Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
The Race to Number 50:
52) cakin .................................16102 / 11
55) conjur ...............................14471 / 38
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
46) Poopaskoopa ....................18858 / 36
48) OhioDude ...........................18248 / 24
51) WayneS ...............................17018 / 37
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......13732 / 115
60) Rebel Alliance ...................13001 / 80
The Great 10K CountDown: <------------------------ The babes are gettin' ready to show Swanny a good time!
81) Swanny ............................9995 / 39
86) Domination .....................9390 / 26
87) mucman ..........................9386 / 17
89) GolfGeek .........................9156 / 5
93) Mighty Micron ..................8829 / 50
The Crunch & Munch 10K
99) paf077 ...............................8517 / 21
101)British Bulldog Racers ....8495 / 19
106)minendo ............................7984 / 16
115)The Wildnet Team............6670 / 11
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
137)clueless ...............................5651 / 2
158)Electrode .............................4209 / 27
Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000:
152)Evadman .............................4734 / 6
157)Pyxis .....................................4491 / 14
158)Electrode .............................4209 / 27
163)Marrkks ................................4071 / 28
201)jatwell ...................................3361 / 70
Battle of the Ons - The Actaeon / Khyron Ion Run to 1500:
459)Actaeon ................................1232 / 11
671)Khyron ..................................618 / 0
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!:
Shuxclams .........................41318 / 81 (383)
IsOs .....................................44247 / 87 (378)
Soni .....................................38242 / 70 (312)
lane42 .................................20404 / 16 (284)
Major Tom ..........................22152 / 50 (212)
BigWoofer ..........................12714 / 33 (208)
2001: A WU Oddesy:
SoulAssassin ...................18537 / 39 (1586)
conjur ..................................14471 / 38 (1292)
Darth Polo ..........................19066 / 13 (1259)
WayneS ..............................17018 / 37 (1227)
Swanny .................................9995 / 39 (1154)
British Bulldog Racers ......8495 / 19 (687)
2000 WU Packet Blaster:
ReaganCRW ......................6519 / 8 (1300)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's: <------------------------ Arrrrgh! I've fallen to third and I can't get up!
LyNx01 .................................1729 / 36 (99)
Marrkks .................................4071 / 28 (82)
OhioDude ..........................18248 / 24 (79)
Electrode ..............................4209 / 27 (77)
neovan ..................................6049 / 18 (42)
1500 WU Smackdown:
ZeroEffect .........................12355 / 20 (348)
Baldy18 .............................12335 / 15 (305)
Maggotry ..............................5128 / 17 (277)
The Wildnet Team..............6670 / 11 (266)
Orange Kid .........................7221 / 15 (236)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
Starrider .................................1927 / 34 (1116)
OhioDude ..........................18248 / 24 (969)
MaxSiren .............................10180 / 27 (663)
mucman ..............................9386 / 17 (645)
panhead49..........................6590 / 27 (642)
Serialized Burner Through the Stars to 1500:
Hellburner .........................21883 / 28 (1465)
Maku .....................................9028 / 17 (1027)
Serialb ..................................6396 / 5 (711)
The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200:
teriba .....................................4789 / 50 (1111) :Q
panhead49...........................6590 / 27 (1064)
JimMc ....................................6885 / 13 (741)
1000 WU Woad Wally: <----------------------------------Poopsie storms back into the lead!
Poopaskoopa ....................18858 / 36 (328)
KCJeeper ............................6389 / 21 (319)
Kruptikos ..............................3897 / 19 (273)
crt1530 ...............................12773 / 7 (248)
ElFenix ..................................8697 / 8 (242)
BigFatCow ...........................3866 / 13 (242)
Rattledagger v3.03 ............3275 / 13 (207)
Rattledagger v2.04 ............ --- / -
1000 WU's: Muncher to Muncher:
Assimilator1 .......................13963 / 43 (372)
Colin P ................................36155 / 23 (245)
1000 Workunit Blitz:
Spacehead ..........................2092 / 12 (936)
Maggotry ..............................5128 / 17 (887)
crt1530 ...............................12773 / 7 (798)
BigFatCow ..........................3866 / 13 (758)
Team AnandTech SETI 111110100:
Adul ......................................1974 / 18 (271)
BobTheWizard .....................391 / 8 (164)
PhotoLenny ........................5089 / 9 (152)
RazeOrc ..............................1920 / 0 (126)
Emos ..................................3257 / 6 (108)
snow patrol ........................1434 / 5 (93)
SETI 500 at Tarca Speedway:
dmcowen ............................2141 / 36 (402) :Q
DAPUNISHER ...................2090 / 28 (363)
ys ..........................................2874 / 1 (206)
PhotoLenny ........................5089 / 9 (160)
Skrill .....................................1412 / 8 (136)
Lonely Racers:
6) PieDerro .........................61789 / 208
10) Smokeball .....................49473 / 127
17) LastKnight .....................37966 / 251
19) The Federation .............34867 / 125
26) m2kewl ..........................26076 / 374 :Q:Q
31) Pazoo ..............................25262 / 143
32) zodder ............................24752 / 77
33) IJump .............................24268 / 1
36) Crazee ............................22566 / 109
39) Yield.................................20659 / 54
40) def ....................................20559 / 33
43) LANMAN..........................19702 / 11
45) DroolMAN! ......................19038 / 43
49) EvilWobbles ..................17952 / 40
50) wirelessenabled ...........17150 / 126
67) Toft / Vold - DK ...............12693 / 59
72) Basilisk420 ....................11911 / 38
75) Karsten ............................11119 / 35
79) tuffguy ..............................10094 / 3
84) Rowdy Ray ......................9440 / 5
105)MoFunk .............................7991 / 46
109)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
123)Eltano1 .............................6263 / 0
127)ledzepp98 .........................6106 / 5
147)Dazmite ............................5058 / 10
153)Ishmael2k .........................4573 / 12
160)migroo ...............................4186 / 0
166)sukhoi ...............................3991 / 4
254)Logix .................................2535 / 3
370)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
512)JetsFanatic .......................1021 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 11/30:
IBhacknU - 69000 (69118)
TeAm M&M - 50000 (50687)
m2kewl - 26000 (26076)
DroolMAN! - 19000 (19038)
Wayne S - 17000 (17018)
Rebel Alliance - 13000 (13001)
John Wulff - 6000 (6010)
Dave_Toffling - 2000 (2003)
andave - 1000 (1006)
Ranger-Team AnandTech - 1000 (1005)
Sunny129 - 1000 (1002)
amd.borg - 250 (250)
jazzman42379 - 100 (119)
Sugar Daddy Jr - 100 (101)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
neovan - The KenTurkey Derby THanksgiving Race to 1200 - 11/28/2002
Artemedes - 1000 Workunit Blitz - 11/27/2002
Starrider - Serialized Burner Through the Stars to 1500 - 11/26/2002
Crazee - 2000 WU Packet Blaster - 11/25/2002
MaxSiren - The Great 10K Countdown - 11/24/2002
Brutus - The Great 10K Countdown - 11/24/2002
LANMAN - The Century Stud Stomp to 5000 - 11/24/2002
GhettoFob - The Great 10K Countdown - 11/23/2002
Micron - 2000 WU Packet Blaster - 11/23/2002
Jatwell - 2000 WU Packet Blaster - 11/22/2002
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What a wild and wooly ride it is in the Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's. It's been a logjam at the top since the race began but LyNx01 is begining to separate himself from the rest of the pack, smashing 36 to out-class the competition by a long shot. Marrkks stuffs 28 in his pipe and smokes 'em to hand the race coordinator a one-way ticket to third place. OD shows his displeasure at the demotion by aiming a delayed action belch bomb at Marrkk's air recirculation intake tube on the environmental control unit of his racing rig. As if dropping a position isn't bad enough, OD also has Electrode sparking dangerously only two wu's to his rear, threatening to knock him down yet another peg. I've got to have a spare belch bomb around here someplace!
Poopaskoopa was just gettin' a little tired of being crapped on in the 1000 WU Woad Wally. Scooping 36 workunits out of the litter box and into Berkeley's input chute, Poopsie storms back into the lead by nine, leaving KCJeeper with the daunting task of removing all the kitty litter from his hair from the second position. No matter how hard DAPUNISHER dumps in an attempt to maneuver around Dazzlin' Dave in the SETI 500 at Tarca Speedway, Dazzlin' Dave always seems to have an answering dump of equal or greater proportions. Despite DAPUNISHER's impressive 28 wu purge, he finds himself even further behind after the Davester stomps 36 packets into so much wu dust underneath his racing boots. Terrible Teriba was especialy terrible to his competitors overnight, smooshing 50 workunits into a sticky goo in The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200. The 50 just might very well represent a personal best for the Terrible One, who earns a shockie bonk from Gertrude the Shockie Fairy for his masterful effort.
ZeroEffect lengthens his lead to 43 over Bad Bad Baldy in the 1500 WU Smackdown while Magnificent Maggotry appears to be back at the helm of his racing rig, causing a little acid indigestion to bubble up in Baldy18's belly. Meanwhile, in 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!, our friendly Hawaiian racer IsOs is threatening to be not so nice to Shuxclams. Annihilating 87 packets in his workunit torture chamber, Izzy gains six wu's on the leader and now cruises only five wu's from taking the lead. It doesn't get any more exciting than that, folks! A little further to the rear, Sizzlin' Soni makes lane42 pay for knocking him off the road yesterday by tossing the spent cartridges from 70 busted-up workunits into lane's trunk, temporarily slowing his rig down to a crawl as lane tries desparately to bail the cartridges out of the trunk with his wu bucket.
Advancements among racers on 11/30 include Rebel Alliance up 1 to 60, Domination up 1 to 86, paf077 up 1 to 99, Electrode up 2 to 158, jatwell up 5 to 201, Actaeon up 1 to 459, Toft / Vold - DK up 1 to 67, MoFunk up 1 to 105, Logix up 1 to 254.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
The Race to Number 50:
52) cakin .................................16102 / 11
55) conjur ...............................14471 / 38
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
46) Poopaskoopa ....................18858 / 36
48) OhioDude ...........................18248 / 24
51) WayneS ...............................17018 / 37
57) LiveLongAndProsper .......13732 / 115
60) Rebel Alliance ...................13001 / 80
The Great 10K CountDown: <------------------------ The babes are gettin' ready to show Swanny a good time!
81) Swanny ............................9995 / 39
86) Domination .....................9390 / 26
87) mucman ..........................9386 / 17
89) GolfGeek .........................9156 / 5
93) Mighty Micron ..................8829 / 50
The Crunch & Munch 10K
99) paf077 ...............................8517 / 21
101)British Bulldog Racers ....8495 / 19
106)minendo ............................7984 / 16
115)The Wildnet Team............6670 / 11
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
137)clueless ...............................5651 / 2
158)Electrode .............................4209 / 27
Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000:
152)Evadman .............................4734 / 6
157)Pyxis .....................................4491 / 14
158)Electrode .............................4209 / 27
163)Marrkks ................................4071 / 28
201)jatwell ...................................3361 / 70
Battle of the Ons - The Actaeon / Khyron Ion Run to 1500:
459)Actaeon ................................1232 / 11
671)Khyron ..................................618 / 0
3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!:
Shuxclams .........................41318 / 81 (383)
IsOs .....................................44247 / 87 (378)
Soni .....................................38242 / 70 (312)
lane42 .................................20404 / 16 (284)
Major Tom ..........................22152 / 50 (212)
BigWoofer ..........................12714 / 33 (208)
2001: A WU Oddesy:
SoulAssassin ...................18537 / 39 (1586)
conjur ..................................14471 / 38 (1292)
Darth Polo ..........................19066 / 13 (1259)
WayneS ..............................17018 / 37 (1227)
Swanny .................................9995 / 39 (1154)
British Bulldog Racers ......8495 / 19 (687)
2000 WU Packet Blaster:
ReaganCRW ......................6519 / 8 (1300)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's: <------------------------ Arrrrgh! I've fallen to third and I can't get up!
LyNx01 .................................1729 / 36 (99)
Marrkks .................................4071 / 28 (82)
OhioDude ..........................18248 / 24 (79)
Electrode ..............................4209 / 27 (77)
neovan ..................................6049 / 18 (42)
1500 WU Smackdown:
ZeroEffect .........................12355 / 20 (348)
Baldy18 .............................12335 / 15 (305)
Maggotry ..............................5128 / 17 (277)
The Wildnet Team..............6670 / 11 (266)
Orange Kid .........................7221 / 15 (236)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
Starrider .................................1927 / 34 (1116)
OhioDude ..........................18248 / 24 (969)
MaxSiren .............................10180 / 27 (663)
mucman ..............................9386 / 17 (645)
panhead49..........................6590 / 27 (642)
Serialized Burner Through the Stars to 1500:
Hellburner .........................21883 / 28 (1465)
Maku .....................................9028 / 17 (1027)
Serialb ..................................6396 / 5 (711)
The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200:
teriba .....................................4789 / 50 (1111) :Q
panhead49...........................6590 / 27 (1064)
JimMc ....................................6885 / 13 (741)
1000 WU Woad Wally: <----------------------------------Poopsie storms back into the lead!
Poopaskoopa ....................18858 / 36 (328)
KCJeeper ............................6389 / 21 (319)
Kruptikos ..............................3897 / 19 (273)
crt1530 ...............................12773 / 7 (248)
ElFenix ..................................8697 / 8 (242)
BigFatCow ...........................3866 / 13 (242)
Rattledagger v3.03 ............3275 / 13 (207)
Rattledagger v2.04 ............ --- / -
1000 WU's: Muncher to Muncher:
Assimilator1 .......................13963 / 43 (372)
Colin P ................................36155 / 23 (245)
1000 Workunit Blitz:
Spacehead ..........................2092 / 12 (936)
Maggotry ..............................5128 / 17 (887)
crt1530 ...............................12773 / 7 (798)
BigFatCow ..........................3866 / 13 (758)
Team AnandTech SETI 111110100:
Adul ......................................1974 / 18 (271)
BobTheWizard .....................391 / 8 (164)
PhotoLenny ........................5089 / 9 (152)
RazeOrc ..............................1920 / 0 (126)
Emos ..................................3257 / 6 (108)
snow patrol ........................1434 / 5 (93)
SETI 500 at Tarca Speedway:
dmcowen ............................2141 / 36 (402) :Q
DAPUNISHER ...................2090 / 28 (363)
ys ..........................................2874 / 1 (206)
PhotoLenny ........................5089 / 9 (160)
Skrill .....................................1412 / 8 (136)
Lonely Racers:
6) PieDerro .........................61789 / 208
10) Smokeball .....................49473 / 127
17) LastKnight .....................37966 / 251
19) The Federation .............34867 / 125
26) m2kewl ..........................26076 / 374 :Q:Q
31) Pazoo ..............................25262 / 143
32) zodder ............................24752 / 77
33) IJump .............................24268 / 1
36) Crazee ............................22566 / 109
39) Yield.................................20659 / 54
40) def ....................................20559 / 33
43) LANMAN..........................19702 / 11
45) DroolMAN! ......................19038 / 43
49) EvilWobbles ..................17952 / 40
50) wirelessenabled ...........17150 / 126
67) Toft / Vold - DK ...............12693 / 59
72) Basilisk420 ....................11911 / 38
75) Karsten ............................11119 / 35
79) tuffguy ..............................10094 / 3
84) Rowdy Ray ......................9440 / 5
105)MoFunk .............................7991 / 46
109)Slahr Dzhe .......................7510 / 0
123)Eltano1 .............................6263 / 0
127)ledzepp98 .........................6106 / 5
147)Dazmite ............................5058 / 10
153)Ishmael2k .........................4573 / 12
160)migroo ...............................4186 / 0
166)sukhoi ...............................3991 / 4
254)Logix .................................2535 / 3
370)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
512)JetsFanatic .......................1021 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 11/30:
IBhacknU - 69000 (69118)
TeAm M&M - 50000 (50687)
m2kewl - 26000 (26076)
DroolMAN! - 19000 (19038)
Wayne S - 17000 (17018)
Rebel Alliance - 13000 (13001)
John Wulff - 6000 (6010)
Dave_Toffling - 2000 (2003)
andave - 1000 (1006)
Ranger-Team AnandTech - 1000 (1005)
Sunny129 - 1000 (1002)
amd.borg - 250 (250)
jazzman42379 - 100 (119)
Sugar Daddy Jr - 100 (101)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
neovan - The KenTurkey Derby THanksgiving Race to 1200 - 11/28/2002
Artemedes - 1000 Workunit Blitz - 11/27/2002
Starrider - Serialized Burner Through the Stars to 1500 - 11/26/2002
Crazee - 2000 WU Packet Blaster - 11/25/2002
MaxSiren - The Great 10K Countdown - 11/24/2002
Brutus - The Great 10K Countdown - 11/24/2002
LANMAN - The Century Stud Stomp to 5000 - 11/24/2002
GhettoFob - The Great 10K Countdown - 11/23/2002
Micron - 2000 WU Packet Blaster - 11/23/2002
Jatwell - 2000 WU Packet Blaster - 11/22/2002
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What a wild and wooly ride it is in the Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500 WU's. It's been a logjam at the top since the race began but LyNx01 is begining to separate himself from the rest of the pack, smashing 36 to out-class the competition by a long shot. Marrkks stuffs 28 in his pipe and smokes 'em to hand the race coordinator a one-way ticket to third place. OD shows his displeasure at the demotion by aiming a delayed action belch bomb at Marrkk's air recirculation intake tube on the environmental control unit of his racing rig. As if dropping a position isn't bad enough, OD also has Electrode sparking dangerously only two wu's to his rear, threatening to knock him down yet another peg. I've got to have a spare belch bomb around here someplace!
Poopaskoopa was just gettin' a little tired of being crapped on in the 1000 WU Woad Wally. Scooping 36 workunits out of the litter box and into Berkeley's input chute, Poopsie storms back into the lead by nine, leaving KCJeeper with the daunting task of removing all the kitty litter from his hair from the second position. No matter how hard DAPUNISHER dumps in an attempt to maneuver around Dazzlin' Dave in the SETI 500 at Tarca Speedway, Dazzlin' Dave always seems to have an answering dump of equal or greater proportions. Despite DAPUNISHER's impressive 28 wu purge, he finds himself even further behind after the Davester stomps 36 packets into so much wu dust underneath his racing boots. Terrible Teriba was especialy terrible to his competitors overnight, smooshing 50 workunits into a sticky goo in The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200. The 50 just might very well represent a personal best for the Terrible One, who earns a shockie bonk from Gertrude the Shockie Fairy for his masterful effort.
ZeroEffect lengthens his lead to 43 over Bad Bad Baldy in the 1500 WU Smackdown while Magnificent Maggotry appears to be back at the helm of his racing rig, causing a little acid indigestion to bubble up in Baldy18's belly. Meanwhile, in 3000 WU's or Bust, Baby!, our friendly Hawaiian racer IsOs is threatening to be not so nice to Shuxclams. Annihilating 87 packets in his workunit torture chamber, Izzy gains six wu's on the leader and now cruises only five wu's from taking the lead. It doesn't get any more exciting than that, folks! A little further to the rear, Sizzlin' Soni makes lane42 pay for knocking him off the road yesterday by tossing the spent cartridges from 70 busted-up workunits into lane's trunk, temporarily slowing his rig down to a crawl as lane tries desparately to bail the cartridges out of the trunk with his wu bucket.
Advancements among racers on 11/30 include Rebel Alliance up 1 to 60, Domination up 1 to 86, paf077 up 1 to 99, Electrode up 2 to 158, jatwell up 5 to 201, Actaeon up 1 to 459, Toft / Vold - DK up 1 to 67, MoFunk up 1 to 105, Logix up 1 to 254.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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