Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Assimilator1's Daring Dash to Dump Darkone: <-------------- See below for today's episode!
60) Darkone .............................39401 / 172
61) Assimilator1 ......................39110 / 257 :Q:Q
Floppy Sloppy Seventy-Five K Splish Splash:
23) Lean Lane42 .........................73373 / 38
24) amdxborg ...............................71955 / 513 :Q:Q
25) BadThad and MadMark .......71752 / 124 :Q
27) Swanny ...................................70499 / 57
Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
51) EvilWobbles ........................49734 / 6
52) LANMAN................................48787 / 10
56) cakin .....................................41905 / 37
40K Monumental Multi-Man Mortifier:
59) Defster ...............................39483 / 3
61) Assimilator1 .....................39110 / 257 :Q:Q
62) Conjur.................................38202 / 62 :Q
Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
64) serialb ...............................34174 / 48
66) Toft / Vold - DK .................33160 / 3
67) JimMc ................................32354 / 15
68) baxsie ................................32132 / 14
74) jdiddy .................................30919 / 61
75) Panhead49 ......................30615 / 25
76) Wiz .....................................30505 / 36
Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus Several:
79) Strider7 ...............................28642 / 46
82) Fardringle ...........................28247 / 34
86) Zaph ....................................26974 / 12
88) Maku ....................................26533 / 44
25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
101)Starrider ................................23011 / 0
109)Nasty Neovan ......................21190 / 11
The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
116)thepoolman .............................19994 / 55 :Q
117)BigFatCow ...............................19798 / 28
118)strikermike ...............................19524 / 41
122)Ed Omega ...............................18440 / 22
132)Soggysocks .............................16566 / 47
134)JonB .........................................16494 / 3
137)lobadobadingdong .................15836 / 33
143)Dalephi ...............................15139 / 49
Frickin' Frackin 15K Funky Frolic:
145)PoloMaster .........................14916 / 11
146)PK709394 ...........................14715 / 26
186)vrmuds ................................11384 / 14
The Great 10K CountDown:
230)Rogue ..................................9997 / 0
231)wtmh6opn ...........................9910 / 63
234)MrBadidea ...........................9797 / 0
235)Evadman .............................9726 / 10
236)TechGraphix .......................9336 / 6
Lonely Racers:
1) The Enterprise ............384540 / 175
2) Rebel Alliance .............239426 / 259
3) PieDerro .......................221815 / 9
4) SNC ...............................210087 / 370 :Q
6) Robor ............................202461 / 7
7) Don Telkamp ...............197652 / 635
8) LastKnight ....................187006 / 98
10) IsOs ...............................162726 / 121
12) Stonin' Ronin ...............139152 / 228
22) Jumpin' Jatwell ............75895 / 152
30) matchbok .......................66378 / 24
33) CraigRT ..........................59789 / 54
36) SoulAssassin ...............58549 / 1
41) m2kewl ...........................55603 / 14
43) Team Tarca ...................54332 / 3
45) Ben98SentraSE ............53526 / 0
50) CiSmAXz .........................50054 / 2
159)ys .......................................13071 / 14
194)Adul ...................................11056 / 0
254)SWScorch .........................8093 / 7
257)Coquito ..............................7997 / 32
268)titanmiller ..........................7612 / 0
392)TA Beowulf ........................4887 / 2
466)DaFinn ...............................3682 / 0
578)Lithium381 ........................2871 / 2
722)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........2007 / 0
796)JetsFanatic ........................1689 / 1
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Milestones achieved on 11/12:
Eugene Stover - 210000 (210087)
Barbary - 59000 (59039)
George M. Fryberger - 55000 (55020)
Assimilator1 - Team AnandTech - 39000 (39110)
MC^2-Lagrange - 32000 (32015)
modedepe - 3000 (3010)
timmy knuckles - 2500 (2505)
Larry Morley - 1500 (1502)
GimpTG - 500 (501)
perka - 500 (500)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Dalephi - Frickin' Frackin 15K Funky Frolic - 11/11/2004
Jumpin' Jatwell - Floppy Sloppy Seventy-Five K Splish Splash - 11/08/2004
CiSmAxZ - Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All - 11/09/2004
SpiffyGuy - The Great 10K CountDown - 11/08/2004
Furie27 - 5K Please-Don't-End-Before-We-Make-It Sprint - 11/3/2004
jdiddy - Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus Several - 11/1/2004
Carl - 25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout - 10/30/2004
Wiz - Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus Several - 10/29/2004
TheEvil1 - The Great 10K CountDown - 10/25/2004
Steve - The Great 10K CountDown - 10/25/2004
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"General! The TaBoo was neverrrr designed to handle warp 28!" Chief Engineer Montegomery Scott's thick Scottish brogue rose an octave in pitch over the USS TaBoo's comm system. "We have to shut 'errr doon!"
"NEVER!", shouted General Assimilator1 as he punched the comm button with his fist. "We can't let the evil Darkone escape! Scotty! I need more power! MORE POWER!!"
"But sirrrrrrr! She's brrrrreaking aparrrrrt! I can't hold 'errrr togetherrr at this speed!" Scotties voice began to take on a more urgent tone. "We must shut 'errr dooooooon!"
General Assimilator1 thought for a moment, sweat pouring from his brow. Suddenly, an idea popped into his head. It was bold. It was radical! But it just might work!
"Scotty!", shouted the General. "If we shunt the plasma relays from the warp core cooling system and reverse phase on the dilithium matrix feed lines from the outboard junction manifolds, that should allow us to divert all power from the TaBoo's sonic toilets into the structural integrity field generators. Then do you think you could give me warp 29?"
Amidst all the pandemonium, Scotty's voice became a near whisper. "Ayyyyye, sirrrrr... That just might work! But you realize sirrr, that will cause us to lose containment on the ship's sewage systems?"
A wry smile crossed the General's face. "That I do, Scotty." The General had another trick up his sleeve. "Prepare to route all of the ship's sewage flow lines into the photon torpedo launchers and aim them at Darkone's bow!"
"Ayyyye, sirrrrr!"
Advancements among racers on 11/12 include amdxborg up 1 to 24, Soggysocks up 1 to 132, wtmh6opn up 1 to 231, Coquito up 1 to 257.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4
Assimilator1's Daring Dash to Dump Darkone: <-------------- See below for today's episode!
60) Darkone .............................39401 / 172
61) Assimilator1 ......................39110 / 257 :Q:Q
Floppy Sloppy Seventy-Five K Splish Splash:
23) Lean Lane42 .........................73373 / 38
24) amdxborg ...............................71955 / 513 :Q:Q
25) BadThad and MadMark .......71752 / 124 :Q
27) Swanny ...................................70499 / 57
Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All:
51) EvilWobbles ........................49734 / 6
52) LANMAN................................48787 / 10
56) cakin .....................................41905 / 37
40K Monumental Multi-Man Mortifier:
59) Defster ...............................39483 / 3
61) Assimilator1 .....................39110 / 257 :Q:Q
62) Conjur.................................38202 / 62 :Q
Takin' A Dive to Thiry-Five:
64) serialb ...............................34174 / 48
66) Toft / Vold - DK .................33160 / 3
67) JimMc ................................32354 / 15
68) baxsie ................................32132 / 14
74) jdiddy .................................30919 / 61
75) Panhead49 ......................30615 / 25
76) Wiz .....................................30505 / 36
Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus Several:
79) Strider7 ...............................28642 / 46
82) Fardringle ...........................28247 / 34
86) Zaph ....................................26974 / 12
88) Maku ....................................26533 / 44
25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout:
101)Starrider ................................23011 / 0
109)Nasty Neovan ......................21190 / 11
The 20K Twinkle Toes Tinkle Tanker:
116)thepoolman .............................19994 / 55 :Q
117)BigFatCow ...............................19798 / 28
118)strikermike ...............................19524 / 41
122)Ed Omega ...............................18440 / 22
132)Soggysocks .............................16566 / 47
134)JonB .........................................16494 / 3
137)lobadobadingdong .................15836 / 33
143)Dalephi ...............................15139 / 49
Frickin' Frackin 15K Funky Frolic:
145)PoloMaster .........................14916 / 11
146)PK709394 ...........................14715 / 26
186)vrmuds ................................11384 / 14
The Great 10K CountDown:
230)Rogue ..................................9997 / 0
231)wtmh6opn ...........................9910 / 63
234)MrBadidea ...........................9797 / 0
235)Evadman .............................9726 / 10
236)TechGraphix .......................9336 / 6
Lonely Racers:
1) The Enterprise ............384540 / 175
2) Rebel Alliance .............239426 / 259
3) PieDerro .......................221815 / 9
4) SNC ...............................210087 / 370 :Q
6) Robor ............................202461 / 7
7) Don Telkamp ...............197652 / 635
8) LastKnight ....................187006 / 98
10) IsOs ...............................162726 / 121
12) Stonin' Ronin ...............139152 / 228
22) Jumpin' Jatwell ............75895 / 152
30) matchbok .......................66378 / 24
33) CraigRT ..........................59789 / 54
36) SoulAssassin ...............58549 / 1
41) m2kewl ...........................55603 / 14
43) Team Tarca ...................54332 / 3
45) Ben98SentraSE ............53526 / 0
50) CiSmAXz .........................50054 / 2
159)ys .......................................13071 / 14
194)Adul ...................................11056 / 0
254)SWScorch .........................8093 / 7
257)Coquito ..............................7997 / 32
268)titanmiller ..........................7612 / 0
392)TA Beowulf ........................4887 / 2
466)DaFinn ...............................3682 / 0
578)Lithium381 ........................2871 / 2
722)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........2007 / 0
796)JetsFanatic ........................1689 / 1
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Milestones achieved on 11/12:
Eugene Stover - 210000 (210087)
Barbary - 59000 (59039)
George M. Fryberger - 55000 (55020)
Assimilator1 - Team AnandTech - 39000 (39110)
MC^2-Lagrange - 32000 (32015)
modedepe - 3000 (3010)
timmy knuckles - 2500 (2505)
Larry Morley - 1500 (1502)
GimpTG - 500 (501)
perka - 500 (500)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Dalephi - Frickin' Frackin 15K Funky Frolic - 11/11/2004
Jumpin' Jatwell - Floppy Sloppy Seventy-Five K Splish Splash - 11/08/2004
CiSmAxZ - Fabulous Funky Fifty-K Free-For-All - 11/09/2004
SpiffyGuy - The Great 10K CountDown - 11/08/2004
Furie27 - 5K Please-Don't-End-Before-We-Make-It Sprint - 11/3/2004
jdiddy - Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus Several - 11/1/2004
Carl - 25K Klinker Klunker Klobber Klout - 10/30/2004
Wiz - Dirty Squirty Thirty-K Threesome Plus Several - 10/29/2004
TheEvil1 - The Great 10K CountDown - 10/25/2004
Steve - The Great 10K CountDown - 10/25/2004
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"General! The TaBoo was neverrrr designed to handle warp 28!" Chief Engineer Montegomery Scott's thick Scottish brogue rose an octave in pitch over the USS TaBoo's comm system. "We have to shut 'errr doon!"
"NEVER!", shouted General Assimilator1 as he punched the comm button with his fist. "We can't let the evil Darkone escape! Scotty! I need more power! MORE POWER!!"
"But sirrrrrrr! She's brrrrreaking aparrrrrt! I can't hold 'errrr togetherrr at this speed!" Scotties voice began to take on a more urgent tone. "We must shut 'errr dooooooon!"
General Assimilator1 thought for a moment, sweat pouring from his brow. Suddenly, an idea popped into his head. It was bold. It was radical! But it just might work!
"Scotty!", shouted the General. "If we shunt the plasma relays from the warp core cooling system and reverse phase on the dilithium matrix feed lines from the outboard junction manifolds, that should allow us to divert all power from the TaBoo's sonic toilets into the structural integrity field generators. Then do you think you could give me warp 29?"
Amidst all the pandemonium, Scotty's voice became a near whisper. "Ayyyyye, sirrrrr... That just might work! But you realize sirrr, that will cause us to lose containment on the ship's sewage systems?"
A wry smile crossed the General's face. "That I do, Scotty." The General had another trick up his sleeve. "Prepare to route all of the ship's sewage flow lines into the photon torpedo launchers and aim them at Darkone's bow!"
"Ayyyye, sirrrrr!"
Advancements among racers on 11/12 include amdxborg up 1 to 24, Soggysocks up 1 to 132, wtmh6opn up 1 to 231, Coquito up 1 to 257.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.4
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