Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 31st, 2002:
6) Cygor & Cobra ..............43134 / 0
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
24) networkman ..................19139 / 51
Encounter at FarPoint - Sector 16,000: <----------------------- Poop appears to be pooped! 🙁
30) USS Guid .......................15778 / 75 🙂
31) USS Poop ......................15775 / 26
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
86)IJump ...............................4889 / 21
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
36) USS Ohio .......................12126 / 26
39) USS Tortoise .................11210 / 9
Race to 12,000:
42) zodder ..............................10157 / 129 :Q
43) def .....................................9999 / 114 :Q
Race to 10,000:
43) def .....................................9999 / 114 :Q
46) lane42 ..............................9540 / 46 🙂
50) GreatWhiteNorth .............8469 / 83 :Q
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
74) Bigwoofer .........................5921 / 85
86) IJump ...............................4889 / 21
Kewl and Crabby Race to 6000:
73) ElFenix ...............................5950 / 23 🙂
78) m2kewl ..............................5258 / 107 :Q
Race to 5000: <------------------------------------------------ Not so fast, Wobbly!
88) TeAm Confused Ai3x .....4714 / 12 🙂
89) EvilWobbles ....................4701 / 1
Race to 4000:
109)Rex ....................................3760 / 21 🙂
126)Serialb ..............................3181 / 9
210)GolfGeek ..........................1813 / 19 🙂
May 11th Date at 3000:
144)Dazmite .............................2746 / 24 🙂
163)JimButts ............................2393 / 17 🙂
186)Ammocan .........................2079 / 13
205)wirelessenabled .............1864 / 11
May Mauling to 3500:
150)bbarnes ............................2624 / 18 🙂
171)pyxis ..................................2328 / 27 🙂
172)Ishmael2k ........................2292 / 8
177)Maggotry ...........................2202 / 11
180)Nemur ...............................2148 / 13
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
274)migroo ................................1289 / 20 🙂
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
357)JetsFanatic ..........................906 / 3
394)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Team AnandTech SETI 500:
536)Jerboy ....................................467 / 0
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM: <--------- Def says, "Sniff my uncatalyzed exhaust, conjur!"
def ...........................................9999 / 114 (858) :Q
conjur ......................................4201 / 51 (834) 🙂
Crazee ....................................3442 / 60 (735) 🙂
Yield ......................................10720 / 17 (695)
USS Poop ............................15775 / 26 (526)
soni .......................................26042 / 36 (513) 🙂
SoulAssassin .......................8386 / 31 (494) 🙂
networkman ........................19139 / 51 (133)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
Toft / Vold - DK .....................5226 / 46 (685) 🙂
Fardringle .............................6674 / 55 (676) 🙂
MaxSiren ...............................6986 / 12 (660)
thecool1 ................................4202 / 39 (559) 🙂
Tuffguy ...................................4918 / 7 (543)
IceCreamLtDan ...................4512 / 16 (528)
micron ...................................2120 / 42 (517) 🙂
EvadMan ...............................2369 / 20 (487) 🙂
migroo .....................................1289 / 20 (486) 🙂
Crazee ...................................3442 / 60 (370) 🙂
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4714 / 12 (344)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
minendo ...................................2780 / 22 (346) 🙂
freewolf .....................................1300 / 18 (323)
ElFenix ......................................5950 / 23 (282) 🙂
migroo ......................................1289 / 20 (278)
neovan ......................................2045 / 36 (184) 🙂
Lonely Racers: 🙁
19) USS IsOs ........................22302 / 59
21) Smokeball ......................20649 / 85
32) PieDerro ..........................13268 / 82
45) TWTA ................................9545 / 6
51) ZeroEffect .........................8467 / 37 🙂
54) crt1530 ..............................8336 / 42
55) DroolMAN! ........................8322 / 12
59) Tarca ..................................7907 / 55 🙂
65) Baldy18 .............................6847 / 12
69) cakin ..................................6546 / 33 🙂
70) Slahr Dzhe ........................6527 / 14
94) ledzepp98 ........................4664 / 10
96) mucman ...........................4484 / 9
98) Eltano1 .............................4386 / 13
100)Maku ..................................4231 / 10
106)Jwyatt ................................4026 / 21 🙂
108)Swanny .............................3926 / 0
110)JimMc ................................3716 / 32 🙂
123)Electrode ...........................3274 / 0
139)Karsten .............................2796 / 19 🙂
141)sukhoi ...............................2783 / 14
152)Panhead49 ......................2567 / 58 :Q
204)Emos .................................1866 / 20 🙂
211)Logix ..................................1787 / 7
217)paf077 ................................1747 / 13
220)Bleep .................................1721 / 29 🙂
221)ShotgunSteve ..................1715 / 16 🙂
224)Avenger01 ........................1700 / 9
225)BigFatCow ........................1699 / 126 :Q:Q:Q
235)Boogak ..............................1592 / 5
236)medic ................................1586 / 0
242)Kruptikos ...........................1519 / 2
275)SpookyFish .......................1279 / 19 🙂
318)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
362)teriba ....................................888 / 8
405)Corsairpro ..........................727 / 3
812)Team Geekender ..............208 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 4/13:
Office Boy - 20000 (20012)
BadThad - 18000 (18020)
Phiton - 17000 (17030) 🙂
Assimilator1 - 9000 (9005) 🙂
Baffled2 - 1500 (1517)
UNLTuba - 1000 (1019)
Toro 45 - 1000 (1003)
Reagan CRW - 100 (103)
Joshua Sokoloff - 100 (101)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
zodder - Race to 10,000 - 4/13/2002
DroolMAN! - Another Race to 8000 - 4/8/2002
crt1530 - Another Race to 8000 - 4/7/2002
Admiral Engineer - Race to Crunch 3000 - 4/2/2002
migroo - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/2/2002
ZeroEffect - Race to 8000 - 3/28/2002
KCJeeper - Race to 3000 - 3/28/2002
Karsten - March March to 2000 - 3/22/2002
conjur - Race to 3000 - 3/22/2002
Ishmael2k - March March to 2000 - 3/21/2002
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After a quick dip in the special gold-leaf frilled 10K hottub and some scintilating converstaion with the 10k hottub babes regarding the theory of quantum teleportation and its subsequent proving at Los Alamos where a full quantum teleportation operation was implemented over inter-atomic distances using liquid state nuclear magnetic resonance inside a frosted glass of Bud Light, Zappin' Zod and the rogue racer def have decided to get down and dirty and fight for the right to party at milestone marker 12,000. Right out of the blocks, both the Sheriff and the defster practice a little quantum teleportation of their own, each way over the top of the century daily mark with zod outproducing the El Camino by a 15 spot. But while I'm thinking about it, I do have one burning question to ask Zappin' Zod about his relaxing interlude in the 10K lounge. Did our learned hottub babes show you their linear ion traps?
The souped-up Crusher class science vessel USS Guid has succeeded in overtaking Captain Poopsie's crippled galaxy class cruiser near sector 15775 after the dismantling of the Poop's warp core left the ship's trans-poop drive inoperable. It was a glorious run while it lasted, Poopsie, but now it would appear to be Captain Scott's turn to conquer that section of the galaxy. Picking up the slack in the race to 10,000, lane42 and GreatWhiteNorth find some clear California wu-way and streak their rigs forward by impressive margins. Now that Zappin' Zod is off the track and the defster soon to follow, GWN smokes a mighty 83 and sets his sights squarely on lane's backside.
With a big 23 in the Kewl and Crabby Race to 6000, the enormous Alaskan King Crab with the big scary foreclaws is just about to make it next to impossible for m2kewl to capture the flag ahead of him. Despite a monsterly impressive 107 from Kewl, Crabby would appear to have the race in hand. The British Bulldogs let it be known that they're not quite ready to relinquish the lead position in their Race to 5000 with the Sinister Oscillator by body-slamming 12 and stretching their once tiny lead back out to 13. They'll need more of that if they hope to hold the Wobbler at bay. Pyxis purges prolifically from the second spot in the May Mauling to 3500, putting a little pressure on the other racers and bbarnes in particular, and the Migrooster slaps 20 workunits around, but actualy finds himself three wu's further behind the aforementioned Crabby for the third spot in The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000.
Advancements among racers on 4/13 include USS Guid up 1 to 30, GreatWhiteNorth up 2 to 50, Bigwoofer up 1 to 74, m2kewl up 2 to 78, Serialb up 1 to 126, Dazmite up 2 to 144, JimButts up 1 to 163, Ammocan up 1 to 186, crt1530 up 1 to 54, Tarca up 1 to 59, cakin up 1 to 69, JimMc up 1 to 110, Karsten up 2 to 139, sukhoi up 1 to 141, Panhead49 up 5 to 152, Emos up 1 to 204, Logix up 1 to 211, Bleep up 2 to 220, BigFatCow up 11 to 225.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
Cygor & Cobra's Race with Time - 50,000 by April 31st, 2002:
6) Cygor & Cobra ..............43134 / 0
Networkman's Challenge - 22,000 by June 1st, 2002:
24) networkman ..................19139 / 51
Encounter at FarPoint - Sector 16,000: <----------------------- Poop appears to be pooped! 🙁
30) USS Guid .......................15778 / 75 🙂
31) USS Poop ......................15775 / 26
IJump's Anniversary Bash - 15,000 by 6/26/2002:
86)IJump ...............................4889 / 21
Captain Polo vs Captain OD - Race to Outpost 13K:
36) USS Ohio .......................12126 / 26
39) USS Tortoise .................11210 / 9
Race to 12,000:
42) zodder ..............................10157 / 129 :Q
43) def .....................................9999 / 114 :Q
Race to 10,000:
43) def .....................................9999 / 114 :Q
46) lane42 ..............................9540 / 46 🙂
50) GreatWhiteNorth .............8469 / 83 :Q
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
74) Bigwoofer .........................5921 / 85
86) IJump ...............................4889 / 21
Kewl and Crabby Race to 6000:
73) ElFenix ...............................5950 / 23 🙂
78) m2kewl ..............................5258 / 107 :Q
Race to 5000: <------------------------------------------------ Not so fast, Wobbly!
88) TeAm Confused Ai3x .....4714 / 12 🙂
89) EvilWobbles ....................4701 / 1
Race to 4000:
109)Rex ....................................3760 / 21 🙂
126)Serialb ..............................3181 / 9
210)GolfGeek ..........................1813 / 19 🙂
May 11th Date at 3000:
144)Dazmite .............................2746 / 24 🙂
163)JimButts ............................2393 / 17 🙂
186)Ammocan .........................2079 / 13
205)wirelessenabled .............1864 / 11
May Mauling to 3500:
150)bbarnes ............................2624 / 18 🙂
171)pyxis ..................................2328 / 27 🙂
172)Ishmael2k ........................2292 / 8
177)Maggotry ...........................2202 / 11
180)Nemur ...............................2148 / 13
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
274)migroo ................................1289 / 20 🙂
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
357)JetsFanatic ..........................906 / 3
394)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Team AnandTech SETI 500:
536)Jerboy ....................................467 / 0
The Mid-Major Crunch to 2500 with a Handicapped NWM: <--------- Def says, "Sniff my uncatalyzed exhaust, conjur!"
def ...........................................9999 / 114 (858) :Q
conjur ......................................4201 / 51 (834) 🙂
Crazee ....................................3442 / 60 (735) 🙂
Yield ......................................10720 / 17 (695)
USS Poop ............................15775 / 26 (526)
soni .......................................26042 / 36 (513) 🙂
SoulAssassin .......................8386 / 31 (494) 🙂
networkman ........................19139 / 51 (133)
Race to Crunch 1000 with a Crazee Twist:
Toft / Vold - DK .....................5226 / 46 (685) 🙂
Fardringle .............................6674 / 55 (676) 🙂
MaxSiren ...............................6986 / 12 (660)
thecool1 ................................4202 / 39 (559) 🙂
Tuffguy ...................................4918 / 7 (543)
IceCreamLtDan ...................4512 / 16 (528)
micron ...................................2120 / 42 (517) 🙂
EvadMan ...............................2369 / 20 (487) 🙂
migroo .....................................1289 / 20 (486) 🙂
Crazee ...................................3442 / 60 (370) 🙂
TeAm Confused Ai3x ..........4714 / 12 (344)
The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000:
minendo ...................................2780 / 22 (346) 🙂
freewolf .....................................1300 / 18 (323)
ElFenix ......................................5950 / 23 (282) 🙂
migroo ......................................1289 / 20 (278)
neovan ......................................2045 / 36 (184) 🙂
Lonely Racers: 🙁
19) USS IsOs ........................22302 / 59
21) Smokeball ......................20649 / 85
32) PieDerro ..........................13268 / 82
45) TWTA ................................9545 / 6
51) ZeroEffect .........................8467 / 37 🙂
54) crt1530 ..............................8336 / 42
55) DroolMAN! ........................8322 / 12
59) Tarca ..................................7907 / 55 🙂
65) Baldy18 .............................6847 / 12
69) cakin ..................................6546 / 33 🙂
70) Slahr Dzhe ........................6527 / 14
94) ledzepp98 ........................4664 / 10
96) mucman ...........................4484 / 9
98) Eltano1 .............................4386 / 13
100)Maku ..................................4231 / 10
106)Jwyatt ................................4026 / 21 🙂
108)Swanny .............................3926 / 0
110)JimMc ................................3716 / 32 🙂
123)Electrode ...........................3274 / 0
139)Karsten .............................2796 / 19 🙂
141)sukhoi ...............................2783 / 14
152)Panhead49 ......................2567 / 58 :Q
204)Emos .................................1866 / 20 🙂
211)Logix ..................................1787 / 7
217)paf077 ................................1747 / 13
220)Bleep .................................1721 / 29 🙂
221)ShotgunSteve ..................1715 / 16 🙂
224)Avenger01 ........................1700 / 9
225)BigFatCow ........................1699 / 126 :Q:Q:Q
235)Boogak ..............................1592 / 5
236)medic ................................1586 / 0
242)Kruptikos ...........................1519 / 2
275)SpookyFish .......................1279 / 19 🙂
318)Dingas ...............................1062 / 0
362)teriba ....................................888 / 8
405)Corsairpro ..........................727 / 3
812)Team Geekender ..............208 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 4/13:
Office Boy - 20000 (20012)
BadThad - 18000 (18020)
Phiton - 17000 (17030) 🙂
Assimilator1 - 9000 (9005) 🙂
Baffled2 - 1500 (1517)
UNLTuba - 1000 (1019)
Toro 45 - 1000 (1003)
Reagan CRW - 100 (103)
Joshua Sokoloff - 100 (101)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
zodder - Race to 10,000 - 4/13/2002
DroolMAN! - Another Race to 8000 - 4/8/2002
crt1530 - Another Race to 8000 - 4/7/2002
Admiral Engineer - Race to Crunch 3000 - 4/2/2002
migroo - Race to Crunch 1000 - 4/2/2002
ZeroEffect - Race to 8000 - 3/28/2002
KCJeeper - Race to 3000 - 3/28/2002
Karsten - March March to 2000 - 3/22/2002
conjur - Race to 3000 - 3/22/2002
Ishmael2k - March March to 2000 - 3/21/2002
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After a quick dip in the special gold-leaf frilled 10K hottub and some scintilating converstaion with the 10k hottub babes regarding the theory of quantum teleportation and its subsequent proving at Los Alamos where a full quantum teleportation operation was implemented over inter-atomic distances using liquid state nuclear magnetic resonance inside a frosted glass of Bud Light, Zappin' Zod and the rogue racer def have decided to get down and dirty and fight for the right to party at milestone marker 12,000. Right out of the blocks, both the Sheriff and the defster practice a little quantum teleportation of their own, each way over the top of the century daily mark with zod outproducing the El Camino by a 15 spot. But while I'm thinking about it, I do have one burning question to ask Zappin' Zod about his relaxing interlude in the 10K lounge. Did our learned hottub babes show you their linear ion traps?
The souped-up Crusher class science vessel USS Guid has succeeded in overtaking Captain Poopsie's crippled galaxy class cruiser near sector 15775 after the dismantling of the Poop's warp core left the ship's trans-poop drive inoperable. It was a glorious run while it lasted, Poopsie, but now it would appear to be Captain Scott's turn to conquer that section of the galaxy. Picking up the slack in the race to 10,000, lane42 and GreatWhiteNorth find some clear California wu-way and streak their rigs forward by impressive margins. Now that Zappin' Zod is off the track and the defster soon to follow, GWN smokes a mighty 83 and sets his sights squarely on lane's backside.
With a big 23 in the Kewl and Crabby Race to 6000, the enormous Alaskan King Crab with the big scary foreclaws is just about to make it next to impossible for m2kewl to capture the flag ahead of him. Despite a monsterly impressive 107 from Kewl, Crabby would appear to have the race in hand. The British Bulldogs let it be known that they're not quite ready to relinquish the lead position in their Race to 5000 with the Sinister Oscillator by body-slamming 12 and stretching their once tiny lead back out to 13. They'll need more of that if they hope to hold the Wobbler at bay. Pyxis purges prolifically from the second spot in the May Mauling to 3500, putting a little pressure on the other racers and bbarnes in particular, and the Migrooster slaps 20 workunits around, but actualy finds himself three wu's further behind the aforementioned Crabby for the third spot in The M & M Boys & Some Others Race to Crunch 1000.
Advancements among racers on 4/13 include USS Guid up 1 to 30, GreatWhiteNorth up 2 to 50, Bigwoofer up 1 to 74, m2kewl up 2 to 78, Serialb up 1 to 126, Dazmite up 2 to 144, JimButts up 1 to 163, Ammocan up 1 to 186, crt1530 up 1 to 54, Tarca up 1 to 59, cakin up 1 to 69, JimMc up 1 to 110, Karsten up 2 to 139, sukhoi up 1 to 141, Panhead49 up 5 to 152, Emos up 1 to 204, Logix up 1 to 211, Bleep up 2 to 220, BigFatCow up 11 to 225.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
