Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
The Race to Number 50:
51) cakin .................................17427 / 61
56) conjur ...............................15633 / 43
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
47) Poopaskoopa ....................19335 / 78 :Q
49) OhioDude ...........................19105 / 37
50) WayneS ...............................18147 / 42
54) LiveLongAndProsper .......15964 / 71
57) Rebel Alliance ...................15625 / 91
72) Ben98SentraSE ..................12658 / 151
The Great 10K CountDown:
84) mucman ..........................9801 / 8
92) Sammael ........................9574 / 29
93) Maku ................................9562 / 3
95) MoFunk .............................9370 / 44
97) GolfGeek .........................9215 / 2
103)Ammocan ........................8769 / 50
111)Amer .................................7917 / 39
The Crunch & Munch 10K
86) paf077 ...............................9770 / 28
100)British Bulldog Racers ....8923 / 8
105)minendo ............................8516 / 7
118)The Wildnet Team............7202 / 13
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
138)clueless ...............................5701 / 0
154)Electrode .............................4979 / 29
Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000:
154)Electrode .............................4979 / 29
155)Marrkks ................................4887 / 34
157)Pyxis .....................................4834 / 10
Adul's 2002 Year End Celebration at 2500:
280)Adul ......................................2487 / 17
Battle of the Ons - The Actaeon / Khyron Ion Run to 1500:
417)Actaeon ................................1488 / 9
685)Khyron ..................................618 / 0
Bob The Wizard's 1K Dash:
692)BobTheWizard ....................602 / 7
3000 WU Smoosh:
Mighty Micron .......................10415 / 41 (1149)
Team Funky Ray ....................9370 / 51 (1109)
Toft / Vold - DK ...................14201 / 72 (1107)
jatwell ......................................5562 / 83 (747)
Rebel Alliance ...................15625 / 91 (444)
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!: <--------------------------------------- One more day for the Shuxster!
Shuxclams .........................43917 / 86 (2982)
lane42 .................................22247 / 15 (2127)
Soni .....................................39913 / 45 (1983)
BigWoofer ..........................14168 / 103 (1662) :Q
Major Tom ..........................23395 / 27 (1455)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
OhioDude ..........................19105 / 37 (936)
LyNx01 .................................2552 / 19 (922)
Marrkks .................................4887 / 34 (898)
Electrode ..............................4979 / 29 (847)
neovan ..................................6712 / 17 (705)
1500 WU Smackdown:
ZeroEffect .........................12849 / 17 (842)
The Wildnet Team..............7202 / 13 (798)
Maggotry ..............................5555 / 19 (704)
Baldy18 .............................12687 / 1 (657)
Orange Kid .........................7373 / 8 (388)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
MaxSiren .............................10912 / 0 (1395)
panhead49..........................7159 / 19 (1211)
mucman ..............................9801 / 8 (1060)
1000 WU Woad Wally: <------------------------------------------- Poopsie regains the lead!
Poopaskoopa ....................19335 / 78 (805) :Q
KCJeeper ............................6815 / 17 (745)
Kruptikos ..............................4331 / 14 (707)
RattleDagger .......................9798 / 9 (676)
crt1530 ...............................13069 / 6 (544)
BigFatCow ...........................4128 / 0 (504)
ElFenix ..................................8920 / 0 (465)
Team AnandTech SETI 111110100:
RazeOrc ..............................2272 / 15 (478)
PhotoLenny ........................5340 / 9 (403)
BobTheWizard .....................602 / 7 (375)
Emos ..................................3418 / 0 (269)
Lonely Racers:
5) PieDerro ..........................66393 / 7
8) Smokeball .......................53998 / 150
10) IsOs ................................48412 / 111
13) LastKnight .....................45282 / 249
17) The Federation .............38930 / 126
24) Pazoo ..............................28751 / 102
25) m2kewl ..........................28509 / 71
27) zodder ............................26975 / 59
31) Networkman ..................25496 / 47
32) Crazee ............................25303 / 94
33) IJump .............................24364 / 3
36) LANMAN..........................23210 / 11
40) Yield.................................22234 / 60
41) def ....................................21624 / 7
42) wirelessenabled ...........20080 / 43
43) Darth Polo ......................20031 / 18
45) SoulAssassin ...............19660 / 33
46) DroolMAN! ......................19402 / 0
48) EvilWobbles ..................19175 / 43
66) Basilisk420 ....................13022 / 42
74) Karsten ............................12240 / 46
76) Swanny ...........................11208 / 40
81) tuffguy ..............................10360 / 0
112)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
125)ReaganCRW ....................6682 / 0
131)Eltano1 .............................6263 / 0
132)ledzepp98 .........................6234 / 6
147)Dazmite ............................5400 / 13
149)teriba..................................5321 / 9
152)Evadman .............................5036 / 13
156)Ishmael2k .........................4870 / 11
168)migroo ...............................4210 / 0
171)sukhoi ...............................4155 / 2
265)Logix .................................2583 / 2
271)DAPUNISHER .................2545 / 20
273)Spacehead ......................2526 / 2
294)Starrider ...........................2323 / 0
382)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
530)JetsFanatic .......................1022 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 12/28:
IBhacknU - 73000 (73068)
basilisk420 - 13000 (13022)
Martin - 2000 (2004)
Grant Schmid - 1500 (1542)
BatmanNate - 1500 (1508)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Evadman - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 12/26/2002
ys - SETI 500 at Tarca Speedway - 12/26/2002
Jumpin' Jatwell - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 12/23/2002
Mighty Micron - The Great 10K Countdown - 12/22/2002
Swanny - 2001: A WU Oddessy - 12/21/2002
WayneS - 2001: A WU Oddessy - 12/20/2002
Darth Polo - 2001: A WU Oddessy - 12/20/2002
Assimilator1 - 1000 WU's: Muncher to Muncher - 12/20/2002
Domination - The Great 10K CountDown - 12/20/2002
conjur - 2001: A WU Oddessy - 12/19/2002
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Pulling to within 40 of Mighty Micron in the 3000 WU Smoosh, Captain MoFunk and Rowdy Ray were feeling pretty confident and at ease with their invigorating high-octane cruise as of late. But just as Rowdy Ray leaned out the doorway of the psychadelic Funky Bus to compose another playful little finger gesture so it would be visible in Mighty Micron's rear view mirror, he was bonked on the back of the head with an empty wu cartridge. Turning in confusion to glance to the bus's rear, Rowdy Ray recoiled in horror at the sight of the black menacing machinery under the employ of the Great Dane team of Toft / Vold - DK roaring up at a breakneck pace from behind, now only two wus to the rear. Spitting fire and smoke from the burning carcasses of 72 workunits, Toft the Terrific, grinning sinisterly from behind the wheel of his crunching craft, tosses another spent wu cartridge at Rowdy Ray's suprised countenance, this one dinking him right on the nose.
Captain Poopsie opens his wu-bay doors and drops a load of 78 nuremidic mines in his wake, directly in the path of the USS Ohio in 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!. Nuremidic mines, banned at the last Inter-Galactic Peace Charter held on Setleck III, are one of the most heinous weapons Captain Poopsie and his engineering staff ever dreamed up. Each has its own miniature cloaking device so they are not visible on long range or short range sensors and can be programmed to seek out a specific warp signature and automatically switch to follow an impulse wave should the target drop out of warp. The mines themselves cause no physical damage, but release high concentrations of nuremidic gas through a ship's ventilation ducts and we all know what nuremidic gas does... Let's just say it has the same effect on a person as would eating a pound of stewed prunes, three boxes of high-fiber breakfast serial, and a whole chocolate Ex-Lax cake. Imagine the effect on a starship's waste disposal system when every single toilet is flushed simultaneously! They don't call him Poopaskoopa for nothin'.
I think one of those nuremidic mines just exploded in the captain's quarters! :Q Gotta go!
Advancements among racers on 12/28 include Sammael up 1 to 92, paf077 up 1 to 86, Marrkks up 1 to 155, Actaeon up 3 to 417, BobTheWizard up 5 to 692, Basilisk420 up 2 to 66, DAPUNISHER up 1 to 271.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
The Race to Number 50:
51) cakin .................................17427 / 61
56) conjur ...............................15633 / 43
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
47) Poopaskoopa ....................19335 / 78 :Q
49) OhioDude ...........................19105 / 37
50) WayneS ...............................18147 / 42
54) LiveLongAndProsper .......15964 / 71
57) Rebel Alliance ...................15625 / 91
72) Ben98SentraSE ..................12658 / 151
The Great 10K CountDown:
84) mucman ..........................9801 / 8
92) Sammael ........................9574 / 29
93) Maku ................................9562 / 3
95) MoFunk .............................9370 / 44
97) GolfGeek .........................9215 / 2
103)Ammocan ........................8769 / 50
111)Amer .................................7917 / 39
The Crunch & Munch 10K
86) paf077 ...............................9770 / 28
100)British Bulldog Racers ....8923 / 8
105)minendo ............................8516 / 7
118)The Wildnet Team............7202 / 13
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
138)clueless ...............................5701 / 0
154)Electrode .............................4979 / 29
Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000:
154)Electrode .............................4979 / 29
155)Marrkks ................................4887 / 34
157)Pyxis .....................................4834 / 10
Adul's 2002 Year End Celebration at 2500:
280)Adul ......................................2487 / 17
Battle of the Ons - The Actaeon / Khyron Ion Run to 1500:
417)Actaeon ................................1488 / 9
685)Khyron ..................................618 / 0
Bob The Wizard's 1K Dash:
692)BobTheWizard ....................602 / 7
3000 WU Smoosh:
Mighty Micron .......................10415 / 41 (1149)
Team Funky Ray ....................9370 / 51 (1109)
Toft / Vold - DK ...................14201 / 72 (1107)
jatwell ......................................5562 / 83 (747)
Rebel Alliance ...................15625 / 91 (444)
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!: <--------------------------------------- One more day for the Shuxster!
Shuxclams .........................43917 / 86 (2982)
lane42 .................................22247 / 15 (2127)
Soni .....................................39913 / 45 (1983)
BigWoofer ..........................14168 / 103 (1662) :Q
Major Tom ..........................23395 / 27 (1455)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's:
OhioDude ..........................19105 / 37 (936)
LyNx01 .................................2552 / 19 (922)
Marrkks .................................4887 / 34 (898)
Electrode ..............................4979 / 29 (847)
neovan ..................................6712 / 17 (705)
1500 WU Smackdown:
ZeroEffect .........................12849 / 17 (842)
The Wildnet Team..............7202 / 13 (798)
Maggotry ..............................5555 / 19 (704)
Baldy18 .............................12687 / 1 (657)
Orange Kid .........................7373 / 8 (388)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
MaxSiren .............................10912 / 0 (1395)
panhead49..........................7159 / 19 (1211)
mucman ..............................9801 / 8 (1060)
1000 WU Woad Wally: <------------------------------------------- Poopsie regains the lead!
Poopaskoopa ....................19335 / 78 (805) :Q
KCJeeper ............................6815 / 17 (745)
Kruptikos ..............................4331 / 14 (707)
RattleDagger .......................9798 / 9 (676)
crt1530 ...............................13069 / 6 (544)
BigFatCow ...........................4128 / 0 (504)
ElFenix ..................................8920 / 0 (465)
Team AnandTech SETI 111110100:
RazeOrc ..............................2272 / 15 (478)
PhotoLenny ........................5340 / 9 (403)
BobTheWizard .....................602 / 7 (375)
Emos ..................................3418 / 0 (269)
Lonely Racers:
5) PieDerro ..........................66393 / 7
8) Smokeball .......................53998 / 150
10) IsOs ................................48412 / 111
13) LastKnight .....................45282 / 249
17) The Federation .............38930 / 126
24) Pazoo ..............................28751 / 102
25) m2kewl ..........................28509 / 71
27) zodder ............................26975 / 59
31) Networkman ..................25496 / 47
32) Crazee ............................25303 / 94
33) IJump .............................24364 / 3
36) LANMAN..........................23210 / 11
40) Yield.................................22234 / 60
41) def ....................................21624 / 7
42) wirelessenabled ...........20080 / 43
43) Darth Polo ......................20031 / 18
45) SoulAssassin ...............19660 / 33
46) DroolMAN! ......................19402 / 0
48) EvilWobbles ..................19175 / 43
66) Basilisk420 ....................13022 / 42
74) Karsten ............................12240 / 46
76) Swanny ...........................11208 / 40
81) tuffguy ..............................10360 / 0
112)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
125)ReaganCRW ....................6682 / 0
131)Eltano1 .............................6263 / 0
132)ledzepp98 .........................6234 / 6
147)Dazmite ............................5400 / 13
149)teriba..................................5321 / 9
152)Evadman .............................5036 / 13
156)Ishmael2k .........................4870 / 11
168)migroo ...............................4210 / 0
171)sukhoi ...............................4155 / 2
265)Logix .................................2583 / 2
271)DAPUNISHER .................2545 / 20
273)Spacehead ......................2526 / 2
294)Starrider ...........................2323 / 0
382)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
530)JetsFanatic .......................1022 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 12/28:
IBhacknU - 73000 (73068)
basilisk420 - 13000 (13022)
Martin - 2000 (2004)
Grant Schmid - 1500 (1542)
BatmanNate - 1500 (1508)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Evadman - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 12/26/2002
ys - SETI 500 at Tarca Speedway - 12/26/2002
Jumpin' Jatwell - Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 - 12/23/2002
Mighty Micron - The Great 10K Countdown - 12/22/2002
Swanny - 2001: A WU Oddessy - 12/21/2002
WayneS - 2001: A WU Oddessy - 12/20/2002
Darth Polo - 2001: A WU Oddessy - 12/20/2002
Assimilator1 - 1000 WU's: Muncher to Muncher - 12/20/2002
Domination - The Great 10K CountDown - 12/20/2002
conjur - 2001: A WU Oddessy - 12/19/2002
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Pulling to within 40 of Mighty Micron in the 3000 WU Smoosh, Captain MoFunk and Rowdy Ray were feeling pretty confident and at ease with their invigorating high-octane cruise as of late. But just as Rowdy Ray leaned out the doorway of the psychadelic Funky Bus to compose another playful little finger gesture so it would be visible in Mighty Micron's rear view mirror, he was bonked on the back of the head with an empty wu cartridge. Turning in confusion to glance to the bus's rear, Rowdy Ray recoiled in horror at the sight of the black menacing machinery under the employ of the Great Dane team of Toft / Vold - DK roaring up at a breakneck pace from behind, now only two wus to the rear. Spitting fire and smoke from the burning carcasses of 72 workunits, Toft the Terrific, grinning sinisterly from behind the wheel of his crunching craft, tosses another spent wu cartridge at Rowdy Ray's suprised countenance, this one dinking him right on the nose.
Captain Poopsie opens his wu-bay doors and drops a load of 78 nuremidic mines in his wake, directly in the path of the USS Ohio in 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!. Nuremidic mines, banned at the last Inter-Galactic Peace Charter held on Setleck III, are one of the most heinous weapons Captain Poopsie and his engineering staff ever dreamed up. Each has its own miniature cloaking device so they are not visible on long range or short range sensors and can be programmed to seek out a specific warp signature and automatically switch to follow an impulse wave should the target drop out of warp. The mines themselves cause no physical damage, but release high concentrations of nuremidic gas through a ship's ventilation ducts and we all know what nuremidic gas does... Let's just say it has the same effect on a person as would eating a pound of stewed prunes, three boxes of high-fiber breakfast serial, and a whole chocolate Ex-Lax cake. Imagine the effect on a starship's waste disposal system when every single toilet is flushed simultaneously! They don't call him Poopaskoopa for nothin'.
I think one of those nuremidic mines just exploded in the captain's quarters! :Q Gotta go!
Advancements among racers on 12/28 include Sammael up 1 to 92, paf077 up 1 to 86, Marrkks up 1 to 155, Actaeon up 3 to 417, BobTheWizard up 5 to 692, Basilisk420 up 2 to 66, DAPUNISHER up 1 to 271.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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