Seti Race Stats and Milestones for 12/5...

OhioDude

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Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu

Clash of the Titans, The Sequel (21,000):
8) JW.Middleton ...................20852 / 93
9) soni ...................................20011 / 31
10) IBHacknU ......................18897 / 141
11) Bazilla ............................17660 / 23

Polo's Challenge to the Turtle: 10,000 by 2/14/02 or You're Soup:
35) Polo ..................................7968 / 8

Race to 6000:
44) Lane42 ...........................5736 / 10
45) ZeroEffect .......................5585 / 22 :)
54) The Federation ..............4541 / 58 :)

Race to 5000:
49) zodder .............................4903 / 42 :)
50) Wiz ....................................4852 / 11
54) The Federation ..............4541 / 58 :)

Race to Catch def:
43) def ....................................5771 / 21
46) TWTA ...............................5284 / 54 :)
49) zodder .............................4903 / 42 :)
51) MaxSiren .........................4806 / 13
54) The Federation ..............4541 / 58 :)
55) mgpaulus .......................4508 / 18

Race to 4000:
64) cakin ................................3785 / 19 :)
69) Gul Dukat ........................3516 / 27
80) GreatWhiteNorth ............3120 / 22

Quickie to 3000:
84) ledzepp98 ........................3005 / 76 :Q:D
87) Slahr Dzhe .......................2941 / 34 :)
89) Toft ....................................2831 / 10
90) Ai3x ....................................2809 / 17 :)
91) Baldy18 ............................2767 / 14
94) crt1530 ............................2695 / 55 :)
97) Jwyatt ................................2682 / 12

Race to 3000:
93) mucman ............................2743 / 12
100)IceCreamLtDan ..............2531 / 16
120)sparks ..............................2048 / 45 :)

Race to 2500:
104)DroolMAN! ......................2494 / 31 :)
107)PhotoLenny ....................2376 / 4
112)Electrode ........................2261 / 9

Race to 2250:
134)thecool1 ..........................1851 / 17
141)svrblues00 ......................1761 / 4
148)Tarca ...............................1653 / 31 :)
167)PieDerro .........................1493 / 56 :Q

Race to 2000:
122)Swanny ............................2006 / 10
131)ConfusedBW ..................1882 / 10
132)Super Sukhoi ..................1872 / 8
157)Pabster ............................1570 / 22 :)

Race to 1500:
164)DarkMajiq ........................1501 / 19 :D

Battle Royale to 1500:
165)Dazmite ...........................1500 / 11 :D
168)serialb .............................1487 / 17
169)JimMc ..............................1486 / 10

Y.A.R.T. 1500:
199)Eltano1 ............................1129 / 7
200)EvadMan .........................1109 / 6
212)Emos ...............................1042 / 7

Race to 1250:
191)Clueless .........................1176 / 21 :)
194)muadib ............................1142 / 9
195)pyxis .................................1140 / 6

Race to 1100:
215)Logix .................................1036 / 4
233)Bunker ..............................906 / 0
256)Ishmael2k .......................826 / 13

Marathon to 1000:
227)Panhead49 ........................929 / 15 :)
283)Kruptikos ............................669 / 4

Road to 1000:
280)CRV .....................................678 / 10
281)ShotgunSteve ....................673 / 9

Race to 750:
295)Boogak ...............................610 / 10 :)
299)Hoober ...............................594 / 10 :)
312)JetsFanatic ........................560 / 5
314)Bigwoofer ...........................552 / 34 :)

Lonely Racers: :(
25) sduguid .........................10998 / 30 :)
27) USS IsOs ......................10407 / 57
28) USS Poop .......................10172 / 41
41) Yield .................................6089 / 40 :)
76) Maku ................................3238 / 8
248)Dingas ..............................853 / 0
302)Bleep .................................585 / 10 :)
400)Corsairpro ........................352 / 1

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Milestones achieved on 12/5:

4D Konsulenterne A/S - 20000 (20011) :D
Alan J. Simpson - 3000 (3278)
ledzepp98 - 3000 (3005) :D
Swanny - 2000 (2006) :D
Dark Majiq - 1500 (1501) :D
Dazmite - 1500 (1500) :D
Maggotry - 500 (815)

10 Most Recent Race Winners:

Wilder - Race to 1500 - 12/2/2001
TWTA - Race to 5000 - 12/1/2001
USS IsOs - Race to Ceti Alpha 7 - 11/30/2001
Gul Dukat - Wind Sprint to 3200 - 11/28/2001
Smokeball - Proceed to Sector 7423 - 11/26/2001
Boogak - SETI 500 - 11/24/2001
Pie Derro - Marathon to 1000 - 11/23/2001
sparks - Battle Royale to 1500 - 11/22/2001
Slahr Dzhe - The Great Race to 2500 - 11/22/2001
DroolMAN! - Race to 2000 - 11/21/2001
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The Dazzler showed another bit of versatility last evening with the little "deek" move he used on his competitors. Perhaps they were lulled into a little false sense of security by the rookie's admission that he didn't feel he had the hutzpah to cross the finish line ahead of his competitors. Or perhaps he has been to Smokeball's school of racing strategy and learned from the master himself. Regardless, Dazzling Daz coaxed the requisite horsepower from his rigs to crunch over his average for a third consecutive day and propel himself across the finish line in the Battle Royale to 1500. Congratulations, Daz! But don't go away as JimMc and serialb are still on the track and battling for the right to cross next.

The Quickie to 3000 has had it's share of twists and turns. This morning, in an incredible outcome that will confound the odds-makers for months to come, the Rocker from Long Island, ledzepp98 crashes across the finish line after dumping a phenomenal 76 wu's to capture the trophy and a new K-Club key. What a piece of racing strategy displayed by ledzepp! Knowing that Baldy18 was going to explode at any moment, hurtling himself in the general direction of the finish line, he out-dumped the dumper one day in advance to thwart Baldy's come-back attempt. Congratulations, ledzepp! And congratulations also to the remaining racers to 3000 who have provided us with thrills and spills galore! Seeing that the Bald One still hasn't purged, I have a little advice for the rest of you still battling in that bracket: "Take cover!".

The Race to 2000 also crowns a champion as the winners continue to stream across the finish line this morning. Swanny, honking madly and flapping his huge white wings furiously, takes the checkered flag with plenty of room to spare. What began as a hard-fought and tightly contested battle many weeks ago, became an easy glide to the big pond for the Aquatic White Bird. Congratulations, Swanny! There's still a lot of racing to go as CBW, Super Sukhoi, and Pabster continue their struggle on the track. The rest of this one should be exciting.

"Majiq! Majiq! Majiq!", chants the race crowd as the fan favorite from Calgary, Alberta crosses the finish line to take second place in the Race to 1500. Not wanting to leave their seats until their champion had completed the course, Dark Majiq's following remained boisterous and lively, cheering his every move as he stormed around the final turn and churned for pay dirt. Majiq may have finished second in this race, but he's still number one in the hearts of many SRL followers. Congratulations on the 1.5 K milestone, Majiq!

A new battle begins today. This war will be waged on the road that has seen so much exaltation, and so many tears. It has seen celebrations as well as sorrow. It has chiseled champions from the hard granite of grit, and resolute determination. This is the Road to 1000, where everybody sweats and struggles, shedding bitter tears in the honorable quest to turn three digits into four. Some tread the difficult path for the glory. Some do it in order to experience the intense satisfaction of a conquering an unseen enemy. Yet others do it for the beer and the babes. Regardless of motivation, two gladiators enter the arena today and embark on a journey that will earn them acceptence among the most respected and revered of TA-Seti bretheran. And a little time in the hottub, too. Welcome CRV and ShotgunSteve as they begin their journey to 1000.

Advancements among racers on 12/5 include The Federation up 1 to 54, Gul Dukat up 1 to 69, ledzepp98 up 1 to 84, crt1530 up 2 to 94, Tarca up 1 to 148, PieDerro up 3 to 167, DarkMajiq up 1 to 164, Emos up 2 to 212, muadib up 2 to 194, ShotgunSteve up 1 to 281, Panhead49 up 1 to 227, Bigwoofer up 6 to 314, sduguid up 1 to 25, Bleep up 1 to 302.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.2 :cool:
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GulDukat

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Thanks for the commentary and the stats, OD!!

Congrats to the race winners and the milestone makers!!

:D

Dukat
 

RaySun2Be

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Congrats! to the Milestone Makers![/b] :D

Congrats! to the race winners! :D

Thanks! for the stats, OD! :D
 

Baldy18

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I was supposed to be dumping last night but my stupid internet connection went down durring my scheduled dump time and I woke up a little bit ago to find that I hadn't dumped and one of my clients had gone without wu's for 40minutes.:( Oh well, could have been worse. Dumping now.:)

Congrats ledzepp98 on a stunning victory.
Thanks for the stats OD.
 

DarkMajiq

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Thanks, OD! :D

The commentary is great, there's just one small problem: Calgary's in Alberta :)
 

OhioDude

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<< there's just one small problem: Calgary's in Alberta >>


:eek:

Are you sure about that? ;)
 

Smoke

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Knowing George's history, I'd check for a recent earthquake or something that might account for the relocation of Calgary. ;)

He's never been wrong as far as I can remember. :D

/now where did I put my keys? :eek:

You are still #1 in my book, Ohio Dude.

And I bet if we kept score of errors per 1,000 words, you would be #1. :D
 

Bigwoofer

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Awesome! Thanks for the stats and commentary OD! I'm doing my best to do a "underdog-come-from-behind" in the race to 750 to get some commentary on that :) :) :) Watch out you 750'ers, bigwoof just let the dogs out!
 

toft-dk

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Thanks for the stats and comments OhioDude :)

Congrats to racewinner ledzepp98 :D

And to the MM's:
:):):)
 

Confused

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thanks for the stats/commentry OD :)

Congrats to Swanny for winning the Race to 2000, well done :)

Also, congrats to the other race winners and MMs :)

ConfusedBW
 

Polo

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Congrats to the MM and winners ! :D :cool:

As usual, great stats and comments ! :)

Thanks OD. :)
 

IsOs

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Congrats to ledzepp98, Swanny, Dark Majiq, and Dazmite for winning their races. Also, WTG! all milestones makers:)

Ohio Dude, Mahalo Nui Loa to the ELITE commentary and stats update!

 

Engineer

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Thanks very much OD! :D

Excellent stats and commentary as usual.....a little too little and too late for the Federation....but we'll be back....and better than ever!!! Buwhahahahahahahahahahaha! :D