Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
The Race to Number 50:
53) cakin .................................15293 / 83
54) conjur ...............................13790 / 43
Team Toft/Vold's Second Bold Challenge - 12K by 12/9/2002:
68) Toft / Vold - DK ................11858 / 48
The Great 10K CountDown:
76) Brutus ..............................9974 / 4
77) MaxSiren .........................9836 / 0
78) tuffguy ..............................9770 / 15
80) Swanny ............................9424 / 25
84) GolfGeek .........................9132 / 9
86) mucman ..........................9104 / 14
87) Domination .....................8974 / 25
93) GhettoFob ........................8534 / 221
101)Mighty Micron ..................8013 / 53
The Crunch & Munch 10K
97) British Bulldog Racers ....8186 / 17
100)paf077 ...............................8030 / 41
106)minendo ............................7570 / 41
115)The Wildnet Team............6442 / 30
Race to 9000:
87) Domination .....................8974 / 25
90) Maku .................................8691 / 21
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
134)clueless ...............................5589 / 9
170)Electrode .............................3797 / 24
Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000:
149)Evadman .............................4556 / 9
156)Pyxis .....................................4326 / 9
170)Electrode .............................3797 / 24
181)Marrkks ................................3637 / 27
262)jatwell ...................................2370 / 52
Battle of the Ons - The Actaeon / Khyron Ion Run to 1500:
483)Actaeon ................................1088 / 7
654)Khyron ..................................618 / 0
The Century Stud Stomp to 5000:
Pazoo ...................................22898 / 129 (5062)
m2kewl ................................24593 / 117 (4699)
LANMAN...............................18524 / 115 (4120)
Crazee .................................20888 / 106 (4023)
2001: A WU Oddesy:
SoulAssassin ...................17731 / 36 (780)
conjur ..................................13790 / 43 (611)
Swanny .................................9424 / 25 (583)
WayneS ..............................16358 / 53 (567) :Q
Darth Polo ..........................18363 / 12 (556)
British Bulldog Racers ......8186 / 17 (378)
2000 WU Packet Blaster: <-------------------------------- Sizzlin' Soni takes the lead!
Soni ......................................37271 / 66 (1631)
micron ..................................8013 / 53 (1629)
jatwell .....................................2370 / 52 (1597)
EvilWobbles ......................17042 / 93 (1552)
ReaganCRW ......................6232 / 10 (1013)
1500 WU Smackdown:
ZeroEffect .........................12049 / 24 (42)
The Wildnet Team..............6442 / 30 (38)
Maggotry ..............................4885 / 17 (34)
Baldy18 .............................12063 / 16 (33)
Orange Kid .........................6997 / 5 (12)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
Starrider .................................1392 / 35 (581)
OhioDude ..........................17825 / 30 (546)
mucman ..............................9104 / 14 (363)
panhead49..........................6304 / 20 (356)
MaxSiren .............................9836 / 0 (319)
Serialized Burner Through the Stars to 1500:
Starrider .................................1392 / 35 (1127)
Hellburner .........................21425 / 29 (1007)
Maku .....................................8691 / 21 (690)
Serialb ..................................6085 / 12 (400)
The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200:
minendo ...............................7570 / 41 (1033)
neovan ..................................5665 / 14 (856)
panhead49...........................6304 / 20 (778)
teriba .....................................4417 / 23 (739)
JimMc ....................................6686 / 12 (542)
1000 WU Woad Wally:
Kruptikos ..............................3645 / 21 (21)
crt1530 ...............................12543 / 18 (18)
ElFenix ..................................8472 / 17 (17)
KCJeeper ............................6086 / 16 (16)
BigFatCow ...........................3638 / 14 (14)
Poopaskoopa ....................18541 / 11 (11)
Rattledagger v3.03 ............2571 / 0 (0)
Rattledagger v2.04 ............297 / 0 (0)
1000 Workunit Blitz:
LyNx01 ..................................1259 / 27 (875)
artemedes ........................12327 / 28 (750)
Spacehead ..........................1802 / 14 (646)
Maggotry ..............................4885 / 17 (644)
crt1530 ...............................12543 / 18 (568)
BigFatCow ..........................3638 / 14 (530)
Team AnandTech SETI 111110100:
Adul ......................................1731 / 21 (28) :Q
RazeOrc ..............................1816 / 11 (22)
BobTheWizard .....................246 / 9 (19)
PhotoLenny ........................4953 / 7 (16)
Emos ..................................3162 / 4 (13)
snow patrol ........................1349 / 5 (8)
SETI 500 at Tarca Speedway:
dmcowen ............................1804 / 19 (65)
DAPUNISHER ...................1769 / 14 (42)
ys ..........................................2700 / 30 (32) :Q
PhotoLenny ........................4953 / 7 (24)
Skrill .....................................1297 / 10 (21)
Lonely Racers:
6) PieDerro .........................57740 / 265
10) Smokeball .....................46974 / 144
13) USS IsOs .......................43165 / 46
18) LastKnight .....................33895 / 272
19) The Federation .............32238 / 156
31) IJump .............................24202 / 1
33) zodder ............................23419 / 96
38) Major Tom .......................21362 / 76
41) Yield.................................19861 / 33
42) def ....................................19821 / 40
43) lane42 .............................19412 / 94
47) DroolMAN! ......................18130 / 62
52) wirelessenabled ...........15579 / 89
64) LiveLongAndProsper ...12084 / 111
70) Rebel Alliance ...............11615 / 87
72) Basilisk420 ....................11178 / 46
73) Karsten ............................10504 / 59
107)Slahr Dzhe .......................7508 / 3
110)MoFunk .............................7145 / 12
117)Eltano1 .............................6263 / 0
125)ledzepp98 .........................6034 / 5
145)Dazmite ............................4888 / 9
154)Ishmael2k .........................4405 / 10
157)migroo ...............................4179 / 0
162)sukhoi ...............................3931 / 0
252)Logix .................................2512 / 3
361)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
502)JetsFanatic .......................1020 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 11/14:
Simon Crooke - 22000 (22148)
EvilWobbles - 17000 (17042)
LiveLongAndProsper - 12000 (12084)
bigwoofer - 12000 (12006)
paf077 - 8000 (8030)
micron - 8000 (8013)
Sammael (Team ANANDTECH) - 8000 (8011)
John Wulff - 5000 (5024)
BMdoobieW - 3000 (3015)
Scorch - 2000 (2013)
ssammy - 2000 (2002)
JonB - TeamAnandtech - 500 (508)
bobwehadababyitsaboy - 250 (254)
n0cmonkey - 250 (251)
Krueger81 - 100 (102)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Evadman - Race to 750 - 11/10/2002
Yield - Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast - 11/10/2002
Mucman - Race to 9000 - 11/10/2002
The Federation - The Century Stud Stomp 5000 -10/17/2002
Basilisk420 - Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast - 11/8/2002
Karsten - The Great 10K Countdown - 11/6/2002
ledzepp98 - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 11/6/2002
defster - Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast - 11/5/2002
Smokeball - Race to Crunch 7500 - 11/2/2002
RedHorse - The Great 10K Countdown - 11/1/2002
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Pa - Zoo! Pa - Zoo! Pa - Zoo! The chant continues to echo throughout SRL land as team Pazoo scorches the finish line in The Century Stud Stomp to 5000. Zoolie, always a crowd pleaser, was nothing less than that throughout the duration of the race. Combining the strength of consistent queue pounding in the mid hundreds with the thrill and breath-taking art of a Queue Tinkle Powie!, Zoolie certainly gives the crowd their money's worth whenever the impressive team takes to the track to blast away at the competition. Taking the traditional victory lap, Pazoo plays to the crowd by mini-tinkling in their queue and following up the mini-tinkles with precision flexes of their dump muscles to leave miniature Powie! piles all over the track. The adoring crowd goes wild with each mini Powie! Team Zoolie leaves in their wake. Excuse me... <PA system>"Ahem! Cleanup crews, report to Stud Arena at your earliest convenience, please."</PA system> Congratulations, Team Pazoo!
Another day, another new race. The 1000 WU Woad Wally is weady to begin and our wacers are weally excited to wun in this wace. Out of the starting gate, Krazy Kruptikos soars into the lead with a monster 21, followed three wu's back by crt1530. In the third position heading into the first turn is the side-stepping Alaskan King Crab ElFenix who snaps his huge scary pincers in the air in an attempt to scare his competitors. Bringing up the fourth spot is an old friend from KC, KCJeeper who hands 16 workunits over to the Berkeley tax collector. The portly bovine BigFatCow smashes up 14 to take posession of the number five hole and my old racing buddy Poopaskoopa, AKA - Poopsie, finds himself gaurding the sixth spot after one day of racing. And still sitting in the starting gate is an SRL rookie, Rattledagger who will be combining both his 3.03 and his 2.04 accounts, giving the old Stats-O-Matic a good workout. Good luck, gentlemen!
Gotta run!
Advancements among racers on 11/14 include tuffguy up 1 to 78, Swanny up 2 to 80, GhettoFob up 3 to 93, Marrkks up 3 to 181, jatwell up 8 to 262, LiveLongAndProsper up 3 to 64.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
The Race to Number 50:
53) cakin .................................15293 / 83
54) conjur ...............................13790 / 43
Team Toft/Vold's Second Bold Challenge - 12K by 12/9/2002:
68) Toft / Vold - DK ................11858 / 48
The Great 10K CountDown:
76) Brutus ..............................9974 / 4
77) MaxSiren .........................9836 / 0
78) tuffguy ..............................9770 / 15
80) Swanny ............................9424 / 25
84) GolfGeek .........................9132 / 9
86) mucman ..........................9104 / 14
87) Domination .....................8974 / 25
93) GhettoFob ........................8534 / 221
101)Mighty Micron ..................8013 / 53
The Crunch & Munch 10K
97) British Bulldog Racers ....8186 / 17
100)paf077 ...............................8030 / 41
106)minendo ............................7570 / 41
115)The Wildnet Team............6442 / 30
Race to 9000:
87) Domination .....................8974 / 25
90) Maku .................................8691 / 21
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
134)clueless ...............................5589 / 9
170)Electrode .............................3797 / 24
Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000:
149)Evadman .............................4556 / 9
156)Pyxis .....................................4326 / 9
170)Electrode .............................3797 / 24
181)Marrkks ................................3637 / 27
262)jatwell ...................................2370 / 52
Battle of the Ons - The Actaeon / Khyron Ion Run to 1500:
483)Actaeon ................................1088 / 7
654)Khyron ..................................618 / 0
The Century Stud Stomp to 5000:
Pazoo ...................................22898 / 129 (5062)
m2kewl ................................24593 / 117 (4699)
LANMAN...............................18524 / 115 (4120)
Crazee .................................20888 / 106 (4023)
2001: A WU Oddesy:
SoulAssassin ...................17731 / 36 (780)
conjur ..................................13790 / 43 (611)
Swanny .................................9424 / 25 (583)
WayneS ..............................16358 / 53 (567) :Q
Darth Polo ..........................18363 / 12 (556)
British Bulldog Racers ......8186 / 17 (378)
2000 WU Packet Blaster: <-------------------------------- Sizzlin' Soni takes the lead!
Soni ......................................37271 / 66 (1631)
micron ..................................8013 / 53 (1629)
jatwell .....................................2370 / 52 (1597)
EvilWobbles ......................17042 / 93 (1552)
ReaganCRW ......................6232 / 10 (1013)
1500 WU Smackdown:
ZeroEffect .........................12049 / 24 (42)
The Wildnet Team..............6442 / 30 (38)
Maggotry ..............................4885 / 17 (34)
Baldy18 .............................12063 / 16 (33)
Orange Kid .........................6997 / 5 (12)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
Starrider .................................1392 / 35 (581)
OhioDude ..........................17825 / 30 (546)
mucman ..............................9104 / 14 (363)
panhead49..........................6304 / 20 (356)
MaxSiren .............................9836 / 0 (319)
Serialized Burner Through the Stars to 1500:
Starrider .................................1392 / 35 (1127)
Hellburner .........................21425 / 29 (1007)
Maku .....................................8691 / 21 (690)
Serialb ..................................6085 / 12 (400)
The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200:
minendo ...............................7570 / 41 (1033)
neovan ..................................5665 / 14 (856)
panhead49...........................6304 / 20 (778)
teriba .....................................4417 / 23 (739)
JimMc ....................................6686 / 12 (542)
1000 WU Woad Wally:
Kruptikos ..............................3645 / 21 (21)
crt1530 ...............................12543 / 18 (18)
ElFenix ..................................8472 / 17 (17)
KCJeeper ............................6086 / 16 (16)
BigFatCow ...........................3638 / 14 (14)
Poopaskoopa ....................18541 / 11 (11)
Rattledagger v3.03 ............2571 / 0 (0)
Rattledagger v2.04 ............297 / 0 (0)
1000 Workunit Blitz:
LyNx01 ..................................1259 / 27 (875)
artemedes ........................12327 / 28 (750)
Spacehead ..........................1802 / 14 (646)
Maggotry ..............................4885 / 17 (644)
crt1530 ...............................12543 / 18 (568)
BigFatCow ..........................3638 / 14 (530)
Team AnandTech SETI 111110100:
Adul ......................................1731 / 21 (28) :Q
RazeOrc ..............................1816 / 11 (22)
BobTheWizard .....................246 / 9 (19)
PhotoLenny ........................4953 / 7 (16)
Emos ..................................3162 / 4 (13)
snow patrol ........................1349 / 5 (8)
SETI 500 at Tarca Speedway:
dmcowen ............................1804 / 19 (65)
DAPUNISHER ...................1769 / 14 (42)
ys ..........................................2700 / 30 (32) :Q
PhotoLenny ........................4953 / 7 (24)
Skrill .....................................1297 / 10 (21)
Lonely Racers:
6) PieDerro .........................57740 / 265
10) Smokeball .....................46974 / 144
13) USS IsOs .......................43165 / 46
18) LastKnight .....................33895 / 272
19) The Federation .............32238 / 156
31) IJump .............................24202 / 1
33) zodder ............................23419 / 96
38) Major Tom .......................21362 / 76
41) Yield.................................19861 / 33
42) def ....................................19821 / 40
43) lane42 .............................19412 / 94
47) DroolMAN! ......................18130 / 62
52) wirelessenabled ...........15579 / 89
64) LiveLongAndProsper ...12084 / 111
70) Rebel Alliance ...............11615 / 87
72) Basilisk420 ....................11178 / 46
73) Karsten ............................10504 / 59
107)Slahr Dzhe .......................7508 / 3
110)MoFunk .............................7145 / 12
117)Eltano1 .............................6263 / 0
125)ledzepp98 .........................6034 / 5
145)Dazmite ............................4888 / 9
154)Ishmael2k .........................4405 / 10
157)migroo ...............................4179 / 0
162)sukhoi ...............................3931 / 0
252)Logix .................................2512 / 3
361)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
502)JetsFanatic .......................1020 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 11/14:
Simon Crooke - 22000 (22148)
EvilWobbles - 17000 (17042)
LiveLongAndProsper - 12000 (12084)
bigwoofer - 12000 (12006)
paf077 - 8000 (8030)
micron - 8000 (8013)
Sammael (Team ANANDTECH) - 8000 (8011)
John Wulff - 5000 (5024)
BMdoobieW - 3000 (3015)
Scorch - 2000 (2013)
ssammy - 2000 (2002)
JonB - TeamAnandtech - 500 (508)
bobwehadababyitsaboy - 250 (254)
n0cmonkey - 250 (251)
Krueger81 - 100 (102)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Evadman - Race to 750 - 11/10/2002
Yield - Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast - 11/10/2002
Mucman - Race to 9000 - 11/10/2002
The Federation - The Century Stud Stomp 5000 -10/17/2002
Basilisk420 - Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast - 11/8/2002
Karsten - The Great 10K Countdown - 11/6/2002
ledzepp98 - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 11/6/2002
defster - Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast - 11/5/2002
Smokeball - Race to Crunch 7500 - 11/2/2002
RedHorse - The Great 10K Countdown - 11/1/2002
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Pa - Zoo! Pa - Zoo! Pa - Zoo! The chant continues to echo throughout SRL land as team Pazoo scorches the finish line in The Century Stud Stomp to 5000. Zoolie, always a crowd pleaser, was nothing less than that throughout the duration of the race. Combining the strength of consistent queue pounding in the mid hundreds with the thrill and breath-taking art of a Queue Tinkle Powie!, Zoolie certainly gives the crowd their money's worth whenever the impressive team takes to the track to blast away at the competition. Taking the traditional victory lap, Pazoo plays to the crowd by mini-tinkling in their queue and following up the mini-tinkles with precision flexes of their dump muscles to leave miniature Powie! piles all over the track. The adoring crowd goes wild with each mini Powie! Team Zoolie leaves in their wake. Excuse me... <PA system>"Ahem! Cleanup crews, report to Stud Arena at your earliest convenience, please."</PA system> Congratulations, Team Pazoo!
Another day, another new race. The 1000 WU Woad Wally is weady to begin and our wacers are weally excited to wun in this wace. Out of the starting gate, Krazy Kruptikos soars into the lead with a monster 21, followed three wu's back by crt1530. In the third position heading into the first turn is the side-stepping Alaskan King Crab ElFenix who snaps his huge scary pincers in the air in an attempt to scare his competitors. Bringing up the fourth spot is an old friend from KC, KCJeeper who hands 16 workunits over to the Berkeley tax collector. The portly bovine BigFatCow smashes up 14 to take posession of the number five hole and my old racing buddy Poopaskoopa, AKA - Poopsie, finds himself gaurding the sixth spot after one day of racing. And still sitting in the starting gate is an SRL rookie, Rattledagger who will be combining both his 3.03 and his 2.04 accounts, giving the old Stats-O-Matic a good workout. Good luck, gentlemen!
Gotta run!
Advancements among racers on 11/14 include tuffguy up 1 to 78, Swanny up 2 to 80, GhettoFob up 3 to 93, Marrkks up 3 to 181, jatwell up 8 to 262, LiveLongAndProsper up 3 to 64.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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