Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
JW Middleton's Heat Attack Sprint to 35k by 6/1:
9) JW.Middleton ...............34811 / 90
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
22) networkman ..................21968 / 28
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
52) IJump ...............................9734 / 47
Turtle Wars: Episode II. The Tortoise Strikes Back at 15K:
34) USS Ohio .......................13163 / 23
39) USS Tortoise .................12291 / 16
Race to 12,000:
40) zodder ..............................11929 / 24
42) def .....................................11731 / 102 :Q
The Great 10K CountDown:
50) crt1530 ..............................10023 / 25
51) Tarca .................................9759 / 54
52) IJump ................................9734 / 47
56) ZeroEffect .........................9274 / 29
Race to 9000:
63) cakin .................................8015 / 39
64) MaxSiren ..........................7974 / 13
65) Baldy18 ............................7871 / 10
68) pazoo ................................7517 / 35
Race to 7000:
77) ElFenix ..............................6543 / 17
78) EvilWobbles .....................6430 / 46
79) Jabroni ..............................6163 / 28
81) Crazee ...............................6036 / 66
Race to 6000:
95) mucman ..........................5058 / 12
100)Eltano1 .............................4863 / 40
101)Swanny .............................4780 / 35
106)thecool1 ............................4567 / 2
112)JimMc ................................4131 / 2
119)minendo ...........................3724 / 24
146)paf077 ...............................2971 / 16
Race to 4000:
117)Serialb ..............................3840 / 17
195)GolfGeek ..........................2204 / 7
Another Race to 4000:
128)PhotoLenny ......................3514 / 6
140)Panhead49 ......................3088 / 0
153)ICXRa ................................2856 / 69 :Q
156)Ammocan .........................2839 / 6
191)Freewolf ............................2339 / 32
Wireless Dazzler to 4000:
139)wirelessenabled .............3128 / 34
141)Dazmite .............................3068 / 12
May Mauling to 3500:
132)bbarnes ............................3335 / 20
164)Nemur ...............................2749 / 0
165)Ishmael2k ........................2724 / 0
171)pyxis ..................................2622 / 5
172)Maggotry ...........................2609 / 4
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
374)JetsFanatic ..........................982 / 0
442)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie:
Smokeball ............................25585 / 438 (2635) :Q:Q
PieDerro ...............................19626 / 245 (2244) :Q
IBhacknU ..............................41776 / 434 (2116) :Q:Q
USS IsOs ..............................25959 / 88 (1761)
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
def ..........................................11731 / 102 (2590)
soni ........................................28059 / 38 (2530)
SoulAssassin .......................10312 / 26 (2420)
The Crunch Bunch Munch to 1500:
Toft / Vold - DK ......................6159 / 19 (337)
Rowdy Ray ............................2940 / 27 (274)
minendo ................................3724 / 24 (264)
Swanny ..................................4780 / 35 (210)
ZeroEffect ..............................9274 / 29 (196)
MaxSiren ................................7974 / 13 (166)
1500 WU Tally Tagger:
minendo ...............................3724 / 24 (49)
migroo ..................................2043 / 24 (47)
IceCreamLtDan ..................5191 / 14 (45)
micron ...................................2778 / 13 (35)
Freewolf ................................2339 / 32 (-527)
Lonely Racers:
30) USS Guid .......................17902 / 40
32) USS Poop ......................16361 / 8
44) lane42 .............................10892 / 10
48) GreatWhiteNorth ...........10306 / 27
49) DroolMAN! ......................10140 / 26
66) m2kewl .............................7712 / 27
76) Slahr Dzhe .......................6598 / 2
97) ledzepp98 ........................4965 / 6
98) TeAm Confused Ai3x ....4962 / 3
104)Maku ..................................4753 / 4
105)Jwyatt ................................4602 / 2
114)Karsten .............................4015 / 39
135)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
147) EvadMan .........................2966 / 13
151)sukhoi ...............................2908 / 3
185)neovan ..............................2426 / 0
198)Bleep .................................2168 / 0
206)Avenger01 ........................2091 / 2
208)Emos .................................2085 / 7
211)Logix ..................................2046 / 3
224)BigFatCow ........................1920 / 3
229)ShotgunSteve ..................1848 / 3
232)Kruptikos ...........................1829 / 8
250)Boogak ..............................1621 / 0
270)SpookyFish .......................1484 / 1
304)teriba ..................................1265 / 8
349)Dingas ...............................1077 / 1
420)Corsairpro ..........................811 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 5/25:
crt1530 - 10000 (10023)
Home_of_Akin - 8000 (8015)
Crazee - 6000 (6036)
Karsten - 4000 (4015)
cismaxz - 250 (251)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Migroo - 2000 by June 1, 2002 - 5/25/2002
Migroo - The M & M Boys and Some Others Race to Crumch 1000 - 5/25/2002[/b]
DroolMAN - Great 10K Countdown - 5/25/2002
Yield - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/24/2002
networkman - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/20/2002
OhioDude - Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K - 5/20/2002
Evadman - Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist - 5/19/2002
micron - Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist - 5/18/2002
BigWoofer - The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000 - 5/18/2002
Crazee - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/15/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
It only took one more day for crt1530 to saunter across the finish line to become Team AnandTech's next 10K cracker. Skidding across the line on the still wet track after Droolie's slobbery finish yesterday, crt1530 becomes the 50th Teamer to morph from four digits into five. If you recall, crt took over the lead in the 10K countdown a few weeks earlier and looked to have a clear path ahead until two days ago when Droolie opened the auxilliary flood control gates and powered his way into the number one spot by only a couple of wu's. That left one day of racing for each cruncher to give his all for a final desperate plunge for the checkered flag. Unfortunately for crt, the effort to gain and keep the lead had left the dump coffers nearly dry and his valiant attempt at holding off all that saliva fell just short. No matter, because a 10K morph is an event worth celebrating regardless of when the milestone is reached. Congratulations, crt1530! The babes are waitin'.
Also earning some victory kudos this morning are two racers in The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM. Unfortnately for our beloved Seti stats master soni, two days of hyper-dumps from the defster have left him the unpleasant task of following the powrder blue El Camino and her noxious exahust fumes across the finish line. Two days ago, it looked as though soni had the inside track to be the next to cross in his bracket but, trailing plenty of blue smoke from the old muscle car, def, with the pedal to the metal, handed the Great Dane second place duties at the wire. So both the rogue racer and the stats master get to party down together in the race coordinator's lounge where there's plenty of brewskis and plenty of race babes to go around. Congratulations to both the defster and the Great Dane!
Speaking of hyperdumps, there's lots of dump muscle flexing going on in Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie! Team Smokeball, his troops all marching double-quick, leads his bracket with a suprising 438, four better than the re-vitalized Hackster's 434. With the Pie Guy dumping a powerful 245, poor Izzy finds himself watching his bretheran grow smaller and smaller in the distance. In Another Race to 4000, ICXRa has not let up with the power purges, either. Yesterday's 69 pulls the rookie passed Ammocan and into third place from where he begins an all-out assault on Panhead49's rear flank. In the Race to 6000, the Miami Man Eltano1 let's the mucster now that he is a force to be reckoned with. Trailing the lead workunit evacuator by 195 after the 40 wu dump, Eltano1 hopes to put a little hex on the Canadian's ownership of first place.
Off to visit the relatives. To everybody in the US, have a happy and SAFE memorial day weekend!
Advancements among racers on 5/25 include IJump up 1 to 52, Tarca up 1 to 51, Jabroni up 1 to 79, Crazee up 1 to 81, Swanny up 3 to 101, minendo up 2 to 119, ICXRa up 6 to 153, ledzepp98 up 1 to 97, Karsten up 1 to 114, BigFatCow up 1 to 224, Kruptikos up 1 to 232, teriba up 1 to 304.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
JW Middleton's Heat Attack Sprint to 35k by 6/1:
9) JW.Middleton ...............34811 / 90
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
22) networkman ..................21968 / 28
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
52) IJump ...............................9734 / 47
Turtle Wars: Episode II. The Tortoise Strikes Back at 15K:
34) USS Ohio .......................13163 / 23
39) USS Tortoise .................12291 / 16
Race to 12,000:
40) zodder ..............................11929 / 24
42) def .....................................11731 / 102 :Q
The Great 10K CountDown:
50) crt1530 ..............................10023 / 25
51) Tarca .................................9759 / 54
52) IJump ................................9734 / 47
56) ZeroEffect .........................9274 / 29
Race to 9000:
63) cakin .................................8015 / 39
64) MaxSiren ..........................7974 / 13
65) Baldy18 ............................7871 / 10
68) pazoo ................................7517 / 35
Race to 7000:
77) ElFenix ..............................6543 / 17
78) EvilWobbles .....................6430 / 46
79) Jabroni ..............................6163 / 28
81) Crazee ...............................6036 / 66
Race to 6000:
95) mucman ..........................5058 / 12
100)Eltano1 .............................4863 / 40
101)Swanny .............................4780 / 35
106)thecool1 ............................4567 / 2
112)JimMc ................................4131 / 2
119)minendo ...........................3724 / 24
146)paf077 ...............................2971 / 16
Race to 4000:
117)Serialb ..............................3840 / 17
195)GolfGeek ..........................2204 / 7
Another Race to 4000:
128)PhotoLenny ......................3514 / 6
140)Panhead49 ......................3088 / 0
153)ICXRa ................................2856 / 69 :Q
156)Ammocan .........................2839 / 6
191)Freewolf ............................2339 / 32
Wireless Dazzler to 4000:
139)wirelessenabled .............3128 / 34
141)Dazmite .............................3068 / 12
May Mauling to 3500:
132)bbarnes ............................3335 / 20
164)Nemur ...............................2749 / 0
165)Ishmael2k ........................2724 / 0
171)pyxis ..................................2622 / 5
172)Maggotry ...........................2609 / 4
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
374)JetsFanatic ..........................982 / 0
442)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie:
Smokeball ............................25585 / 438 (2635) :Q:Q
PieDerro ...............................19626 / 245 (2244) :Q
IBhacknU ..............................41776 / 434 (2116) :Q:Q
USS IsOs ..............................25959 / 88 (1761)
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
def ..........................................11731 / 102 (2590)
soni ........................................28059 / 38 (2530)
SoulAssassin .......................10312 / 26 (2420)
The Crunch Bunch Munch to 1500:
Toft / Vold - DK ......................6159 / 19 (337)
Rowdy Ray ............................2940 / 27 (274)
minendo ................................3724 / 24 (264)
Swanny ..................................4780 / 35 (210)
ZeroEffect ..............................9274 / 29 (196)
MaxSiren ................................7974 / 13 (166)
1500 WU Tally Tagger:
minendo ...............................3724 / 24 (49)
migroo ..................................2043 / 24 (47)
IceCreamLtDan ..................5191 / 14 (45)
micron ...................................2778 / 13 (35)
Freewolf ................................2339 / 32 (-527)
Lonely Racers:
30) USS Guid .......................17902 / 40
32) USS Poop ......................16361 / 8
44) lane42 .............................10892 / 10
48) GreatWhiteNorth ...........10306 / 27
49) DroolMAN! ......................10140 / 26
66) m2kewl .............................7712 / 27
76) Slahr Dzhe .......................6598 / 2
97) ledzepp98 ........................4965 / 6
98) TeAm Confused Ai3x ....4962 / 3
104)Maku ..................................4753 / 4
105)Jwyatt ................................4602 / 2
114)Karsten .............................4015 / 39
135)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
147) EvadMan .........................2966 / 13
151)sukhoi ...............................2908 / 3
185)neovan ..............................2426 / 0
198)Bleep .................................2168 / 0
206)Avenger01 ........................2091 / 2
208)Emos .................................2085 / 7
211)Logix ..................................2046 / 3
224)BigFatCow ........................1920 / 3
229)ShotgunSteve ..................1848 / 3
232)Kruptikos ...........................1829 / 8
250)Boogak ..............................1621 / 0
270)SpookyFish .......................1484 / 1
304)teriba ..................................1265 / 8
349)Dingas ...............................1077 / 1
420)Corsairpro ..........................811 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 5/25:
crt1530 - 10000 (10023)
Home_of_Akin - 8000 (8015)
Crazee - 6000 (6036)
Karsten - 4000 (4015)
cismaxz - 250 (251)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Migroo - 2000 by June 1, 2002 - 5/25/2002
Migroo - The M & M Boys and Some Others Race to Crumch 1000 - 5/25/2002[/b]
DroolMAN - Great 10K Countdown - 5/25/2002
Yield - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/24/2002
networkman - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/20/2002
OhioDude - Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K - 5/20/2002
Evadman - Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist - 5/19/2002
micron - Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist - 5/18/2002
BigWoofer - The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000 - 5/18/2002
Crazee - The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM - 5/15/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
It only took one more day for crt1530 to saunter across the finish line to become Team AnandTech's next 10K cracker. Skidding across the line on the still wet track after Droolie's slobbery finish yesterday, crt1530 becomes the 50th Teamer to morph from four digits into five. If you recall, crt took over the lead in the 10K countdown a few weeks earlier and looked to have a clear path ahead until two days ago when Droolie opened the auxilliary flood control gates and powered his way into the number one spot by only a couple of wu's. That left one day of racing for each cruncher to give his all for a final desperate plunge for the checkered flag. Unfortunately for crt, the effort to gain and keep the lead had left the dump coffers nearly dry and his valiant attempt at holding off all that saliva fell just short. No matter, because a 10K morph is an event worth celebrating regardless of when the milestone is reached. Congratulations, crt1530! The babes are waitin'.
Also earning some victory kudos this morning are two racers in The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM. Unfortnately for our beloved Seti stats master soni, two days of hyper-dumps from the defster have left him the unpleasant task of following the powrder blue El Camino and her noxious exahust fumes across the finish line. Two days ago, it looked as though soni had the inside track to be the next to cross in his bracket but, trailing plenty of blue smoke from the old muscle car, def, with the pedal to the metal, handed the Great Dane second place duties at the wire. So both the rogue racer and the stats master get to party down together in the race coordinator's lounge where there's plenty of brewskis and plenty of race babes to go around. Congratulations to both the defster and the Great Dane!
Speaking of hyperdumps, there's lots of dump muscle flexing going on in Race to Crunch 3000 with a Clobbered Pie! Team Smokeball, his troops all marching double-quick, leads his bracket with a suprising 438, four better than the re-vitalized Hackster's 434. With the Pie Guy dumping a powerful 245, poor Izzy finds himself watching his bretheran grow smaller and smaller in the distance. In Another Race to 4000, ICXRa has not let up with the power purges, either. Yesterday's 69 pulls the rookie passed Ammocan and into third place from where he begins an all-out assault on Panhead49's rear flank. In the Race to 6000, the Miami Man Eltano1 let's the mucster now that he is a force to be reckoned with. Trailing the lead workunit evacuator by 195 after the 40 wu dump, Eltano1 hopes to put a little hex on the Canadian's ownership of first place.
Off to visit the relatives. To everybody in the US, have a happy and SAFE memorial day weekend!
Advancements among racers on 5/25 include IJump up 1 to 52, Tarca up 1 to 51, Jabroni up 1 to 79, Crazee up 1 to 81, Swanny up 3 to 101, minendo up 2 to 119, ICXRa up 6 to 153, ledzepp98 up 1 to 97, Karsten up 1 to 114, BigFatCow up 1 to 224, Kruptikos up 1 to 232, teriba up 1 to 304.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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