Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
23) networkman ..................20212 / 67
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
63) IJump ...............................7204 / 146
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
36) USS Ohio .......................12513 / 26
39) USS Tortoise .................11593 / 4
Race to 12,000:
42) zodder ..............................10880 / 52
43) def .....................................10802 / 49
The Great 10K CountDown:
47) SoulAssassin ..................9274 / 30
48) GreatWhiteNorth .............9241 / 40
52) crt1530 ..............................8954 / 32
53) ZeroEffect .........................8783 / 23
54) DroolMAN! ........................8735 / 0
55) Tarca .................................8531 / 25
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
61) Bigwoofer .........................7645 / 87
63) IJump ................................7204 / 146
Kewl's Race to Catch Crabby:
75) ElFenix ...............................6191 / 16
76) m2kewl ..............................6096 / 72
Race to 6000:
98) mucman ..........................4656 / 12
100)Eltano1 .............................4553 / 10
107)Swanny .............................4216 / 19
132)minendo ...........................3129 / 20
Race to 4000:
123)Serialb ..............................3407 / 14
195)GolfGeek ..........................2005 / 10
May 11th Date at 3000:
141)Dazmite .............................2896 / 8
166)JimButts ............................2466 / 4
175)Ammocan .........................2350 / 18
189)wirelessenabled .............2154 / 28
May Mauling to 3500:
142)bbarnes ............................2891 / 16
164)Ishmael2k ........................2483 / 8
165)pyxis ..................................2473 / 9
169)Nemur ...............................2431 / 15
179)Maggotry ...........................2333 / 10
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
252)migroo ................................1543 / 21
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
364)JetsFanatic ..........................935 / 1
412)frglss ....................................757 / 0
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
conjur ......................................5076 / 62 (1709)
def ...........................................10802 / 49 (1661)
Crazee ....................................4282 / 54 (1575)
Yield ......................................11482 / 41 (1457)
SoulAssassin .......................9274 / 30 (1382)
soni .......................................26796 / 29 (1267)
networkman ........................20212 / 67 (1206)
USS Poop ............................16065 / 15 (816)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
Toft / Vold - DK .....................5554 / 28 (1013)
IceCreamLtDan ...................4754 / 15 (770)
EvadMan ...............................2626 / 15 (744)
micron ...................................2343 / 13 (740)
migroo .....................................1543 / 21 (740)
thecool1 ................................4366 / 11 (723)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4737 / 0 (367)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
minendo ...................................3129 / 20 (695)
freewolf .....................................1638 / 37 (661) :Q
migroo ......................................1543 / 21 (532)
ElFenix ......................................6191 / 16 (523)
Lonely Racers:
17) USS IsOs ........................23743 / 92
20) Smokeball ......................22302 / 131
29) USS Guid .......................16667 / 65
32) PieDerro .........................14494 / 91
45) lane42 .............................10027 / 11
62) MaxSiren ..........................7456 / 14
65) Baldy18 .............................7144 / 29
67) cakin ..................................7111 / 44
68) Fardringle ........................7072 / 17
72) Slahr Dzhe ........................6570 / 4
83) EvilWobbles ....................5291 / 29
93) ledzepp98 ........................4766 / 6
101)Maku ..................................4424 / 17
103)Jwyatt ................................4349 / 7
112)JimMc ................................3931 / 13
128)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
130)Karsten .............................3218 / 16
144)sukhoi ...............................2828 / 2
148)Panhead49 ......................2769 / 0
186)paf077 ................................2214 / 13
188)neovan ..............................2183 / 0
203)Emos .................................1964 / 4
214)Bleep .................................1887 / 0
215)Logix ..................................1884 / 6
217)Avenger01 ........................1843 / 13
220)BigFatCow ........................1820 / 0
225)ShotgunSteve ..................1771 / 1
238)Kruptikos ...........................1637 / 8
239)Boogak ..............................1619 / 2
268)SpookyFish .......................1385 / 8
332)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
335)teriba ..................................1053 / 15
409)Corsairpro ..........................767 / 4
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Milestones achieved on 4/28:
Cory - 51000 (51060)
TA Cube - 17000 (17007)
Golfgeek - 2000 (2005)
Reedo - 2000 (2003)
Chalmus - 500 (506)
NimX - 250 (250)
Zim Hosein - 100 (101)
Etxeba - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Cygor & Cobra - Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 31st, 2002 - 4/27/2002
lane42 - Another Race to 8000 - 4/27/2002
Rex - Race to 4000 - 4/26/2002
Crazee - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
Fardringle - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
MaxSiren - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/25/2002
EvilWobbles - Race to 5000 - 4/22/2002
USS Guid - Encounter at FarPoint Outpost - 4/18/2002
ElFenix - Kewl and Crabby Race to 6000 - 4/18/2002
def -Race to 10,000 - 4/15/2002
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The Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist crowns it fourth champion this morning as the team of Great Danes, Toft / Vold - DK cruises across the 1000 wu tally line to earn kudos, congrats, and a new car. Well, maybe not the new car, but you still get the kudos and congrats plus the undying respect and admiration of your adoring teammates. A testament to the competitive nature of this top group of racers is the fact that the first four participants all cross the finish line within two days of each other. Whether it's a first place finish or a fourth place finish, the Tofters and Volders are still champions in the eyes of all. So enjoy your traditional victory brew, a couple of laps around the hottub, and some titillating cerebral conversation with the physics babes. You're in luck, too, because I understand that Monday's the day they prime the linear ion traps with fresh plasma! Congratulations, Toft / Vold - DK!
Speaking of the Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist, what a battle we should all be treated to as the remaining competitors vie to be the next to cross the 1K tally marker! Leading the remaining group is the long-time racing veteran, IcecreamLtDan with a current tally of 770. But following closely behind him at 744 is the Evader himself. But for Evadman, the road ahead will most likely not be an easy one because of the great big bullseye being painted on his rump by both micron and the migrooster who cruise only four workunits behind. As if that's not enough, only 17 workunits further back runs thecool1 at 723, smoothly maneuvering his rigs, deftly looking for a passing lane. The rest of the action promises to be hot and heavy in this crunch fest so grab some popcorn and hide the women and children!
Despite consistently stellar production from the top spot in The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000, Innuendo Minendo has watched his lead shrink to 34 workunits following two magnificent days of dumping by the predatory canid Freewolf. Coming up only three shy this morning of his masterful 40 of yesterday, Freewolf appears rabid and hungry to recover the numero uno position. Spots three and four in this race also warrant a wu watch as only 9 wu's separate migrooster and Crabby. Our other tally crunch, The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM sees little change with conjur still spinning his magic from the lead spot. networkman continues to run in the seven hole but is bearing down in earnest on our other Great Dane, soni, who needs a titanesque blast to remain ahead of the master of local and wide area networking.
Gotta run.
Advancements among racers on 4/28 include IJump up 4 to 63, Tarca up 1 to 55, Serialb up 1 to 123, GolfGeek up 4 to 195, Ammocan up 2 to 175, wirelessenabled up 1 to 189, Nemur up 1 to 169, migroo up 1 to 252, ledzepp98 up 1 to 93, Avenger01 up 1 to 217, SpookyFish up 1 to 268, teriba up 6 to 335.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
23) networkman ..................20212 / 67
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
63) IJump ...............................7204 / 146
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
36) USS Ohio .......................12513 / 26
39) USS Tortoise .................11593 / 4
Race to 12,000:
42) zodder ..............................10880 / 52
43) def .....................................10802 / 49
The Great 10K CountDown:
47) SoulAssassin ..................9274 / 30
48) GreatWhiteNorth .............9241 / 40
52) crt1530 ..............................8954 / 32
53) ZeroEffect .........................8783 / 23
54) DroolMAN! ........................8735 / 0
55) Tarca .................................8531 / 25
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
61) Bigwoofer .........................7645 / 87
63) IJump ................................7204 / 146
Kewl's Race to Catch Crabby:
75) ElFenix ...............................6191 / 16
76) m2kewl ..............................6096 / 72
Race to 6000:
98) mucman ..........................4656 / 12
100)Eltano1 .............................4553 / 10
107)Swanny .............................4216 / 19
132)minendo ...........................3129 / 20
Race to 4000:
123)Serialb ..............................3407 / 14
195)GolfGeek ..........................2005 / 10
May 11th Date at 3000:
141)Dazmite .............................2896 / 8
166)JimButts ............................2466 / 4
175)Ammocan .........................2350 / 18
189)wirelessenabled .............2154 / 28
May Mauling to 3500:
142)bbarnes ............................2891 / 16
164)Ishmael2k ........................2483 / 8
165)pyxis ..................................2473 / 9
169)Nemur ...............................2431 / 15
179)Maggotry ...........................2333 / 10
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
252)migroo ................................1543 / 21
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
364)JetsFanatic ..........................935 / 1
412)frglss ....................................757 / 0
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM:
conjur ......................................5076 / 62 (1709)
def ...........................................10802 / 49 (1661)
Crazee ....................................4282 / 54 (1575)
Yield ......................................11482 / 41 (1457)
SoulAssassin .......................9274 / 30 (1382)
soni .......................................26796 / 29 (1267)
networkman ........................20212 / 67 (1206)
USS Poop ............................16065 / 15 (816)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
Toft / Vold - DK .....................5554 / 28 (1013)
IceCreamLtDan ...................4754 / 15 (770)
EvadMan ...............................2626 / 15 (744)
micron ...................................2343 / 13 (740)
migroo .....................................1543 / 21 (740)
thecool1 ................................4366 / 11 (723)
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4737 / 0 (367)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
minendo ...................................3129 / 20 (695)
freewolf .....................................1638 / 37 (661) :Q
migroo ......................................1543 / 21 (532)
ElFenix ......................................6191 / 16 (523)
Lonely Racers:
17) USS IsOs ........................23743 / 92
20) Smokeball ......................22302 / 131
29) USS Guid .......................16667 / 65
32) PieDerro .........................14494 / 91
45) lane42 .............................10027 / 11
62) MaxSiren ..........................7456 / 14
65) Baldy18 .............................7144 / 29
67) cakin ..................................7111 / 44
68) Fardringle ........................7072 / 17
72) Slahr Dzhe ........................6570 / 4
83) EvilWobbles ....................5291 / 29
93) ledzepp98 ........................4766 / 6
101)Maku ..................................4424 / 17
103)Jwyatt ................................4349 / 7
112)JimMc ................................3931 / 13
128)Electrode ..........................3274 / 0
130)Karsten .............................3218 / 16
144)sukhoi ...............................2828 / 2
148)Panhead49 ......................2769 / 0
186)paf077 ................................2214 / 13
188)neovan ..............................2183 / 0
203)Emos .................................1964 / 4
214)Bleep .................................1887 / 0
215)Logix ..................................1884 / 6
217)Avenger01 ........................1843 / 13
220)BigFatCow ........................1820 / 0
225)ShotgunSteve ..................1771 / 1
238)Kruptikos ...........................1637 / 8
239)Boogak ..............................1619 / 2
268)SpookyFish .......................1385 / 8
332)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
335)teriba ..................................1053 / 15
409)Corsairpro ..........................767 / 4
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Milestones achieved on 4/28:
Cory - 51000 (51060)
TA Cube - 17000 (17007)
Golfgeek - 2000 (2005)
Reedo - 2000 (2003)
Chalmus - 500 (506)
NimX - 250 (250)
Zim Hosein - 100 (101)
Etxeba - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Cygor & Cobra - Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 31st, 2002 - 4/27/2002
lane42 - Another Race to 8000 - 4/27/2002
Rex - Race to 4000 - 4/26/2002
Crazee - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
Fardringle - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/26/2002
MaxSiren - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/25/2002
EvilWobbles - Race to 5000 - 4/22/2002
USS Guid - Encounter at FarPoint Outpost - 4/18/2002
ElFenix - Kewl and Crabby Race to 6000 - 4/18/2002
def -Race to 10,000 - 4/15/2002
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The Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist crowns it fourth champion this morning as the team of Great Danes, Toft / Vold - DK cruises across the 1000 wu tally line to earn kudos, congrats, and a new car. Well, maybe not the new car, but you still get the kudos and congrats plus the undying respect and admiration of your adoring teammates. A testament to the competitive nature of this top group of racers is the fact that the first four participants all cross the finish line within two days of each other. Whether it's a first place finish or a fourth place finish, the Tofters and Volders are still champions in the eyes of all. So enjoy your traditional victory brew, a couple of laps around the hottub, and some titillating cerebral conversation with the physics babes. You're in luck, too, because I understand that Monday's the day they prime the linear ion traps with fresh plasma! Congratulations, Toft / Vold - DK!
Speaking of the Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist, what a battle we should all be treated to as the remaining competitors vie to be the next to cross the 1K tally marker! Leading the remaining group is the long-time racing veteran, IcecreamLtDan with a current tally of 770. But following closely behind him at 744 is the Evader himself. But for Evadman, the road ahead will most likely not be an easy one because of the great big bullseye being painted on his rump by both micron and the migrooster who cruise only four workunits behind. As if that's not enough, only 17 workunits further back runs thecool1 at 723, smoothly maneuvering his rigs, deftly looking for a passing lane. The rest of the action promises to be hot and heavy in this crunch fest so grab some popcorn and hide the women and children!
Despite consistently stellar production from the top spot in The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000, Innuendo Minendo has watched his lead shrink to 34 workunits following two magnificent days of dumping by the predatory canid Freewolf. Coming up only three shy this morning of his masterful 40 of yesterday, Freewolf appears rabid and hungry to recover the numero uno position. Spots three and four in this race also warrant a wu watch as only 9 wu's separate migrooster and Crabby. Our other tally crunch, The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM sees little change with conjur still spinning his magic from the lead spot. networkman continues to run in the seven hole but is bearing down in earnest on our other Great Dane, soni, who needs a titanesque blast to remain ahead of the master of local and wide area networking.
Gotta run.
Advancements among racers on 4/28 include IJump up 4 to 63, Tarca up 1 to 55, Serialb up 1 to 123, GolfGeek up 4 to 195, Ammocan up 2 to 175, wirelessenabled up 1 to 189, Nemur up 1 to 169, migroo up 1 to 252, ledzepp98 up 1 to 93, Avenger01 up 1 to 217, SpookyFish up 1 to 268, teriba up 6 to 335.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.