Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Polo's Challenge to the Turtle: 10,000 by 2/14/02 or You're Soup:
35) Polo ..................................10038 / 140
Race to 10,000:
49) lane42 ..............................7620 / 42 :Q
51) def .....................................7326 / 24
60) GreatWhiteNorth .............5936 / 31
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
121)EvilWobbles ....................2747 / 37
124)Bigwoofer ........................2571 / 23
Race to 8000:
45) The Federation ................8062 / 67
46) TWTA .................................8057 / 60
50) zodder ...............................7604 / 6
Another Race to 8000:
52) ZeroEffect .........................7120 / 20
63) crt1530 ..............................5694 / 55
64) DroolMAN! ........................5663 / 0
Fardy vs the Cardy - Part Deux:
65) Gul Dukat .........................5644 / 41
68) Fardringle ........................5494 / 15
April Fool's 6000:
70) cakin ..................................5169 / 62 :Q
74) Baldy18 .............................4813 / 68 :Q
84) PieDerro ...........................4062 / 80 :Q
Another Race to 6000:
61) MaxSiren ...........................5861 / 12
64) DroolMAN! .........................5663 / 0
69) Slahr Dzhe ........................5172 / 28
71) ElFenix ...............................5110 / 11
Free-For-All to 3000:
115)Electrode ...........................2966 / 8
116)Pabster ..............................2872 / 10
3000 WU Romp:
123)JimMc ................................2662 / 22
124)Bigwoofer .........................2571 / 23
142)Eltano1 .............................2331 / 8
Race to 3000:
157)KCJeeper ..........................2076 / 17
210)conjur .................................1466 / 33
219)m2kewl ..............................1369 / 33
231)Domination .......................1286 / 35
A Photograph of Confusion at 3000:
120)PhotoLenny .......................2766 / 0
129)ConfusedBW ....................2442 / 6
Another Race to 2500:
128)Serialb ..............................2448 / 8
132)DarkMajiq .........................2415 / 14
Race to 2000:
182)pyxis .................................1748 / 1
193)EvadMan ..........................1608 / 11
231)Domination .......................1286 / 35
March March to 2000:
194)Ishmael2k ........................1602 / 10
232)neovan ..............................1271 / 44 :Q
266)Karsten ...............................1067 / 21
Quickie to 1500:
236)Boogak ..............................1232 / 6
242)Nemur ...............................1213 / 17
264)micron ...............................1076 / 16
Y.A.R.T. 1500:
209)Emos .................................1478 / 4
Fabulous February 1500:
244)ShotgunSteve ..................1204 / 6
247)Avenger01 ........................1192 / 6
Race to 1400:
222)Logix .................................1362 / 4
232)neovan ..............................1271 / 44 :Q
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
329)JetsFanatic ..........................813 / 1
343)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Team AnandTech SETI 500:
502)Jerboy ....................................375 / 8
Race to Crunch 1000:
Time2Kill ..................................721 / 3 (604)
migroo ......................................542 / 11 (475)
WHSLacrosseKid ..................226 / 6 (211)
Race to Crunch 100:
Jerboy .......................................375 / 8 (103)
Lonely Racers:
27) USS Guid .......................13091 / 30
28) USS Poop ......................13065 / 43
40) Yield ..................................8405 / 25
72) Tarca .................................5081 / 51
80) ledzepp98 ........................4130 / 13
82) Ai3x ....................................4101 / 10
83) Toft ....................................4065 / 0
90) mucman ...........................3730 / 13
94) Maku .................................3613 / 2
96) IceCreamLtDan ..............3585 / 17
100)Jwyatt ................................3494 / 14
107)thecool1 ............................3167 / 12
108)Swanny .............................3115 / 8
141)sukhoi ...............................2340 / 3
149)Dazmite ............................2201 / 9
179)Panhead49 ......................1766 / 0
191)Rowdy Ray .......................1621 / 0
221)medic ................................1364 / 9
253)Bleep .................................1133 / 5
255)Crazee ..............................1122 / 24
265)Kruptikos ..........................1075 / 7
269)BigFatCow ........................1055 / 7
298)Dingas ................................938 / 1
361)zeruty ...................................686 / 20
397)Corsairpro ..........................575 / 5
980)Team Geekender ...............87 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 2/12:
Polo - 10000 (10038)
IndyJaws - 10000 (10004)
The Federation - TeAm Anandtech - 8000 (8062)
Team Within Team Anandtech - 8000 (8057)
Pie Derro - 4000 (4062)
GSmith - 3000 (3015)
superbond - 250 (482)
Dave Rules - 250 (256)
paf077 - 250 (254)
Tapir - 100 (101)
Colin Frame - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Terrible Teriba - Team AnandTech SETI 500 - 2/11/2002
Micron - Team AnandTech SETI 1000 - 2/9/2002
Toft - Battle to 4000 - 2/9/2002
BigFatCow - Team AnandTech SETI 1000 - 2/8/2002
conjur - Race to Crunch 1000 - 2/8/2002
ZeroEffect - Race to 7000 - 2/8/2002
EvilWobbles - Another Race to 2500 - 2/7/2002
Zeruty - Team AnandTech SETI 500 - 2/7/2002
Migroo - Race to Crunch 100 - 2/6/2002
Swanny - Free-For-All to 3000 - 2/6/2002
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Those of you who were hoping for a little turtle soup on Valentine's Day are in for a big dose of disappointment. Unleashing a Turtle Dump several days in advance, Polo's little reptile deposits 140 workunits on Berkeley's doorstep, thrusting him across the finish line two days ahead of schedule and earning kudos for achieving one of the biggest and best milestone honors the SRL has to offer. Polo and the Tortoise become only the 35th Team Anandtech member to cross over the 10,000 wu mark, an exclusive club whose membership shows extreme dedication to both the team and the Seti project. Congratulations, Polo and welcome to the 10K Klub! Enjoy this very special milestone and a little time with the extra special babes in the 10K clubhouse hottub. We've even got a little tub of warm sand and some turtle babes for the Tortoise.
In a thrilling and bombastic finish worthy of two of Team AnandTech's more, shall we say vocal, members, an extra day of racing allows Admiral Engineer to overtake Rowdy Ray and his mates on the TWTA bus at the line despite the mutinous ensign with the large rank insignias efforts to muck with the Admiral's queue in his absence. Dumping an impressive 67 to TWTA's 60, the Federation manages to pull out their second victory in as many recent attempts by a five spot and feed the dude on the Red Rascal Rider a little humble pie. But, taking full advantage of my assertion that there are no losers in my races, Rowdy Ray rides his little red scooter right past the awards stand, deftly scooping up his brand new 8K Key with the sharpened tip of his platinum cane on the way by, and storms through the door of the 8K lounge, leaping directly into the hottub, scattering babes and beer bottles in every direction. Congratulations to two of TA's most prolific mini-teams.
Also pouring his rigs across the finish line this morning is Jerboy who adds eight to his running total to top out at 103 in his Race to Crunch 100. Crossing several days behind a streaking migroo, Jerboy still manages to grab some TA-Seti honors because everyone who sets a goal for themselves and reaches it is a winner around here. The next goal for the young rookie is the checkered flag in the Team AnandTech SETI 500, a milestone that lays only 125 wu's ahead.
Once again, the Race to 3000 draws smilies for everyone this morning as all four racers purge prolifically, led by Dom's 35. With a little less than 1000 wu's to go, this one will begin to get very interesting as we progress forward. There are no fools in the April Fool's 6000 this morning. Everyone receives a jaw-dropper from the race coordinator as cakin shocks everyone with 62, but still manages to produce the least among the three in his bracket! Even Baldy18's monster 68 is overshadowed by the Awesome Aussie's phenominal 80. "Wow!" is all I can think of to say about that! Another Race to 8000 sees crt1530 swap positions with Droolie, but not without a little trepidation. You see, the Slobber Guy has been damming up the river between his fleet and Berkeley for the last several days and we all know that that is merely an announcement that wet times are ahead for anyone in Droolie's vicinity.
Advancements among racers on 2/12 include lane42 up 1 to 49, The Federation up 1 to 45, crt1530 up 1 to 63, Gul Dukat up 1 to 65, PieDerro up 1 to 84, Bigwoofer up 2 to 124, conjur up 2 to 210, m2kewl up 3 to 219, Domination up 1 to 231, DarkMajiq up 1 to 132, Ishmael2k up 1 to 194, neovan up 4 to 232, Karsten up 7 to 266, Boogak up 1 to 236, Nemur up 1 to 242, micron up 1 to 264, neovan up 4 to 232, Jerboy up 4 to 502, ledzepp98 up 1 to 80, Crazee up 3 to 255, BigFatCow up 1 to 269, zeruty up 2 to 361.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.2
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Polo's Challenge to the Turtle: 10,000 by 2/14/02 or You're Soup:
35) Polo ..................................10038 / 140
Race to 10,000:
49) lane42 ..............................7620 / 42 :Q
51) def .....................................7326 / 24
60) GreatWhiteNorth .............5936 / 31
The Very Very Loooonnnnggg Race to 10,000:
121)EvilWobbles ....................2747 / 37
124)Bigwoofer ........................2571 / 23
Race to 8000:
45) The Federation ................8062 / 67
46) TWTA .................................8057 / 60
50) zodder ...............................7604 / 6
Another Race to 8000:
52) ZeroEffect .........................7120 / 20
63) crt1530 ..............................5694 / 55
64) DroolMAN! ........................5663 / 0
Fardy vs the Cardy - Part Deux:
65) Gul Dukat .........................5644 / 41
68) Fardringle ........................5494 / 15
April Fool's 6000:
70) cakin ..................................5169 / 62 :Q
74) Baldy18 .............................4813 / 68 :Q
84) PieDerro ...........................4062 / 80 :Q
Another Race to 6000:
61) MaxSiren ...........................5861 / 12
64) DroolMAN! .........................5663 / 0
69) Slahr Dzhe ........................5172 / 28
71) ElFenix ...............................5110 / 11
Free-For-All to 3000:
115)Electrode ...........................2966 / 8
116)Pabster ..............................2872 / 10
3000 WU Romp:
123)JimMc ................................2662 / 22
124)Bigwoofer .........................2571 / 23
142)Eltano1 .............................2331 / 8
Race to 3000:
157)KCJeeper ..........................2076 / 17
210)conjur .................................1466 / 33
219)m2kewl ..............................1369 / 33
231)Domination .......................1286 / 35
A Photograph of Confusion at 3000:
120)PhotoLenny .......................2766 / 0
129)ConfusedBW ....................2442 / 6
Another Race to 2500:
128)Serialb ..............................2448 / 8
132)DarkMajiq .........................2415 / 14
Race to 2000:
182)pyxis .................................1748 / 1
193)EvadMan ..........................1608 / 11
231)Domination .......................1286 / 35
March March to 2000:
194)Ishmael2k ........................1602 / 10
232)neovan ..............................1271 / 44 :Q
266)Karsten ...............................1067 / 21
Quickie to 1500:
236)Boogak ..............................1232 / 6
242)Nemur ...............................1213 / 17
264)micron ...............................1076 / 16
Y.A.R.T. 1500:
209)Emos .................................1478 / 4
Fabulous February 1500:
244)ShotgunSteve ..................1204 / 6
247)Avenger01 ........................1192 / 6
Race to 1400:
222)Logix .................................1362 / 4
232)neovan ..............................1271 / 44 :Q
Team AnandTech SETI 1000:
329)JetsFanatic ..........................813 / 1
343)frglss ....................................757 / 0
Team AnandTech SETI 500:
502)Jerboy ....................................375 / 8
Race to Crunch 1000:
Time2Kill ..................................721 / 3 (604)
migroo ......................................542 / 11 (475)
WHSLacrosseKid ..................226 / 6 (211)
Race to Crunch 100:
Jerboy .......................................375 / 8 (103)
Lonely Racers:
27) USS Guid .......................13091 / 30
28) USS Poop ......................13065 / 43
40) Yield ..................................8405 / 25
72) Tarca .................................5081 / 51
80) ledzepp98 ........................4130 / 13
82) Ai3x ....................................4101 / 10
83) Toft ....................................4065 / 0
90) mucman ...........................3730 / 13
94) Maku .................................3613 / 2
96) IceCreamLtDan ..............3585 / 17
100)Jwyatt ................................3494 / 14
107)thecool1 ............................3167 / 12
108)Swanny .............................3115 / 8
141)sukhoi ...............................2340 / 3
149)Dazmite ............................2201 / 9
179)Panhead49 ......................1766 / 0
191)Rowdy Ray .......................1621 / 0
221)medic ................................1364 / 9
253)Bleep .................................1133 / 5
255)Crazee ..............................1122 / 24
265)Kruptikos ..........................1075 / 7
269)BigFatCow ........................1055 / 7
298)Dingas ................................938 / 1
361)zeruty ...................................686 / 20
397)Corsairpro ..........................575 / 5
980)Team Geekender ...............87 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 2/12:
Polo - 10000 (10038)
IndyJaws - 10000 (10004)
The Federation - TeAm Anandtech - 8000 (8062)
Team Within Team Anandtech - 8000 (8057)
Pie Derro - 4000 (4062)
GSmith - 3000 (3015)
superbond - 250 (482)
Dave Rules - 250 (256)
paf077 - 250 (254)
Tapir - 100 (101)
Colin Frame - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Terrible Teriba - Team AnandTech SETI 500 - 2/11/2002
Micron - Team AnandTech SETI 1000 - 2/9/2002
Toft - Battle to 4000 - 2/9/2002
BigFatCow - Team AnandTech SETI 1000 - 2/8/2002
conjur - Race to Crunch 1000 - 2/8/2002
ZeroEffect - Race to 7000 - 2/8/2002
EvilWobbles - Another Race to 2500 - 2/7/2002
Zeruty - Team AnandTech SETI 500 - 2/7/2002
Migroo - Race to Crunch 100 - 2/6/2002
Swanny - Free-For-All to 3000 - 2/6/2002
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Those of you who were hoping for a little turtle soup on Valentine's Day are in for a big dose of disappointment. Unleashing a Turtle Dump several days in advance, Polo's little reptile deposits 140 workunits on Berkeley's doorstep, thrusting him across the finish line two days ahead of schedule and earning kudos for achieving one of the biggest and best milestone honors the SRL has to offer. Polo and the Tortoise become only the 35th Team Anandtech member to cross over the 10,000 wu mark, an exclusive club whose membership shows extreme dedication to both the team and the Seti project. Congratulations, Polo and welcome to the 10K Klub! Enjoy this very special milestone and a little time with the extra special babes in the 10K clubhouse hottub. We've even got a little tub of warm sand and some turtle babes for the Tortoise.
In a thrilling and bombastic finish worthy of two of Team AnandTech's more, shall we say vocal, members, an extra day of racing allows Admiral Engineer to overtake Rowdy Ray and his mates on the TWTA bus at the line despite the mutinous ensign with the large rank insignias efforts to muck with the Admiral's queue in his absence. Dumping an impressive 67 to TWTA's 60, the Federation manages to pull out their second victory in as many recent attempts by a five spot and feed the dude on the Red Rascal Rider a little humble pie. But, taking full advantage of my assertion that there are no losers in my races, Rowdy Ray rides his little red scooter right past the awards stand, deftly scooping up his brand new 8K Key with the sharpened tip of his platinum cane on the way by, and storms through the door of the 8K lounge, leaping directly into the hottub, scattering babes and beer bottles in every direction. Congratulations to two of TA's most prolific mini-teams.
Also pouring his rigs across the finish line this morning is Jerboy who adds eight to his running total to top out at 103 in his Race to Crunch 100. Crossing several days behind a streaking migroo, Jerboy still manages to grab some TA-Seti honors because everyone who sets a goal for themselves and reaches it is a winner around here. The next goal for the young rookie is the checkered flag in the Team AnandTech SETI 500, a milestone that lays only 125 wu's ahead.
Once again, the Race to 3000 draws smilies for everyone this morning as all four racers purge prolifically, led by Dom's 35. With a little less than 1000 wu's to go, this one will begin to get very interesting as we progress forward. There are no fools in the April Fool's 6000 this morning. Everyone receives a jaw-dropper from the race coordinator as cakin shocks everyone with 62, but still manages to produce the least among the three in his bracket! Even Baldy18's monster 68 is overshadowed by the Awesome Aussie's phenominal 80. "Wow!" is all I can think of to say about that! Another Race to 8000 sees crt1530 swap positions with Droolie, but not without a little trepidation. You see, the Slobber Guy has been damming up the river between his fleet and Berkeley for the last several days and we all know that that is merely an announcement that wet times are ahead for anyone in Droolie's vicinity.
Advancements among racers on 2/12 include lane42 up 1 to 49, The Federation up 1 to 45, crt1530 up 1 to 63, Gul Dukat up 1 to 65, PieDerro up 1 to 84, Bigwoofer up 2 to 124, conjur up 2 to 210, m2kewl up 3 to 219, Domination up 1 to 231, DarkMajiq up 1 to 132, Ishmael2k up 1 to 194, neovan up 4 to 232, Karsten up 7 to 266, Boogak up 1 to 236, Nemur up 1 to 242, micron up 1 to 264, neovan up 4 to 232, Jerboy up 4 to 502, ledzepp98 up 1 to 80, Crazee up 3 to 255, BigFatCow up 1 to 269, zeruty up 2 to 361.
_______________________________________
God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.2
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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