Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................33912 / 14
38) cakin ....................................28798 / 29
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
65) MoFunk ..............................20004 / 159 :beer::beer:
68) jatwell .................................19783 / 71
69) conjur..................................19419 / 25
70) Ammocan ..........................18856 / 36
72) Mighty Micron ....................18709 / 67
The Great 10K CountDown: <------------------------------------- This will be a photo finish!
114)The Wildnet Team..............9995 / 19
115)Steell ....................................9991 / 20
117)Marrkks.................................9314 / 28
122)Dewey ..................................8830 / 3
Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000:
MoFunk ...............................20004 / 159 (4370)
paf077 .................................21625 / 220 (4300) :Q
soni .....................................49777 / 59 (3301)
CraigRT ..............................31998 / 54 (3229)
JonB .....................................7507 / 93 (2427) :Q
3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out:
OhioDude ............................27483 / 48 (2868)
WayneS ................................26434 / 38 (2795)
Mighty Micron .......................18709 / 67 (2407)
2500 WU Packet Crapper:
Adeno ...................................2857 / 38 (1366)
Ammocan ...........................18856 / 36 (1271)
Panhead49 ........................13945 / 13 (1263)
Poopaskoopa ....................24083 / 34 (1140)
Networkman ......................29659 / 30 (671)
Rock 'em Sock 'em Workunit Wipe Out to 2000:
Basilisk420 ......................17377 / 22 (504)
BigFatCow .........................6798 / 12 (457)
Shimmishim .....................1624 / 20 (450)
Spacehead ........................4721 / 12 (358)
lobadobadingdong ..........2216 / 14 (337)
Ameesh .............................2218 / 0 (78)
2000 Workunit Wonderland WU Whopper:
Karsten ............................22004 / 42 (548)
JimMc ..............................11040 / 27 (433)
strider7 ..............................9058 / 34 (387)
onebadv6 ..........................7704 / 23 (383)
jjsetihead ..........................7495 / 31 (366)
Adul ...................................6081 / 22 (314)
Domination ....................15018 / 13 (191)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
serialb .............................10372 / 21 (1817)
gistech1978 .....................4648 / 5 (1790)
1500 WU Power Pack Packet Pounder:
Tarca .................................26887 / 171 (838) :Q
teriba ..................................8731 / 14 (479)
cismaxz ...............................2277 / 13 (423)
DDad ..................................5923 / 4 (304)
Fingers ...............................6783 / 3 (298)
Neurodog ...........................5633 / 0 (79)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........2216 / 14 (724)
ManWithPlan .....................2315 / 8 (548)
Pyxis ....................................6648 / 10 (539)
BobTheWizard ..................2054 / 6 (437)
GasPath2 ...........................4982 / 4 (331)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................112692 / 493
4) LastKnight ......................93796 / 270
9) IsOs .................................66649 / 110
11) The Federation ..............59222 / 92
18) Rebel Alliance ...............47276 / 171
20) Crazee ............................46240 / 97
22) zodder .............................43024 / 108
23) wirelessenabled ...........41292 / 163
28) m2kewl ...........................36896 / 33
30) Ben98SentraSE ............35933 / 76
31) LANMAN..........................35335 / 46
45) EvilWobbles ...................26926 / 38
49) IJump ...............................26048 / 147
51) SoulAssassin ................25584 / 38
53) Swanny ...........................24377 / 84
58) Toft / Vold - DK ...............21640 / 31
64) Assimilator1 ..................20394 / 45
85) Minendo ..........................14213 / 7
106)British Bulldog Racers ..11326 / 0
109)neovan .............................10893 / 38
141)Dazmite ............................7316 / 7
146)Evadman ..........................6902 / 7
194)sukhoi ...............................5301 / 7
199)ys ........................................5057 / 9
258)SWScorch .........................3745 / 12
330)TheEvil1 .............................2636 / 6
389)Lithium381 ........................2212 / 0
506)SoggySocks ......................1488 / 14
517)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1432 / 1
547)titanmiller ...........................1309 / 15
567)JetsFanatic ........................1210 / 1
618)Christof ...............................1024 / 7
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Milestones achieved on 6/30:
Grant - 132000 (132020)
The_TeAm - 87000 (87107)
DanStp - 49000 (49006)
zodder - 43000 (43024)
Golfgeek - 26000 (26081)
IJump - Team Anandtech - 26000 (26048)
Karsten - 22000 (22004)
TeAm * MoFunk - 20000 (20004)
Brutus - 12000 (12000)
Cypher - 100 (101)
Juxu - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Sammael - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 6/24/03
JustStarting - Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff - 6/23/2003
AstIsis - Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer - 6/20/2003
Wiz - Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer - 6/20/2003
EvilWobbles - 3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out - 6/19/2003
Minendo - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 6/16/2003
Zodder - 5000 WU Queue Buster - 6/16/2003
paf007 - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 6/12/03
serialb - The Great 10K CountDown - 6/11/03
Reagan CRW - 3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out - 6/10/03
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Captain Funky steers the psychaelic Funky Bus across the finish line in 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!, earning his 20th K-Key and a little butt time in the hottub. Unfortunately for MoFunk, when his pit crew installed the General Electric TF34 turbofan atop the Funky Bus, they forgot to tell him how to turn it off. As SRL officials and SRL official babes run for their lives, the Funky Bus clatters towards the winner's circle, afterburner still lit, a wide-eyed MoFunk struggling to keep control of the careening phsychadelic contraption. One of the babes rears back and fires MoFunk's K-Key through the bus' open door as he screams by so he'll have it when he finally figures out how to stop the bus or he runs out of jet fuel. Congratulations on earning that 20th K-Key, MoFunk!
Folks down at the The Great 10K CountDown are being treated to a whale of a battle between The Wildnet Team and Steell as they both have exited the final turn and are sprinting towards the finish line only four wu's apart in what will be a photo finish tomorrow morning to see who becomes the 114th AnandTecher to earn that coveted 10th K-Key. The Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000 sees some pretty impressive dumpages amongst it's ranks this morning. Earning shockies for their efforts overnight are the pafster for his stunning 220 and Jolly JonB for a numbing 93. In the middle of the pack, Sizzlin' Soni opens up a 72 wu lead over CraigRT who seems to have thrown a packet protractor enunciator reduction gear cam rod in his racing rig, although his 54 on the day is nothing to sneeze at.
Shim Shim Shimmishim continues to fight his way through the cow patties in the Rock 'em Sock 'em Workunit Wipe Out to 2000 and now cruises only seven wu's to the Portly Bovine's very active rear. Up at the front of the pack, Sassy Bassy piles a few more wu's onto his lead and gives thanks to the SETI gods that he's on the quiet end of BigFatCow. It might be just about all over but the crying in the 2000 Workunit Wonderland WU Whopper. The King of Karnage Karsten is running awayt with the bracket and now owns a 115 wu lead over JimMc who tries valiantly to stay close to the leader. To their rear, strider7 has taken over ownership of third place from big bad onebadv6 while jjsetihead closes in on big bad onebad from the rear.
Ooooh's and aaaaaah's escape from the throats of the faithful taking in the action at the 1500 WU Power Pack Packet Pounder as they witness an impressive display of dump muscle flexing from Major Tom Tarca. Opening up the wu gates and pressing the red dump button on his dash, Tarca unleashes a major load of 171 workunits, hearkening back to the olden days when he could routinely purge in triple digits. Action abounds in the 750 WU Master Muncher Marathon in the middle of the pack where Powerful Pyxis, a look of sheer determination and steely concentration on his face, has cut his deficit behind ManWithPlan to single digits. While it may be too late to catch the streaking lobadobadingdong bell, Pyxis would like nothing better than to be the second cruncher from this bracket to park his butt in the hottub.
Advancements among racers on 6/30 include MoFunk up 2 to 65, Ammocan up 1 to 70, SoggySocks up 4 to 506, titanmiller up 1 to 547, Christof up 2 to 618.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................33912 / 14
38) cakin ....................................28798 / 29
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
65) MoFunk ..............................20004 / 159 :beer::beer:
68) jatwell .................................19783 / 71
69) conjur..................................19419 / 25
70) Ammocan ..........................18856 / 36
72) Mighty Micron ....................18709 / 67
The Great 10K CountDown: <------------------------------------- This will be a photo finish!
114)The Wildnet Team..............9995 / 19
115)Steell ....................................9991 / 20
117)Marrkks.................................9314 / 28
122)Dewey ..................................8830 / 3
Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000:
MoFunk ...............................20004 / 159 (4370)
paf077 .................................21625 / 220 (4300) :Q
soni .....................................49777 / 59 (3301)
CraigRT ..............................31998 / 54 (3229)
JonB .....................................7507 / 93 (2427) :Q
3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out:
OhioDude ............................27483 / 48 (2868)
WayneS ................................26434 / 38 (2795)
Mighty Micron .......................18709 / 67 (2407)
2500 WU Packet Crapper:
Adeno ...................................2857 / 38 (1366)
Ammocan ...........................18856 / 36 (1271)
Panhead49 ........................13945 / 13 (1263)
Poopaskoopa ....................24083 / 34 (1140)
Networkman ......................29659 / 30 (671)
Rock 'em Sock 'em Workunit Wipe Out to 2000:
Basilisk420 ......................17377 / 22 (504)
BigFatCow .........................6798 / 12 (457)
Shimmishim .....................1624 / 20 (450)
Spacehead ........................4721 / 12 (358)
lobadobadingdong ..........2216 / 14 (337)
Ameesh .............................2218 / 0 (78)
2000 Workunit Wonderland WU Whopper:
Karsten ............................22004 / 42 (548)
JimMc ..............................11040 / 27 (433)
strider7 ..............................9058 / 34 (387)
onebadv6 ..........................7704 / 23 (383)
jjsetihead ..........................7495 / 31 (366)
Adul ...................................6081 / 22 (314)
Domination ....................15018 / 13 (191)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
serialb .............................10372 / 21 (1817)
gistech1978 .....................4648 / 5 (1790)
1500 WU Power Pack Packet Pounder:
Tarca .................................26887 / 171 (838) :Q
teriba ..................................8731 / 14 (479)
cismaxz ...............................2277 / 13 (423)
DDad ..................................5923 / 4 (304)
Fingers ...............................6783 / 3 (298)
Neurodog ...........................5633 / 0 (79)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........2216 / 14 (724)
ManWithPlan .....................2315 / 8 (548)
Pyxis ....................................6648 / 10 (539)
BobTheWizard ..................2054 / 6 (437)
GasPath2 ...........................4982 / 4 (331)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................112692 / 493
4) LastKnight ......................93796 / 270
9) IsOs .................................66649 / 110
11) The Federation ..............59222 / 92
18) Rebel Alliance ...............47276 / 171
20) Crazee ............................46240 / 97
22) zodder .............................43024 / 108
23) wirelessenabled ...........41292 / 163
28) m2kewl ...........................36896 / 33
30) Ben98SentraSE ............35933 / 76
31) LANMAN..........................35335 / 46
45) EvilWobbles ...................26926 / 38
49) IJump ...............................26048 / 147
51) SoulAssassin ................25584 / 38
53) Swanny ...........................24377 / 84
58) Toft / Vold - DK ...............21640 / 31
64) Assimilator1 ..................20394 / 45
85) Minendo ..........................14213 / 7
106)British Bulldog Racers ..11326 / 0
109)neovan .............................10893 / 38
141)Dazmite ............................7316 / 7
146)Evadman ..........................6902 / 7
194)sukhoi ...............................5301 / 7
199)ys ........................................5057 / 9
258)SWScorch .........................3745 / 12
330)TheEvil1 .............................2636 / 6
389)Lithium381 ........................2212 / 0
506)SoggySocks ......................1488 / 14
517)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1432 / 1
547)titanmiller ...........................1309 / 15
567)JetsFanatic ........................1210 / 1
618)Christof ...............................1024 / 7
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Milestones achieved on 6/30:
Grant - 132000 (132020)
The_TeAm - 87000 (87107)
DanStp - 49000 (49006)
zodder - 43000 (43024)
Golfgeek - 26000 (26081)
IJump - Team Anandtech - 26000 (26048)
Karsten - 22000 (22004)
TeAm * MoFunk - 20000 (20004)
Brutus - 12000 (12000)
Cypher - 100 (101)
Juxu - 100 (100)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Sammael - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 6/24/03
JustStarting - Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff - 6/23/2003
AstIsis - Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer - 6/20/2003
Wiz - Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer - 6/20/2003
EvilWobbles - 3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out - 6/19/2003
Minendo - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 6/16/2003
Zodder - 5000 WU Queue Buster - 6/16/2003
paf007 - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 6/12/03
serialb - The Great 10K CountDown - 6/11/03
Reagan CRW - 3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out - 6/10/03
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Captain Funky steers the psychaelic Funky Bus across the finish line in 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!, earning his 20th K-Key and a little butt time in the hottub. Unfortunately for MoFunk, when his pit crew installed the General Electric TF34 turbofan atop the Funky Bus, they forgot to tell him how to turn it off. As SRL officials and SRL official babes run for their lives, the Funky Bus clatters towards the winner's circle, afterburner still lit, a wide-eyed MoFunk struggling to keep control of the careening phsychadelic contraption. One of the babes rears back and fires MoFunk's K-Key through the bus' open door as he screams by so he'll have it when he finally figures out how to stop the bus or he runs out of jet fuel. Congratulations on earning that 20th K-Key, MoFunk!
Folks down at the The Great 10K CountDown are being treated to a whale of a battle between The Wildnet Team and Steell as they both have exited the final turn and are sprinting towards the finish line only four wu's apart in what will be a photo finish tomorrow morning to see who becomes the 114th AnandTecher to earn that coveted 10th K-Key. The Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000 sees some pretty impressive dumpages amongst it's ranks this morning. Earning shockies for their efforts overnight are the pafster for his stunning 220 and Jolly JonB for a numbing 93. In the middle of the pack, Sizzlin' Soni opens up a 72 wu lead over CraigRT who seems to have thrown a packet protractor enunciator reduction gear cam rod in his racing rig, although his 54 on the day is nothing to sneeze at.
Shim Shim Shimmishim continues to fight his way through the cow patties in the Rock 'em Sock 'em Workunit Wipe Out to 2000 and now cruises only seven wu's to the Portly Bovine's very active rear. Up at the front of the pack, Sassy Bassy piles a few more wu's onto his lead and gives thanks to the SETI gods that he's on the quiet end of BigFatCow. It might be just about all over but the crying in the 2000 Workunit Wonderland WU Whopper. The King of Karnage Karsten is running awayt with the bracket and now owns a 115 wu lead over JimMc who tries valiantly to stay close to the leader. To their rear, strider7 has taken over ownership of third place from big bad onebadv6 while jjsetihead closes in on big bad onebad from the rear.
Ooooh's and aaaaaah's escape from the throats of the faithful taking in the action at the 1500 WU Power Pack Packet Pounder as they witness an impressive display of dump muscle flexing from Major Tom Tarca. Opening up the wu gates and pressing the red dump button on his dash, Tarca unleashes a major load of 171 workunits, hearkening back to the olden days when he could routinely purge in triple digits. Action abounds in the 750 WU Master Muncher Marathon in the middle of the pack where Powerful Pyxis, a look of sheer determination and steely concentration on his face, has cut his deficit behind ManWithPlan to single digits. While it may be too late to catch the streaking lobadobadingdong bell, Pyxis would like nothing better than to be the second cruncher from this bracket to park his butt in the hottub.
Advancements among racers on 6/30 include MoFunk up 2 to 65, Ammocan up 1 to 70, SoggySocks up 4 to 506, titanmiller up 1 to 547, Christof up 2 to 618.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
