Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Race to Catch the Race Coordinator:
46) OhioDude ........................16826 / 30
47) DroolMAN! .......................16727 / 54
The Race to Number 50:
56) cakin .................................12676 / 69
60) conjur ...............................12464 / 36
Team Toft/Vold's Second Bold Challenge - 12K by 12/9/2002:
69) Toft / Vold - DK ................10282 / 86 :Q
The Great 10K CountDown:
71) Brutus ..............................9847 / 2
73) RedHorse .......................9748 / 11
74) Alan J. Simpson ............9570 / 21
76) Basilisk420 ....................9314 / 48
80) Karsten ............................8800 / 80 :Q
81) LiveLongAndProsper ...8716 / 89
86) tuffguy ..............................8433 / 22
87) GolfGeek .........................8417 / 25
88) mucman ..........................8355 / 27
91) Rowdy Ray ......................8223 / 52 :Q
92) Swanny ............................8209 / 44
The Crunch & Munch 10K
104)British Bulldog Racers ....7199 / 11
105)paf077 ...............................6985 / 16
109)minendo ............................6608 / 24
122)The Wildnet Team............5718 / 31
Race to 9000:
80) Karsten ............................8800 / 80 :Q
81) LiveLongAndProsper ...8716 / 89
86) tuffguy ..............................8433 / 22
88) mucman ..........................8355 / 27
91) Rowdy Ray ......................8223 / 52 :Q
94) Maku .................................8053 / 14
95) Domination .....................8044 / 25
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
118)ledzepp98 ...........................5955 / 5
120)thecool1 ...............................5896 / 10
130)clueless ...............................5408 / 5
Battle of the Ons - The Actaeon / Khyron Ion Run to 1500:
553)Actaeon ................................751 / 12
623)Khyron ..................................618 / 0
Race to Crunch 7500:
Smokeball ...........................42123 / 110 (4553)
m2kewl ................................20629 / 117 (4204)
SRL Heavyweight Title Fight to 5000:
LastKnight ...........................24643 / 324 (1809)
PieDerro ..............................49095 / 282 (1542)
The Century Stud Stomp to 5000:
Smokeball ...........................42123 / 110 (770)
The Federation ...................26917 / 99 (754)
m2kewl ................................20629 / 117 (735)
Pazoo ...................................18525 / 61 (689)
Crazee .................................17512 / 97 (647)
LANMAN...............................14825 / 15 (421)
Way Cool Race to Crunch 3000:
EvilWobbles ........................14326 / 58 (3034)
Soni ......................................35518 / 50 (2213)
TA Cube ...............................25680 / 43 (2062)
Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast:
def .......................................18185 / 32 (2038)
Yield.....................................18358 / 64 (1749)
Basilisk420 .........................9314 / 48 (1577)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500:
teriba .....................................3739 / 21 (1405)
marrkks.................................2778 / 0 (912)
thawolfman ..........................1287 / 0 (587)
Serialized Burner Through the Stars to 1500:
Starrider .................................374 / 29 (109)
Hellburner .........................20501 / 24 (83)
Maku .....................................8053 / 14 (52)
Serialb ..................................5704 / 6 (19)
The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200:
neovan ..................................4891 / 27 (82)
minendo ...............................6608 / 24 (71)
teriba .....................................3739 / 21 (61)
panhead49...........................5578 / 17 (52)
JimMc ....................................6193 / 17 (49)
1000 Workunit Blitz:
LyNx01 ..................................459 / 17 (75)
artemedes ........................11651 / 16 (74)
Maggotry ..............................4311 / 18 (70)
BigFatCow ..........................3154 / 11 (46)
crt1530 ...............................12020 / 13 (45)
Spacehead ..........................1201 / 17 (45)
Race to 750:
Spacehead ..........................1201 / 17 (629)
Kruptikos .............................3110 / 29 (608)
Evadman .............................4256 / 7 (500)
Lonely Racers:
14) USS IsOs .......................39613 / 84
28) IJump .............................24030 / 9
33) zodder ............................20840 / 72
38) Major Tom .......................18582 / 64
42) USS Poop ......................18076 / 13
44) lane42 .............................17508 / 69
45) Darth Polo .....................17205 / 10
48) SoulAssassin ...............16352 / 44
49) WayneS ..........................15153 / 32
57) wirelessenabled ...........12633 / 83
65) ZeroEffect .......................11441 / 18
66) Baldy18 ............................11417 / 38
97) ElFenix .............................7986 / 14
100)Slahr Dzhe .......................7417 / 2
111)MoFunk .............................6303 / 31
112)Eltano1 .............................6263 / 0
113)micron ...............................6245 / 46
143)Dazmite ............................4546 / 8
152)migroo ...............................4098 / 0
153)Ishmael2k .........................4085 / 10
161)sukhoi ...............................3767 / 7
209)Emos ................................2953 / 5
239)Logix .................................2436 / 5
246)ys .......................................2365 / 10
301)Boogak .............................1845 / 0
335)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
373)dmcowen ..........................1486 / 5
375)Adul ....................................1479 / 6
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Milestones achieved on 10/13:
Grant - 93000 (93041)
Pie Derro - 49000 (49095)
Reagan CRW - 5000 (5004)
doggie - 2000 (2002)
BatmanNate - 250 (260)
ViRGE - Team AnandTech - 100 (107)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
micron - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 10/10/2002
Swanny - Race to 8000 - 10/9/2002
Zodder - Way Cool Race to Crunch 3000 - 10/8/2002
LiveLongAndProsper - Race to 8000 - 10/6/2002
MoFunk - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 10/5/2002
JimMc - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 10/5/2002
GSmith - The Great 10K Countdown - 10/4/2002
Micron - PORC 1500 -10/4/2002
Tuffguy - Race to 8000 - 10/4/2002
JimMc - RGimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 10/4/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
Teetering as if he's already been into the victory brew, the Sinister Oscillator weeble wobbles his way across the finish line to take the checkered flag in the Way Cool Race to Crunch 3000. To hear Wobb's side of the story, he would have won the race hands down had the SRL lawman Zappin' Zod not pulled him over a few laps back for driving erratically. Either way, crossing the finish line in the SRL is a victory and deserving of a celebration regardless of whether you cross first or 487th. The brew is cold, the Oreos are fresh, and the water warm and ready for your victory party. And in honor of their very special guest this morning, the hottub babes have prepared a special lesson in the hottub classroom about Neutrino Oscillation Physics or "Wobbly Particles" as they like to call it. Congratulations, EvilWobbles!
Eliciting a few squeals from the ladies in the sell-out crowd taking in the Race to 9000, Rowdy Ray squirts out 52 cracked packets through the red Rascal Rider's exhaust pipe standing on his head on the black leather seat and twirling his platinum plated cane in his left hand while at the same time recharging the Cane of Flatulence with his... Oh, never mind... The 52 brings the little red menace to within 132 wu's of Muckity Mucman who is appalled at the spectacle he just witnessed in his rear-view mirror. Meanwhile, up ahead, the King of Karnage Karsten, sweat pouring down his brow, has revved the engines as high as they will go, hoping to will his rigs across the finish line in front of the relentless LiveLongAndProsper. Smashing 76 yesterday and cracking the 80 mark today, Karsten may just have a chance should LL&P's dailies remain below the century mark.
Neovan keeps the fleet crusin' and bruisin' in The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200. Just three days into the contest, Neovanilla has opened up an 11 wu lead over the spunky Minnie Minendo. The action remains hot and heavy in the 1000 Workunit Blitz where the rookie LyNx01 and Artemedes continue to put on a grand show for the spectators. Running 17 wu's through the ringer, LyNx01 pulls one wu ahead of Artie as they roar down the backstretch. Picking up one wu from the third position, Maggotry the Magnificent keeps the pressure on the two leaders. Smokeball has opened up a 16 wu lead over Admiral Engineer and the Federation who has ordered photon torpedoes readied in The Century Stud Stomp to 5000. If you have any aft shields Smoke, now would be the time to raise them. But the Admiral needs to keep an eye on his aft sensors because Captain Kewlie is running cloaked only 19 wu's to his rear.
Advancements among racers on 10/13 include cakin up 1 to 56, Toft / Vold - DK up 1 to 69, LiveLongAndProsper up 1 to 81, The Wildnet Team up 2 to 122, Domination up 1 to 95, Actaeon up 9 to 553, wirelessenabled up 1 to 57, Baldy18 up 1 to 66, Logix up 1 to 239, Adul up 1 to 375.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Race to Catch the Race Coordinator:
46) OhioDude ........................16826 / 30
47) DroolMAN! .......................16727 / 54
The Race to Number 50:
56) cakin .................................12676 / 69
60) conjur ...............................12464 / 36
Team Toft/Vold's Second Bold Challenge - 12K by 12/9/2002:
69) Toft / Vold - DK ................10282 / 86 :Q
The Great 10K CountDown:
71) Brutus ..............................9847 / 2
73) RedHorse .......................9748 / 11
74) Alan J. Simpson ............9570 / 21
76) Basilisk420 ....................9314 / 48
80) Karsten ............................8800 / 80 :Q
81) LiveLongAndProsper ...8716 / 89
86) tuffguy ..............................8433 / 22
87) GolfGeek .........................8417 / 25
88) mucman ..........................8355 / 27
91) Rowdy Ray ......................8223 / 52 :Q
92) Swanny ............................8209 / 44
The Crunch & Munch 10K
104)British Bulldog Racers ....7199 / 11
105)paf077 ...............................6985 / 16
109)minendo ............................6608 / 24
122)The Wildnet Team............5718 / 31
Race to 9000:
80) Karsten ............................8800 / 80 :Q
81) LiveLongAndProsper ...8716 / 89
86) tuffguy ..............................8433 / 22
88) mucman ..........................8355 / 27
91) Rowdy Ray ......................8223 / 52 :Q
94) Maku .................................8053 / 14
95) Domination .....................8044 / 25
Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000:
118)ledzepp98 ...........................5955 / 5
120)thecool1 ...............................5896 / 10
130)clueless ...............................5408 / 5
Battle of the Ons - The Actaeon / Khyron Ion Run to 1500:
553)Actaeon ................................751 / 12
623)Khyron ..................................618 / 0
Race to Crunch 7500:
Smokeball ...........................42123 / 110 (4553)
m2kewl ................................20629 / 117 (4204)
SRL Heavyweight Title Fight to 5000:
LastKnight ...........................24643 / 324 (1809)
PieDerro ..............................49095 / 282 (1542)
The Century Stud Stomp to 5000:
Smokeball ...........................42123 / 110 (770)
The Federation ...................26917 / 99 (754)
m2kewl ................................20629 / 117 (735)
Pazoo ...................................18525 / 61 (689)
Crazee .................................17512 / 97 (647)
LANMAN...............................14825 / 15 (421)
Way Cool Race to Crunch 3000:
EvilWobbles ........................14326 / 58 (3034)
Soni ......................................35518 / 50 (2213)
TA Cube ...............................25680 / 43 (2062)
Snap! Crackle! Pop! 3000 WU's for Breakfast:
def .......................................18185 / 32 (2038)
Yield.....................................18358 / 64 (1749)
Basilisk420 .........................9314 / 48 (1577)
Plain Old Race to Crunch 1500:
teriba .....................................3739 / 21 (1405)
marrkks.................................2778 / 0 (912)
thawolfman ..........................1287 / 0 (587)
Serialized Burner Through the Stars to 1500:
Starrider .................................374 / 29 (109)
Hellburner .........................20501 / 24 (83)
Maku .....................................8053 / 14 (52)
Serialb ..................................5704 / 6 (19)
The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200:
neovan ..................................4891 / 27 (82)
minendo ...............................6608 / 24 (71)
teriba .....................................3739 / 21 (61)
panhead49...........................5578 / 17 (52)
JimMc ....................................6193 / 17 (49)
1000 Workunit Blitz:
LyNx01 ..................................459 / 17 (75)
artemedes ........................11651 / 16 (74)
Maggotry ..............................4311 / 18 (70)
BigFatCow ..........................3154 / 11 (46)
crt1530 ...............................12020 / 13 (45)
Spacehead ..........................1201 / 17 (45)
Race to 750:
Spacehead ..........................1201 / 17 (629)
Kruptikos .............................3110 / 29 (608)
Evadman .............................4256 / 7 (500)
Lonely Racers:
14) USS IsOs .......................39613 / 84
28) IJump .............................24030 / 9
33) zodder ............................20840 / 72
38) Major Tom .......................18582 / 64
42) USS Poop ......................18076 / 13
44) lane42 .............................17508 / 69
45) Darth Polo .....................17205 / 10
48) SoulAssassin ...............16352 / 44
49) WayneS ..........................15153 / 32
57) wirelessenabled ...........12633 / 83
65) ZeroEffect .......................11441 / 18
66) Baldy18 ............................11417 / 38
97) ElFenix .............................7986 / 14
100)Slahr Dzhe .......................7417 / 2
111)MoFunk .............................6303 / 31
112)Eltano1 .............................6263 / 0
113)micron ...............................6245 / 46
143)Dazmite ............................4546 / 8
152)migroo ...............................4098 / 0
153)Ishmael2k .........................4085 / 10
161)sukhoi ...............................3767 / 7
209)Emos ................................2953 / 5
239)Logix .................................2436 / 5
246)ys .......................................2365 / 10
301)Boogak .............................1845 / 0
335)SpookyFish ......................1660 / 0
373)dmcowen ..........................1486 / 5
375)Adul ....................................1479 / 6
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Milestones achieved on 10/13:
Grant - 93000 (93041)
Pie Derro - 49000 (49095)
Reagan CRW - 5000 (5004)
doggie - 2000 (2002)
BatmanNate - 250 (260)
ViRGE - Team AnandTech - 100 (107)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
micron - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 10/10/2002
Swanny - Race to 8000 - 10/9/2002
Zodder - Way Cool Race to Crunch 3000 - 10/8/2002
LiveLongAndProsper - Race to 8000 - 10/6/2002
MoFunk - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 10/5/2002
JimMc - Gimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 10/5/2002
GSmith - The Great 10K Countdown - 10/4/2002
Micron - PORC 1500 -10/4/2002
Tuffguy - Race to 8000 - 10/4/2002
JimMc - RGimme that 6th K-Key! Race to 6000 - 10/4/2002
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Check out IJump's excellent race prediction analysis.
Teetering as if he's already been into the victory brew, the Sinister Oscillator weeble wobbles his way across the finish line to take the checkered flag in the Way Cool Race to Crunch 3000. To hear Wobb's side of the story, he would have won the race hands down had the SRL lawman Zappin' Zod not pulled him over a few laps back for driving erratically. Either way, crossing the finish line in the SRL is a victory and deserving of a celebration regardless of whether you cross first or 487th. The brew is cold, the Oreos are fresh, and the water warm and ready for your victory party. And in honor of their very special guest this morning, the hottub babes have prepared a special lesson in the hottub classroom about Neutrino Oscillation Physics or "Wobbly Particles" as they like to call it. Congratulations, EvilWobbles!
Eliciting a few squeals from the ladies in the sell-out crowd taking in the Race to 9000, Rowdy Ray squirts out 52 cracked packets through the red Rascal Rider's exhaust pipe standing on his head on the black leather seat and twirling his platinum plated cane in his left hand while at the same time recharging the Cane of Flatulence with his... Oh, never mind... The 52 brings the little red menace to within 132 wu's of Muckity Mucman who is appalled at the spectacle he just witnessed in his rear-view mirror. Meanwhile, up ahead, the King of Karnage Karsten, sweat pouring down his brow, has revved the engines as high as they will go, hoping to will his rigs across the finish line in front of the relentless LiveLongAndProsper. Smashing 76 yesterday and cracking the 80 mark today, Karsten may just have a chance should LL&P's dailies remain below the century mark.
Neovan keeps the fleet crusin' and bruisin' in The KenTurkey Derby Thanksgiving Race to Crunch 1200. Just three days into the contest, Neovanilla has opened up an 11 wu lead over the spunky Minnie Minendo. The action remains hot and heavy in the 1000 Workunit Blitz where the rookie LyNx01 and Artemedes continue to put on a grand show for the spectators. Running 17 wu's through the ringer, LyNx01 pulls one wu ahead of Artie as they roar down the backstretch. Picking up one wu from the third position, Maggotry the Magnificent keeps the pressure on the two leaders. Smokeball has opened up a 16 wu lead over Admiral Engineer and the Federation who has ordered photon torpedoes readied in The Century Stud Stomp to 5000. If you have any aft shields Smoke, now would be the time to raise them. But the Admiral needs to keep an eye on his aft sensors because Captain Kewlie is running cloaked only 19 wu's to his rear.
Advancements among racers on 10/13 include cakin up 1 to 56, Toft / Vold - DK up 1 to 69, LiveLongAndProsper up 1 to 81, The Wildnet Team up 2 to 122, Domination up 1 to 95, Actaeon up 9 to 553, wirelessenabled up 1 to 57, Baldy18 up 1 to 66, Logix up 1 to 239, Adul up 1 to 375.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
