.Middleton ...............34891 / 80
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
22) networkman ..................22057 / 89
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
52) IJump ...............................9820 / 86
Turtle Wars: Episode II. The Tortoise Strikes Back at 15K:
34) USS Ohio .......................13187 / 24
39) USS Tortoise .................12302 / 11
Race to 12,000:
40) zodder ..............................11962 / 33
42) def .....................................11797 / 66
The Great 10K CountDown:
51) Tarca .................................9825 / 66
52) IJump ................................9820 / 86
56) ZeroEffect .........................9291 / 17
Race to 9000:
63) cakin .................................8051 / 36
64) MaxSiren ..........................7992 / 18
65) Baldy18 ............................7890 / 19
68) pazoo ................................7554 / 37
Race to 7000:
77) ElFenix ..............................6552 / 9
78) EvilWobbles .....................6474 / 44
79) Jabroni ..............................6205 / 42
81) Crazee ...............................6110 / 74
Race to 6000:
95) mucman ..........................5078 / 20
99) Eltano1 .............................4882 / 19
101)Swanny .............................4796 / 16
106)thecool1 ............................4601 / 34
112)JimMc ................................4139 / 8
118)minendo ...........................3783 / 59 :Q
146)paf077 ...............................2984 / 13
Race to 4000:
117)Serialb ..............................3854 / 14
195)GolfGeek ..........................2217 / 13
Another Race to 4000:
128)PhotoLenny ......................3520 / 6
141)Panhead49 ......................3088 / 0
151)ICXRa ................................2915 / 59
154)Ammocan .........................2856 / 17
187)Freewolf ............................2392 / 53 :Q
Wireless Dazzler to 4000:
139)wirelessenabled .............3165 / 37
140)Dazmite .............................3098 / 30
May Mauling to 3500:
132)bbarnes ............................3357 / 22
164)Nemur ...............................2776 / 27
165)Ishmael2k ........................2724 / 0
169)pyxis ..................................2643 / 21
172)Maggotry ...........................2618 / 9
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
376)JetsFanatic ..........................982 / 0
442)frglss ....................................762 / 5
Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie:
IBhacknU ..............................42974 / 1198 (3314)
:Q:Q:Q:Q:Q:QSmokeball ............................25669 / 84 (2719)
PieDerro ...............................19895 / 269 (2513) :Q
USS IsOs ..............................26081 / 122 (1883)
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
SoulAssassin .......................10340 / 28 (2448)
The Crunch Bunch Munch to 1500:
Toft / Vold - DK ......................6169 / 10 (347)
minendo ................................3783 / 59 (323) :Q
Rowdy Ray ............................2964 / 24 (298)
Swanny ..................................4796 / 16 (226)
ZeroEffect ..............................9291 / 17 (213)
MaxSiren ................................7992 / 18 (184)
1500 WU Tally Tagger:
minendo ...............................3783 / 59 (108) :Q
IceCreamLtDan ..................5210 / 19 (64)
migroo ..................................2054 / 11 (58)
micron ...................................2787 / 9 (44)
Freewolf ................................2392 / 53 (-474) :Q
Lonely Racers:
30) USS Guid .......................17973 / 71 :Q
32) USS Poop ......................16373 / 12
44) lane42 .............................10905 / 13
48) GreatWhiteNorth ...........10336 / 30
49) DroolMAN! ......................10166 / 26
50) crt1530 ..............................10058 / 35
66) m2kewl .............................7736 / 24
76) Slahr Dzhe .......................6605 / 7
97) TeAm Confused Ai3x .....4974 / 12
98) ledzepp98 ........................4974 / 9
103)Maku ..................................4762 / 9
105)Jwyatt ................................4604 / 2
114)Karsten .............................4050 / 35
135)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
147)EvadMan ..........................2980 / 14
152)sukhoi ...............................2912 / 4
185)neovan ..............................2426 / 0
198)Bleep .................................2188 / 20
206)Emos .................................2105 / 20
207)Avenger01 ........................2096 / 5
211)Logix ..................................2054 / 8
225)BigFatCow ........................1923 / 3
229)ShotgunSteve ..................1855 / 7
231)Kruptikos ...........................1835 / 6
250)Boogak ..............................1621 / 0
271)SpookyFish .......................1490 / 6
302)teriba ..................................1271 / 6
350)Dingas ...............................1081 / 4
421)Corsairpro ..........................811 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 5/26:
Robor - 83000 (83009)
IBhacknU - 42000 (42974)
IsOs - 26000 (26081)
networkman - 22000 (22057)
SetiCruncher - 1500 (1512)
UNLTuba - 1500 (1502)
Adam Zucker - 1000 (1095)
|M4R10| - 1000 (1016)
Meep Work - 250 (254)
Jaramin - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
def - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/26/2002
soni - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/26/2002
crt1530 - Great 10K Countdown - 5/26/2002
Migroo - 2000 by June 1, 2002 - 5/25/2002
Migroo - The M & M Boys and Some Others Race to Crumch 1000 - 5/25/2002[/b]
DroolMAN - Great 10K Countdown - 5/25/2002
Yield - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/24/2002
networkman - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/20/2002
OhioDude - Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K - 5/20/2002
Evadman - Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist - 5/19/2002
_______________________________________
Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
Well, so much for a long drawn out battle. The drama and suspense of the Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie was shattered yesterday as the Maui Man prolifically purges nearly 1200 workunits overnight to fly from third place to first, taking the checkered flag and leaving everyone from his competitors to the guy who cleans the toilets in the racer's lounge stunned and muttering non-sensical mumblings in disbelief. The last time we witnessed such magnificent dumpage was when the C & C Wu Factory graced our race thread earlier this year. Leaving the Pie Guy and Commander Smoke hacking on wu fumes and tripping over spent wu cartidges, the Hackster literally leaves sections of the race track burning from the tremendous heat of his thunderous passing. "Wow!" is all that's left to be said. Congratulations, Hackster! That was one impressive purge!
Also achieving his hard-fought goal this morning of 22,000 wu's by June 1st, one of TA-Seti's most respected veterans earns victory kudos and beer as he crosses the finish line in Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002 with four days to spare. If you remember, NWM's original goal was 20,000 but he eschewed that milestone marker, labeling it "whimpy" and "girly", in order to challenge himself to the limit. The new goal required him to average at least 70 wu's per day throughout the duration of his challenge and despite consistent bouts with Berkeley Bandwither Bursitis, NWM was able to keep the fleet humming regardless of the ravages of that insidious disease. On many occasions, his daily tally resided above the eighty wu mark, sometimes even cresting the lofty century tally where only Titans dare tread. Congratulations, networkman! Don't forget to pick up your 22nd :Q K-key. And beer.
To those in the US, have a safe and happy Memorial Day holiday. Please remember what this day is about.
May God bless the memories of the men and women who made the supreme sacrifice to ensure that we may live in liberty.
Freedom is not free.
Advancements among racers on 5/26 include Eltano1 up 1 to 99, minendo up 1 to 118, ICXRa up 2 to 151, Ammocan up 2 to 154, Freewolf up 4 to 187, Dazmite up 1 to 140, pyxis up 2 to 169, TeAm Confused Ai3x up 1 to 97, Maku up 1 to 103, Emos up 2 to 206, Kruptikos up 1 to 231, teriba up 2 to 302.
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God Bless America!
_______________________________________
Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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