Team rank) Name .............. total wu/new wu
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................33618 / 21
38) cakin ....................................28637 / 27
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
67) jatwell .................................19376 / 67
68) conjur..................................19237 / 26
69) MoFunk ..............................19072 / 169 :Q
71) Ammocan ..........................18634 / 41
74) Mighty Micron ....................18438 / 38
The Great 10K CountDown:
114)The Wildnet Team..............9925 / 15
115)Steell ....................................9879 / 18
118)Marrkks.................................9186 / 23
124)Dewey ..................................8508 / 3
Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000:
paf077 .................................21031 / 43 (3706)
MoFunk ...............................19072 / 169 (3438) :Q
soni .....................................49434 / 59 (2958)
CraigRT ..............................31691 / 49 (2922)
JonB .....................................7235 / 49 (2155)
3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out:
OhioDude ............................27177 / 49 (2562)
WayneS ................................26165 / 43 (2526)
Mighty Micron .......................18438 / 38 (2136)
2500 WU Packet Crapper: <------------------------------- Ammocan blasts by Pannie!
adeno ...................................2577 / 41 (1086)
Ammocan ...........................18634 / 41 (1049)
Panhead49 ........................13728 / 22 (1046)
Poopaskoopa ....................23881 / 51 (938) :Q
Networkman ......................29467 / 36 (479)
Rock 'em Sock 'em Workunit Wipe Out to 2000:
Basilisk420 ......................17237 / 25 (364)
BigFatCow .........................6704 / 19 (363)
Shimmishim .....................1505 / 17 (331)
Spacehead ........................4659 / 12 (296)
lobadobadingdong ..........2136 / 12 (257)
Ameesh .............................2218 / 0 (78)
2000 Workunit Wonderland WU Whopper: <----------------- Karsten lights the afterburners!
Karsten ............................21715 / 52 (259)
JimMc ..............................10862 / 34 (255)
onebadv6 ..........................7555 / 31 (234)
strider7 ..............................8897 / 23 (226)
jjsetihead ..........................7333 / 29 (204)
Adul ...................................5900 / 3 (133)
Domination ....................14946 / 13 (119)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
gistech1978 .....................4618 / 5 (1760)
serialb .............................10278 / 20 (1723)
1500 WU Power Pack Packet Pounder:
Tarca .................................26609 / 6 (560)
teriba ..................................8627 / 15 (375)
cismaxz ...............................2175 / 14 (321)
DDad ..................................5919 / 0 (300)
Fingers ...............................6756 / 7 (271)
Neurodog ...........................5616 / 6 (62)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........2136 / 12 (644)
ManWithPlan .....................2263 / 8 (496)
Pyxis ....................................6590 / 9 (481)
BobTheWizard ..................2009 / 6 (392)
GasPath2 ...........................4952 / 6 (301)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................109792 / 383
4) LastKnight ......................92078 / 301
6) Smokeball ......................85643 / 238
9) IsOs .................................65818 / 80
11) The Federation ..............58402 / 133
19) Rebel Alliance ...............46195 / 187
21) Crazee ............................45775 / 140
22) zodder .............................42327 / 139
23) wirelessenabled ...........40687 / 112
28) m2kewl ...........................36664 / 52
30) Ben98SentraSE ............35475 / 78
31) LANMAN..........................35221 / 1
45) EvilWobbles ...................26725 / 41
50) SoulAssassin ................25325 / 36
51) IJump ...............................25184 / 113
53) Swanny ...........................23912 / 68
58) Toft / Vold - DK ...............21379 / 46
63) Assimilator1 ..................20251 / 31
85) Minendo ..........................14127 / 17
104)British Bulldog Racers ..11326 / 0
109)neovan .............................10788 / 39
140)Dazmite ............................7253 / 6
145)Evadman ..........................6884 / 3
194)sukhoi ...............................5250 / 9
199)ys ........................................5021 / 4
261)SWScorch .........................3679 / 2
333)TheEvil1 .............................2573 / 12
384)Lithium381 ........................2212 / 0
518)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1424 / 2
522)SoggySocks ......................1406 / 12
560)titanmiller ...........................1216 / 13
567)JetsFanatic ........................1203 / 2
631)Christof ...............................983 / 7
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Milestones achieved on 6/24:
LastKnight - 92000 (92078)
TeAm M&M - 79000 (79173)
Office Boy - 47000 (47062)
Amer - 24000 (24085)
paf077 - 21000 (21031)
TeAm * MoFunk - 19000 (19072)
TeAm BnT - 14000 (14080)
baxsie - 8000 (8032)
silverbullet - 6000 (6000)
Jorge Ballesteros - 2500 (2500)
JCA - 2000 (2001)
r2d2 - 1500 (1521)
shimmishim - 1500 (1505)
ANY5546 - 1000 (1006)
GOSHA - 1000 (1000)
Mr.Bungle - 100 (102)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Sammael - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 6/24/03
JustStarting - Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff - 6/23/2003
AstIsis - Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer - 6/20/2003
Wiz - Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer - 6/20/2003
EvilWobbles - 3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out - 6/19/2003
Minendo - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 6/16/2003
Zodder - 5000 WU Queue Buster - 6/16/2003
paf007 - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 6/12/03
serialb - The Great 10K CountDown - 6/11/03
Reagan CRW - 3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out - 6/10/03
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It would appear as though a new titan of workunit destruction has emerged in the Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000. During his last pit stop, Captain Funky had the psychadelic Funky Bus's engine overhauled and apparently augmented in the form of a General Electric TF34 turbofan engine. What was once a rickety old bus travelling in the mid-40's is now a monster masher approaching 200 wu's per day. The Pafster's near 300 wu lead begins to disintegrate in a hurry as he activates his rig's crash armor and and dons his blast helmet in anticipation of the jet-powered bus-of-misery's supersonic passing sometime in the near future. Somewhere out there is a very unhappy A-10 pilot flying in circles because his Warthog is missing an engine.
While Poundin' Pannie was adjusting the wu integration bi-lateral pre-chomp induction primer phase manipulator on his rig, Amazing Ammocan took the outside lane and staked claim to the number two position in 2500 WU Packet Crapper. Not at all happy with these developments, Pannie thumbs his nose vigorously in Ammocan's direction, as he begins to inhale someone else's wu dust from the third slot. The continuous roar heard at Wipe Out Stadium signals to everyone that a new leader has emerged in the Rock 'em Sock 'em Workunit Wipe Out to 2000. Pausing momentarily to chew his cud again, BigFatCow now finds himself in second place by one wu behind a streaking Captain CAD and Team Basilisk420. The 2000 Workunit Wonderland WU Whopper also introduces a new leader this morning as the King of Karnage Karsten dumped a load of fuel into the exhaust chamber and flipped the red switch on his cockpit console lighting the afterburner and surging into the lead by four over the stunned JimMc. Meanwhile, Big Bad Onebadv6 stakes sole claim to the three hole in what was a tie for third yesterday with Strider7.
Advancements among racers on 6/24 include wirelessenabled up 1 to 23, SoggySocks up 1 to 522, titanmiller up 5 to 560, Christof up 2 to 631.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.
Cakin's Quest to Make Bacon From Lean Lane42:
33) lane42 .................................33618 / 21
38) cakin ....................................28637 / 27
20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else!:
67) jatwell .................................19376 / 67
68) conjur..................................19237 / 26
69) MoFunk ..............................19072 / 169 :Q
71) Ammocan ..........................18634 / 41
74) Mighty Micron ....................18438 / 38
The Great 10K CountDown:
114)The Wildnet Team..............9925 / 15
115)Steell ....................................9879 / 18
118)Marrkks.................................9186 / 23
124)Dewey ..................................8508 / 3
Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000:
paf077 .................................21031 / 43 (3706)
MoFunk ...............................19072 / 169 (3438) :Q
soni .....................................49434 / 59 (2958)
CraigRT ..............................31691 / 49 (2922)
JonB .....................................7235 / 49 (2155)
3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out:
OhioDude ............................27177 / 49 (2562)
WayneS ................................26165 / 43 (2526)
Mighty Micron .......................18438 / 38 (2136)
2500 WU Packet Crapper: <------------------------------- Ammocan blasts by Pannie!
adeno ...................................2577 / 41 (1086)
Ammocan ...........................18634 / 41 (1049)
Panhead49 ........................13728 / 22 (1046)
Poopaskoopa ....................23881 / 51 (938) :Q
Networkman ......................29467 / 36 (479)
Rock 'em Sock 'em Workunit Wipe Out to 2000:
Basilisk420 ......................17237 / 25 (364)
BigFatCow .........................6704 / 19 (363)
Shimmishim .....................1505 / 17 (331)
Spacehead ........................4659 / 12 (296)
lobadobadingdong ..........2136 / 12 (257)
Ameesh .............................2218 / 0 (78)
2000 Workunit Wonderland WU Whopper: <----------------- Karsten lights the afterburners!
Karsten ............................21715 / 52 (259)
JimMc ..............................10862 / 34 (255)
onebadv6 ..........................7555 / 31 (234)
strider7 ..............................8897 / 23 (226)
jjsetihead ..........................7333 / 29 (204)
Adul ...................................5900 / 3 (133)
Domination ....................14946 / 13 (119)
Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer:
gistech1978 .....................4618 / 5 (1760)
serialb .............................10278 / 20 (1723)
1500 WU Power Pack Packet Pounder:
Tarca .................................26609 / 6 (560)
teriba ..................................8627 / 15 (375)
cismaxz ...............................2175 / 14 (321)
DDad ..................................5919 / 0 (300)
Fingers ...............................6756 / 7 (271)
Neurodog ...........................5616 / 6 (62)
750 WU Master Muncher Marathon:
lobadobadingdong ..........2136 / 12 (644)
ManWithPlan .....................2263 / 8 (496)
Pyxis ....................................6590 / 9 (481)
BobTheWizard ..................2009 / 6 (392)
GasPath2 ...........................4952 / 6 (301)
Lonely Racers:
3) PieDerro .........................109792 / 383
4) LastKnight ......................92078 / 301
6) Smokeball ......................85643 / 238
9) IsOs .................................65818 / 80
11) The Federation ..............58402 / 133
19) Rebel Alliance ...............46195 / 187
21) Crazee ............................45775 / 140
22) zodder .............................42327 / 139
23) wirelessenabled ...........40687 / 112
28) m2kewl ...........................36664 / 52
30) Ben98SentraSE ............35475 / 78
31) LANMAN..........................35221 / 1
45) EvilWobbles ...................26725 / 41
50) SoulAssassin ................25325 / 36
51) IJump ...............................25184 / 113
53) Swanny ...........................23912 / 68
58) Toft / Vold - DK ...............21379 / 46
63) Assimilator1 ..................20251 / 31
85) Minendo ..........................14127 / 17
104)British Bulldog Racers ..11326 / 0
109)neovan .............................10788 / 39
140)Dazmite ............................7253 / 6
145)Evadman ..........................6884 / 3
194)sukhoi ...............................5250 / 9
199)ys ........................................5021 / 4
261)SWScorch .........................3679 / 2
333)TheEvil1 .............................2573 / 12
384)Lithium381 ........................2212 / 0
518)Zippin' Zim Hosein ..........1424 / 2
522)SoggySocks ......................1406 / 12
560)titanmiller ...........................1216 / 13
567)JetsFanatic ........................1203 / 2
631)Christof ...............................983 / 7
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Milestones achieved on 6/24:
LastKnight - 92000 (92078)
TeAm M&M - 79000 (79173)
Office Boy - 47000 (47062)
Amer - 24000 (24085)
paf077 - 21000 (21031)
TeAm * MoFunk - 19000 (19072)
TeAm BnT - 14000 (14080)
baxsie - 8000 (8032)
silverbullet - 6000 (6000)
Jorge Ballesteros - 2500 (2500)
JCA - 2000 (2001)
r2d2 - 1500 (1521)
shimmishim - 1500 (1505)
ANY5546 - 1000 (1006)
GOSHA - 1000 (1000)
Mr.Bungle - 100 (102)
10 Most Recent Race Winners:
Sammael - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 6/24/03
JustStarting - Last One to 750 is a Packet PowderPuff - 6/23/2003
AstIsis - Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer - 6/20/2003
Wiz - Whack 'em Smack 'em 2000 Packet Pulverizer - 6/20/2003
EvilWobbles - 3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out - 6/19/2003
Minendo - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 6/16/2003
Zodder - 5000 WU Queue Buster - 6/16/2003
paf007 - 20,000 Before the Project Ends, or Else! - 6/12/03
serialb - The Great 10K CountDown - 6/11/03
Reagan CRW - 3000 WU Whappin' Flappin' No Nappin' Workunit Wipe Out - 6/10/03
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It would appear as though a new titan of workunit destruction has emerged in the Funky Bunch Packet Mauler to 5000. During his last pit stop, Captain Funky had the psychadelic Funky Bus's engine overhauled and apparently augmented in the form of a General Electric TF34 turbofan engine. What was once a rickety old bus travelling in the mid-40's is now a monster masher approaching 200 wu's per day. The Pafster's near 300 wu lead begins to disintegrate in a hurry as he activates his rig's crash armor and and dons his blast helmet in anticipation of the jet-powered bus-of-misery's supersonic passing sometime in the near future. Somewhere out there is a very unhappy A-10 pilot flying in circles because his Warthog is missing an engine.
While Poundin' Pannie was adjusting the wu integration bi-lateral pre-chomp induction primer phase manipulator on his rig, Amazing Ammocan took the outside lane and staked claim to the number two position in 2500 WU Packet Crapper. Not at all happy with these developments, Pannie thumbs his nose vigorously in Ammocan's direction, as he begins to inhale someone else's wu dust from the third slot. The continuous roar heard at Wipe Out Stadium signals to everyone that a new leader has emerged in the Rock 'em Sock 'em Workunit Wipe Out to 2000. Pausing momentarily to chew his cud again, BigFatCow now finds himself in second place by one wu behind a streaking Captain CAD and Team Basilisk420. The 2000 Workunit Wonderland WU Whopper also introduces a new leader this morning as the King of Karnage Karsten dumped a load of fuel into the exhaust chamber and flipped the red switch on his cockpit console lighting the afterburner and surging into the lead by four over the stunned JimMc. Meanwhile, Big Bad Onebadv6 stakes sole claim to the three hole in what was a tie for third yesterday with Strider7.
Advancements among racers on 6/24 include wirelessenabled up 1 to 23, SoggySocks up 1 to 522, titanmiller up 5 to 560, Christof up 2 to 631.
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God Bless America!
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Race stats and race text generated by OD's automated SRL Stats-O-Matic version #1.3
Lame race commentary generated by the same goofball who always generates it.