Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
The Race to Number 50:
53) cakin .................................15129 / 83
54) conjur ...............................13710 / 42
Team Toft/Vold's Second Bold Challenge - 12K by 12/9/2002:
68) Toft / Vold - DK ................11762 / 34
The Great 10K CountDown:
76) Brutus ..............................9965 / 5
77) MaxSiren .........................9836 / 8
79) tuffguy ..............................9739 / 18
83) Swanny ............................9327 / 0
84) GolfGeek .........................9112 / 12
86) mucman ..........................9074 / 19
87) Domination .....................8921 / 28
98) GhettoFob ........................8091 / 201 :Q
101) Mighty Micron ..................7920 / 41
The Crunch & Munch 10K
97) British Bulldog Racers ....8150 / 15
100)paf077 ...............................7943 / 28
107)minendo ............................7495 / 33
115)The Wildnet Team............6404 / 16
Race to 9000:
87) Domination .....................8921 / 28
90) Maku .................................8648 / 20
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
134)clueless ...............................5573 / 7
172)Electrode .............................3747 / 25
Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000:
149)Evadman .............................4539 / 10
156)Pyxis .....................................4304 / 14
172)Electrode .............................3747 / 25
184)Marrkks ................................3582 / 28
272)jatwell ...................................2266 / 47
Battle of the Ons - The Actaeon / Khyron Ion Run to 1500:
486)Actaeon ................................1072 / 7
653)Khyron ..................................618 / 0
The Century Stud Stomp to 5000:
Pazoo ...................................22622 / 133 (4786)
m2kewl ................................24356 / 111 (4462)
LANMAN...............................18295 / 118 (3891)
Crazee .................................20678 / 101 (3813)
2001: A WU Oddesy:
SoulAssassin ...................17666 / 43 (715)
Darth Polo ..........................18339 / 13 (532)
conjur ..................................13710 / 42 (531)
Swanny .................................9327 / 0 (486)
WayneS ..............................16269 / 33 (478)
British Bulldog Racers ......8150 / 15 (342)
2000 WU Packet Blaster: <---------------------------------- Wow! This race is so exciting I have to pee!
micron ..................................7920 / 41 (1536)
Soni ......................................37136 / 59 (1496)
jatwell .....................................2266 / 47 (1493)
EvilWobbles ......................16861 / 95 (1371)
ReaganCRW ......................6215 / 8 (996)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
Starrider .................................1328 / 33 (517)
OhioDude ..........................17767 / 26 (488)
mucman ..............................9074 / 19 (333)
panhead49..........................6269 / 20 (321)
MaxSiren .............................9836 / 8 (319)
Serialized Burner Through the Stars to 1500:
Starrider .................................1328 / 33 (1063)
Hellburner .........................21369 / 26 (951)
Maku .....................................8648 / 20 (647)
Serialb ..................................6061 / 13 (376)
The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200:
minendo ...............................7495 / 33 (958)
neovan ..................................5622 / 43 (813)
panhead49...........................6269 / 20 (743)
teriba .....................................4370 / 21 (692)
JimMc ....................................6661 / 15 (517)
1000 Workunit Blitz:
LyNx01 ..................................1205 / 29 (821)
artemedes ........................12272 / 28 (695)
Spacehead ..........................1778 / 24 (622)
Maggotry ..............................4851 / 18 (610)
crt1530 ...............................12501 / 19 (526)
BigFatCow ..........................3607 / 14 (499)
SETI 500 at Tarca Speedway:
dmcowen ............................1759 / 20 (20)
DAPUNISHER ...................1736 / 9 (9)
PhotoLenny ........................4937 / 8 (8)
ys ..........................................2669 / 1 (1)
Skrill .....................................1276 / 0 (0)
Lonely Racers:
6) PieDerro .........................57199 / 238
10) Smokeball .....................46651 / 191
13) USS IsOs .......................43074 / 61
18) LastKnight .....................33366 / 266
19) The Federation .............31914 / 164
31) IJump .............................24199 / 2
33) zodder ............................23229 / 83
38) Major Tom .......................21243 / 80
41) Yield.................................19787 / 56
42) def ....................................19714 / 34
43) lane42 .............................19297 / 154 :Q
44) USS Poop ......................18517 / 10
47) DroolMAN! ......................18007 / 60
52) wirelessenabled ...........15404 / 89
64) Baldy18 ............................12030 / 16
65) ZeroEffect .......................12007 / 18
67) LiveLongAndProsper ...11872 / 109
70) Rebel Alliance ...............11436 / 91
72) Basilisk420 ....................11079 / 56
73) Karsten ............................10384 / 63
94) ElFenix .............................8442 / 16
106)Slahr Dzhe .......................7502 / 2
110)MoFunk .............................7101 / 11
117)Eltano1 .............................6263 / 0
125)ledzepp98 .........................6024 / 6
145)Dazmite ............................4867 / 9
153)Ishmael2k .........................4384 / 9
157)migroo ...............................4179 / 0
161)sukhoi ...............................3919 / 0
180)Kruptikos ..........................3613 / 14
204)Emos ................................3149 / 5
252)Logix .................................2508 / 0
356)Adul ....................................1703 / 7
361)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
502)JetsFanatic .......................1020 / 1
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Milestones achieved on 11/12:
Pie Derro - 57000 (57199)
Simon Crooke - 21000 (21321)
DroolMAN! - 18000 (18007)
moe_29 - 12000 (12007)
GhettoFob - 8000 (8091)
pigeonhed - 2000 (2022)
A5ehren - 1500 (1504)
Rodrigo Rezende - 500 (500)
GodSpeed - 100 (102)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Evadman - Race to 750 - 11/10/2002
Yield - Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast - 11/10/2002
Mucman - Race to 9000 - 11/10/2002
The Federation - The Century Stud Stomp 5000 -10/17/2002
Basilisk420 - Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast - 11/8/2002
Karsten - The Great 10K Countdown - 11/6/2002
ledzepp98 - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 11/6/2002
defster - Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast - 11/5/2002
Smokeball - Race to Crunch 7500 - 11/2/2002
RedHorse - The Great 10K Countdown - 11/1/2002
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The Tarca Speedway hosts it's second running of the SETI 500. The crowd explodes in a thunderous roar as the racers break from the starting gate, a mix of veterans and rookies locking up in a delightful duel to see who can reach the 500 wu tally first. First into turn number one already with a stunning lead is Dazzlin' Dave McOwen, a man who rises to the challenge, bringing all guns to bear once the clear baritone voice of competition begins to sing. Running second at this early juncture of the race is a new face in the SRL, a rookie who's name strikes fear in the hearts of fellow rookies and veterans alike. DAPUNISHER makes his SRL debut, and true to SRL fan form, the raucus crowd loves a rookie and begins chanting "PU-NISH! PU-NISH" before the racers have completed even one circuit of the track. Running third out of the gate is PhotoLenny, a grizzled veteran attempting to make a comeback on Tarca's track. Currently in the number four spot, lurching out of the starting blocks and immediately stalling out is Why Yes! YS who is turning his second trick on SRL tracks. And still in the gatehouse is another rookie to the Seti Racing League, Skrill whose racing rig has unfortunately died at the outset.
Our second new race this morning features five savvy veterans. Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 pits these nasty competitors together to see who can reach the half-way point to the Holy Grail first. EvaderMan, fresh off his closing of the 750 race begins the contest in the lead, limping slightly after a racing official scored a hit with the starter's pistol. In the two hole at the moment is Powerful Pyxis who re-enters the grueling SRL battlefield after a long layoff. And right smack dab in the middle of the pack, sporting a nifty daily average is the SRL's Capacitance Man, Electrode whose mastery of the linux rig is well known throughout the racing ranks. Our final two competitors are running only their second races. Motoring along in the fourth spot is Mighty Marrkks, earning a smilie for his first day tally of 28 and trailing the field but boasting the highest average amongst this group of competitors is Jumpin' Jatwell who doubles up on his SRL fun. Good luck, gentlemen!
Next batch of racers to the staring gate!
KCjeeper, BigFatCow, crt1530, Kruptikos, Poopsie, Rattledagger (times two), Elfenix, ZeroEffect, Baldy18, Wildnet Team, Orange Kid, Magnificent Maggotry, BobTheWizard, Adul, RaceOrc, Snow Patrol, and Emos...
Would anybody care for a blind fold? Or a last cigarette??? Racers ready! ... <suspenseful pause> ... Ka-Blam!
And they're off!!! This time without any casualties.
Advancements among racers on 11/12 include GhettoFob up 3 to 98, Mighty Micron up 1 to 101, Electrode up 1 to 172, Evadman up 2 to 149, jatwell up 2 to 272, Actaeon up 1 to 486, Karsten up 1 to 73, Kruptikos up 2 to 180.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
The Race to Number 50:
53) cakin .................................15129 / 83
54) conjur ...............................13710 / 42
Team Toft/Vold's Second Bold Challenge - 12K by 12/9/2002:
68) Toft / Vold - DK ................11762 / 34
The Great 10K CountDown:
76) Brutus ..............................9965 / 5
77) MaxSiren .........................9836 / 8
79) tuffguy ..............................9739 / 18
83) Swanny ............................9327 / 0
84) GolfGeek .........................9112 / 12
86) mucman ..........................9074 / 19
87) Domination .....................8921 / 28
98) GhettoFob ........................8091 / 201 :Q
101) Mighty Micron ..................7920 / 41
The Crunch & Munch 10K
97) British Bulldog Racers ....8150 / 15
100)paf077 ...............................7943 / 28
107)minendo ............................7495 / 33
115)The Wildnet Team............6404 / 16
Race to 9000:
87) Domination .....................8921 / 28
90) Maku .................................8648 / 20
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
134)clueless ...............................5573 / 7
172)Electrode .............................3747 / 25
Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000:
149)Evadman .............................4539 / 10
156)Pyxis .....................................4304 / 14
172)Electrode .............................3747 / 25
184)Marrkks ................................3582 / 28
272)jatwell ...................................2266 / 47
Battle of the Ons - The Actaeon / Khyron Ion Run to 1500:
486)Actaeon ................................1072 / 7
653)Khyron ..................................618 / 0
The Century Stud Stomp to 5000:
Pazoo ...................................22622 / 133 (4786)
m2kewl ................................24356 / 111 (4462)
LANMAN...............................18295 / 118 (3891)
Crazee .................................20678 / 101 (3813)
2001: A WU Oddesy:
SoulAssassin ...................17666 / 43 (715)
Darth Polo ..........................18339 / 13 (532)
conjur ..................................13710 / 42 (531)
Swanny .................................9327 / 0 (486)
WayneS ..............................16269 / 33 (478)
British Bulldog Racers ......8150 / 15 (342)
2000 WU Packet Blaster: <---------------------------------- Wow! This race is so exciting I have to pee!
micron ..................................7920 / 41 (1536)
Soni ......................................37136 / 59 (1496)
jatwell .....................................2266 / 47 (1493)
EvilWobbles ......................16861 / 95 (1371)
ReaganCRW ......................6215 / 8 (996)
Wascally WU Whapper to 1500:
Starrider .................................1328 / 33 (517)
OhioDude ..........................17767 / 26 (488)
mucman ..............................9074 / 19 (333)
panhead49..........................6269 / 20 (321)
MaxSiren .............................9836 / 8 (319)
Serialized Burner Through the Stars to 1500:
Starrider .................................1328 / 33 (1063)
Hellburner .........................21369 / 26 (951)
Maku .....................................8648 / 20 (647)
Serialb ..................................6061 / 13 (376)
The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200:
minendo ...............................7495 / 33 (958)
neovan ..................................5622 / 43 (813)
panhead49...........................6269 / 20 (743)
teriba .....................................4370 / 21 (692)
JimMc ....................................6661 / 15 (517)
1000 Workunit Blitz:
LyNx01 ..................................1205 / 29 (821)
artemedes ........................12272 / 28 (695)
Spacehead ..........................1778 / 24 (622)
Maggotry ..............................4851 / 18 (610)
crt1530 ...............................12501 / 19 (526)
BigFatCow ..........................3607 / 14 (499)
SETI 500 at Tarca Speedway:
dmcowen ............................1759 / 20 (20)
DAPUNISHER ...................1736 / 9 (9)
PhotoLenny ........................4937 / 8 (8)
ys ..........................................2669 / 1 (1)
Skrill .....................................1276 / 0 (0)
Lonely Racers:
6) PieDerro .........................57199 / 238
10) Smokeball .....................46651 / 191
13) USS IsOs .......................43074 / 61
18) LastKnight .....................33366 / 266
19) The Federation .............31914 / 164
31) IJump .............................24199 / 2
33) zodder ............................23229 / 83
38) Major Tom .......................21243 / 80
41) Yield.................................19787 / 56
42) def ....................................19714 / 34
43) lane42 .............................19297 / 154 :Q
44) USS Poop ......................18517 / 10
47) DroolMAN! ......................18007 / 60
52) wirelessenabled ...........15404 / 89
64) Baldy18 ............................12030 / 16
65) ZeroEffect .......................12007 / 18
67) LiveLongAndProsper ...11872 / 109
70) Rebel Alliance ...............11436 / 91
72) Basilisk420 ....................11079 / 56
73) Karsten ............................10384 / 63
94) ElFenix .............................8442 / 16
106)Slahr Dzhe .......................7502 / 2
110)MoFunk .............................7101 / 11
117)Eltano1 .............................6263 / 0
125)ledzepp98 .........................6024 / 6
145)Dazmite ............................4867 / 9
153)Ishmael2k .........................4384 / 9
157)migroo ...............................4179 / 0
161)sukhoi ...............................3919 / 0
180)Kruptikos ..........................3613 / 14
204)Emos ................................3149 / 5
252)Logix .................................2508 / 0
356)Adul ....................................1703 / 7
361)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
502)JetsFanatic .......................1020 / 1
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Milestones achieved on 11/12:
Pie Derro - 57000 (57199)
Simon Crooke - 21000 (21321)
DroolMAN! - 18000 (18007)
moe_29 - 12000 (12007)
GhettoFob - 8000 (8091)
pigeonhed - 2000 (2022)
A5ehren - 1500 (1504)
Rodrigo Rezende - 500 (500)
GodSpeed - 100 (102)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Evadman - Race to 750 - 11/10/2002
Yield - Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast - 11/10/2002
Mucman - Race to 9000 - 11/10/2002
The Federation - The Century Stud Stomp 5000 -10/17/2002
Basilisk420 - Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast - 11/8/2002
Karsten - The Great 10K Countdown - 11/6/2002
ledzepp98 - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 11/6/2002
defster - Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast - 11/5/2002
Smokeball - Race to Crunch 7500 - 11/2/2002
RedHorse - The Great 10K Countdown - 11/1/2002
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The Tarca Speedway hosts it's second running of the SETI 500. The crowd explodes in a thunderous roar as the racers break from the starting gate, a mix of veterans and rookies locking up in a delightful duel to see who can reach the 500 wu tally first. First into turn number one already with a stunning lead is Dazzlin' Dave McOwen, a man who rises to the challenge, bringing all guns to bear once the clear baritone voice of competition begins to sing. Running second at this early juncture of the race is a new face in the SRL, a rookie who's name strikes fear in the hearts of fellow rookies and veterans alike. DAPUNISHER makes his SRL debut, and true to SRL fan form, the raucus crowd loves a rookie and begins chanting "PU-NISH! PU-NISH" before the racers have completed even one circuit of the track. Running third out of the gate is PhotoLenny, a grizzled veteran attempting to make a comeback on Tarca's track. Currently in the number four spot, lurching out of the starting blocks and immediately stalling out is Why Yes! YS who is turning his second trick on SRL tracks. And still in the gatehouse is another rookie to the Seti Racing League, Skrill whose racing rig has unfortunately died at the outset.
Our second new race this morning features five savvy veterans. Who da Ho Ho Ho!?! Christmas Race to 5000 pits these nasty competitors together to see who can reach the half-way point to the Holy Grail first. EvaderMan, fresh off his closing of the 750 race begins the contest in the lead, limping slightly after a racing official scored a hit with the starter's pistol. In the two hole at the moment is Powerful Pyxis who re-enters the grueling SRL battlefield after a long layoff. And right smack dab in the middle of the pack, sporting a nifty daily average is the SRL's Capacitance Man, Electrode whose mastery of the linux rig is well known throughout the racing ranks. Our final two competitors are running only their second races. Motoring along in the fourth spot is Mighty Marrkks, earning a smilie for his first day tally of 28 and trailing the field but boasting the highest average amongst this group of competitors is Jumpin' Jatwell who doubles up on his SRL fun. Good luck, gentlemen!
Next batch of racers to the staring gate!
KCjeeper, BigFatCow, crt1530, Kruptikos, Poopsie, Rattledagger (times two
), Elfenix, ZeroEffect, Baldy18, Wildnet Team, Orange Kid, Magnificent Maggotry, BobTheWizard, Adul, RaceOrc, Snow Patrol, and Emos...Would anybody care for a blind fold? Or a last cigarette???
Racers ready! ... <suspenseful pause> ... Ka-Blam!And they're off!!! This time without any casualties.
Advancements among racers on 11/12 include GhettoFob up 3 to 98, Mighty Micron up 1 to 101, Electrode up 1 to 172, Evadman up 2 to 149, jatwell up 2 to 272, Actaeon up 1 to 486, Karsten up 1 to 73, Kruptikos up 2 to 180.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
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