Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Networkman's Challenge - 20,000 by June 1st, 2002:
23) networkman ..................15970 / 35
Race to 10,000:
48) lane42 ..............................7920 / 10
51) def .....................................7680 / 54 :Q
55) GreatWhiteNorth .............6542 / 15
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
110)EvilWobbles ....................3144 / 38
121)Bigwoofer ........................2809 / 27
Race to 8000:
50) zodder ...............................7820 / 34
Another Race to 8000:
52) ZeroEffect .........................7314 / 24
57) crt1530 ..............................6218 / 97 :Q
63) DroolMAN! ........................6012 / 0
Fardy vs the Cardy - Part Deux:
62) Gul Dukat .........................6024 / 44
69) Fardringle ........................5613 / 23
April Fool's 6000:
71) cakin ..................................5370 / 98 :Q:Q
73) Baldy18 .............................5173 / 45
75) PieDerro ...........................4804 / 101 :Q:Q
Another Race to 6000:
61) MaxSiren ...........................6085 / 11

70) Slahr Dzhe ........................5409 / 61 :Q
72) ElFenix ...............................5205 / 46 :Q:Q:Q
Free-For-All to 3000:
119)Pabster ..............................2928 / 0
3000 WU Romp:
116)Eltano1 .............................3001 / 370 :Q:Q:Q:Q
121)Bigwoofer .........................2809 / 27
122)JimMc ................................2803 / 43
Race to 3000:
147)KCJeeper ..........................2268 / 9
177)conjur .................................1829 / 28
191)m2kewl ..............................1689 / 37
192)Domination .......................1683 / 33
A Photograph of Confusion at 3000:
120)PhotoLenny .......................2812 / 0
131)ConfusedBW ....................2508 / 5
Race to 2000:
180)pyxis .................................1809 / 14
189)EvadMan ..........................1713 / 11
192)Domination .......................1683 / 33
March March to 2000:
187)Ishmael2k ........................1717 / 10
223)neovan ..............................1420 / 3
230)Karsten .............................1348 / 48 :Q
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
399)migroo ................................592 / 5
Quickie to 1500:
233)Nemur ...............................1336 / 17
237)Boogak ..............................1295 / 17
252)micron ...............................1212 / 19
Fabulous February 1500:
232)ShotgunSteve ..................1339 / 65 :Q:Q
240)Avenger01 ........................1273 / 15
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
332)JetsFanatic ..........................830 / 2
349)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Team AnandTech SETI 500:
505)Jerboy ....................................398 / 11
Izzy and Smokies Race to Crunch 3000:
USS IsOs ............................16824 / 120 (805) :Q
Smokeball ..........................15022 / 87 (611)
Race to Crunch 3000:
PieDerro ................................4804 / 101 (572) :Q
Tarca ......................................5624 / 47 (390)
The Federation .....................8573 / 33 (318)
Race to Crunch 1000:
Time2Kill ..................................837 / 40 (720) :Q
migroo ......................................592 / 5 (525)
WHSLacrosseKid ..................268 / 11 (253)
Lonely Racers:
28) USS Poop ......................13616 / 53
29) USS Guid .......................13333 / 32
36) Polo ..................................10064 / 3
39) Yield ..................................8692 / 21
41) TWTA ................................8575 / 40
81) ledzepp98 ........................4260 / 6
82) Toft ....................................4246 / 47 :Q
83) Ai3x ....................................4161 / 9
91) mucman ...........................3877 / 17
93) IceCreamLtDan ..............3758 / 15
95) Maku .................................3625 / 1
96) Jwyatt ................................3620 / 16
107)thecool1 ............................3305 / 30
108)Swanny .............................3226 / 6
111)Electrode ...........................3083 / 11
127)Serialb ..............................2581 / 9
129)DarkMajiq .........................2555 / 15
139)sukhoi ...............................2397 / 42 :Q:Q
145)Dazmite ............................2295 / 45
165)Panhead49 ......................1937 / 21
209)Emos .................................1521 / 11
217)medic ................................1478 / 10
218)Crazee ..............................1459 / 44 :Q
220)Logix .................................1441 / 6
254)Bleep .................................1192 / 17
256)BigFatCow ........................1176 / 12
262)Kruptikos ..........................1131 / 8
302)Dingas ................................961 / 6
317)zeruty ...................................888 / 19
389)Corsairpro ..........................612 / 20
416)teriba ....................................548 / 4
906)Team Geekender ...............123 / 3
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Milestones achieved on 2/23:
TheMagicman - 17000 (17025)
TeAm Smokeball - 15000 (15022)
GulDukat - 6000 (6024)
tuffguy - 4000 (4022)
Eltano - 3000 (3001)
dewey - 1500 (1510)
Mihai - 1500 (1501)
Golfgeek - 1000 (1047)
DDad - 1000 (1000)
Doggiedog - 500 (507)
Xenon - 500 (500)
ted - 250 (258)
Cobra - crunching for my friends in TA. - 250 (254)
bangis - 250 (251)
SlangNRox - 250 (250)
RossMAN - 250 (250)
strikermike - 100 (127)
cismaxz - 100 (103)
aphoenixrises - 100 (102)
jingleheimer - 100 (101)
xxsk8er101xx - 100 (101)
phiz - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Logix - Race to 1400 - 2/22/2002
neovan - Race to 1400 - 2/22/2002
DarkMajiq - Another Race to 2500 - 2/20/2002
DroolMAN! - Another Race to 6000 - 2/19/2002
Emos - YART 1500 - 2/18/2002
serialb - Race to 2500 - 2/17/2002
Electrode - Free-For-All to 3000 - 2/16/2002
Polo - Turtle Challenge to 10000 - 2/13/2002
Jerboy - Race to Crunch 100 - 2/13/2002
TWTA - Race to 8000 - 2/13/2002
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I see in my astonishment over production numbers yesterday I missed a race winner in Another Race to 6000. No matter, we'll just give the friendly Canadian Cruncher Mad Max his kudos and prizes a day late. Stunning his race mates (and the race coordinator) with a masterful dump of 91 squeeling workunits, Mad Max thundered across the finish line yesterday to suprise the entire Seti racing world with a mammoth upset, proving that the former def chaser can play just as well in the normal races as anybody else. Congratulations on 6000, Max. Don't forget to pick up your 6th golden K Key that unlocks the door to the 6K Klub. The brewskis are in the fridge and the babes are waitin' for you in the hottub. Unfortunately they've been sitting in there a whole day so they're probably pretty wrinkled by now.
Also earning yet another victory on the tracks today is the enigmatic Cardassian Gul Dukat who as expected crosses the finish line in Fardy vs the Cardy - Part Deux after blasting apart 44 workunits, by far more than his recent average. In what is becoming commonplace when the Cardy crosses the finish line, he keeps accelerating his ship, refusing to stop to allow race inspectors to board his Galor class cruiser and certify that nothing "untoward" occurred aboard his vessel during the race. The fact that his entire crew remains aboard ship is a complete mystery, causing raised suspicions that some other type of mischief must have been brewing. Irregardless, congratulations to one of our most "intriguing" race participants on achieving his 6K mark. The Kanar is steaming and the lizard babes are slithering around the lounge, waiting for your arrival, Dukat.
Dashing the Big Dawg's hopes of crossing the 3K milestone marker first, the Man from Miami, Eltano1 clears the wu-way with his own mighty blast, sending a monstrous 370 wu dump towards California from southern Florida. That impressively mammoth mega-munch lands Eltano1 exactly one wu on the other side of the 3K mark, causing Woofs and [/b]JimMc[/b] to stare wide-eyed in utter disbelief at the blur that just left them spinning in circles on the track. Congratulations, Eltano1. This was as such a major suprise, you'll have to give us a little time to chill the sody pop and warm the water in the hottub for your victory celebration in the 3K lounge. The babes have been called and should arrive shortly and in the meantime, enjoy watching your racemates as they are locked in a pretty good battle for seconds.
The defster is motoring along above the 50 mark in the Race to 10,000, and crt1530 exceeds his cataclysmic 89 from yesterday with a 97 today, as he attempts to put as much distance as possible between himself and the dammed-up DroolMAN! in Another Race to 8000. Earning a pair of shockies in the April Fool's 6000, and threatening to force the race coordinator to change the name of the race, is the misplaced Aggie cakin who chews up and spits out 98 wu's, nearly topping the Awesome Aussie who purges another 100-plus from the rear of the pack. Earning three dropped jaws is the enormous Alaskan King Crab with the scary foreclaws ElFenix as he surpasses his normal average by a bunch, dicing 46 wu's and sending their cracked parts towards Berkeley. In the March March to 2000, Karsten plows ahead, causing a look of concern to cross neovan's face as the last place racer has methodically pulled to with 72 wu's of handing over that moniker to neo. And finally today, kudos are tossed in the direction of the Race to Crunch 1000 as Time2Kill kills about 40 workunits to nearly reach the three-quarter mark of completing his first SRL contest.
Advancements among racers on 2/23 include crt1530 up 2 to 57, Gul Dukat up 2 to 62, Eltano1 up 9 to 116, JimMc up 1 to 122, conjur up 1 to 177, m2kewl up 1 to 191, Domination up 1 to 192, ConfusedBW up 1 to 131, EvadMan up 1 to 189, Ishmael2k up 2 to 187, Karsten up 5 to 230, micron up 1 to 252, ShotgunSteve up 6 to 232, Jerboy up 2 to 505, TWTA up 1 to 41, Jwyatt up 1 to 96, Serialb up 1 to 127, sukhoi up 4 to 139, Dazmite up 3 to 145, Panhead49 up 5 to 165, Crazee up 5 to 218, BigFatCow up 1 to 256, Dingas up 1 to 302, zeruty up 3 to 317, Corsairpro up 8 to 389, Team Geekender up 1 to 906.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.2
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Networkman's Challenge - 20,000 by June 1st, 2002:
23) networkman ..................15970 / 35
Race to 10,000:
48) lane42 ..............................7920 / 10
51) def .....................................7680 / 54 :Q
55) GreatWhiteNorth .............6542 / 15
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
110)EvilWobbles ....................3144 / 38
121)Bigwoofer ........................2809 / 27
Race to 8000:
50) zodder ...............................7820 / 34
Another Race to 8000:
52) ZeroEffect .........................7314 / 24
57) crt1530 ..............................6218 / 97 :Q
63) DroolMAN! ........................6012 / 0
Fardy vs the Cardy - Part Deux:
62) Gul Dukat .........................6024 / 44
69) Fardringle ........................5613 / 23
April Fool's 6000:
71) cakin ..................................5370 / 98 :Q:Q
73) Baldy18 .............................5173 / 45
75) PieDerro ...........................4804 / 101 :Q:Q
Another Race to 6000:
61) MaxSiren ...........................6085 / 11
70) Slahr Dzhe ........................5409 / 61 :Q
72) ElFenix ...............................5205 / 46 :Q:Q:Q
Free-For-All to 3000:
119)Pabster ..............................2928 / 0
3000 WU Romp:
116)Eltano1 .............................3001 / 370 :Q:Q:Q:Q
121)Bigwoofer .........................2809 / 27
122)JimMc ................................2803 / 43
Race to 3000:
147)KCJeeper ..........................2268 / 9
177)conjur .................................1829 / 28
191)m2kewl ..............................1689 / 37
192)Domination .......................1683 / 33
A Photograph of Confusion at 3000:
120)PhotoLenny .......................2812 / 0
131)ConfusedBW ....................2508 / 5
Race to 2000:
180)pyxis .................................1809 / 14
189)EvadMan ..........................1713 / 11
192)Domination .......................1683 / 33
March March to 2000:
187)Ishmael2k ........................1717 / 10
223)neovan ..............................1420 / 3
230)Karsten .............................1348 / 48 :Q
2000 by 6/1/2002 - Migroo's June Swoon:
399)migroo ................................592 / 5
Quickie to 1500:
233)Nemur ...............................1336 / 17
237)Boogak ..............................1295 / 17
252)micron ...............................1212 / 19
Fabulous February 1500:
232)ShotgunSteve ..................1339 / 65 :Q:Q
240)Avenger01 ........................1273 / 15
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
332)JetsFanatic ..........................830 / 2
349)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Team AnandTech SETI 500:
505)Jerboy ....................................398 / 11
Izzy and Smokies Race to Crunch 3000:
USS IsOs ............................16824 / 120 (805) :Q
Smokeball ..........................15022 / 87 (611)
Race to Crunch 3000:
PieDerro ................................4804 / 101 (572) :Q
Tarca ......................................5624 / 47 (390)
The Federation .....................8573 / 33 (318)
Race to Crunch 1000:
Time2Kill ..................................837 / 40 (720) :Q
migroo ......................................592 / 5 (525)
WHSLacrosseKid ..................268 / 11 (253)
Lonely Racers:
28) USS Poop ......................13616 / 53
29) USS Guid .......................13333 / 32
36) Polo ..................................10064 / 3
39) Yield ..................................8692 / 21
41) TWTA ................................8575 / 40
81) ledzepp98 ........................4260 / 6
82) Toft ....................................4246 / 47 :Q
83) Ai3x ....................................4161 / 9
91) mucman ...........................3877 / 17
93) IceCreamLtDan ..............3758 / 15
95) Maku .................................3625 / 1
96) Jwyatt ................................3620 / 16
107)thecool1 ............................3305 / 30
108)Swanny .............................3226 / 6
111)Electrode ...........................3083 / 11
127)Serialb ..............................2581 / 9
129)DarkMajiq .........................2555 / 15
139)sukhoi ...............................2397 / 42 :Q:Q
145)Dazmite ............................2295 / 45
165)Panhead49 ......................1937 / 21
209)Emos .................................1521 / 11
217)medic ................................1478 / 10
218)Crazee ..............................1459 / 44 :Q
220)Logix .................................1441 / 6
254)Bleep .................................1192 / 17
256)BigFatCow ........................1176 / 12
262)Kruptikos ..........................1131 / 8
302)Dingas ................................961 / 6
317)zeruty ...................................888 / 19
389)Corsairpro ..........................612 / 20
416)teriba ....................................548 / 4
906)Team Geekender ...............123 / 3
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Milestones achieved on 2/23:
TheMagicman - 17000 (17025)
TeAm Smokeball - 15000 (15022)
GulDukat - 6000 (6024)
tuffguy - 4000 (4022)
Eltano - 3000 (3001)
dewey - 1500 (1510)
Mihai - 1500 (1501)
Golfgeek - 1000 (1047)
DDad - 1000 (1000)
Doggiedog - 500 (507)
Xenon - 500 (500)
ted - 250 (258)
Cobra - crunching for my friends in TA. - 250 (254)
bangis - 250 (251)
SlangNRox - 250 (250)
RossMAN - 250 (250)
strikermike - 100 (127)
cismaxz - 100 (103)
aphoenixrises - 100 (102)
jingleheimer - 100 (101)
xxsk8er101xx - 100 (101)
phiz - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Logix - Race to 1400 - 2/22/2002
neovan - Race to 1400 - 2/22/2002
DarkMajiq - Another Race to 2500 - 2/20/2002
DroolMAN! - Another Race to 6000 - 2/19/2002
Emos - YART 1500 - 2/18/2002
serialb - Race to 2500 - 2/17/2002
Electrode - Free-For-All to 3000 - 2/16/2002
Polo - Turtle Challenge to 10000 - 2/13/2002
Jerboy - Race to Crunch 100 - 2/13/2002
TWTA - Race to 8000 - 2/13/2002
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I see in my astonishment over production numbers yesterday I missed a race winner in Another Race to 6000. No matter, we'll just give the friendly Canadian Cruncher Mad Max his kudos and prizes a day late. Stunning his race mates (and the race coordinator) with a masterful dump of 91 squeeling workunits, Mad Max thundered across the finish line yesterday to suprise the entire Seti racing world with a mammoth upset, proving that the former def chaser can play just as well in the normal races as anybody else. Congratulations on 6000, Max. Don't forget to pick up your 6th golden K Key that unlocks the door to the 6K Klub. The brewskis are in the fridge and the babes are waitin' for you in the hottub. Unfortunately they've been sitting in there a whole day so they're probably pretty wrinkled by now.
Also earning yet another victory on the tracks today is the enigmatic Cardassian Gul Dukat who as expected crosses the finish line in Fardy vs the Cardy - Part Deux after blasting apart 44 workunits, by far more than his recent average. In what is becoming commonplace when the Cardy crosses the finish line, he keeps accelerating his ship, refusing to stop to allow race inspectors to board his Galor class cruiser and certify that nothing "untoward" occurred aboard his vessel during the race. The fact that his entire crew remains aboard ship is a complete mystery, causing raised suspicions that some other type of mischief must have been brewing. Irregardless, congratulations to one of our most "intriguing" race participants on achieving his 6K mark. The Kanar is steaming and the lizard babes are slithering around the lounge, waiting for your arrival, Dukat.
Dashing the Big Dawg's hopes of crossing the 3K milestone marker first, the Man from Miami, Eltano1 clears the wu-way with his own mighty blast, sending a monstrous 370 wu dump towards California from southern Florida. That impressively mammoth mega-munch lands Eltano1 exactly one wu on the other side of the 3K mark, causing Woofs and [/b]JimMc[/b] to stare wide-eyed in utter disbelief at the blur that just left them spinning in circles on the track. Congratulations, Eltano1. This was as such a major suprise, you'll have to give us a little time to chill the sody pop and warm the water in the hottub for your victory celebration in the 3K lounge. The babes have been called and should arrive shortly and in the meantime, enjoy watching your racemates as they are locked in a pretty good battle for seconds.
The defster is motoring along above the 50 mark in the Race to 10,000, and crt1530 exceeds his cataclysmic 89 from yesterday with a 97 today, as he attempts to put as much distance as possible between himself and the dammed-up DroolMAN! in Another Race to 8000. Earning a pair of shockies in the April Fool's 6000, and threatening to force the race coordinator to change the name of the race, is the misplaced Aggie cakin who chews up and spits out 98 wu's, nearly topping the Awesome Aussie who purges another 100-plus from the rear of the pack. Earning three dropped jaws is the enormous Alaskan King Crab with the scary foreclaws ElFenix as he surpasses his normal average by a bunch, dicing 46 wu's and sending their cracked parts towards Berkeley. In the March March to 2000, Karsten plows ahead, causing a look of concern to cross neovan's face as the last place racer has methodically pulled to with 72 wu's of handing over that moniker to neo. And finally today, kudos are tossed in the direction of the Race to Crunch 1000 as Time2Kill kills about 40 workunits to nearly reach the three-quarter mark of completing his first SRL contest.
Advancements among racers on 2/23 include crt1530 up 2 to 57, Gul Dukat up 2 to 62, Eltano1 up 9 to 116, JimMc up 1 to 122, conjur up 1 to 177, m2kewl up 1 to 191, Domination up 1 to 192, ConfusedBW up 1 to 131, EvadMan up 1 to 189, Ishmael2k up 2 to 187, Karsten up 5 to 230, micron up 1 to 252, ShotgunSteve up 6 to 232, Jerboy up 2 to 505, TWTA up 1 to 41, Jwyatt up 1 to 96, Serialb up 1 to 127, sukhoi up 4 to 139, Dazmite up 3 to 145, Panhead49 up 5 to 165, Crazee up 5 to 218, BigFatCow up 1 to 256, Dingas up 1 to 302, zeruty up 3 to 317, Corsairpro up 8 to 389, Team Geekender up 1 to 906.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.2
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
