Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Race to Catch the Race Coordinator:
46) OhioDude ........................16857 / 31
47) DroolMAN! .......................16779 / 52 🙂
The Race to Number 50:
56) cakin .................................12743 / 67 🙂
59) conjur ...............................12502 / 38
Team Toft/Vold's Second Bold Challenge - 12K by 12/9/2002:
69) Toft / Vold - DK ................10348 / 66 🙂
The Great 10K CountDown:
71) Brutus ..............................9853 / 6
72) RedHorse .......................9759 / 11
74) Alan J. Simpson ............9599 / 29
75) Basilisk420 ....................9402 / 88 :Q
80) Karsten ............................8906 / 106 :Q
81) LiveLongAndProsper ...8832 / 116 🙂
86) tuffguy ..............................8453 / 20
87) GolfGeek .........................8444 / 27
88) mucman ..........................8380 / 25
90) Rowdy Ray ......................8261 / 38
91) Swanny ............................8245 / 36
The Crunch & Munch 10K
103)British Bulldog Racers ....7256 / 57 🙂
106)paf077 ...............................7001 / 16
108)minendo ............................6631 / 23 🙂
122)The Wildnet Team............5777 / 59 🙂
Race to 9000: <---------------------------------------- Wow! What a thriller!
80) Karsten ............................8906 / 106 :Q
81) LiveLongAndProsper ...8832 / 116 🙂
86) tuffguy ..............................8453 / 20
88) mucman ..........................8380 / 25
90) Rowdy Ray ......................8261 / 38
94) Domination .....................8082 / 38 🙂
95) Maku .................................8067 / 14
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
118)ledzepp98 ...........................5960 / 5
119)thecool1 ...............................5904 / 8
130)clueless ...............................5415 / 7
Battle of the Ons - The Actaeon / Khyron Ion Run to 1500:
551)Actaeon ................................767 / 16 🙂
624)Khyron ..................................618 / 0
Race to Crunch 7500: <----------------------------------- Here comes Kewlie!
Smokeball ...........................42241 / 118 (4671)
m2kewl ................................20761 / 132 (4336) 🙂
SRL Heavyweight Title Fight to 5000:
LastKnight ...........................24951 / 308 (2117) 🙂
PieDerro ..............................49347 / 252 (1794) 🙂
The Century Stud Stomp to 5000:
The Federation ...................27075 / 158 (912) 🙂
Smokeball ...........................42241 / 118 (888)
m2kewl ................................20761 / 132 (867) 🙂
Crazee .................................17623 / 111 (758) 🙂
Pazoo ...................................18585 / 60 (749)
LANMAN...............................15076 / 251 (672) :Q:Q
Way Cool Race to Crunch 3000:
Soni ......................................35586 / 68 (2281) 🙂
TA Cube ...............................25723 / 43 (2105)
Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast:
def .......................................18212 / 27 (2065)
Yield.....................................18400 / 42 (1791)
Basilisk420 .........................9402 / 88 (1665) :Q
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500:
teriba .....................................3757 / 18 (1423)
marrkks.................................2796 / 18 (930) 🙂
thawolfman ..........................1287 / 0 (587)
Serialized Burner Through the Stars to 1500:
Starrider .................................401 / 27 (136) 🙂
Hellburner .........................20524 / 23 (106) 🙂
Maku .....................................8067 / 14 (66)
Serialb ..................................5708 / 4 (23)
The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200:
panhead49...........................5655 / 77 (129) :Q
neovan ..................................4924 / 33 (115) 🙂
minendo ...............................6631 / 23 (94) 🙂
teriba .....................................3757 / 18 (79)
JimMc ....................................6212 / 19 (68) 🙂
1000 Workunit Blitz: <-------------------------------------- Spacehead storms into the lead!
Spacehead ..........................1254 / 53 (98) :Q
artemedes ........................11673 / 22 (96) 🙂
LyNx01 ..................................479 / 20 (95) 🙂
Maggotry ..............................4332 / 21 (91) 🙂
crt1530 ...............................12035 / 15 (60)
BigFatCow ..........................3167 / 13 (59)
Race to 750:
Spacehead ..........................1254 / 53 (682) :Q
Kruptikos .............................3126 / 16 (624) 🙂
Evadman .............................4265 / 9 (509)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
14) USS IsOs .......................39693 / 80
28) IJump .............................24043 / 13
33) zodder ............................20922 / 82 🙂
38) Major Tom .......................18655 / 73 🙂
42) USS Poop ......................18089 / 13
44) lane42 .............................17520 / 12
45) Darth Polo .....................17217 / 12
48) SoulAssassin ...............16389 / 37
49) WayneS ..........................15187 / 34
52) EvilWobbles ................14410 / 84 (3118) 🙂
57) wirelessenabled ...........12713 / 80 🙂
65) ZeroEffect .......................11459 / 18
66) Baldy18 ............................11448 / 31 🙂
97) ElFenix .............................8002 / 16 🙂
100)Slahr Dzhe .......................7421 / 4
111)MoFunk .............................6334 / 31
112)micron ...............................6329 / 84 :Q
113)Eltano1 .............................6263 / 0
143)Dazmite ............................4564 / 18 🙂
152)migroo ...............................4098 / 0
153)Ishmael2k .........................4088 / 3
161)sukhoi ...............................3774 / 7
209)Emos ................................2960 / 7
239)Logix .................................2438 / 2
244)ys .......................................2384 / 19 🙂
302)Boogak .............................1845 / 0
335)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
373)dmcowen ..........................1497 / 11 🙂
375)Adul ....................................1484 / 5
481)JetsFanatic .......................1018 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 10/14:
IBhacknU - 63000 (63072)
The Federation - TeAm Anandtech - 27000 (27075)
LANMAN - 15000 (15076)
ElFenix - 8000 (8002)
Rex - 7000 (7004)
paf077 - 7000 (7001)
jjsetihead - 3000 (3010)
clstrfbc - 3000 (3002)
Skrill - 1000 (1012)
Baker-Tech - 1000 (1007)
linky - 250 (253)
SpaceWalker - 100 (105)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
EvilWobbles - Way Cool Race to Crunch 3000 - 10/14/2002
micron - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 10/10/2002
Swanny - Race to 8000 - 10/9/2002
Zodder - Way Cool Race to Crunch 3000 - 10/8/2002
LiveLongAndProsper - Race to 8000 - 10/6/2002
MoFunk - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 10/5/2002
JimMc - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 10/5/2002
GSmith - The Great 10K Countdown - 10/4/2002
Micron - PORC 1500 -10/4/2002
Tuffguy - Race to 8000 - 10/4/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis. 🙂
The Race to 9000 remains a scene of great anticipation and excitement, a fact to which the continuous din of the roaring crowd attests. Cresting the century mark for the first time in recent history, Karnage Karsten stomps and tromps all over 106 workunits while stats keepers feverishly checking the SRL history books to see if this is indeed a new personal best. The strain showing in the form of profuse perpiration and a deeply furrowed brow, Karsten keeps his eyes forward, riveted on the 9K milestone marker that now lies less than 100 wu's ahead. A quick glance in the rear view mirror shows his constant pursuer and nemesis LiveLongAndProsper still gaining ground from behind. Fans have never seen this type of moxy from the King of Karnage before and several in the screaming throng have fainted from the excitement. What will tomorrow bring in this tense and thrilling contest? I can hardly wait for the next stats run to find out!
While Artie was busy concentrating on LyNx01, both he and the rookie were blitzed and blindsided by Spacehead whose 52 earns him sole possession of first place in the 1000 Workunit Blitz and a shockie from our paunchy (but cute) shockie fairie Gertrude. In a move that would make defster, the master of the Dupe 'N Dump proud, Spacie earns the number one spot by two over Artemedes and brings the total distance between positions one through four to a mere 7 workunits. Also earning a jaw dropper from Gertie is Panhead49 who stuns both the crowd and the competition in The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200 by depositing 77 busted packets on Berkeley's doorstep, leaving Neovanilla, Minnie Minendo, and Terrible Teriba spinning along the side of the track and choking on wu dust from Panhead's prodigious power purge. At this rate, somebody's going to be feasting on turkey and dressing long before Thanksgiving day arrives.
Captain Kewlie has been trashin' and smashin' lately and his 132 from yesterday has Commander Smoke trying to rally the troops into a double-quick blitz, closing to within 335 of Smokie in the Race to Crunch 7500 and 21 in The Century Stud Stomp to 5000. Also in the latter contest, LannerManner earns a double shockie for his "Queue Tinkle Powie!" maneuver that stopped up Berkeley's input coffers with 251 big ones. Unfortunately, the daring dumperoo doesn't pull LANMAN out of the trailing position, but the din of 251 workunits splintering into a zillion pieces has turned a few heads amongst his competitors. Making a move in Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast, Captain CAD orders Team Basilisk420 to blow all ballast and 88 workunits are smashed to smithereens to the delight of a Giggling Gertie who deposits a shockie under CAD's pillow and a big juicy smooch on his forehead. In the SRL Heavyweight Title Fight to 5000, the challenger Leapin' LastKnight continues to pound the champ with lefts and rights and ones and zeros. Now leading the bout on all judge's scorecards by 323, Leapin' LastKnight's fans continue to coax their hero on as the fight approaches the middle rounds.
Advancements among racers on 10/14 include conjur up 1 to 59, RedHorse up 1 to 72, Basilisk420 up 1 to 75, Rowdy Ray up 1 to 90, Swanny up 1 to 91, British Bulldog Racers up 1 to 103, minendo up 1 to 108, Domination up 1 to 94, thecool1 up 1 to 119, Actaeon up 2 to 551, micron up 1 to 112, ys up 2 to 244.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
Race to Catch the Race Coordinator:
46) OhioDude ........................16857 / 31
47) DroolMAN! .......................16779 / 52 🙂
The Race to Number 50:
56) cakin .................................12743 / 67 🙂
59) conjur ...............................12502 / 38
Team Toft/Vold's Second Bold Challenge - 12K by 12/9/2002:
69) Toft / Vold - DK ................10348 / 66 🙂
The Great 10K CountDown:
71) Brutus ..............................9853 / 6
72) RedHorse .......................9759 / 11
74) Alan J. Simpson ............9599 / 29
75) Basilisk420 ....................9402 / 88 :Q
80) Karsten ............................8906 / 106 :Q
81) LiveLongAndProsper ...8832 / 116 🙂
86) tuffguy ..............................8453 / 20
87) GolfGeek .........................8444 / 27
88) mucman ..........................8380 / 25
90) Rowdy Ray ......................8261 / 38
91) Swanny ............................8245 / 36
The Crunch & Munch 10K
103)British Bulldog Racers ....7256 / 57 🙂
106)paf077 ...............................7001 / 16
108)minendo ............................6631 / 23 🙂
122)The Wildnet Team............5777 / 59 🙂
Race to 9000: <---------------------------------------- Wow! What a thriller!
80) Karsten ............................8906 / 106 :Q
81) LiveLongAndProsper ...8832 / 116 🙂
86) tuffguy ..............................8453 / 20
88) mucman ..........................8380 / 25
90) Rowdy Ray ......................8261 / 38
94) Domination .....................8082 / 38 🙂
95) Maku .................................8067 / 14
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
118)ledzepp98 ...........................5960 / 5
119)thecool1 ...............................5904 / 8
130)clueless ...............................5415 / 7
Battle of the Ons - The Actaeon / Khyron Ion Run to 1500:
551)Actaeon ................................767 / 16 🙂
624)Khyron ..................................618 / 0
Race to Crunch 7500: <----------------------------------- Here comes Kewlie!
Smokeball ...........................42241 / 118 (4671)
m2kewl ................................20761 / 132 (4336) 🙂
SRL Heavyweight Title Fight to 5000:
LastKnight ...........................24951 / 308 (2117) 🙂
PieDerro ..............................49347 / 252 (1794) 🙂
The Century Stud Stomp to 5000:
The Federation ...................27075 / 158 (912) 🙂
Smokeball ...........................42241 / 118 (888)
m2kewl ................................20761 / 132 (867) 🙂
Crazee .................................17623 / 111 (758) 🙂
Pazoo ...................................18585 / 60 (749)
LANMAN...............................15076 / 251 (672) :Q:Q
Way Cool Race to Crunch 3000:
Soni ......................................35586 / 68 (2281) 🙂
TA Cube ...............................25723 / 43 (2105)
Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast:
def .......................................18212 / 27 (2065)
Yield.....................................18400 / 42 (1791)
Basilisk420 .........................9402 / 88 (1665) :Q
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500:
teriba .....................................3757 / 18 (1423)
marrkks.................................2796 / 18 (930) 🙂
thawolfman ..........................1287 / 0 (587)
Serialized Burner Through the Stars to 1500:
Starrider .................................401 / 27 (136) 🙂
Hellburner .........................20524 / 23 (106) 🙂
Maku .....................................8067 / 14 (66)
Serialb ..................................5708 / 4 (23)
The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200:
panhead49...........................5655 / 77 (129) :Q
neovan ..................................4924 / 33 (115) 🙂
minendo ...............................6631 / 23 (94) 🙂
teriba .....................................3757 / 18 (79)
JimMc ....................................6212 / 19 (68) 🙂
1000 Workunit Blitz: <-------------------------------------- Spacehead storms into the lead!
Spacehead ..........................1254 / 53 (98) :Q
artemedes ........................11673 / 22 (96) 🙂
LyNx01 ..................................479 / 20 (95) 🙂
Maggotry ..............................4332 / 21 (91) 🙂
crt1530 ...............................12035 / 15 (60)
BigFatCow ..........................3167 / 13 (59)
Race to 750:
Spacehead ..........................1254 / 53 (682) :Q
Kruptikos .............................3126 / 16 (624) 🙂
Evadman .............................4265 / 9 (509)
Lonely Racers: 🙁
14) USS IsOs .......................39693 / 80
28) IJump .............................24043 / 13
33) zodder ............................20922 / 82 🙂
38) Major Tom .......................18655 / 73 🙂
42) USS Poop ......................18089 / 13
44) lane42 .............................17520 / 12
45) Darth Polo .....................17217 / 12
48) SoulAssassin ...............16389 / 37
49) WayneS ..........................15187 / 34
52) EvilWobbles ................14410 / 84 (3118) 🙂
57) wirelessenabled ...........12713 / 80 🙂
65) ZeroEffect .......................11459 / 18
66) Baldy18 ............................11448 / 31 🙂
97) ElFenix .............................8002 / 16 🙂
100)Slahr Dzhe .......................7421 / 4
111)MoFunk .............................6334 / 31
112)micron ...............................6329 / 84 :Q
113)Eltano1 .............................6263 / 0
143)Dazmite ............................4564 / 18 🙂
152)migroo ...............................4098 / 0
153)Ishmael2k .........................4088 / 3
161)sukhoi ...............................3774 / 7
209)Emos ................................2960 / 7
239)Logix .................................2438 / 2
244)ys .......................................2384 / 19 🙂
302)Boogak .............................1845 / 0
335)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
373)dmcowen ..........................1497 / 11 🙂
375)Adul ....................................1484 / 5
481)JetsFanatic .......................1018 / 0
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Milestones achieved on 10/14:
IBhacknU - 63000 (63072)
The Federation - TeAm Anandtech - 27000 (27075)
LANMAN - 15000 (15076)
ElFenix - 8000 (8002)
Rex - 7000 (7004)
paf077 - 7000 (7001)
jjsetihead - 3000 (3010)
clstrfbc - 3000 (3002)
Skrill - 1000 (1012)
Baker-Tech - 1000 (1007)
linky - 250 (253)
SpaceWalker - 100 (105)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
EvilWobbles - Way Cool Race to Crunch 3000 - 10/14/2002
micron - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 10/10/2002
Swanny - Race to 8000 - 10/9/2002
Zodder - Way Cool Race to Crunch 3000 - 10/8/2002
LiveLongAndProsper - Race to 8000 - 10/6/2002
MoFunk - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 10/5/2002
JimMc - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 10/5/2002
GSmith - The Great 10K Countdown - 10/4/2002
Micron - PORC 1500 -10/4/2002
Tuffguy - Race to 8000 - 10/4/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis. 🙂
The Race to 9000 remains a scene of great anticipation and excitement, a fact to which the continuous din of the roaring crowd attests. Cresting the century mark for the first time in recent history, Karnage Karsten stomps and tromps all over 106 workunits while stats keepers feverishly checking the SRL history books to see if this is indeed a new personal best. The strain showing in the form of profuse perpiration and a deeply furrowed brow, Karsten keeps his eyes forward, riveted on the 9K milestone marker that now lies less than 100 wu's ahead. A quick glance in the rear view mirror shows his constant pursuer and nemesis LiveLongAndProsper still gaining ground from behind. Fans have never seen this type of moxy from the King of Karnage before and several in the screaming throng have fainted from the excitement. What will tomorrow bring in this tense and thrilling contest? I can hardly wait for the next stats run to find out!
While Artie was busy concentrating on LyNx01, both he and the rookie were blitzed and blindsided by Spacehead whose 52 earns him sole possession of first place in the 1000 Workunit Blitz and a shockie from our paunchy (but cute) shockie fairie Gertrude. In a move that would make defster, the master of the Dupe 'N Dump proud, Spacie earns the number one spot by two over Artemedes and brings the total distance between positions one through four to a mere 7 workunits. Also earning a jaw dropper from Gertie is Panhead49 who stuns both the crowd and the competition in The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200 by depositing 77 busted packets on Berkeley's doorstep, leaving Neovanilla, Minnie Minendo, and Terrible Teriba spinning along the side of the track and choking on wu dust from Panhead's prodigious power purge. At this rate, somebody's going to be feasting on turkey and dressing long before Thanksgiving day arrives.
Captain Kewlie has been trashin' and smashin' lately and his 132 from yesterday has Commander Smoke trying to rally the troops into a double-quick blitz, closing to within 335 of Smokie in the Race to Crunch 7500 and 21 in The Century Stud Stomp to 5000. Also in the latter contest, LannerManner earns a double shockie for his "Queue Tinkle Powie!" maneuver that stopped up Berkeley's input coffers with 251 big ones. Unfortunately, the daring dumperoo doesn't pull LANMAN out of the trailing position, but the din of 251 workunits splintering into a zillion pieces has turned a few heads amongst his competitors. Making a move in Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast, Captain CAD orders Team Basilisk420 to blow all ballast and 88 workunits are smashed to smithereens to the delight of a Giggling Gertie who deposits a shockie under CAD's pillow and a big juicy smooch on his forehead. In the SRL Heavyweight Title Fight to 5000, the challenger Leapin' LastKnight continues to pound the champ with lefts and rights and ones and zeros. Now leading the bout on all judge's scorecards by 323, Leapin' LastKnight's fans continue to coax their hero on as the fight approaches the middle rounds.
Advancements among racers on 10/14 include conjur up 1 to 59, RedHorse up 1 to 72, Basilisk420 up 1 to 75, Rowdy Ray up 1 to 90, Swanny up 1 to 91, British Bulldog Racers up 1 to 103, minendo up 1 to 108, Domination up 1 to 94, thecool1 up 1 to 119, Actaeon up 2 to 551, micron up 1 to 112, ys up 2 to 244.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3 😎
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it. 😀
