Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Wiz says, "You're Ass(imilator) is Grass before Classic ends!":
59) Wiz ..........................................50981 / 130 :beer::beer:
:babes; :naughtiness-in-the-hottub;
60) Assimilator1 .........................50940 / 37 🙂
100K "Resistence is Futile" Romp:
22) BadThad and MadMark .......93184 / 46
24) OhioDude ...............................90240 / 231 <----- Last ones for me. 🙁 The rest go to Bespy! 🙂
25) Lean Lane42 .........................87163 / 3
26) CraigRT ...................................83411 / 60 🙂
27) LANMAN ..................................83221 / 0
80K Rassem-Tassem Frickin-Frackin Wrabble-Wrouser:
31) Matchbok ..................................76650 / 15
Sizzlin' Soni's Super Slide to Seventy-Five:
34) Sizzlin' Soni ..............................74928 / 67 🙂
Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
65) JimMc ...................................43914 / 60 🙂
66) jdiddy ....................................43101 / 11
73) Starrider ...............................40598 / 0
40K Monumental Multi-Man Mortifier:
76) BMdoobieW ......................37678 / 59 🙂
78) Panhead49 .......................37542 / 10
Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
81) Toft / Vold - DK ......................34555 / 2
89) Soggysocks ...........................32069 / 22 🙂
90) Ed Omega ..............................31935 / 75 🙂
91) Obitus .....................................30607 / 38 🙂
Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch:
98) Unforgiven ..............................28132 / 0
101)Zaph .........................................27603 / 0
106)Michael and the Cuppies ....27027 / 0
110)Nasty Neovan .........................26331 / 0
112)thepoolman ............................25966 / 0
113)BigFatCow ..............................25745 / 0
25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
132)vrmuds ......................................21828 / 45 🙂
136)lobadobadingdong .................21134 / 0
The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
146)Sideswipe .................................18972 / 0
157)JonB ..........................................17572 / 4
169)petrusbroder .............................15529 / 0
Taboo's Last Classic Hurrah: Let's Get Bespy to 10,000!:
429)Bespin Reactor Shaft ..............5355 / 32
Lonely Racers:
1) Team Enterprise ............464819 / 128 🙂
2) Don Telkamp ..................421532 / 168
3) amdxborg ........................355313 / 257
4) Stonin' Ronin ..................307133 / 0
5) Rebel Alliance ................258279 / 3
7) PieDerro ..........................225148 / 28
9) Robor ...............................208578 / 0
10) IsOs ..................................202230 / 146 🙂
11) LastKnight .......................198784 / 0
15) Zodder .............................145489 / 132 🙂
40) Strider7 ............................61409 / 138 🙂
46) Team Tarca ....................57132 / 32 🙂
48) EvilWobbles ....................56119 / 0
54) CiSmAXz ..........................52156 / 0
55) Dalephi ............................51921 / 247 🙂
57) Conjur...............................51307 / 86 🙂
174)Anubis ..............................15356 / 15 🙂
177)Coquito ............................15191 / 1
239)TurtleBlue ........................11205 / 0
269)Eltano1 .............................10268 / 21 🙂
278)Wolfsraider ......................10001 / 0
368)TA Beowulf .........................6405 / 0
402)ShotgunSteven ..................5792 / 0
782)Zippin' Zim Hosein ...........2007 / 0
822)JetsFanatic .........................1845 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 12/9:
prontospyder - TeAm AnandTech - 15000 (15005)
quietdad - 6000 (6021)
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FLASHBACK!
To January 9, 2003:
Back in the day, farm animals were allowed to roam the race tracks whenever Poopaskoopa was racing because he would always keep the track sparkling clean. It was in Poopsie's nature to pick up crap left laying around by God-knows-what.
On January 9th, 2003, Poopsie discovered that you can come in second and STILL get the babes...
The race:
1000 WU Woad Wally:
Poopaskoopa ....................19543 / 21 (1013) 😀
KCJeeper ............................6985 / 15 (915)
Kruptikos ..............................4484 / 17 (860) 🙂
crt1530 ...............................13198 / 16 (673) 🙂
BigFatCow ...........................4253 / 0 (629)
ElFenix ..................................9033 / 7 (578 )
The commentary:
"Well, poop!", says Poopaskoopa as he dejectedly crosses the finish line one day later than RattleDagger, the first winner in the 1000 WU Woad Wally. Stooping to skoop a little poop off the track left there by somebody's cow or goat, or something, Poopsie is startled when three race babes run over to escort him to the winner's circle. His disappointment turns to joy as he realizes that the roar emanating from the stands is for him and that the band is playing his favorite tune. Tossing aside the poop he had just skooped, Poopsie heads over to the awards stand, a lovely babe on each arm, and one following behind carrying a box of Poopaskoopa's own special blend of kitty litter. (Available at all SRL souvenir stands.) See, it doesn't really matter if you cross the finish line first or last, as long as you finish the race. Congratulations, Poopsie! We'd just like to ask that you hose yourself off before getting into the hottub. Last time, all that clumping kitty litter plugged up the drain.
Advancements among racers on 12/9 include Wiz up 2 to 59, Bespin Reactor Shaft up 2 to 429.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4
Wiz says, "You're Ass(imilator) is Grass before Classic ends!":
59) Wiz ..........................................50981 / 130 :beer::beer:
:babes; :naughtiness-in-the-hottub;60) Assimilator1 .........................50940 / 37 🙂
100K "Resistence is Futile" Romp:
22) BadThad and MadMark .......93184 / 46
24) OhioDude ...............................90240 / 231 <----- Last ones for me. 🙁 The rest go to Bespy! 🙂
25) Lean Lane42 .........................87163 / 3
26) CraigRT ...................................83411 / 60 🙂
27) LANMAN ..................................83221 / 0
80K Rassem-Tassem Frickin-Frackin Wrabble-Wrouser:
31) Matchbok ..................................76650 / 15
Sizzlin' Soni's Super Slide to Seventy-Five:
34) Sizzlin' Soni ..............................74928 / 67 🙂
Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
65) JimMc ...................................43914 / 60 🙂
66) jdiddy ....................................43101 / 11
73) Starrider ...............................40598 / 0
40K Monumental Multi-Man Mortifier:
76) BMdoobieW ......................37678 / 59 🙂
78) Panhead49 .......................37542 / 10
Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
81) Toft / Vold - DK ......................34555 / 2
89) Soggysocks ...........................32069 / 22 🙂
90) Ed Omega ..............................31935 / 75 🙂
91) Obitus .....................................30607 / 38 🙂
Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus a Bunch:
98) Unforgiven ..............................28132 / 0
101)Zaph .........................................27603 / 0
106)Michael and the Cuppies ....27027 / 0
110)Nasty Neovan .........................26331 / 0
112)thepoolman ............................25966 / 0
113)BigFatCow ..............................25745 / 0
25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
132)vrmuds ......................................21828 / 45 🙂
136)lobadobadingdong .................21134 / 0
The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
146)Sideswipe .................................18972 / 0
157)JonB ..........................................17572 / 4
169)petrusbroder .............................15529 / 0
Taboo's Last Classic Hurrah: Let's Get Bespy to 10,000!:
429)Bespin Reactor Shaft ..............5355 / 32
Lonely Racers:
1) Team Enterprise ............464819 / 128 🙂
2) Don Telkamp ..................421532 / 168
3) amdxborg ........................355313 / 257
4) Stonin' Ronin ..................307133 / 0
5) Rebel Alliance ................258279 / 3
7) PieDerro ..........................225148 / 28
9) Robor ...............................208578 / 0
10) IsOs ..................................202230 / 146 🙂
11) LastKnight .......................198784 / 0
15) Zodder .............................145489 / 132 🙂
40) Strider7 ............................61409 / 138 🙂
46) Team Tarca ....................57132 / 32 🙂
48) EvilWobbles ....................56119 / 0
54) CiSmAXz ..........................52156 / 0
55) Dalephi ............................51921 / 247 🙂
57) Conjur...............................51307 / 86 🙂
174)Anubis ..............................15356 / 15 🙂
177)Coquito ............................15191 / 1
239)TurtleBlue ........................11205 / 0
269)Eltano1 .............................10268 / 21 🙂
278)Wolfsraider ......................10001 / 0
368)TA Beowulf .........................6405 / 0
402)ShotgunSteven ..................5792 / 0
782)Zippin' Zim Hosein ...........2007 / 0
822)JetsFanatic .........................1845 / 0
_______________________________________
Milestones achieved on 12/9:
prontospyder - TeAm AnandTech - 15000 (15005)
quietdad - 6000 (6021)
_______________________________________
FLASHBACK!
To January 9, 2003:
Back in the day, farm animals were allowed to roam the race tracks whenever Poopaskoopa was racing because he would always keep the track sparkling clean. It was in Poopsie's nature to pick up crap left laying around by God-knows-what.
On January 9th, 2003, Poopsie discovered that you can come in second and STILL get the babes...
The race:
1000 WU Woad Wally:
Poopaskoopa ....................19543 / 21 (1013) 😀
KCJeeper ............................6985 / 15 (915)
Kruptikos ..............................4484 / 17 (860) 🙂
crt1530 ...............................13198 / 16 (673) 🙂
BigFatCow ...........................4253 / 0 (629)
ElFenix ..................................9033 / 7 (578 )
The commentary:
"Well, poop!", says Poopaskoopa as he dejectedly crosses the finish line one day later than RattleDagger, the first winner in the 1000 WU Woad Wally. Stooping to skoop a little poop off the track left there by somebody's cow or goat, or something, Poopsie is startled when three race babes run over to escort him to the winner's circle. His disappointment turns to joy as he realizes that the roar emanating from the stands is for him and that the band is playing his favorite tune. Tossing aside the poop he had just skooped, Poopsie heads over to the awards stand, a lovely babe on each arm, and one following behind carrying a box of Poopaskoopa's own special blend of kitty litter. (Available at all SRL souvenir stands.) See, it doesn't really matter if you cross the finish line first or last, as long as you finish the race. Congratulations, Poopsie! We'd just like to ask that you hose yourself off before getting into the hottub. Last time, all that clumping kitty litter plugged up the drain.
Advancements among racers on 12/9 include Wiz up 2 to 59, Bespin Reactor Shaft up 2 to 429.
_______________________________________
God Bless America!
_______________________________________
Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4
